soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
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"Hi. I need my stuff by this weekend. When would be a good time for me to come over and get it?" Just be an adult about it and ask firmly but politely. It's your stuff, you deserve it back without any bullshit.
"Scum, I need my stuff. Be naked and groveling when I get there or I won't crush your balls under my heel the way you like." Then go grab your stuff and leave without booting his balls. Leave him frustrated -and turned on at the same time.
personal experience- "hey, I need to get my stuff. by the way, I'm getting laid this weekend" then ignore the ensuing fight.
"Hey I want to cum over and suck your dick". Then when you get there, "hey let me change into something a little more comfortable". Then grab your shit and say "hey the dick sucking text was meant for the new guy, not you". And then leave