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    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Apr 1, 13 at 12:23pm

    As evidenced by your bruised knees and the fact you own an ipad, you sucked a lot of dick last night.

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      Submitted by LemmePhister on Apr 1, 13 at 10:14pm

      oh thank god. I thought I was the only one without one of those things...

  • 59 35
    Submitted by rikie83 on Apr 1, 13 at 12:01pm

    I thought this was from a chick cuz you were complaining so much but then you said penis, and I thought, nope just some bitchy dude crying.

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    Submitted by Yeep on Apr 1, 13 at 11:35am

    Wanna get away?

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    Submitted by Price1254 on Apr 2, 13 at 8:53am

    Why would you have dick pics from anyone else on your phone?

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    Submitted by Key_umm on Apr 2, 13 at 8:20am

    Hopefully you swallowed...

  • 35 43
    Submitted by vicious_vamp on Apr 1, 13 at 1:16pm

    You can't find your ipad because it got thrown in the blender when you wanted to make apple juice...

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    Submitted by roughnecked7 on Apr 1, 13 at 11:24pm

    Nursing Diagnosis: Ineffective coping related to being a pu$$y secondary to revocation of man card.