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She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
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That was her saying in a subtle way that she puts out
... The fire in your pants!
good thing I'm not wearing pants
I call B.S., unless she was The Incredible Hulk. Those things weigh hundreds of pounds.
Only about a buck fifty, but there are fake aluminum ones for dog parks that are much lighter.
Bullshit. I stole one in college, it took two of us to move the thing 100feet
She's into being pissed on...
I'm guessing you spelled extinguisher wrong
... With her kegel muscles?
Those things aren't exactly light. And this begs the question, how?
That's a huge bitch.
Now here is a thought what of the chick was a really a big dude with long hair and a short skirt?? Just throwing that out there...
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