She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
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I call B.S., unless she was The Incredible Hulk. Those things weigh hundreds of pounds.
Only about a buck fifty, but there are fake aluminum ones for dog parks that are much lighter.
That was her saying in a subtle way that she puts out
... The fire in your pants!
good thing I'm not wearing pants
She's into being pissed on...
Those things aren't exactly light. And this begs the question, how?
... With her kegel muscles?
Bullshit. I stole one in college, it took two of us to move the thing 100feet
That's a huge bitch.
I'm guessing you spelled extinguisher wrong
Now here is a thought what of the chick was a really a big dude with long hair and a short skirt?? Just throwing that out there...