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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:22pm

    You sir are my hero!

    • Submitted by jonas_lovex0957 on Jan 30, 10 at 12:24pm

      agreeeed!

    • Submitted by up_up_and_away on Mar 10, 10 at 11:57pm

      you believe this. you actually believe it.

    • Submitted by leeti on Mar 18, 10 at 2:32pm

      absolutely agreed.

    • Submitted by CoolerThanYou on Apr 23, 10 at 4:12am

      damnit bro, i was just about to comment that.

    • Submitted by PapaG on Jun 1, 10 at 10:09pm

      This page is amazing!! I love you all...

    • Submitted by gonzo420 on Jun 30, 10 at 12:18pm

      IM GONNA DO THIS TODAY

    • Submitted by instantaxess on Jul 9, 11 at 3:15am

      BadMitch should be your hero, www.badmitch.com

      • Submitted by wildNcrazy on Sep 17, 11 at 8:25pm

        I second what anonymous said, op is my hero!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:02am

    @11:53 Peace is not a motive of Christians. Feeling like they're holier than thou and frowning upon others who don't conform are their motives. Peace is created by those who worship none and accept that we are simply animals, and we should not kill our own species. Jesus is inconsequential to this realization. I'm high.

    • Submitted by captianawes0me on Mar 26, 10 at 7:36pm

      i just read that high. WTF!!!

      • Submitted by Joe037 on May 24, 11 at 1:01am

        Lol, they belong on this site... peoplearejustdumb.com

      • Submitted by Pepinho on Jun 15, 11 at 7:27pm

        lol!

      • Submitted by Pepinho on Jun 15, 11 at 7:29pm

        lol!

    • Submitted by hmackattack on Mar 29, 10 at 1:16am

      this comment makes so much sense! i think its cause im high too.

    • Submitted by C_Loveless on May 3, 10 at 4:11pm

      I'm not high and you are absolutely right.

    • Submitted by magic_medicine on May 4, 10 at 9:43pm

      "I'm high." haha I love you

    • Submitted by PotLovingMF on May 4, 10 at 11:31pm

      you are amazing

    • Submitted by dancerchick94 on Jul 3, 10 at 9:38pm

      Last sentence.. hahaha!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:47am

    I'm Catholic and I still think this is funny.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:16pm

    Occasionally you see a bookstore where the Christian reading is next to Homosexual literature. That's got to be humor in this same vein. Even if it's unintentional, it's hilarious.

    • Submitted by dude_too_bored on Dec 21, 10 at 6:57pm

      you, my friend, should listen to the song "ironic" by bo burnham. you will appreciate it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:04am

    @1:00 As Patti Smith said "Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine". I don't need your prayers. Kids in africa don't need your prayers. Prayers didn't solve anything. People solve things.

    • Submitted by PotLovingMF on May 4, 10 at 11:33pm

      as an atheist, this is actually my favorite weapon to argue with! much agreement indeed

    • Submitted by sscript2 on Jun 20, 10 at 11:21pm

      exactly!

    • Submitted by duff44 on Nov 18, 10 at 12:42pm

      It's great how you atheists are just as bad as the super religious. Start living your own damn lives and stop criticizing the people who do.

      • Submitted by Jakostan on Dec 13, 10 at 1:56pm

        amen

      • Submitted by rds2709 on Jan 18, 11 at 5:52pm

        exactly.

      • Submitted by ActiveFox on Jul 4, 11 at 2:41am

        Totally, because atheists start wars, commit genocide, and murder over their atheism.

        • Submitted by wildNcrazy on Sep 17, 11 at 8:48pm

          Dude...have you read a history book lately? All of the wars of the ancient world were religion based. Ask the Aztecs about the wars against the Portuguese, oh wait,they were exterminated by the Christians.\nThe Crusades of course.The wars between the Catholics and the Protestants in Europe.\nThe African wars between the Hutus and Tutsi's. + World War II had a religious edge to it, Hitler used the "Jews Killed Jesus" thing to gain support. Though you can argue Hitler wasn't religious.

          • Submitted by wildNcrazy on Sep 17, 11 at 8:51pm

            Hitler's supporters were, why do you think he used that saying to gain support?\nAnd The Troubles in Ireland\nRwanda 1994\nBoznia-Herzegovina\nThe Ivory Coast civil wars\nCyprus\nEast Timor civil war\nSri Lankan civil war\nCurrent Iraqi civil war\nHezbollah vs. Israel\nSyria vs. Israel\nKashmir civil war\nChechnya civil war\nSudan\nThirty Years War\nDon't be such an ignorant hypocrite.

            • Submitted by RoseNylund on Sep 18, 11 at 2:26pm

              Yep. Thanks for reminding everyone of those horrible events. And don't forget the Congo has been knee deep in shit for about 3 decades now. Or Darfur. Or Somalia, Ethipoia...I guess there's not enough oil there to fight for those countries' citizens freedoms.

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              Submitted by upinsmoke225 on Oct 13, 12 at 5:47pm

              Hitler was one crazzzzzy

            • Submitted by LolBen on Oct 16, 12 at 10:15am

              Hitler was raised a catholic. all I'm saying

          • Submitted by wimshit on Aug 9, 12 at 12:56am

            FYI the war between the hutus and tutsis was nothing to do with religion, they are both predominately christian, they are just different tribes. \n\nI wonder if the the Portuguese were more interested in the gold in south america than the fact the locals weren't christians?\n\nMost wars are about money and power. by the way i'm not religious.

      • Submitted by SuperBob on Nov 29, 11 at 11:40pm

        the difference between the two is you can reason with an atheist. if you prove something to me i'll change my opinion, and act accordingly. you can't change their believes with 'prove'.. \n\nsorry to burst your bubble but saying atheism is as bad as religion just means you don't understand the difference.

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      Submitted by BDeath on Nov 27, 13 at 2:07pm

      If everybody stopped sinning then Jesus died for nothing... Keep sinning everyone! lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:13am

    haha i love how all you crazy religous people are getting so pissed off at this

    • Submitted by shugaBEAR on Mar 23, 10 at 5:09pm

      lmao ; agreed.

    • Submitted by bentleytheyeti on May 22, 10 at 3:17am

      fuck man. im a christian and i get the humor in this. we're not all fucked up in the head and drinking the koolaid and trying to "recruit" everyone in sight. sooner you realize that, i believe, the sooner we'll all get along...\n\nnow. on with the party.

      • Submitted by JewHater on Jun 29, 10 at 3:04am

        yeah, we christians arent fucked up at all.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:26am

    Best selling work of fiction in world history. Obviously some shameful huligan had moved them all from the fiction section prior to this. You're a good guy to help the employees out, must've saved them at least 5 or 10 mins.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:37pm

    Lol, well someone had to do it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 7:09pm

    There's a great bumper sticker that says: "Don't pray in my school and I won't think in your church."

    • Submitted by mollz721 on Apr 27, 11 at 1:25pm

      hahaha that's fantastic! and so true

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:29am

    Christianity has done plenty to shun others who they think are below them or not as good as they are. They've done plenty of judgements against those who are supposedly 'sinful' when they are just trying to live their own lives and be their own people. Religion is full of hypocrites. I'm glad somebody got the inspiration to put those bibles on the fiction shelves of the bookstore, or if anyone has really done it. Thats where they belong.

    • Submitted by AJDC1988 on Jun 13, 10 at 12:51am

      the fact that u had time to write that is sad...but good reading material

      • Submitted by teletubbydroid on Aug 29, 10 at 3:42pm

        your comment makes no sense. he's saying a lot of Christians are hypocrites that distastefully believe that if you don't go to church every Sunday or if you have parties and get drunk on the weekends then that makes you a worse person than them. I've been raised Baptist and I'm no longer a Christian- I've tried but once you reason it out it just doesn't fit and is not believable no matter how much I try. We took the Jew's book, and modern Christians were only here for a coup

    • Submitted by duff44 on Nov 18, 10 at 12:45pm

      Seems like your just as insulting and condescending as the people your talking about. . . . what was that word you used? hypocrite? Yup. That was it. If you don't believe in it than why insult those who do?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:04am

    why dont we all try being tolerant of eachother and respect everyones beliefs just because im an athiest doesnt mean i hate anyone who believes in god and you shouldnt either

    • Submitted by laurajexo on Jan 28, 10 at 12:22am

      thank you...i respect that.

    • Submitted by MissConception on Feb 23, 10 at 9:05pm

      Good call. People really need to lighten up. In America, we have freedom of religion and of speech. So shut the fuck up, haters, just calm down. People can express their thoughts on religion if necessary, or even if we feel like it. No one can say, "Oh don't do that you're wrong!" just because THEY don't agree with it.

      • Submitted by Attica on Aug 10, 10 at 1:04am

        I totally agree with what you're saying, don't get me wrong. But I just HAVE to point out the irony in how you worded it saying we have freedom of speech and then in the next sentence telling people to shut the fuck up hahahahaha

      • Submitted by hatchatkinson on Aug 30, 10 at 1:01pm

        I agree that people need to lighten up. But you just told everyone to "shut the fuck up" after saying we have freedom of speech.

      • Submitted by ActiveFox on Jul 4, 11 at 2:43am

        In one sentence you point out freedom of speech and in the very next tell someone to shut up. Awesome.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:51am

    I would suggest next time simply changing the category signs. much easier and less noticeable than lugging a hundred books from one place to another

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:29pm

    dont you people have anything to do other than go on this website and cry fake? my goddd. it's funny, who cares if its fake

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:05pm

    I put the Hannah Montana movie in the Horror section at a movie rental once.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:53pm

    Uhm. I'm hardcore Christian and I found this HILARIOUS. Maybe some people just need to lighten up? Yeah? It would be a good decision, and probably stop the kids down the street from throwing eggs at snd toiletpapering your house. Get a life, and stop posting on things just to show how much you love your religion. If you don't approve, then just ignore it. Jeez.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:41pm

    @11:38 chill, you work at a bloody book store, don't take your job so seriously. also - amazon ftw

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:33am

    hahaha i hide all of ann coulter's books every time i go to the book stores.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:52pm

    Philly keepin' in classy. Gotta love fucking with the religious people.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:00am

    Why would Bibles be filed under "fiction" when religion is its own category that indicates neither fiction, nor non-fiction. People who try too hard to be witty usually fail.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:14am

    12:02 Also don't even get into the fact that alot of greek and roman mythology gods are proto christ figures, which all pre date Christianity. So speaking from that sense the bible most likely does belong in the fiction area.

    • Submitted by audioZealot on Sep 26, 10 at 4:23pm

      You're an idiot. Of course Greek and Roman mythology pre-date Christianity. Its only a little over 2000 years old! I think what you are trying to argue is that they pre-date the Judeo-Christian belief system.

      • Submitted by ActiveFox on Jul 4, 11 at 2:45am

        That may predate them but the two religions coexisted for hundreds of years. Until Constatine

        • Submitted by Demato on Aug 20, 11 at 12:40pm

          So we should still be bowing to fake people in the sky because Ancients did??? They didn't wipe with toilet paper either, gonna follow that tip?

    • Submitted by Jakostan on Dec 14, 10 at 4:43pm

      People have been yearning for a Christ figure forever, and now we have him. Genius.

      • Submitted by Demato on Aug 20, 11 at 12:42pm

        People yearn to get laid....Oh wait, ask your Priests.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:48pm

    Mm its the bible thumpers that like causing the drama. Bookstore workers too, apparently. Ahahaha. I still think its bloody hilarious.

    • Submitted by fuckashleyy on Jun 11, 10 at 1:17am

      i believe the correct term, is "Bible HUMPERS"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:06am

    I find it amazing that there are Christians checking. out TFLN. And this post is what they find offensive.

    • Submitted by shotssss on Jun 26, 10 at 1:41am

      agreed, there's so much stuff on here with pre-marital sex and drunken one-night stands and this is what they take the time to bitch about.

      • Submitted by Jakostan on Dec 14, 10 at 4:51pm

        Y'all are directly insulting my religion, I'm not a coward.

        • Submitted by Demato on Aug 20, 11 at 12:35pm

          No, Churches that picket clinics, kill people, and show up at soldiers funerals insult your cult. This was just a funny text.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:43am

    I work at a bookstore, and people do shit like this all the time. Usually rather than moving entire sections, they just flip over all the atheist books, or the christian books, or the democrat books, or the republican books, or the books related to whatever other views they're intolerant of. It was every Obama book and magazine the other day. And yeah, it's a pain in my ass.

    • Submitted by ActiveFox on Jul 4, 11 at 2:46am

      Aren't you getting paid? It's your job to deal with it. So deal with it and cry a little less.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:55pm

    this just made my day even if it is fake i love seeing all the crazy catholics get mad when you say their religion is bullshit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:03am

    funny as hell. . . if hell was real. . .

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:52am

    This is so stupid. Religious texts and such have their own section in the bookstore... under "religion". It doesn't say it's fact or fiction, it just classifies it as what it is. Just like philosophy and cookbooks, it doesn't mean "this is the right way to think/act/live/prepare a chicken", it just categorizes it to make it easier for people to find it. Calm the fuck down and stop trying to prove yourself by making extra work for people that already have shitty jobs.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:04am

    fuck christians and anyone who didnt find this funny. kudos, guy, kudos!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:44am

    For everyone who is a moron and thinks this is offensive? The bible is fake. It's based on fucking hieroglyphs written by EGYPTIANS in 3000 BC. The SUN GOD RAH was the son of a virgin born on the 25th of December, was crucified and was reborn. TELL ME JESUS IS REAL NOW, BITCH.

    • Submitted by seancaffrey on Jul 28, 10 at 1:53am

      wow lol calm down hot shot. im sorry if you think its fake but i could really care less.. when this life is over we'll see who was right. and in your case i'd hate to be you. but ill still pray for ya

      • Submitted by smccarg1 on Aug 24, 10 at 12:31pm

        You know, I had the same philosophy about Santa for about 12 years. Every year I believed so hard, and the next morning I thought I was proven right. Then my parents realized I wasn't a child any more. Maybe it's time for you to grow up.

        • Submitted by Jakostan on Dec 14, 10 at 4:47pm

          Santa is real, genius. Saint Nicholas of Myra.

    • Submitted by audioZealot on Sep 26, 10 at 4:26pm

      Jesus was real, idiot. This is fact.

    • Submitted by Jelloam on Oct 13, 10 at 9:05am

      wtf are you retarded...The bible is not only a religious book, it's an actual dcumetation of historical events (at least partially) It has been proven that Jesus existed using science.

      • Submitted by JoyfulGrl93 on Nov 15, 10 at 11:18pm

        yeah it's true that jesus was a human who lived on this planet, but the bible is not necessarily a factual book. It contradicts itself. I basically view the bible the same way I view my daughter's Fairy Tale books - the stories (usually) have a good moral to the story, but I don't believe it's based on actual happenings. Be a good, honest person, help when you can and I think any God who can't love you for that isn't one I want to be worshipping anyways.

      • Submitted by doucheandturd on Dec 9, 10 at 10:08pm

        There is no evidence of an exodus from Egypt by the Jews, which is claimed in the old testament. That one fact destroys your argument. Fucking tard. "Actual documentation"? Other than the figures in the book being real people, there is nothing factual about it. It's a fucking law book to keep the poor and stupid under control. The only people who could write back then were wealthy men. But that's such an inconvenient fact to accept by fucking morons like you. "Actual documention"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:07am

    11:38 - If you just filed the bibles under fiction, where they belong in the first place, you wouldn't have to deal with all the "punks who make your job a living hell". Also, if you can't take a joke at your shitty sales job, no wonder you think your life sucks, it does...but its your own fault.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:16pm

    woah, 2:31 AM, believing in SCIENCE (like physics, evolution, etc.) is NOT the same as Scientology. not even close.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:21am

    wow is there really going to be a atheist vs christian debate on a website that was meant for humor?

    • Submitted by audioZealot on Sep 26, 10 at 4:24pm

      Have you ever been on the internet before? This is what happens.

      • Submitted by JimHalpert on May 16, 11 at 7:27am

        When you fuck a stranger in the ass?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:55am

    9:45: I am god... there is no proof that i am god, but you cant prove that i am NOT god! Now obey my order, and walk around naked, like i brought you into this world, clothing is a SIN!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:29pm

    you are my favorite person ever i just literally lol-ed for like..20 seconds. mucho love, man

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:32am

    Meh. Unoriginal quote. Unoriginal prank. All it does is leave the staff with yet another menial task to deal with at their already unrewarding job.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:25am

    why in the fuck do people insist on calling it barnes and nobleS??? Noble is not plural you fucktards!!!!!!!!!!!! I swear, every time I hear this it's like nails on a chalkboard...

    • Submitted by gogogophers22 on May 16, 10 at 3:26pm

      This made me laugh more than the text..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:19am

    @12:08 Sure. So are Santa and Super Man.

    • Submitted by Jakostan on Dec 14, 10 at 4:45pm

      Santa's real, genius. Saint Nicholas of Myra.

      • Submitted by Gabe127 on Jan 3, 11 at 10:25am

        if you really think that the Santa we tell kids about is the same guy as Saint Nicholas, you must be retarded.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:51pm

    Wow you're so cool and edgy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:39pm

    just because you heard it before doesn't mean they didn't actually do it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:10am

    Most of you saying it's offensive did you ever think them not being in the fiction center offends other people? I bet you didn't

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 2:41am

    I've done this before. Didn't get caught though.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:24am

    1:23 wtf did you just say

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 8:49pm

    If the believers commenting on this are so god fearing and righteous, what are you reading TFLN for? It's all sex, drugs and jizz!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 8:05pm

    @2 post above mine: The earth is more than 6000 years you idiot. The Big Bang was not an explosion, and saying "God did it" is not a valid answer, as it doesn't answer anything. You have no way of knowing if God did it, and even if we knew a god did it, how do you know it's the god you believe in?

    • Submitted by callMEcharlie on Mar 26, 11 at 1:53pm

      Hooray for astrophysics, and its ability to define the creation of the universe in observable and definitive calculations far beyond that which any religion has ever dreamed up.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:22pm

    Sorry, but weren't YOU just on it?? AHhahahahaha!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:58pm

    lmao @ 'god rocks.' God, who in the Bible caused numerous acts of hateful destruction, murdered almost the entire human race, and selfishly demanded that people worship him on his word alone... yeah, he rocks. Oh yeah, he then murdered his 'son' and pretty much stopped talking to humanity after that. I know dictators in the real world who do/have done similar things!

    • Submitted by Jakostan on Dec 14, 10 at 4:54pm

      God did not murder his Son, He gave His only Son to be the Lamb of God, a perfect sacrifice for the whole world. When you insult my God, know what you're talking about.

      • Submitted by callMEcharlie on Mar 26, 11 at 1:50pm

        What truly does not make sense is the "need" of a perfect sacrifice at all. If God is omni-powerful, then would he not have been able to create "Heaven" as the only plane of existence in the first place? Since he would have known his humanity would fail, does that not make him self-serving and unholy by creating a sinful race while having the "power" to create a perfect existence like Heaven, and thereby removing sin from the picture completely? To put it plainly, sk

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:18pm

    but wait 11:45...you yourself are judging us...I believe in God...and yes...he will judge you for being such a jackass. Hope you like "hell"...even though the afterlife is exactly what was happening before we were born...no conscious brain activity. You are a hypocritical bastard.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:57am

    11:51 HAH (:D i love you. suck it jesus freaks is prolly the best thing i've heard in weeks.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:51am

    you guys really need to chill out. all of you let people believe what they want athiests stop trying to convert christians and christinas stop trying to convert athiests anyone ever heard of the doctrine of maybe?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 7:03am

    I have a question. What the fuck did Jesus do that was so great? Nothing changed after he left. He didn't save us from anything. It doesn't make any sense.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:55am

    12:50am The fact that you can supposedly pray for me personally when all you know about me is the time of day that I posted on this site just goes to show what a rediculous notion "god" and religion really is. Thanks for the undeniable confirmation.

    • Submitted by Jakostan on Dec 14, 10 at 4:50pm

      God already knows what i'm gonna say before i say it. Hence the fact i only have to say a first name or the "individual posting on this website at such a time".

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 12:59pm

    In soviet russia bible puts you in fiction section

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 9:39am

    There are some sensitive people on here. This is hilarious and totally worth the read! Stop debating about who or what does or doesn't exist and enjoy the laugh. Sheesh. Things (the bible for example) only hold as much power as you give it! Smile, relax, and do your praying thing or whatever it is you like to do. Kudos to you dude! Hahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:40am

    I don't believe in God, but whoever did this is a total wannabe punk rock asshat. I bet they're also fourteen.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:26pm

    This is such an old quote.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 3:04pm

    Absolutely fantastic

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:28am

    i don't understand why religious people are humorous. obviously, people have different beliefs but you are saying that christians think very highly of themselves, when you are making fun of them for believing in a higher being. it's just a little hypocritical.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:50pm

    If it's real - it's funny!! If it's fake - it's funny because it caused so much drama with the tfln bible thumpers.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:30am

    haha this shit is is so funny--whether it's real or not it's hilarious that so many lame christians are getting offended by a funny text message. "GOD IS REAL" hahahahaha....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:53am

    i work at a barnes and noble... I would have though that was awesome..probably wouldn't even mind having to put them back

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 12:03pm

    I've totally done this! Good work. Up your game and put all the Scientology ones in the sci-fiction/ fantasy section.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:39pm

    11:35 believes in unicorns, too.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:20am

    No altruistic god would ever allow him or herself to be worshiped the way your god seems to do.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 5:52pm

    LOL! Fucking awesome!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:41pm

    Really old shit is old? Oh, wow. Never knew. Thanks.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:35am

    what about when you die, is it a nice feeling to believe that you will never live again, that you will never be reunited with the people you loved, that you will never walk through the gates of heaven? the truth is not always "nice".

    • Submitted by smccarg1 on Aug 24, 10 at 1:12pm

      Haha cus the bible is just a real jovial read. Lot's of peace, love and understanding in there. Oh wait...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:05am

    @ that dude praying for everyone - pray for me too Pray damn you! praaaaay! don't you ever stop praying. are you still praying?

    • Submitted by Jakostan on Dec 14, 10 at 4:57pm

      I for one am always praying

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 6:17am

    it is fiction glad someone had the guts to do it!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 8:24pm

    All hail the flying speghetti monster!!

    • Submitted by Jelloam on Oct 13, 10 at 9:06am

      win for pastafarianism =D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:00am

    @12:59 just because I pray for people doesn't mean I'm trying to convert everyone. Everyone has their own opinions, which I respect but don't have to agree with.

  • Submitted by Paiva on Apr 7, 10 at 4:35pm

    tat person is going to hell

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:29am

    bash quote number 406373

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:17am

    shut up 12:16 stop trying to convert us all

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 8:11am

    Best one ever

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:06pm

    i cant believe you counted 10:55 lmao!!! i am so going to do this...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:53pm

    not real, i have seen this on myspace.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:26pm

    Okay if you're a dude i will totally be your friend and if ur a chick i would totally do you that was hilarious!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:36am

    hahaha love this, CLASSIC 3:38 terrible! but awesomely hilarious dont take it personal christians, all religion is bullshit, yours is just a really easy and always funny target gods dont kill people, people with gods kill people there arent too many atheist that kill in the name of atheism, but a hell of a lot of religious people that kill in the name of their religion

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:40pm

    I just read through about the first hundred replies and let me say this: Every atheist argument had supportive evidence and logic. Every religious argument was "HE IS REAL AND YOU'RE GOING TO HELL." I rest my case. PS September 22, 2009 6:19PM Cry me a fucking river. Everything on this site is wrong. And no there is not a law against it, as a matter of fact, there is an amendment to protect it. Freedom of speech.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:41pm

    This person is my hero!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 1:49am

    whatever happened to freedom of religion?

    • Submitted by rapejesusfag on Apr 13, 10 at 5:31pm

      Private property. That means freedom of religion can suck it.

      • Submitted by Jelloam on Oct 13, 10 at 9:10am

        this has nothing to do with with freedom of religion

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:20pm

    [insert forced laughter as 1980s-cartoon force-fed morals theme with begins and camera pans up and fades to black...roll credits]

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:30pm

    Heard it before too, but still funny.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 6:16pm

    doesn't mean you have to interfere with our opinions just because you don't believe in God. I don't go and put books of your beliefs in the fiction section.

  • Submitted by sircohan on Jun 8, 10 at 4:46pm

    I don't give a crap if it's fake. Just enjoy the humor or shrivled cunt.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:54pm

    This was funny and burning in he'll is worth reading it. Whatever, he'll is as real as your mom's tits.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:26am

    1:13: You just basically said, "Whenever I can't understand anything I blame it on God then walk away." Waaaay to be.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:54pm

    haha that is amazing, and exactly where they belong.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:46pm

    I still like this. Never actually seen anyone do it, so it's funny for me. I agree, all need to chill. This is website is clearly for entertainment, so like it or go elsewhere.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 8:24pm

    Dude u rock! I agree with u all the way! So getting shirt and makin the text BIG. hahaha stupid Church! Nothing against Christianity, it's just that the churches f'ed it up. No idea what I'm talking about? Read the da Vince code, that's MY bible!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:11am

    That's where they should be

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:28pm

    haha!! talk about the biggest lie of all mankind, "Christianity", haha. you have to be of a seriously weak mind to find your answers in that!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:36pm

    BIBLES ARE FULL OF SHIT!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:26am

    I think 1:23 is speaking in tongues.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:53pm

    Awesome, gods laughing with you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:02am

    so dont pray for them theyll be fine on their own they dont need your "god" to help them out when they clearly dont need or want or believe in it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:13pm

    1:52 there is very little in the bible that is backed up by historical accounts or whatever you said. the bible (okay, the new testament) is a bunch of stories that the people back then told for generations and then wrote down for the purpose of teaching lessons they believed to be essential. if they were able to rise from their graves and see us now, they'd be laughing hysterically at how literally the bible is translated.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:55pm

    this post is as real as Janice Dickinson's face.

    • Submitted by PotLovingMF on May 4, 10 at 11:40pm

      i think this post is just trying to show you that the god you believe in is as real as pamelas tits

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:28am

    i think 1:23 is speaking in bullshit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:51am

    You should've bought them all and then burned them in a wheelbarrel out in front of the store. Or in front of a church!

    • Submitted by rapejesusfag on Apr 13, 10 at 5:22pm

      Eww, why would you purchase that crap? Buying it just encourages them. Much better to steal it, then burn it.

      • Submitted by smccarg1 on Aug 24, 10 at 1:04pm

        Hahahaha, laughed even harder than at the text

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:36pm

    YES. That is AWESOME. And so fitting :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 3:26pm

    I'd like to meet the dumbass who convinced everyone that some "big bang" created everything in the universe. Anyone could tell you that shit is ridiculous.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 11:37pm

    Telling him he's going to go to hell is stupid. He oblivously doesn't even believe in that place

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:23am

    all i gotta say is the mexican population is just getting way outta control. thats the real issue here folks. lets grow up and face the FACTS.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 3:35am

    that's stolen from bash.org ... years ago!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:16am

    I love how one person said "Science is bullshit" and "The big bang theory is fiction". Yeah because believing that the whole universe was created by some god who can control everything seems so much more realistic? This guy was just making a joke that in my opinion is funny. Now this board is arguing about what belief is right. I'm only 17 and I feel so sorry for most of these people who belief some of this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:10am

    I'm clapping right Now because I'm so proud

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 5:13pm

    what a tool. this is on bash

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:28am

    12:25pm I have the same problem with people who call Sherwin-Williams (which is a paint store if you don't know) Sherman Williams. SO annoying.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:19am

    @ 1:19, the creation of life.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 7:22am

    Saw this on QDB years ago. Yawn.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:44pm

    I turn the Pineapple Upsidedown cake upside down in the grocery store as well, we call it "A Reign of Terror" when we do it :) Christians can suck it. We have to put up will your bull all the time, you deserve to be made fun of.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 11:20pm

    That's the funnest thing ever. You rock.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:21pm

    everyone on this site is a fucking tool.

    • Submitted by PurpleHayes255 on Mar 21, 10 at 1:34am

      you do realize that you just called yourself a tool right?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:17pm

    If you are religious- why are you reading stuff from this website? It's the most "un-Christian" stuff next to porn that you could be doing online. It's all about texts "sinners" send.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:02am

    9:45 how is it that you dont know the answers to your own questions yet give credit to some god for this. well i give credit to my dick, it started the universe. So following your logic, since you cant disprove it- it must be true. yay!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:10am

    jesus you are so unoriginal.

    • Submitted by laurajexo on Jan 28, 10 at 12:23am

      are you talking to jesus? or are you talking to the guy who posted this? because now i'm all confused.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:45pm

    you are now my new hero! GREAT job!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:22am

    wow you can't post the name of the quote site this was stolen from. Bash

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 5:57pm

    this is horrible! ugh!

    • Submitted by mollz721 on Apr 27, 11 at 1:50pm

      it must be horrible to not have a sense of humor too....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 12:59am

    Haha holy shit this is hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 9:33am

    They kicked him out because no matter how much u zealot fucks hate on it, tere is a religious section in barnes and noblesand the bible is a religious book. No one Asked fucks if u believed in it or not and who's to say u can't believe in a mix of religion and science. And why do ppl always pick on Catholicism, there is more than one religion; dumbasses

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 8:41pm

    wow...I never heard this one before...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:43am

    Lmfao, Thank you for making my week. To all of you people condemning this person, who the hell do you think you are? You're not god. For all you know (if "God" exists) hesheit has a sense of humor. In fact, I don't see how hesheit couldn't, I mean we exist right?

    • Submitted by Jakostan on Dec 14, 10 at 4:58pm

      It's mocking God's Holy Word...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:22am

    christians make nice with the athiests

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:51pm

    Yeah I've heard it before too. Still hilarious and awesome. I wish people would really do that. Hmm...maybe I have new plans for tomorrow.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 5:25pm

    Whoever said "when the world ends in 2012 you are going to hell" is really an idiot lol, Christians believe no one truely knows when the world will end, only god. But, i doubt the world will end in 2012, and I doubt god exists. Badabing:D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:31am

    Fucking old joke is so fucking old.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:16am

    It does "just happen". We just haven't figured it all out yet. O and with the creation of humans thing...I've got that routine down pretty solid I think (despite what the ladies say, heyo!)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:57am

    12:48 Actually, recent discoveries about the origins and growth of the universe point towards it being remarkably counter-logical, defying what we know of physics and mathematics. While their may not be a sentient god at play here, our existence most likely began with a godlike anomaly.

    • Submitted by rapejesusfag on Apr 13, 10 at 5:25pm

      Hahahahaha, someone who doesn't understand science! Way to hold America back! \n\nIt's called random SELECTION, cockbite. Read a science book, or if that's too hard for you, try watching a documentary like the Blind Watchmaker. It has shiny pictures that move across the screen. Maybe they'll hold your attention better.

      • Submitted by Jelloam on Oct 13, 10 at 9:08am

        maybe you should read a science book dumbass; what are you trying to sound like an intelligent life form by pretending you know what the hell you're talking about? Random selection has nothing to do with the beginning of existence.

    • Submitted by callMEcharlie on Mar 26, 11 at 5:42pm

      i must say your argument is incorrect. having studied astrophysics for many years, recent discoveries do not point towards any godlike 'anomalies' or gods at all. astrophysics points towards the beginnings of time having been started as a "white hole" originally containing all of matter/energy/dark matter/dark energy. not a being that said 'Poof! Everything is here now.'

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 6:06pm

    Your amazing! Your my new hero, consider me your slave ;)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 3:50am

    Hahaha I'm going to do that!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:09pm

    12:59, maybe he takes things with a grain of salt. Maybe he takes solace in believing these "joke-sters" are going to hell for their "blasphemy". Maybe you need to calm down about religion. People make fun of my beliefs all the time, and I don't care because people are entitled to their opinion. Chill out dude. Also, read a book about "science", just putting that out there...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:51am

    1:23 is quoting inherit the wind. get literate.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 4:43pm

    You're awesome!! I heard a women at work say 'I have god on my side' I replied 'and I have the Easter bunny'.. Felt bad though she was just a sweet old lady, it was just the first thing that went through my head.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:57am

    * applauds* You kick ass.

  • Submitted by adityaogra on Apr 11, 10 at 10:54pm

    Nice bro!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:33pm

    11:21...YOU are on this website, so, tool?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 11:08am

    hahaha 1st 11:53 shenanigans

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:19pm

    haha Jeremy...is that you, its your area code lmao, I love you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:00am

    1:13 The reason why there is a missing link with the evolution theory is because anthropology is fairly young as a science. And hasn't found every site, that or alot of sites have been destroyed by either nature or humans or built over with cities thus destroying any evidence.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 5:37pm

    11:21.. JOIN THE CLUB!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:57am

    Get a life. Pick on some other religion.

  • Submitted by summerlc on Jun 30, 11 at 2:05am

    i love u n wanna have ur babies.. ur the shit! ;-)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:55am

    12:51 is smart :) i might do that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 7:38pm

    Religion is science friction

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:52am

    As stated earlier, this is pretty unoriginal. And it doesn't really make sense, because regardless of whether or not you believe in God many of the stories in the Bible are backed up by other reliable historical sources. So... even then it would most likely not go to fiction, because that would mean the whole thing or most was made up.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:59pm

    The bible is non fiction meaning it's real

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 9:02am

    "cut your kids throats"?? Well that's not a very godly thing to say... (now to the guy who did it): Dude. Fucking epic. You are my new hero.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:08pm

    i believe this entire argument can be simplified. we can't prove anything, we can't disprove anything. the only thing we can do is try to live in harmony with people who have different beliefs than ourselves.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 2:04pm

    7:45 your a fucking dumbass. You can't defend religion if you apparently don't know shit about it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 6:24am

    1:02 AM..........shut the fuck up. It's people like you and all the rest of your bible hugging friends that make this world such a shitty place to live. Get off your religious high horse, take the bible out of your ass (even though that's where it belongs what with all the shit that's in it) and learn how to laugh. Jesus Christ. Oh and by the way, god is laughing at your dumbass for being such an idiot

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 11:50pm

    That is wrong but fucking funny!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 3:20pm

    Everyone has done this before...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:29pm

    that was ignorant of you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:35am

    @ Jan 27th 9:02, amen brother

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 6:43pm

    the "theory"of intelligent design makes me rotfl.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 1:01pm

    I agree it was wrong because of how it affected the the employees... And christians probably would find this offensive seeing as they base a factual lifestyle on a potentially fictional book that may have been lost in translatation thousands of years ago. Survey says: this is one funny quote. I wonder if the author of this grabbed the koron too haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:36pm

    get over it. its because Atheist's are ridiculed by your people for being wrong. i ask you, sir, why do YOU punish or ridicule people for what they believe in their hearts to be true? B-T-Dubbs...Mr. 215...are my hero

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:30am

    Um will you guys be praying/having a theological discussion before or after you read things like He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right? Just wondering.....would you people who are proclaiming the Lords name and the power of Jesus kindly post the names of the churches you go to on this page? I would like to email a copy of your statements along with this websites web address to your clergy. Im sure they would love to see what you read late at nite.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 9:50pm

    Hahaha a go in and play cetch with like three other people using one of the book stoppers they get sooooo pissed it's super fun haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 6:37pm

    This is from a movie. Not original

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:43pm

    Wooahh. i know the person that posted this. i have never have that happen before.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 2:23am

    I dont understand why the atheists on this sight are making all of these claims about christians...Christians are not placed on the earth to judge, that's Gods job....we are only asked to love, that's the central truth to our faith, "Love God, Love Others" what's to hate in that?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:18pm

    haha, hilarious. Don't give a shit if it's true or not. Its genius and I just might go do it myself. :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:48am

    sounds like u were on a mission. also something i would do

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:50am

    the bible has as much merit belonging in the non fiction area as little red riding hood does.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 7:36pm

    Tits

  • Submitted by anu on Jan 17, 10 at 3:11pm

    I LOVE YOU!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:47am

    BRAVO! Makes me wonder when it finally WILL be categorized as such

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:22am

    The Christians on here act stangely......un-Christ like. If you really want atheists to believe you're so much better than them, you could start by staying off TFLN. Every post on this site is about "sin." don't fuck a bitch, demoralize her and then post a thread about fucking and demoralizing her, then tell OTHER ppl they're going to hell. Fucking hypocrites

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:51pm

    I'm a believer but that's Hillarious lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:33pm

    this is real... I know the girl that sent this text she did it even if it's been done before

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:33am

    12:25 its not bc they're saying it plural, its a possessive, and they aren't putting in the apostrophe. It sounds the same if it is grammatically correct or not. Chill.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 12:44am

    Exactly... The big bang is a theory "smart guy". Atleast science admits there are no facts. Try getting the majority of closed minded Christians to admit there are no facts in the bible. .... DumbAss

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 10 at 12:45pm

    I love you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 11:28pm

    I would hire you. =]

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:18am

    @ 1:16 - then why hasn't it "just happened" for forever? There would have had to have been a starting point (i.e. when GOD created life). Just saying.

    • Submitted by crazyman217 on Jan 2, 11 at 5:04pm

      The starting point is when a particle of matter traveling at almost the speed of light impacted a cloud of proteins, forming an amino acid, the basis of life. This can be proven by facts. Can you prove yours with facts?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:50pm

    Omg I love you... marry me

  • Submitted by jonas_lovex0957 on Jan 30, 10 at 12:26pm

    lmfao, this is by far my favorite yet.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:51am

    hahahahahahaha I love it. Who the fuck cares if it is overdone??? It is still funny. Oh and all you bible lovers...what about "thou shall not judge"...i guess you will all join us in hell...all the good bands will be there anyway.

  • Submitted by doucher13 on Jun 13, 10 at 8:12pm

    Agreed with that dude

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 10 at 12:05am

    Your fucked up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:55pm

    i can't believe it took like 100 posts for someone to say this was from bash

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 11:01am

    The classic joke. Also spoiler alert JESUS DIES

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:15am

    Well that was well spoken rebuttle there 1:05am#2. Kudos.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 1:34pm

    I'm still laughing at this!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:00am

    Superman... isn't real? (sob)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:42am

    Please. Something like 98% of all known species on this earth, past and present, are extinct. That isn't even close to something that can be considered intelligent design.

    • Submitted by fabulousmegs on May 4, 10 at 4:37am

      damn. that 98% must have missed the boat. literally. jesus fucking christ! noah had one goddamn job and all he managed was 2%. what a fucking slacker

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 10 at 1:41am

    Dude this would be funny if I hadn't seen it on someones myspace page in 8th grade... 7 fucking yrs ago!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 8:52am

    I'm still upset that they put my two bibles in fiction..."Alice in Wonderland" & "Peter Pan" at least Alice and Peter did'nt turn ladies into salt or knock off first born babies. I refuse to believe in a gfiff that's less human than I am.-Sherwin Williams & Mrs. Nobles

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:35pm

    dude. science for the fucking win. you are my new hero.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:06pm

    awesome. been there and done it, except i put it in the children's literature section.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 7:34am

    do you people realize, in the bible two chicks have a threeway with their drunk dad to get pregnant?

  • Submitted by RAWR_06 on Jun 1, 10 at 11:12pm

    Hell doesn't exist so I doubt we athiests are goin anywhere

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:54pm

    thats not even funny. and God's laughing at you because he knows where your going..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:29am

    your my heroo!!! haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:00am

    haha...what a silly thread. haha funny to think some people state this is against the law...umm what about the 1st amendment to the consitution- freedom of RELIGION. (or lack there of) Get over it...it is funny. Anyone who moves books is practicing their freedom of religion.. you don't like what you read...leave the site fools.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:43am

    I've always wanted to do this. Bibles need to be in with the mythology books.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:32am

    11:35 i love literate republicans. learn how to spell, thanks.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:28pm

    This shit is the best on tfln.. Get this kid a trophy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 2:56pm

    Leo ftw.. Animosity rips holes in your face.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:20pm

    You just made my day.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:09pm

    THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS JESUS/GOD. GET OVER IT. i'd go burn all the bibles at barnes n noble if i felt like going to jail.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:01pm

    I believe in God and I in NO WAY force my beliefs on other people, or disrespect other peoples beliefs.. it's too personal. this is very disrespectful. I would think the Same way if someone did that to any other religious book.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:53am

    Evan if it's fake and old, I still dig it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 11:10pm

    How is saying "please go kill yourself" and "fuck you " very godly of you? If your gonna preach, then practice what you preach. You are horrible people. All religion is is a fucking cult. You don't even know that half of it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 3:33am

    Lololololololololololol...*brakes into tears from hystericts*

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 10:47pm

    Just remember, every time you masterbate, Jesus kills a kitten. I love rattling the cage.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:54am

    well before there was a religious section ( and some book stores still do, including barnes and noble a few years ago) bibles were in the fiction section

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:12am

    a good christian wouldnt be up this late god might think your doing something sinful

  • Submitted by hmr0824 on Mar 8, 10 at 4:22pm

    I believe in God. What I don't believe is having to live my life by him. I want to eat meat whenever the fuck I want, cus whenever the fuck I want, and basically do anything whenever the fuck I want. I'm sure he's too busy to worry over every little thing I do, otherwise my "prayers" wouldve been answered. Amen bitches. Love this text. I'm sure the bible is fictitious, and full of contradictions.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 5:36am

    shit people calm down. no hell no magic. big bang theory asshole, pick up a textbook. all ive got to d say is id like to meet the smart motherfucker who was able to convience a population that there is a bearded man in the clouds that we must worship and starve ourselves for. no "man" can create matter if it's not there. keep your opinion to yourselves and I'll keep mine.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 1:03am

    Fuck you™

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:04am

    Lmfao soo I agree with what others said, You're my HERO :) ahaha thats hilarious !

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 4:58pm

    Pay some respect asshole!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:37pm

    I'm Christian and I think it hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 2:42pm

    Well there's no proof that there Non-Fiction so you you were helping them out.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 1:49pm

    I just had to disconnect from a conference call because I could not stop laughing at this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:33am

    This is an old, re-hashed quote. take it down.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 6:00am

    I'm praying to god for him to not reveal himself to me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:11am

    12:08 let ppl think what they want

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on May 22, 10 at 3:00am

    Did the same but was putting the DSM and all the other Psychology and self help books in the fiction section.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 4:23pm

    please all of you "Christians" have no clue you all are brainwashed to belive in some stupid bullshit get a life and stop preaching no one gives a shiit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 11:06pm

    Chill people. I think I just might do that now. Just to fuck with you all because the bible IS fucking fiction and it really is pathetic that people read a book written by cavemen. Quite sad. And I have a question... Why is Jesus our "savior" when he's jewish? I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS CULT/RELIGION SHIT!!

    • Submitted by PurpleHayes255 on Mar 21, 10 at 1:39am

      damn you're dumb. Cavemen? both the Roman and Greek empires were before Jesus as in BC so were they cavemen? and they mean Jewish as in his ethnicity not his religion.

      • Submitted by Jelloam on Oct 13, 10 at 9:09am

        small correction, Judaism (jews) IS actually a religion

        • Submitted by Jakostan on Dec 14, 10 at 5:00pm

          Christianity would still Jewish if we followed Mosaic Law.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:05am

    SCIENCE ftw! thanks.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 9:06am

    Religion is a cult. End of story. I just went to midnight mass on Xmas. Could stop laughing and telling my mom "cult. cult. cult."

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:24am

    This joke is older than Jesus. Still funny though.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 1:24pm

    As an ex-Barnes and Noble employee, I can state with certainty that bibles are filed with other religious books (like the Koran, say) in a "religion" section. The only stance this person took was one that would irritate the employees who had to move the books back to the "religion" section. Wow, what a blow for righteousness.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:07am

    bash did this first. plz an hero

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:15am

    1:05 It's a matter of science, not belief. You can't simply say there's no godlike anomaly simply because you don't believe in a god. All it means is that it counters otherwise universally applicable logic. Mathematics and physics are the two purest sciences, and the origins of the universe, along with its nature as a singularity, defy even those. The line between science and theology is actually rather thin, despite the impression that high school science classes give.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 2:22pm

    @1:17 Ur a fucking moron. Prove that the bible is real.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 9:54pm

    God is real. i BELIEVE! i have faith! like everyone else on this site should...

    • Submitted by Griffmaster01 on May 9, 10 at 1:59am

      Who are you to tell us how we should be?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:46am

    I've honestly heard this like 100000000 times. way to go.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:16pm

    This is a quote from something else... I think I saw it on my cousin's myspace page.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 11:51am

    Bible = bullshit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:21am

    fucking hillarious. I tried this and they caught me quickly. And all you religious people need to cool your shit. We have the right for opinions too!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 4:01pm

    Wow @4:18. That is one of the most ignorant and stupid statements I've ever seen in my life.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:46am

    What proof is there of god?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:36pm

    This is hilarious and I want to be your friend

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:34pm

    I've heard this before, but it's still funny. Especially if someone actually tried it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 9:36pm

    hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! yeah man!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 2:31am

    no 12:17 they do this BETWEEN jacking off to porn sessions not instead of

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:07am

    i doubt it since theres no such thing as god

  • Submitted by yourlittledecoy on Jun 13, 10 at 4:36am

    WIN!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 3:57pm

    This a quote from a bumper sticker. You are a lame ass plagiarist......have fun in hell:)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:59pm

    Uhhh... this is fake. This is one of those things you see on tshirts and stuff. This kinda pisses me off that this is on here, but my funny one wasn't. And 11:53- there's an old testament in there too ;)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:30pm

    H H a H a H H a h a H a h a h H a h a h a !

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 2:12am

    I HAVE DONE THIS BEFORE!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:58am

    9:45 probably posted this after getting her illegitimate children off to school, and after putting on her clothes that are made of a polyblend material. Did you have Red Lobster last night for dinner?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:01am

    if u really did this ur my hero

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:47am

    HAHA this is hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:29pm

    Hahaha... Wait, no, you're just a juvenile dick

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 3:06am

    Im a lesbian! Anyone wanna bitch about that too? Fuck.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 9:39am

    3:17 ifyou actually knew anything about evolution, you would realize how stupid you sound

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 7:41pm

    Here is what I find funny... 1) the discussion about this post has been going on for 5 months 2) this website is about funny texts...fucking, throwing up, cheating, booty calls, etc. 3) why are these defenders of the bible here anyway Just my thoughts....

    • Submitted by Jelloam on Oct 13, 10 at 9:21am

      I agrre with # 1 & 2, for #3, we like our funny stuff too, we're all human, but we just acknowledge our 'bad behavior' if you want to call it that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:03am

    Hahaha this is the only quote that made me laugh.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 10:31pm

    fucking unknown error

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:52am

    OP was probably high so stop whining you evangelical nutjobs and go spread the love of JC somewhere else

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 3:31am

    it's funny. everyone should just laugh and get over being physco bible lovers. I believe in god but I'm not preaching it. this is fricken hilarious I wanna do this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 4:47am

    Regardless of whether or not you believe in god, you have to give the guy props for getting ALL of the bibles over to the fiction section. That's a lot of fucking bibles!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:47pm

    I do that all the time!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:43pm

    @11:52 It's spelled dumBass. As in, the joining of the words dumb and ass. You idiot.

  • Submitted by Crotchflea on Dec 5, 10 at 3:28am

    Isn't this a quote from a movie?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 5:37pm

    YOU, sir....are god!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:39pm

    Much as I sympathize with the motives of the texter, I've also worked in a bookstore and I can assure you that on average at least half of the staff would like to do the same thing. But believe me, you're pissing them off far more than you would Christians, because corporate has a very different attitude.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:34pm

    The bible is the most shoplifted book... seriously

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:05am

    Hahaha... I've totally done this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:19am

    "You think that can just happen? There's no way." Says who? Just cuz we don't understand how things work doesn't mean they're not natural. I prefer to simply admit that I can't know absolute reality until/if I'm ever presented with the answer. *shrug*

  • Submitted by mattyp on Feb 16, 10 at 6:14pm

    You are an inspiration to us all. Heading to Barnes and Noble now to do the very same.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 1:58am

    2:58 I think you need to calm down just a little bit. To the OP: funny as hell dude haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 12:17am

    Wow some retards are preaching on here rofl

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:27pm

    And I stuk a dildo up my teachers butt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 1:38am

    no matter where you put it people will find it... its tops the best seller book every year. you can knock the Bible all your want but it doesn't prove the facts that it is the BEST.

    • Submitted by Jakostan on Dec 13, 10 at 2:21pm

      amen the bible spreads itself

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:33am

    Sweet biscuits! Nicely done!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:11pm

    wow this is trite and not funny.. cool you have that much time to move shit around in barnes and nobles, cool life you have lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:22am

    you really think this universe, this galaxy is the extent of things? We have no idea how deep the rabbit hole goes. To put it all on this human notion of god (and prob this christian god) is some crazy thinking. poor me? poor you. it's fun to learn about why/how things came about. just saying it's god is pretty boring dontchathink?

  • Submitted by blondebabe92 on Sep 7, 10 at 12:24am

    You're a dick.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:26am

    Yeah, uh, God isn't real, so, who cares?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:06am

    holy crap are you god? you responded with god-like speed

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 8:35pm

    Can u feel the burn! Lol luv it!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 6:44pm

    "i don't understand people that bash love (in general). Non Christians bash Christians for their love of the word of their God. Christians bash Non Christians for their lack of faith. its a sick cycle resulting in misunderstanding and hatred. everyone wants to be heard, but no one is listening. Why can't people just be happy for the love that others experience instead of trying to break it?" that doesnt happen because people are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling! ~dr kelso

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 8:57pm

    What an idiot. Fucking stupid.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:16pm

    OMG i know someone who used to do this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 4:58pm

    that's fucking hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:32am

    That's an old recycled joke from some web site 8 years ago

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:07pm

    stu 5 49 i wipe my ass with every religious text known to man

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 1:54pm

    This one has already been done. It was on tfln like 3 months ago. Try and cone up with a real one next time!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 4:57am

    I did it...on my birthday. Best. Birthday. EVER.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:18am

    It's cause your step mom is hot.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:28pm

    one word... OLD... and then three words. Stolen from bash

  • Submitted by thehungover on Jan 19, 11 at 8:35pm

    this makes me proud to be Pennsylvanian...for once.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 9:11am

    Hhaha amazing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:01am

    Please tell me that someone screenied it when it hit 666 Good Nights

  • Submitted by jtpanda5 on Jul 1, 10 at 5:52pm

    That's soo good!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 9:10pm

    Go kill yourself and then burn in hell.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 4:07am

    OMFG ur my fucking hero!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 10:35pm

    I will do this someday.

  • Submitted by VDub88 on Jul 29, 10 at 3:04am

    That's where they belong!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 8:00pm

    For the record, It is not sold as fiction or non-fiction, but as religious texts, to negate this fiction/nonfiction debate altogether.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:46pm

    i hate to bust everyones bubble...but the most arguable fact is that we will NEVER know whether god exists or not. sorry to all who cry because of this. and sorry to all who fail to grasp and understand this. we will all be long gone before humans get anywhere closer to an answer.

    • Submitted by rapejesusfag on Apr 13, 10 at 5:48pm

      I have a rock to sell you. It keeps away tigers.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:17pm

    And on the 7th day, god created Barnes and Nobles.(:

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:28pm

    u kno if u did this with whatever the muslim book is that people would shun u and noone would think it was funny. thats the shitty part of this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 2:49pm

    How can we grow if we are living in the past? Where progression is condemned and life is only just a path To an unknown unreal existence Better yet how can anyone believe it? You told me that Jesus loves us all but you sleep on the streets. You pray to god every night but your family can't eat I know that your aren't stupid, so what are you doing?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:17pm

    awesome. those people have no sense of humor

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 1:08pm

    Ahhh

  • Submitted by maxdmins on Apr 17, 10 at 1:50am

    This is a joke that has been around a long while.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 5:20am

    Effin hilarious!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:11pm

    You're a fucking moron just plain and simple. Please do the world a favor and sit yo simple ass down!!!!

    • Submitted by rapejesusfag on Apr 13, 10 at 5:35pm

      That way it gets out of the way for you to continue worshiping your invisible sky man. OOOOOOOOh, Sky MAN!!! Who is not Thor god of thunder, nor Odin, nor Vecna, nor Horus, nor Set, but is TOTALLY way more real then all those other pussies. \n\n...because he speaks to meeeeeeeeeee

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:34am

    1:15am#1 Something that counters otherwise universally applicable logic IS just an anomaly, there's nothing godlike about it, regardless of beliefs. And we're making progress in understanding these things. One day we will just laugh at this as yet another thing attributed to "god" because of a lack of knowledge on the subject.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:40pm

    why can't you post links? this quote is several years old

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 6:46am

    I do this all the time! Score! I also put anything with the wod 'sex' on the binding in the kids section.... 'mommy what's tha Kama sutra???' bwahahahaha!!! As a great Russian once said: Religion is the opiate of the masses.

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      Submitted by tooold on Nov 26, 11 at 7:32pm

      Actually, I believe Karl Marx said that. He was German

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 8:45pm

    12:48 thats why its called FAITH. there is no proof.

  • Submitted by urmom101 on Sep 23, 11 at 9:38pm

    I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 2:13am

    Hahaha I don't really have a stable religion but this is fucking funny. I wish there was a YouTube video for that!!! :D

  • Submitted by thedude1 on Jan 19, 10 at 8:08pm

    People think christians are so stupid? science says that one time there was nothing. nothing at all. no mass or matter or anything. eventually the nothingness became so non-existent that the world appeared! magic! is it really that much easier to believe that than it is to believe in God? And all people commenting on how God kills people and destroys things have no clue what youre talking about. Read the Bible, yes the ENTIRE THING through. Understand it, then come argue with me about how the notion of

    • Submitted by thedude1 on Jan 19, 10 at 8:09pm

      a creator doesnt make sense. youll find it impossible. sure, scoff at me for making this claim but if you have the confidence and gumption to actually take a step out of your retarded shell of atheism, then youll be proven wrong.

      • Submitted by slotsguld on Jan 21, 10 at 1:20pm

        Do you believe in science? Do you believe in nuclear power? You split an atom by shooting a neutron at it and it heats up water, MAGIC! Earth came to be in pretty much the same way... God had nothing to do with it.

    • Submitted by smccarg1 on Aug 24, 10 at 1:26pm

      So, as a species, we haven't come along far enough to completely understand some part of this universe. The obvious answer then, in the mean time, is that an invisible man in the sky wielding divine power wished it all into creation. It couldn't possibly be that WE JUST DON'T KNOW YET what really happened. Religion is a fairy tale. You are suffering from the biggest mass delusion in history. Go see a doctor so he can prescribe you some common sense.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:17pm

    Funny... Kinda. Bit not really.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:39pm

    to all the people saying im praying for you they obviously dont give a shit, so stop trying

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:25pm

    Really y'all need to chill! Some believe, some dont, and some just don't give a shit. You don't have to debate all the time and talk shit. If u don't find this funny that's fine. If u do...right on! Stop being idiots and go have fun with life!! Btw funniest thing I've seen yet lol :D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:50pm

    I don't know what people are insisting it's a quote. People do this. It's mildly amusing. Book store workers get pissy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:24pm

    Lolz good on this person

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 3:48pm

    i second August 12, 2009 6:19PM

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 6:19pm

    I fail to recognize how God is fake - because science proves it? I understand the Bible is hard to believe - sometimes I struggle believing it, but I just can't believe that it was made up - too real for me, imo. Albert Einsteins quote after someone asked him about Jesus "No myth can be filled with such life."

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      Submitted by rapejesusfag on Apr 13, 10 at 5:37pm

      Ever watched Star Wars?

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      Submitted by callMEcharlie on Mar 26, 11 at 10:34pm

      Do you even know Einstein's religious affiliation? Albert Einstein was also a brilliant philosopher aside from physicist. Perhaps he was gesturing to the notion that Jesus taught phenomenal moral standards about living a good life.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 8:06pm

    Hahaha funniest one so far haha they can't do that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:29pm

    You should of put them right next to the three lil pigs and humpty dumpty.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:06am

    Whoever you are, I love you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:23pm

    This may be an old quote but damn it's funny!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 7:14pm

    Your fuking ratarded.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 1:30am

    Lol got a gooooood laugh outta that one!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:25pm

    June 24, 2009 1:46AM, AMEN June 24, 2009 12:13PM, you just used your God's name in vain and then said he rocks. Just another example of the hypocrisy of Christians. Thanks for that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:52am

    Um. It's BarnEs and Noble, not Barns and Nobles. Dumass.

  • Submitted by blaze666 on Aug 20, 10 at 1:48am

    If you stand at one of those stores long enough you might see a employee do it. I have

  • Submitted by aberration on Feb 25, 10 at 2:56am

    Thank god SOMEBODY finally did that. Seriously, it's about time.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 6:11pm

    Beast mode my friend.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 7:23pm

    Jan 3 300am that is concidred protesting and barnes and nobel is private property he can be thrown in jail dumb ass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 1:22am

    I hate u fuckin atheists who think u know everything what is so bad about believing in an afterlife and supernatural being? What's wuld u rather look forward to rotting in the ground forever or an afterlife

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:38am

    Agreed with 4:43PM, HAIL SATAN!

  • Submitted by zeeboy on Sep 29, 10 at 9:25am

    Hey "Christianityflies". You just commented your self!!! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!!!! Ha ha If ya don't like what ya read we don't give a bloody shit.

  • Submitted by DrAcula00 on Aug 19, 10 at 10:39pm

    i didnt know they sold bibles in stores

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:43pm

    There is nothing funny about the bible;; this should be in the "going to hell" section!

    • Submitted by crazyman217 on Jan 2, 11 at 5:07pm

      This entire site should be in the "going to hell" section

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 10:40am

    I want to marry this person.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 6:56pm

    Um. It's not dumass, it's dumbass. Dumbass!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:57pm

    Haaaahahah I can totally see myself doing that

  • Submitted by Philsfan on Jun 19, 11 at 12:55pm

    you're a snot nosed coward punk. did u move the korans as well? of course not. fear of an internet seperation of your head from your body i guess. christians and jews dont get ass red assed about blasphemy

  • Submitted by titsmagee22 on Jan 30, 10 at 6:45pm

    Haha I need to do that shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 2:17am

    i think this was absolutely great. the christian religion is built on sledging other religions, it's about time someone got back at them. i really have to try this sometime :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:57am

    @ 12:55, God knows exactly who you are and who I am, and He knows that I am talking about you to Him when I pray for you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:06am

    You are my new favorite person!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:33pm

    I LOVE you!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 2:30am

    Fuckin love atheists

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:58am

    I've done this a couple of times. never been kicked out, but once the clerk started helping me.

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    Submitted by slimshady1212 on Oct 17, 11 at 12:19am

    Fuck all you bible reading dipshits. i'm tired of you getting offended when someone tells the truth about your bullshit religion. in reality, religion, especially christianity has been used since it's beginning to either gain wealth or control people. For thousands of years people have gone to war and killed each other because of what they're too stupid to understand. They say that they do it for god, but they do it for power. you people are hypocritical assholes. you waste your lives, you are

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 7:32pm

    To feb 11at 7:41, I know it's from carlin, but that doesn't make it untrue :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 4:07pm

    @1:27 - The Bible does go against evolution you retard. You have no point, but since you believe you do, why don't you enlighten me? Oh, and I would suggest actually reading the Bible before attempting to respond.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 11:17am

    I respect you so much.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:34am

    @8:53 hahahahhah you use myspace.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:58am

    @12:57, I was referring to the person who said that they "will crucify Him again"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:19am

    Ahah funny shit funny shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:13pm

    this is definitely on an icon... how original...

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    Submitted by FistedSister on May 21, 10 at 2:03am

    wait, it was in the non-fiction section before?

  • Submitted by Kaoaid on May 19, 10 at 9:25pm

    For all christan people here is what the bible is... It's was made by people to help us in our daily lifes. What I mean by that is they were stories to teach us how to be nice but some ppl took it literaly....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:57am

    Well when the whole thing ends in 2012, you, my friend will be sent straight to hell.

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      Submitted by crazyman217 on Jan 2, 11 at 4:30pm

      Give us proof on both accounts

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:50am

    Not to go all smart ass but christians belive the bible is a religious book not a historical book so your not wrong to put it in the fiction section

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:33pm

    not sure if its old...but even if it is..lol I havent heard it..and its HILARIOUS...i just nodded my head like *hellll yeaaa*

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 6:48pm

    God is awsome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 9:05pm

    Horrble!!!!! Hilarious but horrible!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 3:05am

    They sell bibles their?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:10pm

    if this is legit.. you are amazing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:34pm

    Obviously fiction. It says the world started 6000 years ago, you can disprove that very fact by just looking at the starts, the light from some of which has been traveling for longer than the 'christian' world has existed

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      Submitted by Jakostan on Dec 13, 10 at 2:14pm

      It also says that time to us and time to God are two entirely different numbers. Evolution backs up the Bible.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:43pm

    My personal belief is that whats the harm in believing in god? He gives hope. And if hes real and you believe you go to heaven. If hes real and you dont you go to hell. If hes not real but you stull believed, at least you didnt chance it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 4:28am

    That is the funniest thing I've heard of in a while

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:16pm

    6.19 it's filled with such life because jesus did exist, he just wasn't holy.

  • Submitted by hmackattack on Mar 29, 10 at 1:15am

    this is seriously one of the greatest thing i have ever heard!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 3:54pm

    hahahahaha so fuckin funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:27am

    Try that with the Qur'an

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:11pm

    The Bible is A fiction book. It tells stories about been good and blablabla. So the only thing I really want to say is: FUCK YOU STUPID ASSHOLES FROM CHURCH! Respect is exactly what you guys need.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:38am

    I ASSFUCKED JESUS. THEN I JIZZED ON HIS SLUTTY MOM'S FACE. Virgin birth? How dumb can Christians get?!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:07am

    i was gonna say that! but it wouldn't let me post. lame.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:59am

    @12:50 stop trying to convert us all god wont smite you if your not a missionary

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    Submitted by Shepherd on Dec 12, 10 at 3:07pm

    christians: go look up the evolution of religions, mainly christianity and shut the fuck up. religions have been used for thousands of years to explain the unexplainable. ex what's above the clouds, why the sun "rises" and "falls". if you want to believe in mythical creatures like god that's fine, but stop forcing your beliefs on the rest of us

  • Submitted by bmac_425 on Jun 14, 10 at 1:55am

    Dumb bitch

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:40am

    Omg I fuckin love you best one ever!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:43pm

    hahahahahahahhahahah, first off, to the guy who said burn the books, i think that resembles hitler a little...im christian,and this shit is fuckin hilarious, and anyone who thinks it isnt is a retard...to the people arguing, kill yourselves, please

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 9:07pm

    You misunderstood what it says, 1:34. The world began ~6000 years ago, but the universe existed long before. When the Bible says that "God created the heavens and the earth," it means God created Heaven and the Earth at the same time. The universe was around long before. And one major flaw in the big bang theory is that you need a spark to make an explosion. What was your spark?

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      Submitted by crazyman217 on Jan 2, 11 at 5:19pm

      The Big Bang theory was improperly named, it was simply the expansion of a point millions of times smaller than an atom to a much more reasonable size. The Earth itself was created 5 billion years ago, when the sun cooled to its present state. And life was formed from lifelessness. Kudos to all who can recognize that bottom quote.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:09pm

    That's so freaking funny, I love how all of these super religious people are poping up spouting religious crap. Why are they even on this site? It's so imoral just reading is a sin . . .

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:50pm

    That is awesome,... LOL!!

  • Submitted by lostrealist8676 on Jan 28, 10 at 10:33pm

    hahahahahahhahaa

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:35pm

    Even if you are religious you have to laugh at that hahahahah

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 8:48pm

    Christians try to convert Atheists because they love and care about them and don't want then to go to hell. that's selfless. why do Atheists try to convert Christians?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:25pm

    I went to the mall and did this after I read it. So funnyy!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 1:02am

    Hilarious. And people need to stop being little douchebags and stop being so sensitive about this. It's a joke; laugh damn it!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:03am

    Following in your example I went up to the manager of a barnes and noble and asked him where the bibles were. He takes me to them and I start looking around after I thank him. After moving all the bibles to the childrens fiction area. I move a safe distance away to a reading area. A few minutes later I hear a roaring laugh break through the elevator music from near the bibles. Then I hear the manager yell "touché".

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 3:40am

    You are awesome!!! You've done your good deed

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:21pm

    perhaps the fact that you're illiterate had something to do with it, too?

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    Submitted by snackattack on Feb 12, 11 at 12:18pm

    @ 1:04 while I find this hilarious, I think its bullshit that you think that only people fix things. People like you are the reason our world is so shitty sometimes.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 6:17pm

    Lmao thats something i would do good work=D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 9:54pm

    Funny as hell (no pun intended) but horrible at the same time.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:01pm

    Ha! You high and mighty Christians are so hypocritical...I'm sure the people who thought this was messed up and "unholy" probably give mad props to the guys who talk about "banging girls doggy style because they are too ugly to look at" if this tiny joke offends you...you should probably reconsider visiting ythis site and go back to church with you moron followers...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:46pm

    This IS funny. In no way disrespectful. An offended "Christian" on TFLN? That is also funny. I hope ur god is watching u read these.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:40pm

    This has been posted else wear. I've seen this in other places and its always a differant place to

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 4:44pm

    Epic win, epic win, epic win!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:12pm

    This post really wasn't funny at all. It's old and stupid. And it has nothing to do with the "Christianity is fiction" thing, even though I'm a "Christian." It has to do with the fact that it's immature and STUPID. And really dumb. And not something people would think of when they're actually fucked up. It's something people do to be bitches and spite others when they're mad. Besides, moving all the books by hand is way too much fucking work. Just move the signs over the shelves. Much quicker.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:17am

    yeah, this is a bumper sticker on facebook. but its still hilarious. my step mom and i do this every time we go into a book store. never been kicked out though. apparently we arent doing our job well enough... : /

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 4:47pm

    Who hasn't done this? Honestly.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:02pm

    12:14 ftw 12:33 NICE!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:28am

    oh boy, hahahahaha, this is hilarious, 1) good idea 2) everyone needs to lighten the eff up 3) science will more than likely prevail...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:59pm

    definitely not original..

  • Submitted by up_up_and_away on Mar 10, 10 at 11:55pm

    Everybody on this is pathetic actually. Because half of you believe it and the other half is dedicated to religion. The first is sad because this is COMPLETE bullshit, and straight off a bumper sticker. The second is almost worse because if you're so insanely religious, YOU SHOULDN'T BE ON THIS SITE. Most of these people are underage and doing illegal shit. Get over yourself.

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      Submitted by fabulousmegs on May 4, 10 at 4:10am

      I love it when people preach preach preach the bible and the Christian way yet they will get drunk, have pre-martial sex, use birth control, and take the lord's name in vain - and that's just a typical thursday night. also some of the women are actually literate...i know jesus hates that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 7:54pm

    Fuck yes!!!!! Amazing! Who ever u r i loove u hahahH

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:36am

    There is alot more proof of evolution than there is the bible!

    • Submitted by Jakostan on Dec 13, 10 at 2:05pm

      evolution supports the bible, dumbass.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:43am

    Your my hero that's some funny shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 9:20am

    Classic. Well done.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:36pm

    215 reppreeeseennntt

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    Submitted by raymondlovesU on May 14, 11 at 11:38pm

    Sounds like something my sister would do...

  • Submitted by reissdockery5 on Mar 17, 10 at 11:42pm

    Shut the fuck up how were u born then?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:59pm

    The only reason this post made the top because of all the replies arguing with each other about your religion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 9:02pm

    2:04 suk me off you sinner. I'm gonna fukstart your skull with my cock of righteousness! Amen! -7:45

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 7:32pm

    Filed under: going to hell

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 6:34pm

    5:36: No one really gives a shit if you keep your opinions to yourself. If you don't like what people are writing here, then go look at another site. Maybe something more suited to you being a huge bitch.

  • Submitted by g_what on Jan 14, 10 at 2:57am

    spectacular!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:43pm

    This is hilarious. I love being god free

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:55pm

    Lol this just made my day

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 2:36pm

    Lmao! I should do that! Thanks! Your fuckin rad!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:00pm

    I think it would be cool to edit a bible and put it back haha or write your own version and make copies and throw them in with the regular bibles hahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:55pm

    I know that barnes and noble and thats funny as fuck

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:46am

    UGH. No, you didn't. This is suchhhh an old quote.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:24am

    is it really sold as non-fiction? like in the south?

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    Submitted by nathancox4 on Oct 30, 10 at 3:25pm

    nice.

  • Submitted by Kender on Mar 5, 10 at 9:30pm

    Hahaha! I should so do that!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 10:04am

    All these people complaining need to stfu anyway why r u readin tfln if ur such a good god loving Christian

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 12:17pm

    Fuck u

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:56am

    Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 5:56pm

    I think I'm in love...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 8:59pm

    I wish I could put all 25,000 people that have read this into one giant room and watch them fight to the death. By the way, you won't go to Heaven.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:51am

    absolutely hilarious beyond belief

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 3:51pm

    i know the person who did this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:57am

    haha you're going to hell now

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:54am

    this is one of the best things i've seen

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:31pm

    Way to insult something just because you don't believe in it. Get a life you fucking loser. All you "awesome" people who think insuting religion is funny need to be more original. Old shit is old.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:00pm

    12:13, calm down. God SUCKS ass, and it's high time people point it out.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:07am

    I saw this many years ago on a website for IRC chats... I would post link, but it won't let me.

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    Submitted by funliketaffy on Apr 9, 10 at 1:16pm

    This was funny the first time I read it on the interwebs... but after seeing it for the hundredth by the hundredth person... not so much.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 9:42pm

    Hahaha omg that's fucking awsome dude. Gotta love you for that!!! Amen

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 1:15pm

    Some one please make this a bumper sticker! Fucking funny!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 9:08pm

    have fun in hell

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:40am

    I pray for all u people that are dissen us christans

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 3:43am

    I believ in god and go to church every week and this is HILARIOUS

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:58am

    215!!! i wonder if this is from the one near oxford valley mall hes talkin bout

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:25am

    6:52 there's no need to get all serious. obviously we all know that religious text belongs in their own section labeled "RELIGION". you probably didn't understand this text did you. dumbass.

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    Submitted by Florencexx on May 13, 11 at 2:19am

    The Christians making these comments about people going to hell are the ones who make people hate the Christian faith. I'm a Christian. I find this funny. I don't hate people who don't believe the same things I do. Being a Christian is being humble and loving God and your fellow man. Try doing that instead of trying to scare people into religion.

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    Submitted by jesusftw on Dec 16, 10 at 12:02am

    That is amazing

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    Submitted by Guess95 on Aug 29, 10 at 5:59pm

    EPICCCCC

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 11:51am

    Fuck you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 5:47pm

    Omg freaking hilarious XD

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 10:25am

    This is the funniest one easily

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:27pm

    Just becuz he did that doesn't mean he's athiest y! Hello there's suchh thing as having a sense of humor ! Yeahh I've read the bible and yeahh I belive in god . But I don't belive everything the bible says ! And don't take everything so seriously ! It's like wthh ? He was having a little funn YOUR BOT GOING TO HELL FOR SWITCHING BOOKS FROM ONE SECTION TO THE OTHER ! Bunchh Of Speddas!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:10pm

    Your a fucking idiot. they should of kicked your ass too.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:45am

    All I can say is I'll pray for you, and I hope one day you can see what you're missing by not having a relationship with God.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:36pm

    Wow haven't heard that one before

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:09am

    Ps there's. No evidence that proves that god does not exist, likewise I can't prove that faries and lepricans don't sodomize your mother with unicorn horns. Moral of this story the bible is a fairytale nothing more.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:45pm

    haha omfg this is such a brilliant thing to do

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:05am

    who ever you are....that made me laugh so hard and sounded like something i would love to do...you made my day

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:19am

    why hasn't what "just happened" for forever? what the hell (ha) are you trying to ask?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:18am

    hey 1:13. you also pray for me. I think if i get enough people praying for me, god will think i'm a somebody

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:05am

    12:57am#1 No such thing as "god"=no such thing as "god"like anomaly, it's just an anomaly. Like I said, things we don't understand are always attributed to "god". This is no different. Once we evolve a bit further and grasp a better understanding of the conception and growth of our universe(which we are on our way towards), we will then laugh at that anomaly ever being thought to involve "god". Nice try though.

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    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Dec 16, 10 at 11:04am

    Wow, I never knew so many people read this, until I saw 1,300+ comments.

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    Submitted by hyball on May 3, 10 at 1:23am

    Awesome! Great idea! And religious people: chill the fuck out...

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    Submitted by Vayne on Apr 14, 10 at 2:19pm

    Greatest thing I've ever heard. Period

  • Submitted by peaceandlovexx on Mar 24, 10 at 5:05am

    thts hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 4:30am

    All the thumpers put thumbs down. Fools.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 9:56pm

    Kinda immature dude... You know they still cnt prove evolution, so I guess it's fiction.

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      Submitted by crazyman217 on Jan 2, 11 at 5:41pm

      At least evolution makes sense

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 8:15pm

    I work at a bookstore. We don't stock a lot of bibles. If they were moved to the fiction section I think I'd leave them there. There's as much proof in either direction. Also I feel like if I whined every time I saw something I disagreed with on this site I would be typing for months. Best to keep away from religion so I don't have some ideals that belong to someone else to defend. Anonymously. Because that's just gosh darn ridiculous.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 7:51pm

    Yea, I'm pretty sure i saw this guy there...I was busy putting Darwin's The Origin of Species in the same section

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 12:46am

    Nice, you give those inbred hicks what they deserve

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:12pm

    I think people should just chill out and think about this who is god have u ever seen him or is it a her no one knows is there a picture of him like there's is a picture of Jesus no so I doubt that Jesus is his son because there is no proof and it's not like they could make him take a DNA test so we will never know until we die I find it hard to believe when somme one so great as god could have a child

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:26pm

    Thats fuckin hilarious!

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    Submitted by tina0917 on Jun 8, 10 at 11:06pm

    Love this

  • Submitted by weshaven358 on Mar 6, 10 at 4:28pm

    I belive the Bible, but this freaking classic. KUDOS!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 10:20pm

    Win.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 10:19am

    Awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 12:36pm

    Let people believe what they want. I believe your. Piece of shit, should I chase you with a popper scooper?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 1:02am

    What a fucking dick why the fuck would u do that well I'm going to be laughing at ur ass when ur burning in he'll and I will be in a perfect life in heaven u fuckin dick.

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      Submitted by crazyman217 on Jan 2, 11 at 5:12pm

      "Thou shall not judge" *ahem*

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 4:31pm

    Freaking funny and I love the bible lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:45pm

    I lol'ed so loud when I read this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 9:19pm

    Sounds like something I did once

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 11:52pm

    I love the Bible and the truth that it holds <3 <3

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:58pm

    ahahahhaha i almost peed myself laughing, i can so see someone doing this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:07pm

    7:09, you are the type that we don't have a problem with, if you want to believe in god and the bible being real then go ahead. It is the people who try to claim that we HAVE to believe in it and if not we are wrong and all this and push it on us and our lives. I am speaking from myself I have no problem in what religion you want to believe in but the moment you attempt to force it on me and tell me I am wrong is the moment I show all the holes in your beliefs.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:50am

    @ 12:48, praying for you too.

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    Submitted by prometheus on Sep 27, 10 at 1:22am

    I love you

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    Submitted by Chupacabra629 on Jul 29, 10 at 6:47pm

    Epic win

  • Submitted by supertaco285 on Mar 8, 10 at 1:49am

    This made me laugh harder than anything I've read here before.\n\n@Anonymous: I used to be a Christian. I HAVE read the Bible many many times. After 14 wasted years, I can now, at the age of 35, tell you the Bible belongs with the novels.

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    Submitted by QuakerOats on Feb 23, 10 at 4:14pm

    http://bash.org/?406373

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:38am

    November 18, 2009 2:11PM wow, respect is what YOU need. hypocrite.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 11:39pm

    What kinds of douche bags would do this?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 12:08am

    Isn't that a Stephen Wright joke? Lame!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:05pm

    You shouldve just filled the books with anthrax, that would show em

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:42pm

    its funny bc god is fake

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:15am

    I'm ready when he is.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:33pm

    Wow i'm Christian but that is definitely for the WIN

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 9:24pm

    Y does everybody get so mad? We have no proof the bible should go in the relious section it just depends what you believe

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:40pm

    Hilarious!!! I'm still trying to breathe.... LOL..... LOL!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 7:34pm

    9:36 dude, some people are hateful and atheists are just more debate-y so I think your getting debating and hating mixed up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 9:05pm

    THIS IS MY ALL TIME FAVORITE tfln ahah your my hero

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 10:00pm

    oh my god ! that's amazing ! i wanna do thatt.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:53pm

    2:41PM You're a moron if you do not understand the semantics.

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    Submitted by marinaa10 on Jun 6, 10 at 12:31am

    I believe in god and I still think this is halarious.

  • Submitted by mrbyankee on Mar 5, 10 at 11:46pm

    Win!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 7:36pm

    Repeat!!!! Copy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:04pm

    not funny. actually youre a fucking idiot. get a life rectum romper

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:22am

    even if this is fake. Its still fucking ace! And for all you people citing the Ra and Zeitgeist religion shit, you are morons. You don't need to see a similarity between religions to know its all hateful, Lord of the Rings fantasy BS anyways. OHHH WOW I FOUND A CONNECTION..MUST BE FAKEZ... no, its pretty obvious to begin with

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:07am

    so used too overrated dont to the done do the undone

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    Submitted by austinonymouss on Jul 8, 10 at 2:45am

    12:34 ur going to hellllll

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 20, 10 at 1:55am

    Clever but not funny

  • Submitted by Nicki010 on Mar 5, 10 at 12:38am

    LMAO......

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 11:59pm

    Ur my fukin hero.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 11:24am

    Ummmmm can I meet you cuz you are the love of my life??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 3:15am

    Lol kudos to you for having the guts to do that :B

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 10:14pm

    I was really sad when I was six and it turned out that the spider that bit me didn't turn me into spiderman

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:58am

    Yeah well maybe your life should be filed in the fiction section, you're a damn idiot. Ever heard of karma? Dumb ass.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:37am

    wow, if this guy is you people's hero you are pretty pathetic...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:18am

    All you religious fucks need to find something better to do. Got waste some more of your life in church and leave us alone. WTF are you doing on here anyways.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 1:42am

    What all you religious freaks don't relise is this guy is probably stoned as FUCK!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:50pm

    10/5 2:23- 'not to judge' huh? Though you people judge gays and anyone who doesn't agree with your puritanical views. Good job at creating most of the reasons for wars. And people wonder why I won't believe in an out dated book with one dimensional characters.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:26am

    I'm catholic and I thought it was halarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 6:55am

    Lol Im gonna do that now

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:21am

    I'll first start by saying that I am a Christian and extremely proud of it. For those that want to attack mine and fellow Christians' faith, I just want you to know that we will continue to pray for you. For the other Christians who said something and stood up for our faith: thank you. GOD bless you all and I hope you can find other ways to have fun rather than support stupid ideas such as this.

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      Submitted by rapejesusfag on Apr 13, 10 at 5:45pm

      Hahahahaha, you woke up this morning afraid of Anubis, too? Try praying to him, he actually does shit, and he's not a crazy vengeful mofo.\n\nWaste your time praying, I'll actually look to SCIENCE, because it works, bitches.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:31am

    i agree with 12:21 this is kinda ridiculous

  • Submitted by megmcneel on Mar 28, 10 at 6:30pm

    Nice man. Taking one for the team ha

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    Submitted by zurk on Mar 21, 10 at 2:23am

    :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 12:14am

    That's why he put it in the fiction section dumbass because it's not real.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 9:20am

    This is stupid I heArd this one before

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 4:54am

    i don't understand people that bash love (in general). Non Christians bash Christians for their love of the word of their God. Christians bash Non Christians for their lack of faith. its a sick cycle resulting in misunderstanding and hatred. everyone wants to be heard, but no one is listening. Why can't people just be happy for the love that others experience instead of trying to break it?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 4:10pm

    how do you know its fake? i find it hilarious!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:15pm

    oooooooooooooooooooooooooold

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    Submitted by stfun00b on May 23, 10 at 4:30pm

    That was just too far.\n\nIt's great and all you don't believe in God, but don't be a dick about it. And for anyone who says something along the lines of, "Well, Christians are the ones always harping on us," just STFU. It's not all of them. And you don't need to be a hypocrite.\n\nDumbasses.

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    Submitted by kerynx111 on Apr 26, 10 at 5:07pm

    Dude. Awesum

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    Submitted by D3M3TR1 on Mar 13, 10 at 9:56pm

    Maybe he did and found all the contradictions and philosophical bullshit, ever think about that?

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    Submitted by Nj763 on Mar 5, 10 at 11:00pm

    Ur messed up

  • Submitted by greenbumho on Jan 21, 10 at 7:34pm

    Hahahaha! Thats where a book of fairytales belongs.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 9:55pm

    FUNNIEST FUCKING THING IVE EVER HEARD...who ever you are marry me...immediatly

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 12:52am

    I'm so glad I stopped going to church in 3rd grade

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 1:51am

    Rock on so true I'm agnostic.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 5:02pm

    Call 503-252-5279 for a good time! Ask for Shelby!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:03pm

    :D You are my new idol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:49am

    @12:47 I'm praying for you and I hope God reveals Himself to you in a way that you can't deny

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    Submitted by ........ on Oct 13, 11 at 3:07pm

    I work ar barnes and nobles, (and im not christain, im atheist) and just want to say, F**K you. we dont put it in a nonfiction section, its in the religious section, like all the other religious texts. did you move the koran or the torah? no. why not? because you're a conformist d**chebag who wastes time doing nothing but being a d*ck because you think its funny. its not funny, it makes someone have to waste an hour of the day making sure every books back exactly in the spot it needs to go, and

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      Submitted by ........ on Oct 13, 11 at 3:10pm

      possibly keep everyone there working late. What if that person has a kid at home, and a second job and needs to go there to right afterwards. Now shes late and it was the last straw, so now she's fired. Now she doesn't have enough money to say for heat. Her baby gets sick and dies because its winter and s/he's freezing. the baby gets pneumonia and dies. Yes, you just killed a baby.

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      Submitted by NPH9384 on Apr 18, 12 at 11:24pm

      Frankly we should just burn all of those books. Hate propaganda one and all. Sickening that these horrible books are considered holy or virtuous.

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    Submitted by 69huh on Mar 24, 10 at 8:14pm

    Hehe. I tried that and all that happened was that I got a bad stare from some nun. I told her that women sinned first so don't look at me like that

  • Submitted by eh121 on Feb 25, 10 at 4:49pm

    ahhahahaha funniest thing i've seen all day

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 9:28pm

    Hahah I fucking love this, even though I'm a Christian.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 10:37pm

    hahaha niceee!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 2:59am

    This is the fucking best

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 10:41pm

    You, my friend, are awesome. I've started doing something similar - attaching legs to Jesus fish :D

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:36am

    wow i got kicked out of brookstone for having too much fun :P

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:02am

    2:44AM Knows what's up.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:22am

    Alright, this was a bumper sticker on facebook, like... when bumper stickers on facebook were cool.

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    Submitted by mitchee on Aug 7, 10 at 3:21am

    You are an exellent role model. And for all those snooty Christians who posetd hate comments, you people need to stop being so judgemental. "god" isn't a dude in the sky.

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    Submitted by justingeisler on Apr 10, 10 at 12:53pm

    That's flipping AWESOME

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    Submitted by dilorenzo on Apr 10, 10 at 9:09am

    religion is for shtoopid fucks with shitty lives.

  • Submitted by SaddleUp352 on Mar 11, 10 at 4:17pm

    You can't see me but I'm bowing down to you that's the funniest thing I have ever heard!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 4:54am

    Lmaoooo

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 11:16pm

    I'm a string Christian and this should offend me but it's fucking awesome I mean cone on people have a sense of humor!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 8:47pm

    Almost peed myself when I read this!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:14pm

    Piss that's what I have to say

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 4:06pm

    Your going to hell just thought Id warn you bout that bitch

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:54am

    Lol, so the normal people understand this Argument I have made a visual aid! Aethiests-------------us------------god pol Annoying. Why r they. Annoying. Still botching

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 10:14am

    Why youre a loser. Who does that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:40am

    This is a win. There has never been a win like this. I owe this person a few beers.

  • 82 40
    Submitted by tscheidler24 on May 2, 11 at 6:55pm

    I'm pretty sure everyone who doesn't believe in god has done that before(:

  • 88 52
    Submitted by cluelessalot7 on May 16, 10 at 1:58pm

    Fake. Heard it before

  • 94 64
    Submitted by andy611 on Mar 23, 10 at 10:38pm

    I LOVE you hahahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 11:47pm

    Kinda like watching book of Eli...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 9:15am

    Been there, done that!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 4:04am

    funny, but you're a bit of a douche

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:02am

    Text 831 920 8459 for a steamy night

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 9:26am

    so all the people who say a christian person on here defending his/her beliefs is trying to convert you....arent the people talking about how God isnt real trying to convert me and the rest of the christians? seriouslys some people should think before they start talking or inthis case typing...ignorant dumbasses...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:57am

    11:38 It\s clever and I find it hilarious every time. I work at a bookstore too. Probably one of my favourites hahahahah!

  • 91 59
    Submitted by Landon233 on Mar 16, 11 at 11:51pm

    Listen to me all athiets- say ur right ok u die and turn into dust hurray im dust! - say im right and wen i die im going to a place of peace happiness and God- THE Kingdom of God dust or riches in gold and praise to Almighty God

  • 89 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 10 at 5:50am

    Hi5

  • 87 51
    Submitted by carfo on Jun 2, 10 at 8:05pm

    Old quote from a long time ago well\nBefore tfln was invented.\nSo fake.

  • 99 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 11:48pm

    Erection

  • 93 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 4:32pm

    Haha FUCK YEAH!

  • Submitted by CoonBabble on Feb 15, 10 at 2:23am

    hero indeed. this is one of the "texts" that made me finally come check out this site

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 9:30am

    hahahaha

  • 96 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 3:15pm

    Me too 

  • 99 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 5:39am

    Absolute legand.... That's were I would have looked. In my opinion the snake was a mistake.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 4:20am

    All of you that are bitching about about this are retarded. I was raised catholic and went to catholic school, the whole nine yards. But this is still hilarious.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:10pm

    If going to hell for laughing at this is wrong, I most certainly refuse to be right.

  • 99 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 3:22am

    Epic... Fucking epic

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 12:00am

    That is pretty Funny, I'm gonna do it too! Lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:41pm

    That's stupid. Grow up!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 3:09am

    WIN! hero, man. fo' realz.

  • 86 50
    Submitted by djs_22 on Jan 10, 11 at 12:42am

    Your kinda sick

    • 45 28
      Submitted by NPH9384 on Apr 18, 12 at 11:26pm

      At least OP has some sort of cognitive faculties. You're obviously stuck in the Bronze Age with that piece of trash literature you call holy.

  • 90 58
    Submitted by sdpk on Nov 21, 10 at 2:12am

    you are my hero.

  • 91 60
    Submitted by KyleDennis135 on Apr 15, 10 at 1:13am

    iv decided thisbis my favorite TFLN\ncongrats

  • 96 70
    Submitted by pocketvenus81 on Mar 17, 10 at 1:01am

    okay, all of the self-righteous fuckers who believe in god, this website wasn't made for you. let all us devil worshipers laugh in peace, and get off the horse you rode in on.

  • 98 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 8:11am

    It is fiction. Good for you!

  • 96 70
    Submitted by tina0917 on Mar 7, 10 at 12:17pm

    I love it!...

  • 87 52
    Submitted by layladylay on Mar 1, 10 at 6:27pm

    OH MY GOD YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 4:56pm

    wow this is um really gross

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 7:26pm

    Bahahahah lmao!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 12:32am

    For the rude atheists on this thing who are bashing God and Christians:If you dont believe in Him than; your loss. But it doesnt mean you have the right to say the horrible things you all are saying on this thing. We arent bashing you for being atheists so why bash us for believing in God!!! Learn some freakin respect..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 3:16pm

    I once stated "I needed to read up on my mythology, guess I'll pick up the bible"......kudos

  • 99 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 8:06pm

    lol, loved it even if it wasnt true. i've always wanted to do this but i've been too scared xD.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 3:40am

    I'm gonna say christianity ties with scientology for being the dumbest religion ever. You dumb fucks have been repressing other religions and forcing it on other peoples for centuries!!! And you get all pissy when someone puts you're stupid bible in the fiction section...its times like this when i'm proud to be hindu/agnostic

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 1:03am

    Omg this is the funniest one ROFLCOPTER

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 12:23am

    We need to hang out lmao, I idol u

  • 98 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:33pm

    AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 3:26am

    i'm posting this in the church bulliton, to pray for everyone who laughed at this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:36am

    Honestly, I'm Christian, and I laughed pretty hard at this

  • 83 45
    Submitted by xxchipotl3xx on Sep 18, 10 at 6:57pm

    For all the christians out there: Imagine you weren't spoon fed the bible growing up, how ridiculous would it sound? It'd sound like a fictional book, hence this text.

  • 94 67
    Submitted by musicman00328 on Jul 6, 10 at 10:08pm

    I've done this before but I put a bunch of the "sex bibles" in the religion section.

  • 87 53
    Submitted by shotssss on Jun 26, 10 at 1:37am

    honestly, whether or not the person did it is irrelevant, all that matters is that the damn hilarious.

  • 87 53
    Submitted by melah13 on Jun 5, 10 at 3:52pm

    lmao that's great!

  • 96 71
    Submitted by boxcat on Jun 3, 10 at 4:39pm

    A couple of things. people who whine about Christian intolerance are just as intolerant as the supposed Christians. The comments on here do not show toleration, just provoking and discrimination. The second is that the bible is a very reliable book that historians use today.\nFor the people who still refuse to believe that the bible is non-fiction, tell me what proof do you have?\n\nAs for Jesus he was really from god, that should not be the debate, it is if that god, an all powerful being was aware of

    • 66 90
      Submitted by SserPrun95 on Aug 12, 10 at 2:23pm

      The earth isn't 7000 years old...

      • 75 64
        Submitted by colin283 on Aug 17, 10 at 9:31pm

        the fact that it says the earth was created on the 3rd day... yet days are measured by the earths rotation around the sun. how were there days when the earth didnt exist?

    • 75 44
      Submitted by rgbzero on Sep 24, 10 at 8:53pm

      evolution is only a theory. kinda like gravity

  • Submitted by hero20 on Jun 1, 10 at 4:53pm

    F*** u god is my hero u stupid loser

  • 97 73
    Submitted by AlikaDarkWind on Mar 13, 10 at 4:55pm

    I am very tired of everyone that is highly religious calling those of us who do not believe in "God" an Athiest. There are those of us who have our own beliefs and will not "burn in hell" for believing our own ways because we do not believe in hell; that's all of you. \n\nIn my own personal beliefs the universe and nature are the higher power. \n\nI do find what you did to be highly entertaining.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:27am

    Your a god.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:20pm

    Originality please? Don't use texts that have been used before. Ugh

  • 98 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 12:38am

    I could care less, but I think the old testament is bull shit it says people lived till they were 1000. Though the new testament is more historical. Jesus was a proved human being, there are painting of him, there are written records of him. Also he did preform miracles and they were recorded as was his lectures so not all of the bible is fake!

  • 96 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 9:42am

    Hahahahaha Oh gosh Thats hilarious <3

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:07am

    Ok firs of all dude I love you and I must try that myself Second for the lesser half of humanity that thinks t that that is wrong you have my pity the bible is lies thought up by some drunk thousands of years ago and if you had actually read it through like I had you would realise that even the holy book is self contradictory get over it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 11:40pm

    to "June 23, 2009 11:38PM" if we're gonna be banned for life, then why the hell would we bother helping fix it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 6:30am

    This is awesome I love it :))

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 2:19pm

    why is god capitalized as GOD in every post by someone who is upset by a little humor? if you're going to be the grammar police it is either god if you are referring to any of the multitude of "gods" humans believe in or God if you believe that to be a proper name I for one think this is a great idea even if its not original, if you don't like it just ignore the post and leave it for the "sinners" to enjoy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:13am

    THAT IS AWESOME dump a steaming pile on my chest PLEASE

  • 99 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 9:22pm

    I love you. You are officialy my new hero bro

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 5:42pm

    I don't care how anti religious this is. It's fuckin hilarious

  • 97 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:50pm

    Win. Also, Jesus saves...and takes half damage.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:05am

    @1:05, I'm not a dude...and sure I'll pray for you.

  • 97 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:59am

    12:57am Rrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhhttttt......psycho. o_0

  • 83 46
    Submitted by AJ18 on Feb 10, 11 at 12:48pm

    As a Christian I can still find the humor behind this deed. Well played sir!

  • 95 70
    Submitted by OaklandLady on Mar 26, 10 at 2:05am

    This is so super awesome. I'm gonna have to try that.

  • 95 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 19, 10 at 7:33pm

    hahahahaahhahaha

  • 89 58
    Submitted by D3M3TR1 on Mar 13, 10 at 9:57pm

    This is my favorite text EVAH!!!!!!! Also, I've been an atheist since 6th grade

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 2:55am

    Feb. 8 9:38 pm... What a Christian thing to say. Hypocrite. Bible is fake. Fairytale bulkshit to try and control the masses. Keep women down. Bible is fake... Jesus told me so

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 11:23pm

    Haaaaaa it's ok I'm a Jew too :)

  • 98 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 8:39am

    Haha I used to ask why it wasn't in there all the time

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:38am

    Jeez Christians have sticks up their asses

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:56pm

    "When Christians and Pagans sit together, only pumpkin pies are burning." not quite sure what it means, but i read it on the bathroom wall the other day while i took a shit. the only thing i like more than taking a dump is reading the stall wall while i take a dump...

  • 99 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:39pm

    to everyone that keeps saying it is fake and stolen and old......whether it is or not.....this person still could have done it and then texted someone.....and then it ended up on here and it's funny......

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:50pm

    Idiot below me it's a fiction book none of it has been even remotly proven

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:48am

    That is absolutly amazing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:56am

    You and I would get along

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:59pm

    Bahahahahaha this is AWESOME, best TFLN ever

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:51pm

    aww sorry!!! but really that is bad to do....it is really funny...but some ppl actually are strong believers...and it would have hurt them to see you do that...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:07pm

    Why do we punish or ridicule people for what they believe in their hearts to be true?I am a firm believer in God and I am also a christian but i don't brag about being right.I beleive what I believe and you believe what you believe...why must it always be about what or who is wrong or right?

  • 95 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:56pm

    I'm amazed this got on the site. The quote's several years old. >_>

  • 85 51
    Submitted by pinuelasrocks on May 18, 10 at 12:40am

    Fuck man i so fucking agree freat job!!! !:)

  • 92 65
    Submitted by Degu_Boy on May 14, 10 at 2:34am

    Hahaha! Take THAT Christian fundementalists! Epic win

  • 91 63
    Submitted by TangledUpInBlue on Apr 4, 10 at 8:55pm

    Most of these comments are not worth reading. There is major ignorance on both sides.

  • Submitted by YoungJuveUTP on Apr 4, 10 at 2:55am

    Your an 4uckin idiot

  • 93 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 2:51am

    Omg that's soooo funny!!

  • 97 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 12:51am

    Hahaha I got kicked out of there once for yelling go to he'll in the bible section

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 8:20pm

    Dude this is like the oldest fucking joke ever, it wasn't even funny the first time, and it had nothing to do with being religious or not religious, it's just...not funny. And severely over-done.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 1:27pm

    Dude, I don't even give a fuck. I definitely believe in evolution, but I believe in the bible too. For you dumbasses who say that the bible says evolution is wrong, or say that evolution goes against the bible, maybe you're right, because evidently, your brain never evolved beyond a monkey. And if you don't understand my point, tell me so, and I will be happy to explain it

  • 95 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 4:05pm

    omg, my friend did this. i swear to god. hahah. thats my area code and everything! hahahaahh

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:49pm

    john 1:5 if you actually read the bible you'll know it's not fiction.

  • 98 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:50pm

    ive heard this before, im surprised it made it on the site. not super original.

  • 86 54
    Submitted by britishaccent on Aug 17, 10 at 9:39am

    @anonymous \nAnyone who acts that way or even remotely close isn't a Christian. More like a faker. \n\nI'm a Christian and I love this submission because it's hilarious, if I seen this in a book store I would laugh. So if people get offended and act all holier than thou, just know that they aren't Christians. I hate people like that.

  • 84 50
    Submitted by TuRomeoSoy on Jul 8, 10 at 12:34am

    To settle this im catholic n am a loyal follwer n i can tell u that the bible is made up storys to help teach young kids n sumtimes to keep older people on the rite track

  • 93 68
    Submitted by Senikai on Jun 12, 10 at 10:27am

    hahahahhahaha good call!

  • 88 58
    Submitted by cwtrigun on Mar 14, 10 at 6:40pm

    Haha classic

  • Submitted by tonydale on Mar 8, 10 at 1:37am

    Yea where it belongs

  • 87 56
    Submitted by MissConception on Feb 23, 10 at 8:56pm

    NICE!\n\n I think you would be my best friend.

  • 95 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:43am

    Lol best one here

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:26pm

    FYI you are my hero

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 5:22pm

    Yeah and dinosaurs aren't real...

  • 96 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:52pm

    I love this..... It's the best thing I have ever read!

  • 83 49
    Submitted by marius22 on Aug 6, 10 at 10:31pm

    By far the single greatest thing I have ever heard. Ever

  • 86 55
    Submitted by biffmclargehuge1 on May 16, 10 at 3:31am

    You'll be laughing your ass off in hell...NOT!

  • 87 57
    Submitted by white_wolf on Mar 28, 10 at 2:51pm

    Well played my friend well played..:s

  • 96 75
    Submitted by $$$ on Mar 10, 10 at 1:24am

    YOU ARE MY HERO I LOVE THIS AND U I WANT TO DO THIS

  • 90 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 1:08am

    Yup I need a proof of purchace

  • 92 67
    Submitted by le_spark on Feb 21, 10 at 10:36am

    I love you.

  • 91 65
    Submitted by zack37 on Feb 21, 10 at 3:31am

    alright man reppin that 215 philly area on this site good shit man

  • 92 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 2:07pm

    I know the guy that posted this. Whether he stole the idea or not, he really did it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 7:41am

    wow, get a life. and this has been redone over and over, it's nothing new..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 2:22am

    I'm a christian and this really saddens my heart...you have no idea

  • 98 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:10pm

    right where they belong

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 4:11am

    i hate christians.. more specifically ignorant ones. &believe me, living is a small rural midwest town i see tons of them. when i hear the word chistian it brings to mind the people in my local coffeeshop i over hear talking about obama as the anti-christ & how he was going to "turn the whole country muslim". &ppl saying we need seperation of church&state, i totes agree.

  • 96 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:26am

    I used to do this all the time haha

  • 96 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:37am

    @1:13 you must be retarded.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:35pm

    I love tolerent liberals

  • 88 60
    Submitted by tyler3113 on Jun 4, 10 at 5:30am

    Epic prank

  • 86 56
    Submitted by mpk1414 on May 10, 10 at 10:16pm

    Your so going to hell

  • 89 62
    Submitted by GhillieInTheMist on Apr 20, 10 at 8:20am

    How stupid are you? xD

  • 88 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 21, 10 at 1:48am

    Lol

  • 91 66
    Submitted by charliesac00lkid on Mar 11, 10 at 7:35pm

    Mediummac, your a douchebag because your obviously a crazy conservative bitch who is too scared to face the facts that god is a fucking ass hole. And this was funny so fuck you if your too stuck up to have a sense of humor :p

  • 93 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 5:32pm

    Haahaha dats where I wrk data too funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 9:49pm

    I feel bad for you atheists I will pray for you so you don't burn in hell

  • 98 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 4:31pm

    it should be 'the science fiction section'

    • 67 53
      Submitted by crazyman217 on Jan 2, 11 at 5:15pm

      why? science has nothing to do with this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:03am

    good job you did the right thing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:59pm

    how about everyone chills out. there's not enough proof to prove or deny the existence of God. it's all about faith, so whether you have it or not doesn't mean you have the right to be a bitch to the other.

  • 98 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:44pm

    Yeah ok a lot of you have heard this before, STFU. No one cares. It is a funny text. If it was fake, yeah it's still a funny text. And I am a christian person and I am not offended. So if you are, STFU! haha It's just meant to be funny!!! (And did you ever think that some people might not believe exactly the same thing you do and that pushing your ideas and beliefs on them just pisses them off and makes them push away!!!)

  • 98 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:29am

    like i haven't heard this one before....

  • 82 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 5:20pm

    I'm not atheist but that's funny!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:35am

    It's funny because if you read the bible, there are more contradictions to fucking count. But it's dumb as fuck regardless.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:19pm

    Your a bitch bible is all truth!

  • 97 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 1:33am

    Wonderful...I would try it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:42am

    I saw this on a bumper sticker years ago... Yet it still cracks me up each time I read it. Well played.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:33pm

    I LOVE YOU!!!! I will do this in all of my local bookstores!!!!!

  • 96 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 5:14am

    Yeah I mean the fact that religions pressure people to convert is bad enough. then the fact that they try to tell us what we believe is wrong when they don't have aclue themselves is worse

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:04pm

    Don't hate just cuz this guy is right. It certainly doesn't belong in the non-fiction section.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 2:49pm

    His eternal love has bred and epidemic of hate. Killed off our free will and replaced it with fate Until our seeds are born unpoisoned and uncontaminated Future generations will only know miseducation It's a scary situation when it's captured most of the entire fucking nation.

  • 98 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 4:30am

    Amazing, awesome idea

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 8:15pm

    It's been posted in many places because it's classic. I too gave done it, but more successfully and dicreetly. I got the whole section emptied out, safe for the Jefferson Bible, which contains only direct quotes of Jesus. Oh yeah baby, oh yeah.

  • 98 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:00pm

    Haahahahahahaha! That's the funniest thing I have ever heard!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 3:22am

    Epic. Something I would do.

  • 93 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:54am

    Instantly became my best friend

  • 85 56
    Submitted by deitz69 on Jul 17, 10 at 8:21pm

    Wow retard

  • 88 62
    Submitted by gom on Jun 12, 10 at 5:19am

    Priceless.

  • 85 56
    Submitted by carlthe4th on Apr 12, 10 at 6:50am

    Fuck Jesus!

  • 86 58
    Submitted by IhasaPOTATO on Apr 8, 10 at 2:44am

    Comments r for bonerz

  • 91 68
    Submitted by virginiagrace on Mar 22, 10 at 5:12pm

    I did the same thing!

  • 85 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 7:32pm

    One Word:HaHaHa!!!!!!!!(I have no friends) (weep)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:11am

    Christianity is fucken stupid... I find it hilarious that mary claimed a virgin birth. She's just a stupid woman who got knocked up, and jesus was a stoner

  • 96 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:30am

    llmfao is all i can say

  • 78 43
    Submitted by VinSin on May 31, 11 at 12:18am

    The irony is of biblical proportion !

  • 70 27
    Submitted by rachel123 on Mar 27, 11 at 10:37pm

    ill pray for you.

  • 80 47
    Submitted by barberastreisand on Jan 21, 11 at 3:13am

    Hahaha

  • 82 51
    Submitted by sircohan on Jun 8, 10 at 1:00am

    I put them in the fantasy section but fiction works

  • 92 71
    Submitted by RAWR_06 on Jun 1, 10 at 11:06pm

    Haha epic fuck religion that's for people who need to be told their opinion no way some dude created people... It should for sure be in fiction

  • 81 49
    Submitted by ItzMikeB on May 16, 10 at 9:44pm

    Ha omfg

  • 86 59
    Submitted by bored101 on Apr 11, 10 at 3:55am

    Haha epic much

  • 93 73
    Submitted by Blswylde on Mar 21, 10 at 3:14pm

    Hahahaha YES!!!

  • 92 71
    Submitted by TommyP on Mar 13, 10 at 5:35am

    He'll yeah!

  • 89 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 7:33pm

    Hahahahaha???!!! (I love pancakes)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 10:23pm

    Ita not a fake who ever postes this is a douchbag

  • 91 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:51am

    Sound like something that I would do. I don't see why they don't keep them there anyways!

  • 91 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 9:42pm

    Hero!!

  • 95 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 10:04pm

    It's Revealation, no S god boy!

  • 97 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:34pm

    how is that funny...some1 plz explain to me....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 12:24am

    Every time I hear an atheist say oh my god I say but you don't believe in god. That gets them pissed. But seriously I am a Christian and I don't really mind atheists as long as they are not jerks about it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 7:06pm

    hahaha ohh fucking god i love you philadelphia -c

  • 94 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 6:23pm

    roflmao dont give me any ideas..

  • 99 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:13pm

    This sounds a lot like me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 2:29am

    Amazing. You are also my hero.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:01am

    awesome. and i believe it too--I'm from that area and it's so boring that this sounds like a pretty quality way to spend a day.

  • 88 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:57am

    12:55am What is? What post are you refering to?

  • 88 64
    Submitted by ncboi on Apr 7, 10 at 7:59pm

    WHY THE FUCK Would you do that.... Jk just doing that to piss egomaniacal hipocrits off

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 9:38pm

    Fuck you you stupid athiest piece of shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:14am

    BarnES and NOBLE (no S) get a new story asshole.

  • 69 27
    Submitted by khaoticvayne on Jan 24, 12 at 9:12am

    How did this get thumbs down that's amazing

  • 78 45
    Submitted by jaesexxx on May 17, 10 at 4:48pm

    Aww man this one is a favorite

  • 91 71
    Submitted by rehhxbecxahh on Apr 11, 10 at 5:34pm

    this made my day. :D

  • 88 65
    Submitted by Yes_Im_THAT_guy on Mar 23, 10 at 8:31pm

    Does this look familiar: http://bash.org/?406373

  • 93 75
    Submitted by mastablasta on Mar 23, 10 at 7:59pm

    I think that religion is a bunch of bullshit. People should live their lives the way they want to, and not the way that "the book" tells them. Religion was created to scare people. Good vs. Evil, what a bunch of crap.

  • 88 65
    Submitted by KELLIS on Mar 4, 10 at 6:23am

    Fun! Fun! Fun! This has always been on my to do list, yet I haven't done it yet, I'm now moving it to the top of the list! Thanx for the reminder, tehe!

  • 92 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 9:11pm

    Hell yea that's what I'm tAlking about nxt time I go to barnes and noble I'm doing that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 5:27pm

    Why did you u get kicked out you did them a favor it could never rain for 40 days and 40 nights not even by the hand of god

  • 99 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:32pm

    Hahahahaha this is the funniest and most true thing ever. Amen to that!

  • 96 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:31am

    uuugh you people exhaust me...point is all of you are just like me...more than likely naked in bed at 12:30 at night trying to laugh...so laugh already. Doesn't really matter what we believe, if you laughed at most of these or any it means something you think is funny will offend someone.

  • 96 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 11:34pm

    Haha this is hilarious. The Jesus Freaks are idiots and probably don't know shit about their religion. Especially Catholics considering they have been the most corrupt group of people for the last 1,000 years lol. Sale of indulgences???? Witch killings? And why is it that as of right now the Vatican is the richest entity in the entire world?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 4:53pm

    12:48- Really, a crutch?! We ALL believe SOMETHING. You may choose not to believe in God. Not seeing is believing and there's nothing wrong with it. I dont care if you dont believe in God- that's your choice. Why cant people stop bashing others on here? Let people believe what they want. This is ridiculous.

  • 75 40
    Submitted by edward101 on Jul 15, 11 at 2:45am

    I don't think this was right still pretty funny

  • 82 54
    Submitted by dinali on Jun 8, 10 at 10:35pm

    Darwin bless you. haha

  • 82 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 10 at 2:30am

    Winner!

  • 86 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 21, 10 at 10:44pm

    All these athiests are dicks believe what u want idc but stop bein a dbag and knocking on everyone else like ur better than everyone

    • Submitted by Griffmaster01 on May 9, 10 at 1:51am

      Atheism is a mirror of religion in the certainty it claims. Nobody fucking knows the answers

  • 90 70
    Submitted by Emdurio on Mar 31, 10 at 9:06pm

    WIN....this is amazing

  • 84 58
    Submitted by Silk5 on Mar 31, 10 at 1:35pm

    Are you fucking kidding?!! Wow ur a dumbass

  • 89 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 1:21pm

    Win!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 12:15am

    Im muslim 

  • 91 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 4:09pm

    Fuckin brilliant

  • 92 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 5:25am

    WTF god is a fairytale to keep us from thermonuclear war!!!!! Read your history man

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 12:10am

    haha wow i've read the bible been to sunday shool and all, and i dont believe in any of it.. its good to follow and all... but nice... if you really care about your religion this much i dont understand why your even on this website!! the person who did this probably did it for something to laugh at (my hat is off to that person) i need to try it!!

  • 92 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:05am

    Go to hell; better yet.. Go to church!

  • 98 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:29pm

    Some of the posts on here are funnier than the original.... Gotta love stupid people!!!

  • 96 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:08am

    Boring post. Let's get somebody who isn't an idiot stoner to post texts. They may actually be amusing then.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:14pm

    Lol...this is like a giant thread where all the like-minded atheists can stand up and cheer / gang up + bash any christian that has an opposing opinion on the Bible. All for a stolen joke that has been around for years.

  • 98 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:11am

    unoriginal, lame, booooooring. I think it might have been funny in 1985

  • 79 49
    Submitted by firedancersirka on Jul 11, 10 at 3:37pm

    I think everyone who is bashing Christians for "looking down on others" is be amazingly hypocritical. Good job.

  • 86 63
    Submitted by geauxspartans on Apr 7, 10 at 3:11am

    wow that's messed up

  • 98 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 11:04pm

    I believe in god,but THAT WAS FRIKKIN HILARIOUS! And I dislike how this turned into a complaints page instead of a comments page

  • 94 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 6:57pm

    Everything about all the comments I've read seriosly irritate the hell out of me..the "Christians" and the non "Christians" in the past couple of years I've come to my own belief that there is a God, if there wasn't then life on this earth is completely pointless. I'm not leaving this to say have fun in hell or to say believing in God is stupid. I'm leaving this to say it dosnt matter what happens in the end rlly so why cause another problem in the world by fighting over it?

    • Submitted by slotsguld on Jan 21, 10 at 1:21pm

      The point is to carry on your species, do what you want with the rest of your time.

  • 93 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 5:08pm

    *IF UR A CHRISTIAN KEEP READING* when we say the world will end in 2012, take a second and think...in Revelations, it says nobody knows when the world will end. So why do we always think that 2012 is the end?Take a second and think about it. The world might end in 2012, but until all 7 signs have been established, there isn't proof. SO DONT WORRY AND KNOW THAT THERE ISNT PROOF! If ur a Christain and u believe this, forward to everyone, even me!

  • 95 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 11:57pm

    Favorited this shit.

  • 91 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 7:40pm

    Funny. Did ur dick fall off afterwards or what? God probly did something like that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 9:36pm

    why are atheists so hateful?

    • 91 71
      Submitted by MaggieOBrien on Mar 30, 10 at 11:42pm

      Sometimes you've gotta fight fire with fire. How much hatefulness do you think atheists are given on a regular basis?

  • 90 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 7:32pm

    Hahahahaha ohhhh man, I heart your ass

  • 96 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 1:55am

    Someones going to hell

  • 96 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:21am

    regardless of whether or not you believe in the bible, it is sold as a non-fiction and should be placed there. while it is amusing, it's pointless and just time-consuming. and my goodness there's a lot of "god-haters" on this website. most athiests I've met aren't so condescending to "bible thumpers. "

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:53pm

    yeah, because it couldn't just be that some people respect the religion of Christianity. and tired employees who have to deal with the shenanigans and ignorance.. but you're right, those people, with their horrendous motives of peace and order are the one's causing the drama.

  • 77 46
    Submitted by theITgirl on Aug 14, 10 at 10:25am

    I'm sure it was the protestant bible and this person was probably Catholic, duh.

  • 79 50
    Submitted by ERich331 on Jun 24, 10 at 7:27pm

    I'm christian and I think this is funny. \nAnd to all peolple saying "Christians are crazy" or that we're hypocrites then stop generalizing all of us. Some Christians are crazy, but some aren't, just like with any relgion or race

  • 85 62
    Submitted by hello118 on Apr 2, 10 at 11:16am

    you're high and this is the smartest thing you could come up with?

  • 89 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 11:11pm

    Haha nice. That's where I'd put em too.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 10:26pm

    Holy shit xD ive done that before!

  • 90 72
    Submitted by BluSparc on Feb 2, 10 at 9:35pm

    jackass... you don't have to believe, at least have respect

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 8:42pm

    This made my day.

  • 94 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:55am

    Ha ha I'm a Christian but I still find this funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 1:01am

    Anyone who belives in the bible is fucking ignorant

  • 92 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:19pm

    That is extremly awesome

  • 95 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:51am

    you more like got kicked out because you moved their merch all over dildo

  • 99 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:34pm

    this is amazing. I don't care if it's an old quote or not lol

  • 79 51
    Submitted by GarrusIsHot on Jun 19, 10 at 6:41pm

    You are awesome :)

  • 81 55
    Submitted by yoyo99 on Mar 29, 10 at 2:52am

    Hahaha that's awesome

  • 82 57
    Submitted by wifey213 on Mar 23, 10 at 2:54pm

    the bible is a guideline about how you should live your life...not a way of life. come on people.

  • 92 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:41am

    November 5, 2009 7:31PM i'm right here with you :) god bless you too.

  • 99 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:18am

    Science, it works bitches!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:35pm

    AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! NO FUCKNG WAY ME TOOO! AAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

  • 88 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:05pm

    Texts From Last Night... The best place to debate the existence of God! ...(also funny texts)

  • 77 48
    Submitted by I_am_hear on Jun 10, 10 at 1:09pm

    F*** you just made my year

  • 83 60
    Submitted by smrtkid101 on Mar 7, 10 at 10:49pm

    Yo I live near this area code wonder if I know you?

  • 99 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 10:24am

    You know what's funny? That all you people claiming to be "Christian" are the ones cursing and thretening to kick everyones ass. Religion is the cause of most wars aand your all proving it. Take that to heaven with you.

  • 92 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 1:56am

    God or not you fools are wasting your time you arogant bastard...

  • 91 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 11:41pm

    All u guys saying "enjoy ur time in hell" are fucking stupid.u go to hell when you die therefor being lit on fire for all eternity wudnt hurt BECAUSE YOUR DEAD!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:31pm

    i also pray that god would show all yall lost souls some kind of light.. you will need him one day, you need him now but havent yet realized it.. bless you all

  • 90 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:41am

    no matter how many times someone does/says this, it will always be funny

  • 69 33
    Submitted by Chelli on Nov 22, 10 at 12:16am

    I offically love you<3.