The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
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Welcome to Congress!
And you all thought the unemployment people were a drain on society. Fuck this guy for winning.
Potty naps tsk tsk, glad you finally upgraded!
poop naps are fucking key
I envy u
@484, so does everyone else in his office..