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  • As evidenced by your bruised knees and the fact you own an ipad, you sucked a lot of dick last night.

    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Apr 1, 13 at 12:23pm
    • oh thank god. I thought I was the only one without one of those things...

      Submitted by LemmePhister on Apr 1, 13 at 10:14pm
  • Wanna get away?

    Submitted by Yeep on Apr 1, 13 at 11:35am
  • I thought this was from a chick cuz you were complaining so much but then you said penis, and I thought, nope just some bitchy dude crying.

    Submitted by rikie83 on Apr 1, 13 at 12:01pm
  • Why would you have dick pics from anyone else on your phone?

    Submitted by Price1254 on Apr 2, 13 at 8:53am
  • Hopefully you swallowed...

    Submitted by Key_umm on Apr 2, 13 at 8:20am
  • Nursing Diagnosis: Ineffective coping related to being a pu$$y secondary to revocation of man card.

    Submitted by roughnecked7 on Apr 1, 13 at 11:24pm
  • You can't find your ipad because it got thrown in the blender when you wanted to make apple juice...

    Submitted by vicious_vamp on Apr 1, 13 at 1:16pm