i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
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I'd like to know how fifth graders got $60 to buy the stuff. Probably some rich kids. "Here's some money, now leave Daddy alone so I can bang my hot secretary before Mommy gets home."
This is what I want to know. I never had money in elementary school unless it was my birthday or christmas, and never more than $20.
I got $20/month allowance from like age 8, and my family wasn't especially rich. All you have to do is save up.
7:23- you know you can get some bongs for like,10 bucks, right? But selling to 5th graders is WRONG!
Where the fuck can you get a BONG for 10 bucks? They're like at least $150.
I work in a store that sells 'em - our cheapest is $9.99
wttttf, I hope you get arrested asshole.
@9:24, it's not that selling it was illegal, it's that the kids thought they were getting weed.
I'd rather have 5th graders learn about weed from this guy rather than their parents later
This will teach those kids a lesson about drugs. Next time someone offers them weed they'll be like,"I don't like weed because it's too spicy."
Wow why are all of you uptight for? I think this is funny stupid ass little kids trying to act cool got owned
Those kids will look back on this one day and say, "damn that was oregano? Fuck we were naieve," kudos for teaching them a good lesson in life :)
that probably won't even know.
dude there are some places in this country where fifth graders are carrying guns why not smokin pot too
I used to sell grass clippings to jr high kids when I was in HS, never messed with elementary kids though!
Fifth graders? C'mon now...
You guys that have debates on these quotes are losers...either you like the quote or shut the fuck up if you don't
Sadly, ITA, 8:43.........
I hope you boiled it first or Mr. Entrepreneur is going to a sleepover with Big Barry.
Hope they don't come back and do a 187 on ur ass. Those fifth graders are vicious little fuckers these days lol
like they're only in fifth grade, if you have to sell it wait for highschooolers bud?
8:42- why would he be banging the secretary at home you bang you secretary at work dumbass
Lmfao!! Great way to make a living! Kids'll Neva stop buyin drugs
that's so mean.
must have been a shitty bong
Damn I woulda been one pissed of 5th grader!!!lmao
been there done that
Fifth graders? Dude. Not cool.
You would think this is wrong, but it's just so damn funny. Good job op.
I wish I had 60 bucks in fifth grade.
dudes, elm school kids are NOT innocent. I'm a soph in college and when I was in 5th grade my class mates used to get high off inhalants in some chicks garage, smoke cigarettes, and weed.
yeah some girls from my school we're already doing the bang bang game in 5th grade.
10:57- your parents are clearly dickheads and terrible parents. Why the fuck would you call the cops on your own kid just for having weed that is the most retarted thing i've ever heard in my entire life.
I usually love tfln, but this just upsets me.
shouldve gotten way more than 60$ ur a terrible hustla
i dont understand why you'd give them the bong. oregano is clever tho
Definitely illegal. Wondering if this guy will get popped?
That's way under-priced for a bong. You're an idiot.
agreed. even pipes can be like 30 bucks.
Could you immagine gettin caught tryin to smoke oregano? At least you can use the arguement "it's not like it's illegal." LMFAO
You can actually be arrested for having bags of oregano....they can still charge you with attempt to distribute because you were intending it to be pot.
Dude they're balls haventb even dropped yet. Wtf
Totally got a bong in NYC small medium. $10 bucks.
Lmao. Kinda mean
This day in age, elementary kids, have mobile phones.
That's pretty shady. Fail.
5th graders r retarded i think im safe at 9th thiugh
Wouldn't the bong alone be worth more than that?
They shoulda never gave you niggas money!
ahhh thats my area code!!!! hah
I love you Wichita.
11:57- yeah I agree. If my parents called the cops on me I would fucking kill them
I've done that
That's wrong ... Those kids are way to young !
I have done this :)
That is illegal
it's not illegal to sell oregano. and im not sure about the crazy american laws but its also not illegal to sell a bong
You're are right! As long as the bong hasn't been used with drugs!
FYI....Selling oregano and saying its pot holds the same penalties as selling pot.
This I'd so fucked up.... Man I wish I could see those kids trying to smoke that... Maybe their will be a placebo effect and they still get hi
You're a bad person....
8:43 so true and it sucks how it's like that these days no discipline. If my parents ever caught me with drugs they'd kick my ass out (saying this is the case while i'd still live my parents) and would call the cops on me
This cracked me up
Damn I woulda been one pissed off 5th grader!!!lmao
you sir are a god
8:43- why would
Anyone watch the venture brothers? Lol.