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i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
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You sir are my hero!
you believe this. you actually believe it.
damnit bro, i was just about to comment that.
This page is amazing!! I love you all...
IM GONNA DO THIS TODAY
BadMitch should be your hero, www.badmitch.com
I second what anonymous said, op is my hero!
@11:53 Peace is not a motive of Christians. Feeling like they're holier than thou and frowning upon others who don't conform are their motives. Peace is created by those who worship none and accept that we are simply animals, and we should not kill our own species. Jesus is inconsequential to this realization. I'm high.
i just read that high. WTF!!!
Lol, they belong on this site... peoplearejustdumb.com
this comment makes so much sense! i think its cause im high too.
I'm not high and you are absolutely right.
"I'm high." haha I love you
you are amazing
Last sentence.. hahaha!!!
I'm Catholic and I still think this is funny.
Occasionally you see a bookstore where the Christian reading is next to Homosexual literature. That's got to be humor in this same vein.
Even if it's unintentional, it's hilarious.
you, my friend, should listen to the song "ironic" by bo burnham. you will appreciate it
As Patti Smith said "Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine". I don't need your prayers. Kids in africa don't need your prayers. Prayers didn't solve anything. People solve things.
as an atheist, this is actually my favorite weapon to argue with! much agreement indeed
It's great how you atheists are just as bad as the super religious. Start living your own damn lives and stop criticizing the people who do.
Totally, because atheists start wars, commit genocide, and murder over their atheism.
Dude...have you read a history book lately? All of the wars of the ancient world were religion based. Ask the Aztecs about the wars against the Portuguese, oh wait,they were exterminated by the Christians.\nThe Crusades of course.The wars between the Catholics and the Protestants in Europe.\nThe African wars between the Hutus and Tutsi's. + World War II had a religious edge to it, Hitler used the "Jews Killed Jesus" thing to gain support. Though you can argue Hitler wasn't religious.
Hitler's supporters were, why do you think he used that saying to gain support?\nAnd The Troubles in Ireland\nRwanda 1994\nBoznia-Herzegovina\nThe Ivory Coast civil wars\nCyprus\nEast Timor civil war\nSri Lankan civil war\nCurrent Iraqi civil war\nHezbollah vs. Israel\nSyria vs. Israel\nKashmir civil war\nChechnya civil war\nSudan\nThirty Years War\nDon't be such an ignorant hypocrite.
Yep. Thanks for reminding everyone of those horrible events. And don't forget the Congo has been knee deep in shit for about 3 decades now. Or Darfur. Or Somalia, Ethipoia...I guess there's not enough oil there to fight for those countries' citizens freedoms.
Hitler was one crazzzzzy
Hitler was raised a catholic. all I'm saying
FYI the war between the hutus and tutsis was nothing to do with religion, they are both predominately christian, they are just different tribes. \n\nI wonder if the the Portuguese were more interested in the gold in south america than the fact the locals weren't christians?\n\nMost wars are about money and power. by the way i'm not religious.
the difference between the two is you can reason with an atheist. if you prove something to me i'll change my opinion, and act accordingly. you can't change their believes with 'prove'.. \n\nsorry to burst your bubble but saying atheism is as bad as religion just means you don't understand the difference.
If everybody stopped sinning then Jesus died for nothing... Keep sinning everyone! lol
haha i love how all you crazy religous people are getting so pissed off at this
lmao ; agreed.
fuck man. im a christian and i get the humor in this. we're not all fucked up in the head and drinking the koolaid and trying to "recruit" everyone in sight. sooner you realize that, i believe, the sooner we'll all get along...\n\nnow. on with the party.
yeah, we christians arent fucked up at all.
suckitdokes, couldn't of said that better!
lmao nice observation
Best selling work of fiction in world history. Obviously some shameful huligan had moved them all from the fiction section prior to this. You're a good guy to help the employees out, must've saved them at least 5 or 10 mins.
Lol, well someone had to do it.
There's a great bumper sticker that says:
"Don't pray in my school and I won't think in your church."
hahaha that's fantastic! and so true
Christianity has done plenty to shun others who they think are below them or not as good as they are.
They've done plenty of judgements against those who are supposedly 'sinful' when they are just trying to live their own lives and be their own people.
Religion is full of hypocrites.
I'm glad somebody got the inspiration to put those bibles on the fiction shelves of the bookstore, or if anyone has really done it.
Thats where they belong.
the fact that u had time to write that is sad...but good reading material
your comment makes no sense. he's saying a lot of Christians are hypocrites that distastefully believe that if you don't go to church every Sunday or if you have parties and get drunk on the weekends then that makes you a worse person than them. I've been raised Baptist and I'm no longer a Christian- I've tried but once you reason it out it just doesn't fit and is not believable no matter how much I try. We took the Jew's book, and modern Christians were only here for a coup
Seems like your just as insulting and condescending as the people your talking about. . . . what was that word you used? hypocrite? Yup. That was it. If you don't believe in it than why insult those who do?
why dont we all try being tolerant of eachother and respect everyones beliefs
just because im an athiest doesnt mean i hate anyone who believes in god and you shouldnt either
thank you...i respect that.
Good call. People really need to lighten up. In America, we have freedom of religion and of speech. So shut the fuck up, haters, just calm down. People can express their thoughts on religion if necessary, or even if we feel like it. No one can say, "Oh don't do that you're wrong!" just because THEY don't agree with it.
I totally agree with what you're saying, don't get me wrong. But I just HAVE to point out the irony in how you worded it saying we have freedom of speech and then in the next sentence telling people to shut the fuck up hahahahaha
I agree that people need to lighten up. But you just told everyone to "shut the fuck up" after saying we have freedom of speech.
In one sentence you point out freedom of speech and in the very next tell someone to shut up. Awesome.
I would suggest next time simply changing the category signs. much easier and less noticeable than lugging a hundred books from one place to another
dont you people have anything to do other than go on this website and cry fake? my goddd. it's funny, who cares if its fake
I put the Hannah Montana movie in the Horror section at a movie rental once.
Uhm. I'm hardcore Christian and I found this HILARIOUS. Maybe some people just need to lighten up? Yeah? It would be a good decision, and probably stop the kids down the street from throwing eggs at snd toiletpapering your house. Get a life, and stop posting on things just to show how much you love your religion. If you don't approve, then just ignore it. Jeez.
@11:38 chill, you work at a bloody book store, don't take your job so seriously.
also - amazon ftw
hahaha i hide all of ann coulter's books every time i go to the book stores.
Philly keepin' in classy.
Gotta love fucking with the religious people.
12:02 Also don't even get into the fact that alot of greek and roman mythology gods are proto christ figures, which all pre date Christianity. So speaking from that sense the bible most likely does belong in the fiction area.
You're an idiot. Of course Greek and Roman mythology pre-date Christianity. Its only a little over 2000 years old! I think what you are trying to argue is that they pre-date the Judeo-Christian belief system.
That may predate them but the two religions coexisted for hundreds of years. Until Constatine
So we should still be bowing to fake people in the sky because Ancients did??? They didn't wipe with toilet paper either, gonna follow that tip?
People have been yearning for a Christ figure forever, and now we have him. Genius.
People yearn to get laid....Oh wait, ask your Priests.
Mm its the bible thumpers that like causing the drama.
Bookstore workers too, apparently.
I still think its bloody hilarious.
i believe the correct term, is "Bible HUMPERS"
Why would Bibles be filed under "fiction" when religion is its own category that indicates neither fiction, nor non-fiction.
People who try too hard to be witty usually fail.
I work at a bookstore, and people do shit like this all the time. Usually rather than moving entire sections, they just flip over all the atheist books, or the christian books, or the democrat books, or the republican books, or the books related to whatever other views they're intolerant of. It was every Obama book and magazine the other day. And yeah, it's a pain in my ass.
Aren't you getting paid? It's your job to deal with it. So deal with it and cry a little less.
I find it amazing that there are Christians checking. out TFLN. And this post is what they find offensive.
agreed, there's so much stuff on here with pre-marital sex and drunken one-night stands and this is what they take the time to bitch about.
Y'all are directly insulting my religion, I'm not a coward.
No, Churches that picket clinics, kill people, and show up at soldiers funerals insult your cult. This was just a funny text.
this just made my day even if it is fake
i love seeing all the crazy catholics get mad when you say their religion is bullshit
For everyone who is a moron and thinks this is offensive? The bible is fake. It's based on fucking hieroglyphs written by EGYPTIANS in 3000 BC. The SUN GOD RAH was the son of a virgin born on the 25th of December, was crucified and was reborn.
TELL ME JESUS IS REAL NOW, BITCH.
wow lol calm down hot shot. im sorry if you think its fake but i could really care less.. when this life is over we'll see who was right. and in your case i'd hate to be you. but ill still pray for ya
You know, I had the same philosophy about Santa for about 12 years. Every year I believed so hard, and the next morning I thought I was proven right. Then my parents realized I wasn't a child any more. Maybe it's time for you to grow up.
Santa is real, genius. Saint Nicholas of Myra.
Jesus was real, idiot. This is fact.
wtf are you retarded...The bible is not only a religious book, it's an actual dcumetation of historical events (at least partially) It has been proven that Jesus existed using science.
yeah it's true that jesus was a human who lived on this planet, but the bible is not necessarily a factual book. It contradicts itself. I basically view the bible the same way I view my daughter's Fairy Tale books - the stories (usually) have a good moral to the story, but I don't believe it's based on actual happenings. Be a good, honest person, help when you can and I think any God who can't love you for that isn't one I want to be worshipping anyways.
There is no evidence of an exodus from Egypt by the Jews, which is claimed in the old testament. That one fact destroys your argument. Fucking tard. "Actual documentation"? Other than the figures in the book being real people, there is nothing factual about it. It's a fucking law book to keep the poor and stupid under control. The only people who could write back then were wealthy men. But that's such an inconvenient fact to accept by fucking morons like you. "Actual documention"
funny as hell. . . if hell was real. . .
This is so stupid. Religious texts and such have their own section in the bookstore... under "religion". It doesn't say it's fact or fiction, it just classifies it as what it is. Just like philosophy and cookbooks, it doesn't mean "this is the right way to think/act/live/prepare a chicken", it just categorizes it to make it easier for people to find it. Calm the fuck down and stop trying to prove yourself by making extra work for people that already have shitty jobs.
11:38 - If you just filed the bibles under fiction, where they belong in the first place, you wouldn't have to deal with all the "punks who make your job a living hell".
Also, if you can't take a joke at your shitty sales job, no wonder you think your life sucks, it does...but its your own fault.
fuck christians and anyone who didnt find this funny.
kudos, guy, kudos!
wow is there really going to be a atheist vs christian debate on a website that was meant for humor?
Have you ever been on the internet before? This is what happens.
When you fuck a stranger in the ass?
Meh. Unoriginal quote. Unoriginal prank. All it does is leave the staff with yet another menial task to deal with at their already unrewarding job.
woah, 2:31 AM, believing in SCIENCE (like physics, evolution, etc.) is NOT the same as Scientology. not even close.
you are my favorite person ever
i just literally lol-ed for like..20 seconds.
mucho love, man
9:45: I am god... there is no proof that i am god, but you cant prove that i am NOT god! Now obey my order, and walk around naked, like i brought you into this world, clothing is a SIN!
paaahahaha love :D
why in the fuck do people insist on calling it barnes and nobleS???
Noble is not plural you fucktards!!!!!!!!!!!!
I swear, every time I hear this it's like nails on a chalkboard...
This made me laugh more than the text..
Wow you're so cool and edgy
Most of you saying it's offensive did you ever think them not being in the fiction center offends other people? I bet you didn't
Sorry, but weren't YOU just on it?? AHhahahahaha!!
@12:08 Sure. So are Santa and Super Man.
Santa's real, genius. Saint Nicholas of Myra.
if you really think that the Santa we tell kids about is the same guy as Saint Nicholas, you must be retarded.
you guys really need to chill out. all of you
let people believe what they want athiests stop trying to convert christians and christinas stop trying to convert athiests
anyone ever heard of the doctrine of maybe?
just because you heard it before doesn't mean they didn't actually do it
@2 post above mine:
The earth is more than 6000 years you idiot.
The Big Bang was not an explosion, and saying "God did it" is not a valid answer, as it doesn't answer anything. You have no way of knowing if God did it, and even if we knew a god did it, how do you know it's the god you believe in?
Hooray for astrophysics, and its ability to define the creation of the universe in observable and definitive calculations far beyond that which any religion has ever dreamed up.
If the believers commenting on this are so god fearing and righteous, what are you reading TFLN for? It's all sex, drugs and jizz!!!!
11:51 HAH (:D i love you.
suck it jesus freaks is prolly the best thing i've heard in weeks.
lmao @ 'god rocks.' God, who in the Bible caused numerous acts of hateful destruction, murdered almost the entire human race, and selfishly demanded that people worship him on his word alone... yeah, he rocks. Oh yeah, he then murdered his 'son' and pretty much stopped talking to humanity after that.
I know dictators in the real world who do/have done similar things!
God did not murder his Son, He gave His only Son to be the Lamb of God, a perfect sacrifice for the whole world. When you insult my God, know what you're talking about.
What truly does not make sense is the "need" of a perfect sacrifice at all. If God is omni-powerful, then would he not have been able to create "Heaven" as the only plane of existence in the first place? Since he would have known his humanity would fail, does that not make him self-serving and unholy by creating a sinful race while having the "power" to create a perfect existence like Heaven, and thereby removing sin from the picture completely? To put it plainly, sk
In soviet russia bible puts you in fiction section
1:23 wtf did you just say
but wait 11:45...you yourself are judging us...I believe in God...and yes...he will judge you for being such a jackass. Hope you like "hell"...even though the afterlife is exactly what was happening before we were born...no conscious brain activity. You are a hypocritical bastard.
I have a question. What the fuck did Jesus do that was so great? Nothing changed after he left. He didn't save us from anything. It doesn't make any sense.
I've done this before. Didn't get caught though.
This is such an old quote.
The fact that you can supposedly pray for me personally when all you know about me is the time of day that I posted on this site just goes to show what a rediculous notion "god" and religion really is. Thanks for the undeniable confirmation.
God already knows what i'm gonna say before i say it. Hence the fact i only have to say a first name or the "individual posting on this website at such a time".
I don't believe in God, but whoever did this is a total wannabe punk rock asshat. I bet they're also fourteen.
There are some sensitive people on here. This is hilarious and totally worth the read!
Stop debating about who or what does or doesn't exist and enjoy the laugh. Sheesh. Things (the bible for example) only hold as much power as you give it! Smile, relax, and do your praying thing or whatever it is you like to do.
Kudos to you dude! Hahaha
If it's real - it's funny!!
If it's fake - it's funny because it caused so much drama with the tfln bible thumpers.
11:35 believes in unicorns, too.
Unicorns FTW! Haha.
wait.... unicorns aren't real? hahahahahahahahaha
Really old shit is old? Oh, wow. Never knew. Thanks.
haha this shit is is so funny--whether it's real or not it's hilarious that so many lame christians are getting offended by a funny text message.
"GOD IS REAL" hahahahaha....
I've totally done this! Good work. Up your game and put all the Scientology ones in the sci-fiction/ fantasy section.
i work at a barnes and noble... I would have though that was awesome..probably wouldn't even mind having to put them back
No altruistic god would ever allow him or herself to be worshiped the way your god seems to do.
i don't understand why religious people are humorous.
obviously, people have different beliefs
but you are saying that christians think very highly of themselves,
when you are making fun of them for believing in a higher being.
it's just a little hypocritical.
what about when you die, is it a nice feeling to believe that you will never live again, that you will never be reunited with the people you loved, that you will never walk through the gates of heaven?
the truth is not always "nice".
Haha cus the bible is just a real jovial read. Lot's of peace, love and understanding in there. Oh wait...
All hail the flying speghetti monster!!
win for pastafarianism =D
it is fiction glad someone had the guts to do it!
LOL! Fucking awesome!
@12:59 just because I pray for people doesn't mean I'm trying to convert everyone. Everyone has their own opinions, which I respect but don't have to agree with.
@ that dude praying for everyone - pray for me too
Pray damn you! praaaaay! don't you ever stop praying. are you still praying?
I for one am always praying
hahaha love this, CLASSIC
3:38 terrible! but awesomely hilarious
dont take it personal christians, all religion is bullshit, yours is just a really easy and always funny target
gods dont kill people, people with gods kill people
there arent too many atheist that kill in the name of atheism, but a hell of a lot of religious people that kill in the name of their religion
I just read through about the first hundred replies and let me say this:
Every atheist argument had supportive evidence and logic.
Every religious argument was "HE IS REAL AND YOU'RE GOING TO HELL."
I rest my case.
September 22, 2009 6:19PM
Cry me a fucking river. Everything on this site is wrong. And no there is not a law against it, as a matter of fact, there is an amendment to protect it. Freedom of speech.
you are my hero
1:13: You just basically said, "Whenever I can't understand anything I blame it on God then walk away." Waaaay to be.
This person is my hero!!!
This was funny and burning in he'll is worth reading it. Whatever, he'll is as real as your mom's tits.
not real, i have seen this on myspace.
haha that is amazing, and exactly where they belong.
i cant believe you counted 10:55
i am so going to do this...
doesn't mean you have to interfere with our opinions just because you don't believe in God. I don't go and put books of your beliefs in the fiction section.
tat person is going to hell
That's where they should be
bash quote number 406373
whatever happened to freedom of religion?
Private property. That means freedom of religion can suck it.
this has nothing to do with with freedom of religion
shut up 12:16 stop trying to convert us all
Best one ever
[insert forced laughter as 1980s-cartoon force-fed morals theme with begins and camera pans up and fades to black...roll credits]
so dont pray for them theyll be fine on their own they dont need your "god" to help them out when they clearly dont need or want or believe in it
I still like this. Never actually seen anyone do it, so it's funny for me. I agree, all need to chill. This is website is clearly for entertainment, so like it or go elsewhere.
I don't give a crap if it's fake. Just enjoy the humor or shrivled cunt.
Dude u rock! I agree with u all the way! So getting shirt and makin the text BIG. hahaha stupid Church! Nothing against Christianity, it's just that the churches f'ed it up. No idea what I'm talking about? Read the da Vince code, that's MY bible!
Okay if you're a dude i will totally be your friend and if ur a chick i would totally do you that was hilarious!
I think 1:23 is speaking in tongues.
haha!! talk about the biggest lie of all mankind, "Christianity", haha. you have to be of a seriously weak mind to find your answers in that!
this post is as real as Janice Dickinson's face.
i think this post is just trying to show you that the god you believe in is as real as pamelas tits
i think 1:23 is speaking in bullshit
I'd like to meet the dumbass who convinced everyone that some "big bang" created everything in the universe. Anyone could tell you that shit is ridiculous.
Heard it before too, but still funny.
You should've bought them all and then burned them in a wheelbarrel out in front of the store. Or in front of a church!
Eww, why would you purchase that crap? Buying it just encourages them. Much better to steal it, then burn it.
Hahahaha, laughed even harder than at the text
Awesome, gods laughing with you.
YES. That is AWESOME. And so fitting :)
BIBLES ARE FULL OF SHIT!
Telling him he's going to go to hell is stupid.
He oblivously doesn't even believe in that place
1:52 there is very little in the bible that is backed up by historical accounts or whatever you said. the bible (okay, the new testament) is a bunch of stories that the people back then told for generations and then wrote down for the purpose of teaching lessons they believed to be essential. if they were able to rise from their graves and see us now, they'd be laughing hysterically at how literally the bible is translated.
wow...I never heard this one before...
I have the same problem with people who call Sherwin-Williams (which is a paint store if you don't know) Sherman Williams. SO annoying.
wow you can't post the name of the quote site this was stolen from. Bash
Saw this on QDB years ago. Yawn.
I'm clapping right Now because I'm so proud
that's stolen from bash.org ... years ago!
all i gotta say is the mexican population is just getting way outta control.
thats the real issue here folks. lets grow up and face the FACTS.
what a tool. this is on bash
If you are religious- why are you reading stuff from this website? It's the most "un-Christian" stuff next to porn that you could be doing online. It's all about texts "sinners" send.
@ 1:19, the creation of life.
everyone on this site is a fucking tool.
you do realize that you just called yourself a tool right?
I love how one person said "Science is bullshit" and "The big bang theory is fiction". Yeah because believing that the whole universe was created by some god who can control everything seems so much more realistic? This guy was just making a joke that in my opinion is funny. Now this board is arguing about what belief is right. I'm only 17 and I feel so sorry for most of these people who belief some of this
Lmfao, Thank you for making my week. To all of you people condemning this person, who the hell do you think you are? You're not god. For all you know (if "God" exists) hesheit has a sense of humor. In fact, I don't see how hesheit couldn't, I mean we exist right?
It's mocking God's Holy Word...
jesus you are so unoriginal.
are you talking to jesus? or are you talking to the guy who posted this? because now i'm all confused.
9:45 how is it that you dont know the answers to your own questions yet give credit to some god for this. well i give credit to my dick, it started the universe. So following your logic, since you cant disprove it- it must be true. yay!!
this is horrible! ugh!
it must be horrible to not have a sense of humor too....
Your amazing! Your my new hero, consider me your slave ;)
christians make nice with the athiests
Actually, recent discoveries about the origins and growth of the universe point towards it being remarkably counter-logical, defying what we know of physics and mathematics. While their may not be a sentient god at play here, our existence most likely began with a godlike anomaly.
Hahahahaha, someone who doesn't understand science! Way to hold America back! \n\nIt's called random SELECTION, cockbite. Read a science book, or if that's too hard for you, try watching a documentary like the Blind Watchmaker. It has shiny pictures that move across the screen. Maybe they'll hold your attention better.
maybe you should read a science book dumbass; what are you trying to sound like an intelligent life form by pretending you know what the hell you're talking about? Random selection has nothing to do with the beginning of existence.
i must say your argument is incorrect. having studied astrophysics for many years, recent discoveries do not point towards any godlike 'anomalies' or gods at all. astrophysics points towards the beginnings of time having been started as a "white hole" originally containing all of matter/energy/dark matter/dark energy. not a being that said 'Poof! Everything is here now.'
Whoever said "when the world ends in 2012 you are going to hell" is really an idiot lol, Christians believe no one truely knows when the world will end, only god. But, i doubt the world will end in 2012, and I doubt god exists.
I turn the Pineapple Upsidedown cake upside down in the grocery store as well, we call it "A Reign of Terror" when we do it :)
Christians can suck it. We have to put up will your bull all the time, you deserve to be made fun of.
They kicked him out because no matter how much u zealot fucks hate on it, tere is a religious section in barnes and noblesand the bible is a religious book. No one Asked fucks if u believed in it or not and who's to say u can't believe in a mix of religion and science. And why do ppl always pick on Catholicism, there is more than one religion; dumbasses
Haha holy shit this is hilarious
Fucking old joke is so fucking old.
Yeah I've heard it before too. Still hilarious and awesome. I wish people would really do that. Hmm...maybe I have new plans for tomorrow.
You're awesome!! I heard a women at work say 'I have god on my side' I replied 'and I have the Easter bunny'..
Felt bad though she was just a sweet old lady, it was just the first thing that went through my head.
That's the funnest thing ever. You rock.
11:21...YOU are on this website, so, tool?
12:51 is smart :) i might do that
Hahaha I'm going to do that!
you are now my new hero! GREAT job!
12:59, maybe he takes things with a grain of salt. Maybe he takes solace in believing these "joke-sters" are going to hell for their "blasphemy". Maybe you need to calm down about religion. People make fun of my beliefs all the time, and I don't care because people are entitled to their opinion. Chill out dude. Also, read a book about "science", just putting that out there...
1:23 is quoting inherit the wind. get literate.
It does "just happen". We just haven't figured it all out yet. O and with the creation of humans thing...I've got that routine down pretty solid I think (despite what the ladies say, heyo!)
haha Jeremy...is that you, its your area code lmao, I love you
1:13 The reason why there is a missing link with the evolution theory is because anthropology is fairly young as a science. And hasn't found every site, that or alot of sites have been destroyed by either nature or humans or built over with cities thus destroying any evidence.
You kick ass.
"cut your kids throats"?? Well that's not a very godly thing to say... (now to the guy who did it): Dude. Fucking epic. You are my new hero.
that was ignorant of you.
@ Jan 27th 9:02, amen brother
Get a life. Pick on some other religion.
Everyone has done this before...
i believe this entire argument can be simplified.
we can't prove anything, we can't disprove anything. the only thing we can do is try to live in harmony with people who have different beliefs than ourselves.
Um will you guys be praying/having a theological discussion before or after you read things like He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Just wondering.....would you people who are proclaiming the Lords name and the power of Jesus kindly post the names of the churches you go to on this page? I would like to email a copy of your statements along with this websites web address to your clergy. Im sure they would love to see what you read late at nite.
Religion is science friction
1:02 AM..........shut the fuck up. It's people like you and all the rest of your bible hugging friends that make this world such a shitty place to live. Get off your religious high horse, take the bible out of your ass (even though that's where it belongs what with all the shit that's in it) and learn how to laugh. Jesus Christ. Oh and by the way, god is laughing at your dumbass for being such an idiot
the "theory"of intelligent design makes me rotfl.
7:45 your a fucking dumbass. You can't defend religion if you apparently don't know shit about it
The bible is non fiction meaning it's real
hahahahahahaha I love it. Who the fuck cares if it is overdone??? It is still funny. Oh and all you bible lovers...what about "thou shall not judge"...i guess you will all join us in hell...all the good bands will be there anyway.
haha, hilarious. Don't give a shit if it's true or not. Its genius and I just might go do it myself. :)
That is wrong but fucking funny!
11:21.. JOIN THE CLUB!!
get over it. its because Atheist's are ridiculed by your people for being wrong. i ask you, sir, why do YOU punish or ridicule people for what they believe in their hearts to be true? B-T-Dubbs...Mr. 215...are my hero
@ 1:16 - then why hasn't it "just happened" for forever? There would have had to have been a starting point (i.e. when GOD created life). Just saying.
The starting point is when a particle of matter traveling at almost the speed of light impacted a cloud of proteins, forming an amino acid, the basis of life. This can be proven by facts. Can you prove yours with facts?
I dont understand why the atheists on this sight are making all of these claims about christians...Christians are not placed on the earth to judge, that's Gods job....we are only asked to love, that's the central truth to our faith, "Love God, Love Others" what's to hate in that?
I agree it was wrong because of how it affected the the employees... And christians probably would find this offensive seeing as they base a factual lifestyle on a potentially fictional book that may have been lost in translatation thousands of years ago. Survey says: this is one funny quote. I wonder if the author of this grabbed the koron too haha
sounds like u were on a mission.
also something i would do
BRAVO! Makes me wonder when it finally WILL be categorized as such
This is from a movie. Not original
As stated earlier, this is pretty unoriginal. And it doesn't really make sense, because regardless of whether or not you believe in God many of the stories in the Bible are backed up by other reliable historical sources. So... even then it would most likely not go to fiction, because that would mean the whole thing or most was made up.
I would hire you. =]
Exactly... The big bang is a theory "smart guy". Atleast science admits there are no facts. Try getting
the majority of closed minded Christians to admit there are no facts in the bible. .... DumbAss
Wooahh. i know the person that posted this. i have never have that happen before.
I'm a believer but that's Hillarious lol
the bible has as much merit belonging in the non fiction area as little red riding hood does.
12:25 its not bc they're saying it plural, its a possessive, and they aren't putting in the apostrophe. It sounds the same if it is grammatically correct or not. Chill.
i love u n wanna have ur babies.. ur the shit! ;-)
lmfao, this is by far my favorite yet.
I'm still upset that they put my two bibles in fiction..."Alice in Wonderland" & "Peter Pan" at least Alice and Peter did'nt turn ladies into salt or knock off first born babies. I refuse to believe in a gfiff that's less human than I am.-Sherwin Williams & Mrs. Nobles
thats not even funny.
and God's laughing at you because he knows where your going..
Agreed with that dude
I LOVE YOU!
do you people realize, in the bible two chicks have a threeway with their drunk dad to get pregnant?
I'm still laughing at this!
awesome. been there and done it, except i put it in the children's literature section.
The classic joke. Also spoiler alert JESUS DIES
i can't believe it took like 100 posts for someone to say this was from bash
Omg I love you... marry me
Dude this would be funny if I hadn't seen it on someones myspace page in 8th grade... 7 fucking yrs ago!
Hahaha a go in and play cetch with like three other people using one of the book stoppers they get sooooo pissed it's super fun haha
Superman... isn't real? (sob)
Hell doesn't exist so I doubt we athiests are goin anywhere
Leo ftw.. Animosity rips holes in your face.
I've always wanted to do this. Bibles need to be in with the mythology books.
Well that was well spoken rebuttle there 1:05am#2. Kudos.
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS JESUS/GOD.
GET OVER IT.
i'd go burn all the bibles at barnes n noble if i felt like going to jail.
The Christians on here act stangely......un-Christ like. If you really want atheists to believe you're so much better than them, you could start by staying off TFLN. Every post on this site is about "sin." don't fuck a bitch, demoralize her and then post a thread about fucking and demoralizing her, then tell OTHER ppl they're going to hell. Fucking hypocrites
How is saying "please go kill yourself" and "fuck you " very godly of you? If your gonna preach, then practice what you preach. You are horrible people. All religion is is a fucking cult. You don't even know that half of it.
Please. Something like 98% of all known species on this earth, past and present, are extinct. That isn't even close to something that can be considered intelligent design.
damn. that 98% must have missed the boat. literally. jesus fucking christ! noah had one goddamn job and all he managed was 2%. what a fucking slacker
dude. science for the fucking win. you are my new hero.
your my heroo!!! haha
I love you
Your fucked up
please all of you "Christians" have no clue you all are brainwashed to belive in some stupid bullshit get a life and stop preaching no one gives a shiit
well before there was a religious section ( and some book stores still do, including barnes and noble a few years ago) bibles were in the fiction section
Lmfao soo I agree with what others said,
You're my HERO :) ahaha thats hilarious !
this is real... I know the girl that sent this text she did it even if it's been done before
Just remember, every time you masterbate, Jesus kills a kitten. I love rattling the cage.
Did the same but was putting the DSM and all the other Psychology and self help books in the fiction section.
This shit is the best on tfln.. Get this kid a trophy
SCIENCE ftw! thanks.
11:35 i love literate republicans. learn how to spell, thanks.
I'm Christian and I think it hilarious
Lololololololololololol...*brakes into tears from hystericts*
This is an old, re-hashed quote. take it down.
haha...what a silly thread. haha funny to think some people state this is against the law...umm what about the 1st amendment to the consitution- freedom of RELIGION. (or lack there of) Get over it...it is funny. Anyone who moves books is practicing their freedom of religion.. you don't like what you read...leave the site fools.
You just made my day.
12:08 let ppl think what they want
Pay some respect asshole!
fucking hillarious. I tried this and they caught me quickly. And all you religious people need to cool your shit. We have the right for opinions too!
Wow @4:18. That is one of the most ignorant and stupid statements I've ever seen in my life.
bash did this first. plz an hero
a good christian wouldnt be up this late god might think your doing something sinful
As an ex-Barnes and Noble employee, I can state with certainty that bibles are filed with other religious books (like the Koran, say) in a "religion" section. The only stance this person took was one that would irritate the employees who had to move the books back to the "religion" section. Wow, what a blow for righteousness.
I'm praying to god for him to not reveal himself to me.
I just had to disconnect from a conference call because I could not stop laughing at this
This is hilarious and I want to be your friend
Ur a fucking moron. Prove that the bible is real.
I believe in God and I in NO WAY force my beliefs on other people, or disrespect other peoples beliefs.. it's too personal. this is very disrespectful.
I would think the Same way if someone did that to any other religious book.
Well there's no proof that there Non-Fiction so you you were helping them out.
I've heard this before, but it's still funny. Especially if someone actually tried it.
This is a quote from something else... I think I saw it on my cousin's myspace page.
It's a matter of science, not belief. You can't simply say there's no godlike anomaly simply because you don't believe in a god. All it means is that it counters otherwise universally applicable logic. Mathematics and physics are the two purest sciences, and the origins of the universe, along with its nature as a singularity, defy even those.
The line between science and theology is actually rather thin, despite the impression that high school science classes give.
I HAVE DONE THIS BEFORE!
no 12:17 they do this BETWEEN jacking off to porn sessions not instead of
YOU, sir....are god!
Isn't this a quote from a movie?
Bible = bullshit
This joke is older than Jesus. Still funny though.
Im a lesbian! Anyone wanna bitch about that too? Fuck.
3:17 ifyou actually knew anything about evolution, you would realize how stupid you sound
What proof is there of god?
I believe in God. What I don't believe is having to live my life by him. I want to eat meat whenever the fuck I want, cus whenever the fuck I want, and basically do anything whenever the fuck I want. I'm sure he's too busy to worry over every little thing I do, otherwise my "prayers" wouldve been answered. Amen bitches. Love this text. I'm sure the bible is fictitious, and full of contradictions.
God is real. i BELIEVE! i have faith! like everyone else on this site should...
Who are you to tell us how we should be?
Chill people. I think I just might do that now. Just to fuck with you all because the bible IS fucking fiction and it really is pathetic that people read a book written by cavemen. Quite sad. And I have a question... Why is Jesus our "savior" when he's jewish? I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS CULT/RELIGION SHIT!!
damn you're dumb. Cavemen? both the Roman and Greek empires were before Jesus as in BC so were they cavemen? and they mean Jewish as in his ethnicity not his religion.
small correction, Judaism (jews) IS actually a religion
Christianity would still Jewish if we followed Mosaic Law.
9:45 probably posted this after getting her illegitimate children off to school, and after putting on her clothes that are made of a polyblend material. Did you have Red Lobster last night for dinner?
HAHA this is hilarious
OP was probably high so stop whining you evangelical nutjobs and go spread the love of JC somewhere else
i doubt it since theres no such thing as god
Here is what I find funny...
1) the discussion about this post has been going on for 5 months
2) this website is about funny texts...fucking, throwing up, cheating, booty calls, etc.
3) why are these defenders of the bible here anyway
Just my thoughts....
I agrre with # 1 & 2, for #3, we like our funny stuff too, we're all human, but we just acknowledge our 'bad behavior' if you want to call it that
Uhhh... this is fake. This is one of those things you see on tshirts and stuff. This kinda pisses me off that this is on here, but my funny one wasn't.
And 11:53- there's an old testament in there too ;)
@11:52 It's spelled dumBass. As in, the joining of the words dumb and ass. You idiot.
shit people calm down. no hell no magic. big bang theory asshole, pick up a textbook. all ive got to d say is id like to meet the smart motherfucker who was able to convience a population that there is a bearded man in the clouds that we must worship and starve ourselves for. no "man" can create matter if it's not there. keep your opinion to yourselves and I'll keep mine.
Hahaha this is the only quote that made me laugh.
fucking unknown error
if u really did this ur my hero
Religion is a cult. End of story. I just went to midnight mass on Xmas. Could stop laughing and telling my mom "cult. cult. cult."
I do that all the time!
Wait, no, you're just a juvenile dick
This a quote from a bumper sticker. You are a lame ass plagiarist......have fun in hell:)
"You think that can just happen? There's no way."
Says who? Just cuz we don't understand how things work doesn't mean they're not natural.
I prefer to simply admit that I can't know absolute reality until/if I'm ever presented with the answer. *shrug*
you really think this universe, this galaxy is the extent of things? We have no idea how deep the rabbit hole goes. To put it all on this human notion of god (and prob this christian god) is some crazy thinking. poor me? poor you. it's fun to learn about why/how things came about. just saying it's god is pretty boring dontchathink?
it's funny. everyone should just laugh and get over being physco bible lovers. I believe in god but I'm not preaching it. this is fricken hilarious I wanna do this
Regardless of whether or not you believe in god, you have to give the guy props for getting ALL of the bibles over to the fiction section. That's a lot of fucking bibles!
I've honestly heard this like 100000000 times. way to go.
And I stuk a dildo up my teachers butt
You are an inspiration to us all. Heading to Barnes and Noble now to do the very same.
Sweet biscuits! Nicely done!
The bible is the most shoplifted book... seriously
wow this is trite and not funny.. cool you have that much time to move shit around in barnes and nobles, cool life you have lol
2:58 I think you need to calm down just a little bit. To the OP: funny as hell dude haha
that's fucking hilarious
Evan if it's fake and old, I still dig it.
holy crap are you god? you responded with god-like speed
Yeah, uh, God isn't real, so, who cares?
Wow some retards are preaching on here rofl
no matter where you put it people will find it... its tops the best seller book every year. you can knock the Bible all your want but it doesn't prove the facts that it is the BEST.
amen the bible spreads itself
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Hahaha... I've totally done this.
Can u feel the burn! Lol luv it!
Much as I sympathize with the motives of the texter, I've also worked in a bookstore and I can assure you that on average at least half of the staff would like to do the same thing. But believe me, you're pissing them off far more than you would Christians, because corporate has a very different attitude.
It's cause your step mom is hot.
That's an old recycled joke from some web site 8 years ago
"i don't understand people that bash love (in general). Non Christians bash Christians for their love of the word of their God. Christians bash Non Christians for their lack of faith. its a sick cycle resulting in misunderstanding and hatred. everyone wants to be heard, but no one is listening. Why can't people just be happy for the love that others experience instead of trying to break it?"
that doesnt happen because people are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling!
You're a dick.
Go kill yourself and then burn in hell.
OMG i know someone who used to do this
this makes me proud to be Pennsylvanian...for once.
Please tell me that someone screenied it when it hit 666 Good Nights
awesome. those people have no sense of humor
What an idiot. Fucking stupid.
one word... OLD... and then three words. Stolen from bash
OMFG ur my fucking hero!
I did it...on my birthday. Best. Birthday. EVER.
Something that counters otherwise universally applicable logic IS just an anomaly, there's nothing godlike about it, regardless of beliefs. And we're making progress in understanding these things. One day we will just laugh at this as yet another thing attributed to "god" because of a lack of knowledge on the subject.
This one has already been done. It was on tfln like 3 months ago. Try and cone up with a real one next time!
thats why its called FAITH.
there is no proof.
I will do this someday.
why can't you post links? this quote is several years old
That's where they belong!!
Really y'all need to chill! Some believe, some dont, and some just don't give a shit. You don't have to debate all the time and talk shit. If u don't find this funny that's fine. If u do...right on!
Stop being idiots and go have fun with life!!
Btw funniest thing I've seen yet lol :D
stu 5 49 i wipe my ass with every religious text known to man
For the record, It is not sold as fiction or non-fiction, but as religious texts, to negate this fiction/nonfiction debate altogether.
And on the 7th day, god created Barnes and Nobles.(:
This may be an old quote but damn it's funny!
Um. It's BarnEs and Noble, not Barns and Nobles. Dumass.
That's soo good!!!
Hahaha funniest one so far haha they can't do that.
Hahaha I don't really have a stable religion but this is fucking funny. I wish there was a YouTube video for that!!! :D
u kno if u did this with whatever the muslim book is that people would shun u and noone would think it was funny. thats the shitty part of this
How can we grow if we are living in the past?
Where progression is condemned and life is only just a path
To an unknown unreal existence
Better yet how can anyone believe it?
You told me that Jesus loves us all but you sleep on the streets.
You pray to god every night but your family can't eat
I know that your aren't stupid, so what are you doing?
i second August 12, 2009 6:19PM
If you stand at one of those stores long enough you might see a employee do it. I have
You're a fucking moron just plain and simple. Please do the world a favor and sit yo simple ass down!!!!
That way it gets out of the way for you to continue worshiping your invisible sky man. OOOOOOOOh, Sky MAN!!! Who is not Thor god of thunder, nor Odin, nor Vecna, nor Horus, nor Set, but is TOTALLY way more real then all those other pussies. \n\n...because he speaks to meeeeeeeeeee
i hate to bust everyones bubble...but the most arguable fact is that we will NEVER know whether god exists or not. sorry to all who cry because of this. and sorry to all who fail to grasp and understand this. we will all be long gone before humans get anywhere closer to an answer.
I have a rock to sell you. It keeps away tigers.
Agreed with 4:43PM, HAIL SATAN!
This is a joke that has been around a long while.
Lolz good on this person
Lol got a gooooood laugh outta that one!!!
Whoever you are, I love you.
I don't know what people are insisting it's a quote.
People do this. It's mildly amusing. Book store workers get pissy.
Funny... Kinda. Bit not really.
to all the people saying im praying for you
they obviously dont give a shit, so stop trying
I do this all the time! Score! I also put anything with the wod 'sex' on the binding in the kids section.... 'mommy what's tha Kama sutra???' bwahahahaha!!! As a great Russian once said: Religion is the opiate of the masses.
Actually, I believe Karl Marx said that. He was German
you're a snot nosed coward punk. did u move the korans as well? of course not. fear of an internet seperation of your head from your body i guess. christians and jews dont get ass red assed about blasphemy
Your fuking ratarded.
Jan 3 300am that is concidred protesting and barnes and nobel is private property he can be thrown in jail dumb ass
There is nothing funny about the bible;; this should be in the "going to hell" section!
This entire site should be in the "going to hell" section
That is the funniest thing I've heard of in a while
Haaaahahah I can totally see myself doing that
i think this was absolutely great. the christian religion is built on sledging other religions, it's about time someone got back at them. i really have to try this sometime :)
June 24, 2009 1:46AM, AMEN
June 24, 2009 12:13PM, you just used your God's name in vain and then said he rocks. Just another example of the hypocrisy of Christians. Thanks for that.
@ 12:55, God knows exactly who you are and who I am, and He knows that I am talking about you to Him when I pray for you.
I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES
For all christan people here is what the bible is... It's was made by people to help us in our daily lifes. What I mean by that is they were stories to teach us how to be nice but some ppl took it literaly....
People think christians are so stupid? science says that one time there was nothing. nothing at all. no mass or matter or anything. eventually the nothingness became so non-existent that the world appeared! magic! is it really that much easier to believe that than it is to believe in God? And all people commenting on how God kills people and destroys things have no clue what youre talking about. Read the Bible, yes the ENTIRE THING through. Understand it, then come argue with me about how the notion of
a creator doesnt make sense. youll find it impossible. sure, scoff at me for making this claim but if you have the confidence and gumption to actually take a step out of your retarded shell of atheism, then youll be proven wrong.
Do you believe in science? Do you believe in nuclear power? You split an atom by shooting a neutron at it and it heats up water, MAGIC! Earth came to be in pretty much the same way... God had nothing to do with it.
So, as a species, we haven't come along far enough to completely understand some part of this universe. The obvious answer then, in the mean time, is that an invisible man in the sky wielding divine power wished it all into creation. It couldn't possibly be that WE JUST DON'T KNOW YET what really happened. Religion is a fairy tale. You are suffering from the biggest mass delusion in history. Go see a doctor so he can prescribe you some common sense.
You should of put them right next to the three lil pigs and humpty dumpty.
Um. It's not dumass, it's dumbass. Dumbass!
Beast mode my friend.
I hate u fuckin atheists who think u know everything what is so bad about believing in an afterlife and supernatural being? What's wuld u rather look forward to rotting in the ground forever or an afterlife
I want to marry this person.
not sure if its old...but even if it is..lol I havent heard it..and its HILARIOUS...i just nodded my head like *hellll yeaaa*
i didnt know they sold bibles in stores
To feb 11at 7:41, I know it's from carlin, but that doesn't make it untrue :)
@1:27 - The Bible does go against evolution you retard. You have no point, but since you believe you do, why don't you enlighten me? Oh, and I would suggest actually reading the Bible before attempting to respond.
I ASSFUCKED JESUS. THEN I JIZZED ON HIS SLUTTY MOM'S FACE.
Virgin birth? How dumb can Christians get?!
Obviously fiction. It says the world started 6000 years ago, you can disprove that very fact by just looking at the starts, the light from some of which has been traveling for longer than the 'christian' world has existed
It also says that time to us and time to God are two entirely different numbers. Evolution backs up the Bible.
You are my new favorite person!
God is awsome
Thank god SOMEBODY finally did that. Seriously, it's about time.
Horrble!!!!! Hilarious but horrible!
My personal belief is that whats the harm in believing in god? He gives hope. And if hes real and you believe you go to heaven. If hes real and you dont you go to hell. If hes not real but you stull believed, at least you didnt chance it.
Fuckin love atheists
I fail to recognize how God is fake - because science proves it? I understand the Bible is hard to believe - sometimes I struggle believing it, but I just can't believe that it was made up - too real for me, imo.
Albert Einsteins quote after someone asked him about Jesus "No myth can be filled with such life."
Ever watched Star Wars?
Do you even know Einstein's religious affiliation? Albert Einstein was also a brilliant philosopher aside from physicist. Perhaps he was gesturing to the notion that Jesus taught phenomenal moral standards about living a good life.
I LOVE you!!!!!
Well when the whole thing ends in 2012, you, my friend will be sent straight to hell.
Give us proof on both accounts
Not to go all smart ass but christians belive the bible is a religious book not a historical book so your not wrong to put it in the fiction section
I've done this a couple of times. never been kicked out, but once the clerk started helping me.
this is definitely on an icon... how original...
Haha I need to do that shit
hahahahaha so fuckin funny
I respect you so much.
hahahahhah you use myspace.
stop trying to convert us all
god wont smite you if your not a missionary
if this is legit.. you are amazing
christians: go look up the evolution of religions, mainly christianity and shut the fuck up. religions have been used for thousands of years to explain the unexplainable. ex what's above the clouds, why the sun "rises" and "falls". if you want to believe in mythical creatures like god that's fine, but stop forcing your beliefs on the rest of us
Hey "Christianityflies". You just commented your self!!! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!!!! Ha ha If ya don't like what ya read we don't give a bloody shit.
The Bible is A fiction book. It tells stories about been good and blablabla.
So the only thing I really want to say is:
FUCK YOU STUPID ASSHOLES FROM CHURCH!
Respect is exactly what you guys need.
You are awesome!!! You've done your good deed
This post really wasn't funny at all. It's old and stupid. And it has nothing to do with the "Christianity is fiction" thing, even though I'm a "Christian." It has to do with the fact that it's immature and STUPID. And really dumb. And not something people would think of when they're actually fucked up. It's something people do to be bitches and spite others when they're mad.
Besides, moving all the books by hand is way too much fucking work. Just move the signs over the shelves. Much quicker.
haha omfg this is such a brilliant thing to do
@12:57, I was referring to the person who said that they "will crucify Him again"
wait, it was in the non-fiction section before?
No one really gives a shit if you keep your opinions to yourself. If you don't like what people are writing here, then go look at another site. Maybe something more suited to you being a huge bitch.
Try that with the Qur'an
Hilarious. And people need to stop being little douchebags and stop being so sensitive about this. It's a joke; laugh damn it!
Ahah funny shit funny shit
Following in your example I went up to the manager of a barnes and noble and asked him where the bibles were. He takes me to them and I start looking around after I thank him. After moving all the bibles to the childrens fiction area. I move a safe distance away to a reading area. A few minutes later I hear a roaring laugh break through the elevator music from near the bibles. Then I hear the manager yell "touché".
They sell bibles their?
That is awesome,... LOL!!
hahahahahahahhahahah, first off, to the guy who said burn the books, i think that resembles hitler a little...im christian,and this shit is fuckin hilarious, and anyone who thinks it isnt is a retard...to the people arguing, kill yourselves, please
@ 1:04 while I find this hilarious, I think its bullshit that you think that only people fix things. People like you are the reason our world is so shitty sometimes.
this is seriously one of the greatest thing i have ever heard!
Who hasn't done this? Honestly.
oh boy, hahahahaha, this is hilarious, 1) good idea 2) everyone needs to lighten the eff up 3) science will more than likely prevail...
yeah, this is a bumper sticker on facebook. but its still hilarious. my step mom and i do this every time we go into a book store. never been kicked out though. apparently we arent doing our job well enough... : /
definitely not original..
What a fucking dick why the fuck would u do that well I'm going to be laughing at ur ass when ur burning in he'll and I will be in a perfect life in heaven u fuckin dick.
"Thou shall not judge" *ahem*
Christians try to convert Atheists because they love and care about them and don't want then to go to hell. that's selfless.
why do Atheists try to convert Christians?
I went to the mall and did this after I read it. So funnyy!
Your a fucking idiot. they should of kicked your ass too.
This IS funny. In no way disrespectful.
An offended "Christian" on TFLN? That is also funny. I hope ur god is watching u read these.
I believ in god and go to church every week and this is HILARIOUS
haha you're going to hell now
this is one of the best things i've seen
I know that barnes and noble and thats funny as fuck
Filed under: going to hell
There is alot more proof of evolution than there is the bible!
evolution supports the bible, dumbass.
Even if you are religious you have to laugh at that hahahahah
Funny as hell (no pun intended) but horrible at the same time.
Ha! You high and mighty Christians are so hypocritical...I'm sure the people who thought this was messed up and "unholy" probably give mad props to the guys who talk about "banging girls doggy style because they are too ugly to look at" if this tiny joke offends you...you should probably reconsider visiting ythis site and go back to church with you moron followers...
6.19 it's filled with such life because jesus did exist, he just wasn't holy.
Fuck all you bible reading dipshits. i'm tired of you getting offended when someone tells the truth about your bullshit religion. in reality, religion, especially christianity has been used since it's beginning to either gain wealth or control people. For thousands of years people have gone to war and killed each other because of what they're too stupid to understand. They say that they do it for god, but they do it for power. you people are hypocritical assholes. you waste your lives, you are
Sounds like something my sister would do...
I belive the Bible, but this freaking classic. KUDOS!!!
Hahaha! I should so do that!!!
Lmao thats something i would do good work=D
You misunderstood what it says, 1:34.
The world began ~6000 years ago, but the universe existed long before. When the Bible says that "God created the heavens and the earth," it means God created Heaven and the Earth at the same time. The universe was around long before.
And one major flaw in the big bang theory is that you need a spark to make an explosion. What was your spark?
The Big Bang theory was improperly named, it was simply the expansion of a point millions of times smaller than an atom to a much more reasonable size. The Earth itself was created 5 billion years ago, when the sun cooled to its present state. And life was formed from lifelessness. Kudos to all who can recognize that bottom quote.
Just becuz he did that doesn't mean he's athiest y! Hello there's suchh thing as having a sense of humor ! Yeahh I've read the bible and yeahh I belive in god . But I don't belive everything the bible says ! And don't take everything so seriously ! It's like wthh ? He was having a little funn YOUR BOT GOING TO HELL FOR SWITCHING BOOKS FROM ONE SECTION TO THE OTHER ! Bunchh Of Speddas!
Omg I fuckin love you best one ever!
I wish I could put all 25,000 people that have read this into one giant room and watch them fight to the death. By the way, you won't go to Heaven.
Ps there's. No evidence that proves that god does not exist, likewise I can't prove that faries and lepricans don't sodomize your mother with unicorn horns. Moral of this story the bible is a fairytale nothing more.
UGH. No, you didn't. This is suchhhh an old quote.
hey 1:13. you also pray for me. I think if i get enough people praying for me, god will think i'm a somebody
This is the funniest one easily
Epic win, epic win, epic win!
I think it would be cool to edit a bible and put it back haha
or write your own version and make copies and throw them in with the regular bibles hahaha
6:52 there's no need to get all serious. obviously we all know that religious text belongs in their own section labeled "RELIGION". you probably didn't understand this text did you. dumbass.
i was gonna say that! but it wouldn't let me post. lame.
I saw this many years ago on a website for IRC chats... I would post link, but it won't let me.
This made me laugh harder than anything I've read here before.\n\n@Anonymous: I used to be a Christian. I HAVE read the Bible many many times. After 14 wasted years, I can now, at the age of 35, tell you the Bible belongs with the novels.
2:04 suk me off you sinner. I'm gonna fukstart your skull with my cock of righteousness! Amen!
All the thumpers put thumbs down. Fools.
Fuck yes!!!!! Amazing! Who ever u r i loove u hahahH
That's so freaking funny, I love how all of these super religious people are poping up spouting religious crap. Why are they even on this site? It's so imoral just reading is a sin . . .
This has been posted else wear. I've seen this in other places and its always a differant place to
Sounds like something I did once
Classic. Well done.
absolutely hilarious beyond belief
ahahahhaha i almost peed myself laughing, i can so see someone doing this
Way to insult something just because you don't believe in it. Get a life you fucking loser. All you "awesome" people who think insuting religion is funny need to be more original. Old shit is old.
That is amazing
Shut the fuck up how were u born then?
Hahaha omg that's fucking awsome dude. Gotta love you for that!!! Amen
Some one please make this a bumper sticker! Fucking funny!
have fun in hell
Freaking funny and I love the bible lol
Hilarious!!! I'm still trying to breathe.... LOL..... LOL!!!
All I can say is I'll pray for you, and I hope one day you can see what you're missing by not having a relationship with God.
Wow haven't heard that one before
You shouldve just filled the books with anthrax, that would show em
I think people should just chill out and think about this who is god have u ever seen him or is it a her no one knows is there a picture of him like there's is a picture of Jesus no so I doubt that Jesus is his son because there is no proof and it's not like they could make him take a DNA test so we will never know until we die I find it hard to believe when somme one so great as god could have a child
who ever you are....that made me laugh so hard and sounded like something i would love to do...you made my day
why hasn't what "just happened" for forever? what the hell (ha) are you trying to ask?
Wow, I never knew so many people read this, until I saw 1,300+ comments.
This was funny the first time I read it on the interwebs... but after seeing it for the hundredth by the hundredth person... not so much.
All these people complaining need to stfu anyway why r u readin tfln if ur such a good god loving Christian
I lol'ed so loud when I read this
This is hilarious. I love being god free
What all you religious freaks don't relise is this guy is probably stoned as FUCK!
THIS IS MY ALL TIME FAVORITE tfln ahah
your my hero
215!!! i wonder if this is from the one near oxford valley mall hes talkin bout
7:09, you are the type that we don't have a problem with, if you want to believe in god and the bible being real then go ahead. It is the people who try to claim that we HAVE to believe in it and if not we are wrong and all this and push it on us and our lives. I am speaking from myself I have no problem in what religion you want to believe in but the moment you attempt to force it on me and tell me I am wrong is the moment I show all the holes in your beliefs.
dont to the done
do the undone
I'm ready when he is.
No such thing as "god"=no such thing as "god"like anomaly, it's just an anomaly. Like I said, things we don't understand are always attributed to "god". This is no different. Once we evolve a bit further and grasp a better understanding of the conception and growth of our universe(which we are on our way towards), we will then laugh at that anomaly ever being thought to involve "god". Nice try though.
12:34 ur going to hellllll
Clever but not funny
The only reason this post made the top because of all the replies arguing with each other about your religion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was really sad when I was six and it turned out that the spider that bit me didn't turn me into spiderman
I work at a bookstore. We don't stock a lot of bibles. If they were moved to the fiction section I think I'd leave them there. There's as much proof in either direction. Also I feel like if I whined every time I saw something I disagreed with on this site I would be typing for months. Best to keep away from religion so I don't have some ideals that belong to someone else to defend. Anonymously. Because that's just gosh darn ridiculous.
I pray for all u people that are dissen us christans
Your my hero that's some funny shit
i know the person who did this
12:13, calm down. God SUCKS ass, and it's high time people point it out.
even if this is fake. Its still fucking ace! And for all you people citing the Ra and Zeitgeist religion shit, you are morons. You don't need to see a similarity between religions to know its all hateful, Lord of the Rings fantasy BS anyways. OHHH WOW I FOUND A CONNECTION..MUST BE FAKEZ... no, its pretty obvious to begin with
Awesome! Great idea! And religious people: chill the fuck out...
Greatest thing I've ever heard. Period
Lol this just made my day
Nice, you give those inbred hicks what they deserve
2:41PM You're a moron if you do not understand the semantics.
@ 12:48, praying for you too.
@12:47 I'm praying for you and I hope God reveals Himself to you in a way that you can't deny
perhaps the fact that you're illiterate had something to do with it, too?
Wow i'm Christian but that is definitely for the
Omg freaking hilarious XD
Lol kudos to you for having the guts to do that :B
November 18, 2009 2:11PM
wow, respect is what YOU need. hypocrite.
All you religious fucks need to find something better to do. Got waste some more of your life in church and leave us alone. WTF are you doing on here anyways.
Lmao! I should do that!
Your fuckin rad!
Isn't that a Stephen Wright joke? Lame!
its funny bc god is fake
is it really sold as non-fiction? like in the south?
Let people believe what they want. I believe your. Piece of shit, should I chase you with a popper scooper?
Kinda immature dude... You know they still cnt prove evolution, so I guess it's fiction.
At least evolution makes sense
Your going to hell just thought Id warn you bout that bitch
9:36 dude, some people are hateful and atheists are just more debate-y so I think your getting debating and hating mixed up
Yea, I'm pretty sure i saw this guy there...I was busy putting Darwin's The Origin of Species in the same section
10/5 2:23- 'not to judge' huh? Though you people judge gays and anyone who doesn't agree with your puritanical views. Good job at creating most of the reasons for wars. And people wonder why I won't believe in an out dated book with one dimensional characters.
I'll first start by saying that I am a Christian and extremely proud of it. For those that want to attack mine and fellow Christians' faith, I just want you to know that we will continue to pray for you. For the other Christians who said something and stood up for our faith: thank you. GOD bless you all and I hope you can find other ways to have fun rather than support stupid ideas such as this.
Hahahahaha, you woke up this morning afraid of Anubis, too? Try praying to him, he actually does shit, and he's not a crazy vengeful mofo.\n\nWaste your time praying, I'll actually look to SCIENCE, because it works, bitches.
The Christians making these comments about people going to hell are the ones who make people hate the Christian faith. I'm a Christian. I find this funny. I don't hate people who don't believe the same things I do. Being a Christian is being humble and loving God and your fellow man. Try doing that instead of trying to scare people into religion.
okay, all of the self-righteous fuckers who believe in god, this website wasn't made for you. let all us devil worshipers laugh in peace, and get off the horse you rode in on.
Everybody on this is pathetic actually. Because half of you believe it and the other half is dedicated to religion. The first is sad because this is COMPLETE bullshit, and straight off a bumper sticker. The second is almost worse because if you're so insanely religious, YOU SHOULDN'T BE ON THIS SITE. Most of these people are underage and doing illegal shit. Get over yourself.
I love it when people preach preach preach the bible and the Christian way yet they will get drunk, have pre-martial sex, use birth control, and take the lord's name in vain - and that's just a typical thursday night. also some of the women are actually literate...i know jesus hates that
Ur messed up
Hahah I fucking love this, even though I'm a Christian.
I think I'm in love...
What kinds of douche bags would do this?
I love the Bible and the truth that it holds <3 <3
2:44AM Knows what's up.
That's flipping AWESOME
Hehe. I tried that and all that happened was that I got a bad stare from some nun. I told her that women sinned first so don't look at me like that
Maybe he did and found all the contradictions and philosophical bullshit, ever think about that?
Hahahaha! Thats where a book of fairytales belongs.
This is stupid I heArd this one before
wow, if this guy is you people's hero you are pretty pathetic...
funny, but you're a bit of a douche
Lol Im gonna do that now
i don't understand people that bash love (in general). Non Christians bash Christians for their love of the word of their God. Christians bash Non Christians for their lack of faith. its a sick cycle resulting in misunderstanding and hatred. everyone wants to be heard, but no one is listening. Why can't people just be happy for the love that others experience instead of trying to break it?
wow i got kicked out of brookstone for having too much fun :P
Alright, this was a bumper sticker on facebook, like... when bumper stickers on facebook were cool.
That was just too far.\n\nIt's great and all you don't believe in God, but don't be a dick about it. And for anyone who says something along the lines of, "Well, Christians are the ones always harping on us," just STFU. It's not all of them. And you don't need to be a hypocrite.\n\nDumbasses.
I LOVE you hahahahaha
Ummmmm can I meet you cuz you are the love of my life??
FUNNIEST FUCKING THING IVE EVER HEARD...who ever you are marry me...immediatly
i agree with 12:21 this is kinda ridiculous
Nice man. Taking one for the team ha
You can't see me but I'm bowing down to you that's the funniest thing I have ever heard!!
I love it!...
That's why he put it in the fiction section dumbass because it's not real.
Yeah well maybe your life should be filed in the fiction section, you're a damn idiot. Ever heard of karma? Dumb ass.
I'm so glad I stopped going to church in 3rd grade
Rock on so true I'm agnostic.
Thats fuckin hilarious!
not funny. actually youre a fucking idiot. get a life rectum romper
I believe in god and I still think this is halarious.
F*** u god is my hero u stupid loser
Ur my fukin hero.
Haaaaaa it's ok I'm a Jew too :)
I'm gonna say christianity ties with scientology for being the dumbest religion ever. You dumb fucks have been repressing other religions and forcing it on other peoples for centuries!!! And you get all pissy when someone puts you're stupid bible in the fiction section...its times like this when i'm proud to be hindu/agnostic
I'm catholic and I thought it was halarious
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That's stupid. Grow up!
how do you know its fake?
i find it hilarious!
11:38 It\s clever and I find it hilarious every time. I work at a bookstore too.
Probably one of my favourites hahahahah!
oh my god !
that's amazing !
i wanna do thatt.
if you actually read the bible you'll know it's not fiction.
I'm amazed this got on the site. The quote's several years old. >_>
As a Christian I can still find the humor behind this deed. Well played sir!
@anonymous \nAnyone who acts that way or even remotely close isn't a Christian. More like a faker. \n\nI'm a Christian and I love this submission because it's hilarious, if I seen this in a book store I would laugh. So if people get offended and act all holier than thou, just know that they aren't Christians. I hate people like that.
A couple of things. people who whine about Christian intolerance are just as intolerant as the supposed Christians. The comments on here do not show toleration, just provoking and discrimination. The second is that the bible is a very reliable book that historians use today.\nFor the people who still refuse to believe that the bible is non-fiction, tell me what proof do you have?\n\nAs for Jesus he was really from god, that should not be the debate, it is if that god, an all powerful being was aware of
The earth isn't 7000 years old...
the fact that it says the earth was created on the 3rd day... yet days are measured by the earths rotation around the sun. how were there days when the earth didnt exist?
evolution is only a theory. kinda like gravity
Hahaha! Take THAT Christian fundementalists! Epic win
This is so super awesome. I'm gonna have to try that.
ahhahahaha funniest thing i've seen all day
Feb. 8 9:38 pm... What a Christian thing to say. Hypocrite. Bible is fake. Fairytale bulkshit to try and control the masses. Keep women down. Bible is fake... Jesus told me so
Hahaha I got kicked out of there once for yelling go to he'll in the bible section
Y does everybody get so mad? We have no proof the bible should go in the relious section it just depends what you believe
Absolute legand.... That's were I would have looked. In my opinion the snake was a mistake.
All of you that are bitching about about this are
retarded. I was raised catholic and went to catholic school, the whole nine yards. But this is still hilarious.
This is the fucking best
"When Christians and Pagans sit together, only pumpkin pies are burning."
not quite sure what it means, but i read it on the bathroom wall the other day while i took a shit. the only thing i like more than taking a dump is reading the stall wall while i take a dump...
:D You are my new idol
Why do we punish or ridicule people for what they believe in their hearts to be true?I am a firm believer in God and I am also a christian but i don't brag about being right.I beleive what I believe and you believe what you believe...why must it always be about what or who is wrong or right?
You are an exellent role model. And for all those snooty Christians who posetd hate comments, you people need to stop being so judgemental. "god" isn't a dude in the sky.
lmao that's great!
religion is for shtoopid fucks with shitty lives.
Your an 4uckin idiot
OH MY GOD YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND
You, my friend, are awesome. I've started doing something similar - attaching legs to Jesus fish :D
This is awesome I love it :))
That is pretty Funny, I'm gonna do it too! Lol
You and I would get along
Win. Also, Jesus saves...and takes half damage.
I work ar barnes and nobles, (and im not christain, im atheist) and just want to say, F**K you. we dont put it in a nonfiction section, its in the religious section, like all the other religious texts. did you move the koran or the torah? no. why not? because you're a conformist d**chebag who wastes time doing nothing but being a d*ck because you think its funny. its not funny, it makes someone have to waste an hour of the day making sure every books back exactly in the spot it needs to go, and
possibly keep everyone there working late. What if that person has a kid at home, and a second job and needs to go there to right afterwards. Now shes late and it was the last straw, so now she's fired. Now she doesn't have enough money to say for heat. Her baby gets sick and dies because its winter and s/he's freezing. the baby gets pneumonia and dies. Yes, you just killed a baby.
Frankly we should just burn all of those books. Hate propaganda one and all. Sickening that these horrible books are considered holy or virtuous.
iv decided thisbis my favorite TFLN\ncongrats
Your a god.
Lol best one here
Haha I used to ask why it wasn't in there all the time
wow this is um really gross
Almost peed myself when I read this!!!!
I once stated "I needed to read up on my mythology, guess I'll pick up the bible"......kudos
lol, loved it even if it wasnt true. i've always wanted to do this but i've been too scared xD.
Ok firs of all dude I love you and I must try that myself
Second for the lesser half of humanity that thinks t that that is wrong you have my pity the bible is lies thought up by some drunk thousands of years ago and if you had actually read it through like I had you would realise that even the holy book is self contradictory get over it
I'm pretty sure everyone who doesn't believe in god has done that before(:
Listen to me all athiets- say ur right ok u die and turn into dust hurray im dust! - say im right and wen i die im going to a place of peace happiness and God- THE Kingdom of God dust or riches in gold and praise to Almighty God
you are my hero.
For all the christians out there: Imagine you weren't spoon fed the bible growing up, how ridiculous would it sound? It'd sound like a fictional book, hence this text.
honestly, whether or not the person did it is irrelevant, all that matters is that the damn hilarious.
Fuck man i so fucking agree freat job!!! !:)
hero indeed. this is one of the "texts" that made me finally come check out this site
Lol, so the normal people understand this
Argument I have made a visual aid!
Annoying. Why r they. Annoying.
If going to hell for laughing at this is wrong, I most certainly refuse to be right.
AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME
how about everyone chills out. there's not enough proof to prove or deny the existence of God. it's all about faith, so whether you have it or not doesn't mean you have the right to be a bitch to the other.
I don't care how anti religious this is. It's fuckin hilarious
so all the people who say a christian person on here defending his/her beliefs is trying to convert you....arent the people talking about how God isnt real trying to convert me and the rest of the christians? seriouslys some people should think before they start talking or inthis case typing...ignorant dumbasses...
This is a win. There has never been a win like this. I owe this person a few beers.
@1:05, I'm not a dude...and sure I'll pray for you.
This is my favorite text EVAH!!!!!!! Also, I've been an atheist since 6th grade
Yeah and dinosaurs aren't real...
Kinda like watching book of Eli...
I'm a string Christian and this should offend me but it's fucking awesome I mean cone on people have a sense of humor!!!
Been there, done that!
wow, get a life. and this has been redone over and over, it's nothing new..
Piss that's what I have to say
I could care less, but I think the old testament is bull shit it says people lived till they were 1000. Though the new testament is more historical. Jesus was a proved human being, there are painting of him, there are written records of him. Also he did preform miracles and they were recorded as was his lectures so not all of the bible is fake!
That is absolutly amazing
i'm posting this in the church bulliton, to pray for everyone who laughed at this.
ive heard this before, im surprised it made it on the site. not super original.
Your kinda sick
At least OP has some sort of cognitive faculties. You're obviously stuck in the Bronze Age with that piece of trash literature you call holy.
I've done this before but I put a bunch of the "sex bibles" in the religion section.
hahahahhahaha good call!
I am very tired of everyone that is highly religious calling those of us who do not believe in "God" an Athiest. There are those of us who have our own beliefs and will not "burn in hell" for believing our own ways because we do not believe in hell; that's all of you. \n\nIn my own personal beliefs the universe and nature are the higher power. \n\nI do find what you did to be highly entertaining.
Ita not a fake who ever postes this is a douchbag
It's funny because if you read the bible, there are more contradictions to fucking count. But it's dumb as fuck regardless.
For the rude atheists on this thing who are bashing God and Christians:If you dont believe in Him than; your loss. But it doesnt mean you have the right to say the horrible things you all are saying on this thing. We arent bashing you for being atheists so why bash us for believing in God!!! Learn some freakin respect..
Jeez Christians have sticks up their asses
to everyone that keeps saying it is fake and stolen and old......whether it is or not.....this person still could have done it and then texted someone.....and then it ended up on here and it's funny......
why is god capitalized as GOD in every post by someone who is upset by a little humor? if you're going to be the grammar police it is either god if you are referring to any of the multitude of "gods" humans believe in or God if you believe that to be a proper name
I for one think this is a great idea even if its not original, if you don't like it just ignore the post and leave it for the "sinners" to enjoy
alright man reppin that 215 philly area on this site good shit man
Haha FUCK YEAH!
Christianity is fucken stupid... I find it hilarious that mary claimed a virgin birth. She's just a stupid woman who got knocked up, and jesus was a stoner
It's been posted in many places because it's classic. I too gave done it, but more successfully and dicreetly. I got the whole section emptied out, safe for the Jefferson Bible, which contains only direct quotes of Jesus. Oh yeah baby, oh yeah.
We need to hang out lmao, I idol u
aww sorry!!! but really that is bad to do....it is really funny...but some ppl actually are strong believers...and it would have hurt them to see you do that...
i hate christians.. more specifically ignorant ones. &believe me, living is a small rural midwest town i see tons of them. when i hear the word chistian it brings to mind the people in my local coffeeshop i over hear talking about obama as the anti-christ & how he was going to "turn the whole country muslim".
&ppl saying we need seperation of church&state, i totes agree.
The irony is of biblical proportion !
To settle this im catholic n am a loyal follwer n i can tell u that the bible is made up storys to help teach young kids n sumtimes to keep older people on the rite track
Old quote from a long time ago well\nBefore tfln was invented.\nSo fake.
How stupid are you? xD
Most of these comments are not worth reading. There is major ignorance on both sides.
Well played my friend well played..:s
Mediummac, your a douchebag because your obviously a crazy conservative bitch who is too scared to face the facts that god is a fucking ass hole. And this was funny so fuck you if your too stuck up to have a sense of humor :p
NICE!\n\n I think you would be my best friend.
FYI you are my hero
Omg that's soooo funny!!
Your a bitch bible is all truth!
to "June 23, 2009 11:38PM" if we're gonna be banned for life, then why the hell would we bother helping fix it
I'm a christian and this really saddens my heart...you have no idea
Omg this is the funniest one ROFLCOPTER
I love this..... It's the best thing I have ever read!
Bahahahahaha this is AWESOME, best TFLN ever
Fake. Heard it before
I love you.
I know the guy that posted this. Whether he stole the idea or not, he really did it.
Epic... Fucking epic
Why youre a loser. Who does that
I love you. You are officialy my new hero bro
Epic. Something I would do.
Honestly, I'm Christian, and I laughed pretty hard at this
like i haven't heard this one before....
I love tolerent liberals
I think that religion is a bunch of bullshit. People should live their lives the way they want to, and not the way that "the book" tells them. Religion was created to scare people. Good vs. Evil, what a bunch of crap.
Hahahahaha???!!! (I love pancakes)
I saw this on a bumper sticker years ago... Yet it still cracks me up each time I read it. Well played.
Don't hate just cuz this guy is right. It certainly doesn't belong in the non-fiction section.
Some of the posts on here are funnier than the original.... Gotta love stupid people!!!
it should be 'the science fiction section'
why? science has nothing to do with this.
omg, my friend did this. i swear to god. hahah. thats my area code and everything! hahahaahh
llmfao is all i can say
Yeah ok a lot of you have heard this before, STFU. No one cares. It is a funny text. If it was fake, yeah it's still a funny text. And I am a christian person and I am not offended. So if you are, STFU! haha It's just meant to be funny!!! (And did you ever think that some people might not believe exactly the same thing you do and that pushing your ideas and beliefs on them just pisses them off and makes them push away!!!)
I used to do this all the time haha
Instantly became my best friend
By far the single greatest thing I have ever heard. Ever
this made my day. :D
Haha epic much
Comments r for bonerz
Does this look familiar: http://bash.org/?406373
One Word:HaHaHa!!!!!!!!(I have no friends) (weep)
Originality please? Don't use texts that have been used before. Ugh
Dude this is like the oldest fucking joke ever, it wasn't even funny the first time, and it had nothing to do with being religious or not religious, it's just...not funny. And severely over-done.
hahaha ohh fucking god i love you philadelphia
right where they belong
THAT IS AWESOME dump a steaming pile on my chest PLEASE
You'll be laughing your ass off in hell...NOT!
Your so going to hell
It is fiction. Good for you!
YOU ARE MY HERO I LOVE THIS AND U I WANT TO DO THIS
Yup I need a proof of purchace
Holy shit xD ive done that before!
It's Revealation, no S god boy!
Dude, I don't even give a fuck. I definitely believe in evolution, but I believe in the bible too. For you dumbasses who say that the bible says evolution is wrong, or say that evolution goes against the bible, maybe you're right, because evidently, your brain never evolved beyond a monkey. And if you don't understand my point, tell me so, and I will be happy to explain it
Wonderful...I would try it
I LOVE YOU!!!! I will do this in all of my local bookstores!!!!!
uuugh you people exhaust me...point is all of you are just like me...more than likely naked in bed at 12:30 at night trying to laugh...so laugh already. Doesn't really matter what we believe, if you laughed at most of these or any it means something you think is funny will offend someone.
roflmao dont give me any ideas..
Idiot below me it's a fiction book none of it has been even remotly proven
Boring post. Let's get somebody who isn't an idiot stoner to post texts. They may actually be amusing then.
and i believe it too--I'm from that area and it's so boring that this sounds like a pretty quality way to spend a day.
Sound like something that I would do.
I don't see why they don't keep them there anyways!
how is that funny...some1 plz explain to me....
Every time I hear an atheist say oh my god I say but you don't believe in god. That gets them pissed. But seriously I am a Christian and I don't really mind atheists as long as they are not jerks about it
This sounds a lot like me.
His eternal love has bred and epidemic of hate.
Killed off our free will and replaced it with fate
Until our seeds are born unpoisoned and uncontaminated
Future generations will only know miseducation
It's a scary situation when it's captured most of the entire fucking nation.
Amazing, awesome idea
I put them in the fantasy section but fiction works
Aww man this one is a favorite
Yea where it belongs
I'm not atheist but that's funny!!!
Everything about all the comments I've read seriosly irritate the hell out of me..the "Christians" and the non "Christians" in the past couple of years I've come to my own belief that there is a God, if there wasn't then life on this earth is completely pointless. I'm not leaving this to say have fun in hell or to say believing in God is stupid. I'm leaving this to say it dosnt matter what happens in the end rlly so why cause another problem in the world by fighting over it?
The point is to carry on your species, do what you want with the rest of your time.
Hahahahaha this is the funniest and most true thing ever. Amen to that!
Someones going to hell
How did this get thumbs down that's amazing
I think everyone who is bashing Christians for "looking down on others" is be amazingly hypocritical. Good job.
Haha epic fuck religion that's for people who need to be told their opinion no way some dude created people... It should for sure be in fiction
All these athiests are dicks believe what u want idc but stop bein a dbag and knocking on everyone else like ur better than everyone
Atheism is a mirror of religion in the certainty it claims. Nobody fucking knows the answers
WIN....this is amazing
Haahaha dats where I wrk data too funny
*IF UR A CHRISTIAN KEEP READING* when we say the world will end in 2012, take a second and think...in Revelations, it says nobody knows when the world will end. So why do we always think that 2012 is the end?Take a second and think about it. The world might end in 2012, but until all 7 signs have been established, there isn't proof. SO DONT WORRY AND KNOW THAT THERE ISNT PROOF! If ur a Christain and u believe this, forward to everyone, even me!
WTF god is a fairytale to keep us from thermonuclear war!!!!! Read your history man
I feel bad for you atheists I will pray for you so you don't burn in hell
i also pray that god would show all yall lost souls some kind of light.. you will need him one day, you need him now but havent yet realized it.. bless you all
fuck you douche bag
Hahahahaha ohhhh man, I heart your ass
Haahahahahahaha! That's the funniest thing I have ever heard!
unoriginal, lame, booooooring. I think it might have been funny in 1985
wow that's messed up
I did the same thing!
Fun! Fun! Fun! This has always been on my to do list, yet I haven't done it yet, I'm now moving it to the top of the list! Thanx for the reminder, tehe!
Hell yea that's what I'm tAlking about nxt time I go to barnes and noble I'm doing that.
Haha nice. That's where I'd put em too.
Why did you u get kicked out you did them a favor it could never rain for 40 days and 40 nights not even by the hand of god
why are atheists so hateful?
Sometimes you've gotta fight fire with fire. How much hatefulness do you think atheists are given on a regular basis?
Anyone who belives in the bible is fucking ignorant
good job you did the right thing
I don't think this was right still pretty funny
I'm sure it was the protestant bible and this person was probably Catholic, duh.
I went to the di and did this nobody noticed until some Christians walked by. The they yelled at the manager
I'm christian and I think this is funny. \nAnd to all peolple saying "Christians are crazy" or that we're hypocrites then stop generalizing all of us. Some Christians are crazy, but some aren't, just like with any relgion or race
F*** you just made my year
Darwin bless you. haha
you're high and this is the smartest thing you could come up with?
Hahaha that's awesome
jackass... you don't have to believe, at least have respect
I believe in god,but THAT WAS FRIKKIN HILARIOUS! And I dislike how this turned into a complaints page instead of a comments page
That is extremly awesome
you more like got kicked out because you moved their merch all over dildo
this is amazing. I don't care if it's an old quote or not lol
Are you fucking kidding?!! Wow ur a dumbass
Dear anon. On Feb 11th you stole that from George Carlin. APA style cite that shit. Did you listen to Howard Stern this a.m. And hear that?
haha wow i've read the bible been to sunday shool and all, and i dont believe in any of it.. its good to follow and all... but nice... if you really care about your religion this much i dont understand why your even on this website!! the person who did this probably did it for something to laugh at (my hat is off to that person) i need to try it!!
Funny. Did ur dick fall off afterwards or what? God probly did something like that.
Haha this is hilarious. The Jesus Freaks are idiots and probably don't know shit about their religion. Especially Catholics considering they have been the most corrupt group of people for the last 1,000 years lol. Sale of indulgences???? Witch killings? And why is it that as of right now the Vatican is the richest entity in the entire world?
Ha ha I'm a Christian but I still find this funny
12:48- Really, a crutch?! We ALL believe SOMETHING. You may choose not to believe in God. Not seeing is believing and there's nothing wrong with it. I dont care if you dont believe in God- that's your choice. Why cant people stop bashing others on here? Let people believe what they want. This is ridiculous.
Science, it works bitches!
BarnES and NOBLE (no S) get a new story asshole.
Texts From Last Night... The best place to debate the existence of God!
...(also funny texts)
What is? What post are you refering to?
Hahahha If I died tomorrow it would ne just fine
You are awesome :)
WHY THE FUCK Would you do that.... Jk just doing that to piss egomaniacal hipocrits off
You should read the bible ever once in a while, maybe you will think twice about what you did!
Definitely. After taking another look at that disgusting book full of genocide, r a p e, and hate, hopefully OP will reconsider moving the Bible, and just burn it instead.
I love you.
Fuck you you stupid athiest piece of shit
This made my day.
You know what's funny? That all you people claiming to be "Christian" are the ones cursing and thretening to kick everyones ass. Religion is the cause of most wars aand your all proving it. Take that to heaven with you.
Hahahahahahaha this is my life
All u guys saying "enjoy ur time in hell" are fucking stupid.u go to hell when you die therefor being lit on fire for all eternity wudnt hurt BECAUSE YOUR DEAD!
Yeah I mean the fact that religions pressure people to convert is bad enough. then the fact that they try to tell us what we believe is wrong when they don't have aclue themselves is worse
Amazing. You are also my hero.
AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! NO FUCKNG WAY ME TOOO! AAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
no matter how many times someone does/says this, it will always be funny
regardless of whether or not you believe in the bible, it is sold as a non-fiction and should be placed there. while it is amusing, it's pointless and just time-consuming.
and my goodness there's a lot of "god-haters" on this website. most athiests I've met aren't so condescending to "bible thumpers. "
ill pray for you.
I offically love you<3.
Favorited this shit.
November 5, 2009 7:31PM i'm right he