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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Dec 2, 12 at 12:05pm

    "Hi. I need my stuff by this weekend. When would be a good time for me to come over and get it?" Just be an adult about it and ask firmly but politely. It's your stuff, you deserve it back without any bullshit.

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    Submitted by fly_bi_night on Dec 3, 12 at 8:17am

    "Scum, I need my stuff. Be naked and groveling when I get there or I won't crush your balls under my heel the way you like." Then go grab your stuff and leave without booting his balls. Leave him frustrated -and turned on at the same time.

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    Submitted by plygtr85 on Dec 2, 12 at 10:58am

    personal experience- "hey, I need to get my stuff. by the way, I'm getting laid this weekend" then ignore the ensuing fight.