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  • That guy is unbeeleivable.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:09pm
  • definitely get an abortion... that guy's genes should not be passed on!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:22pm
  • Who is pro-abortion? Really? Is there a group of people that argue to kill all unborn babies? Pro-choice is NOT pro-abortion, because there is no such thing as pro-abortion. Being pro-choice is believing that the individual has the right to make decisions about her body and family and not be told what she can or cannot do by the government .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:22pm
  • Hahahaha! She fucked a retard! A sneaky one, but still. Retard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:05pm
  • Uh-oh. . .here we go. Jesus Patrol in 3. . .2. . .1. . .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:14pm
  • I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:58pm
  • Please please please get an abortion.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:11pm
  • fail at those failing 12:04 as they have made a Billy Madison reference that everybody else failed to recognize!! but of course you recognized something from a recent Judd Apatow movie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 4:33am
  • cocaine-addiction-solution.örg ^ fix that. ^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:51pm
  • Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha wtf

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:59am
  • Hahaha, the guy is a ra-tard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:01am
  • maybe if you are stupid enough to sit naked on a cum pile... i just don't think that happens though hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:47am
  • He's got no clue about spelling and grammar, but this dude gets an A in playin!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:24pm
  • Considering she's from NV and he's a brother from NOLA, she should probably go to the clinic or gear up for the joys of being a single mom, because she will never hear from this dude again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:42am
  • I'm Pro-Life, but with these two I think I could make an exception

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:47pm
  • if you're a minor in montana you dont have to notify parents about an abortion

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:26am
  • @12:26 - Sperm will live outside the body for about 2-3 minutes. Even if you sat in the largest pile of cum on a toilet seat, it's not going to travel very far up the vag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:37pm
  • hahahahahahahahahaha, thats great

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:53pm
  • rofl. funny. simply funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:44am
  • I am a Christian..and this site cracks me up...so incorrect 9:58... Just because I am doesn't mean I can't laugh along...and actually, this one is hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:01am
  • Wow, people are mean here. I'm a Bible thumper AND Pro-Life AND pretty sensitive about it AND I think this text and the "get a giant abortion" response were fucking hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 6:00pm
  • thats an amazing way to text someone to fuck off. love you nola!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 7:57pm
  • Please get a giant abortion

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:38pm
  • not gunna lie he may not have had book smarts put that was a really good try! and what kind of fucked up person tells sum1 that via txt!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:18pm
  • I can think of one person who supposedly never had sex and still had a baby. Abstinence isn't 100% either hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:25am
  • I'm pretty sure this must either be fake, or she isn't pregnant. Because...I can't imagine getting knocked up by somebody that stupid and then telling the whole world about it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:06am
  • @ 11:41 Didn't work for Mary!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:30pm
  • dayum you slept with a dumbass. i feel sooooo bad for you .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:21pm
  • Geez, I hope this guy was just drunk when he wrote that. Because if that's his normal level of literacy, you do not want him teaching your child how to read and write.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:46am
  • Lady, you're gettin none of that child support.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:16am
  • Maybe they were actually in a relationship and he was joking? I mean, let's give them the benefit of the doubt. And no need to call her a dumb bitch....there's no 100% effective form of birth control.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:47pm
  • Dude should have just ignored her texts and calls lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:19am
  • haha thats funny but kinda fucked up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:10am
  • this took me FOREVER to understand.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:33am
  • ....11:41. I'm not sure how to respond to that other than hysterical laughter..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:51pm
  • If you are going to try to blow a girl off who you just knocked up, at least do it CORRECTLY.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:05pm
  • All y'all saying to get an abortion are terrible! But, this text is funny. That guy is kind of a retard! haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:16am
  • 943 you voted for bush? Twice. Proves you are an asshole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 10:37pm
  • Sperm does not fucking live outside of the body unless you proceed to keep it alive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:47am
  • Fuck TFLN and their unknown error right up the ass with no lubrication.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:22pm
  • 3:07 it's artificial selection. natural selection happens... well naturally.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 12:10am
  • i'm betting money he drops a coathanger off at her house anonymously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:40am
  • Wouldn't you take a pregnancy test to confirm your suspicion before you hit the guy with something this big? I mean, that's just the considerate thing to do, unless of course you really are an attention whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:23pm
  • You people are all fucktards. What's the best argument for a shmashorshion? Everyone that's reply'd to this post, and for those that might call me a hypocrite, I include myself, clearly either lacks the intelligence, grace, or life experience to either A) get the joke; B) understand other peoples' jokes; or C) realize when it's best to keep your mouth shut. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:04am
  • Learn how to spell, dumb arse

    Submitted by CrimpyCrimpy on Apr 28, 10 at 5:54am
  • 10:44 thanks for your story. Adoption is not an easy answer at all. Props to you. I'm pro-choice & respect how tough either decision is. 11:37 pro-choice: right on. Abortion prevents child abuse.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:42am
  • the only one who should be awarded any points is 12:59, that was more hilarious than the actual text. :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:40am
  • Hmm he seems smart. Spells area wrong. What a loser.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 1:27am
  • TFLN needs a favorites bar, where you can add the perfect ones like these.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:30pm
  • you're an idiot 12:41. are you 12?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:44am
  • i was gonna say..mary a virgin? thats called god made me pregnant..actually i slept with your friend i just didnt wanna tell you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:35am
  • Oh, New Orleans. You're so classy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:45am
  • hey hey bible thumper number 1 has shown up....ya cunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:51pm
  • 2:22 what the fuck are you talking about? Your not a fucking priest

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 10 at 11:39am
  • Hahaha that's fucking hilarious. Wrong, but hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:52pm
  • fuck you all- laugh at the god damned text message, you stuck up motherfuckers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:08am
  • Perhaps Christians should cease to be stereotypes then...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:46am
  • wow... fail. major major fail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:07am
  • 9:22 #1. The error was sent from the guy who knocked her up. I hope you aren't serious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:25pm
  • Hilarious text! Personally, I don't agree with abortion unless it'll endanger the mother or the child. I guess having an idiot dad is a danger so go for it!! Oh and by the way can't sperm live outside the body for 24 hours?? Isn't that right? Well I do give the dude props for the error message, it's priceless.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:26pm
  • i used to be pro life now im pro choice all the way. u dont even know what happens to kids in foster care its terrible. and also so many parents out there who cant even take care of kids instead they abuse them. id rather kill a sperm then abuse an innocent baby.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:37pm
  • That was FICTION though. TFLN is REAL!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:31am
  • Why are you all saying poor girl? shes also a part of the problem. she didnt want to use a condom either. its her fault too lol you people really amaze me. you always blame the guy in the situation. if a girl get pregnant you say "he should have used a condom!" or some stupid thing. why do you always say HE? u should say she should have made sure he used one. OR you should say THEY should have used a condom. stop blaming other people when you fuck up too =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 9:59am
  • learn how to spell your at least

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:58am
  • LOLOLOOLOLOL omg best idea ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:17am
  • 11:41, then how is it 100% effective if you can still get pregnant?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:05am
  • 9:51 - I vote that 9:48 was using this amazing new literary device that the academic circles are calling "sarcasm". It's a new concept, and only the well read and moderately intelligent can catch it, so don't feel too bad. Also... what, pray tell, would "bible thumpers" be doing on THIS site?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:58pm
  • ha. hahahahaha thats sooooo funnny dude. you got to admit. had he past 5th grade and you know, learned how to spell, and done it right, this would be soo much more awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:26am
  • this is why i advocate buttsekz

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:37am
  • You can't talk about the shmishmortion clinic in front of the shmishmortion baby eaters!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:52am
  • all i can say is that for the retards out there who do not understand this text----please smash your head against a wall and then go get sterilized in the morning so you do NOT reproduce----fucking retards. your mothers should have learned how to swallow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:38am
  • WOWWWW. That's pretty bad. Sucks. Get an abortion, hunny, if you like.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 4:44pm
  • I agree 3:30!!!! and 12:04 needs to suck a dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:17pm
  • sneaky. but he's still stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:54pm
  • 9:36- the girl thinks she's preggers, so she texts the guys. Then the guy texts back a fake error message that's full of typos because he doesn't want to deal with it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:40pm
  • wow im woulda bet money that the fuckin bible thumpers would have pounced all over that abortion thing by now....theyre slacking, thank "the fuckin guy nailed to a wooden post"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:18pm
  • i hope this dude was drunk when he texted that back...if not than god damn it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:35pm
  • What a dick this 504 is! Probably drunk knocking up some other girl...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 11:06pm
  • Just imagine scooby doo saying the undeeliverable part.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 11:17pm
  • o no you poor girl. he's a dumbass, you don't want him near a child any way

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:09pm
  • Yes, clearly natural selection has not happened here because the "father" would not exist otherwise.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:57pm
  • (this post is actually relevant to the TFLN above, not abortions-which shouldn't be the topic at hand?) anyway, i used to send fake error texts to people i didn't wanna deal with. except i was smart enough to save them to my phone as an auto-text (you know how they have presets, like "Sorry I missed your call." and shit) and use the same one everytime. it's drunk-text-proof, trust me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:53am
  • Agree with both 9:22s. Also, kill this idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:46pm
  • I love how 1684C: makes a smiley face. its so ironic!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:47pm
  • Better wear a latex Because you dont want that late text The "i think i am late text"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:00am
  • Wait a second - who the hell tells someone that they think they're pregnant via text anyway?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:38pm
  • Hahahahahahahahha seriously, made my day. That sucks though, hope everything turns ouut okay..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:51pm
  • o'reiley should see this page

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:14pm
  • July 11, 2009 10:58PM they do when they are concieved by this shit head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 12:48am
  • um, I'm all for the bible and abortions... stop being so stereotypical.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:38pm
  • i mustbe just as dumb, but i dont fucking get it haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:16pm
  • Fakest fake of them all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:55am
  • its SMISHMORTION!!! stupid ass.. watch knocked up again..this time dont be so doped up on hash

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 3:36am
  • stuck up motherfuckers? this site is solely for entertainment...lighten up 1:08!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:11am
  • this guy was definitely drunk...i've been there before.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:45am
  • hahahahahahhahhahhaahhaha good try

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:56pm
  • Re 12:47 it happens. That's how I happened..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:30am
  • Maybe he put the typos on purpose so she would "get it" that he's blowing her off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:48pm
  • I thought 9:11 said "Please get a giant abortion" the first time I glanced at that post.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:34pm
  • Abortion. It's not even Pro-choice, would you REALLY want his baby?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:21pm
  • I'm with 12:38. Seems like something that serious warrants a phone call at least.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:43pm
  • haha trying to give the guy the benefit of he doubt, im guessing he was drunk!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 7:33pm
  • Hay vats up!! im bruno!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:57pm
  • Awesome

    Submitted by atlas117 on Jan 30, 12 at 8:48pm
  • bwuahahahahahahahahahaha - classic!!!!

    Submitted by kerry777 on Mar 1, 10 at 4:05am
  • technically there is 100% effective brith control..its called abstinance..just dontt have sex! then you can only get pregnant from a toilet seat!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:41pm
  • ahahahaha. i just got that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:04pm
  • " @12:26 - Sperm will live outside the body for about 2-3 minutes. Even if you sat in the largest pile of cum on a toilet seat, it's not going to travel very far up the vag. " thats from 11:37.. what if the pile of cum was dick shaped?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:43pm
  • wow. if that doesn't scream "I didn't graduate middle school", I don't know what does.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:31pm
  • is it sad to say that i might use this one one day, without the errors though. poor girl..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:21am
  • Thank you 9:47. There is a failrate on every method, just because someone has an unplanned pregnancy that doesn't mean they weren't beaning cautious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:45pm
  • If she bought a watch she wouldn't be late...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:41am
  • alright so i don't get this. i know he spelled something wrong but what was he trying to say?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:08am
  • HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA omg this made my night!!! i love this country!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:22am
  • FAHLCON PUHNCH DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:30am
  • hahah thats SAD.

    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 11, 10 at 9:52pm
  • i cant stop crying over this!! holy fuck this is hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 3:48am
  • atleast she waited until she was late before she said something..some girls say OMG I think im pregnant the day after sex..its like really? not only are you a whore but you're an attention whore too?...women..haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:45am
  • If you can't spell it, you shouldn't be having it, 11:37.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:39am
  • hahahahahaha this is so funnyyyyy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:47am
  • Everyone encouraging her to abort, I wish your mothers received the same advice. Get a life, assholes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:04am
  • Goood shit! Hhahhahha. Thats amusing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:41pm
  • i think 9:48#2 is just trying to screw with people...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:53pm
  • POOR GIRL. Hysterical. though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:15pm
  • Unless you have gone through this..had an abortion or chosen not to..then why the hell are you giving your opinion?? You can research something all you want,but unless you experience it then shut the F up! You immature assholes don't know a damn thing about this topic,so stop acting like you do...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 5:43am
  • hahahahah 12:41 - as long as you're not serious, you're my favorite.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:03pm
  • yeah 10:58, shut the hell up because11:07 doesn't want to hear your opinion because their right about this neverending debated subject...gahhh, annoying

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:49am
  • 11:58 -ha ha..love a man who can quote southpark!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:50am
  • "Anonymous said... shamshortion July 11, 2009 10:25PM" ohhhh YES!!! "i'm not going to say that word for the little baby here but it starts with an 'a' and rhymes with shamshortion"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 12:40am
  • I'm a Christian and veryyyy Pro-Choice. love you 11:37!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:21am
  • Many people don't even understand the seriousness of an abortion in some cases it so inhumane

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:12am
  • lol that was fuckin amazing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:22pm
  • 12:38 is right. If the bitch wanted to talk, she should've called the dude. He is a genius. And anyone ever hear of adoption? You don't have to thump a bible to think conception means life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:42pm
  • hahahahahaha I LOVE YOU 9:14

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:25pm
  • Not abortion ! Thats a sin !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:48pm
  • 9:43 is a retard.

    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 11, 10 at 9:54pm
  • Unlucky for you! Ditch the loser

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 3:56pm
  • rhymes with shmashortion ....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:03am
  • VEST TEXT BEVER@@@@@###

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:27am
  • 12:08 please be fucking kidding.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:12am
  • 9:11PM -- ahahaha. yes, do the world a favor, honey.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:15pm
  • Thank you, 10:44! I've always thought that about adoption...it is an alternative to abortion, but it's not the nice, concise solution that pro-lifers want it to be.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:59pm
  • HAAA...HAHAHAHAHA !!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 3:23am
  • Take care of it, i'll give you a little hint, it rhymes with shma-shmortion. - Please dont tell me you want him to get an A-word. I'm not gonna say it because of little baby ears over there but you should get a shma-shmortion at the shma-shmortion clinic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:36am
  • This is why more girls should SWALLOW!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:01pm
  • 12:25 - its actually possible though...if cum gets anywhere near ur vag there's a chance that u might get pregnant

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:37am
  • ps: girl should get abortion. too many people in world as is, and most are as retarded as 12:47 and should be aborted. i am pro-abortion, and anti-choice the 12:59 who said this...you are fucking awesome =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:25pm
  • check out the "ijustwanttotellyou" site!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:26am
  • Glad to see you gave some thought to who you fucked. Do you always pick winners?

    Submitted by Rezigrene on Sep 12, 10 at 3:49pm
  • I've said it once and I am sure I will say it a million more before I die....."some people's children".

    Submitted by mistyv on Jun 21, 10 at 2:22am
  • Smell rank pussy asshole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 4:24am
  • Since NOLA has a lot of blacks, it is probably an Obama supporter. Stay classy liberals!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 9:43pm
  • 9:58, please stop trying to sound smart. jackass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 10:18pm
  • Oh gawd. undeeliverable. He's a moron dear. Let's hope the baby is slightly more intelligent.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:12am
  • 12:44 you're a fucking moron, buy a sense of humor or proceed to follow the instructions of 12:38 12:47 nice use of the word "proceed" where it is totally fucking inappropriate. was that you showing off your uber sweet vocab? not to mention the retarded use of "fuck"... ps: girl should get abortion. too many people in world as is, and most are as retarded as 12:47 and should be aborted. i am pro-abortion, and anti-choice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:59am
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:49pm
  • 11:01 - straight out of The Hangover. Good reference.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:07am
  • hahahah 10:25 "i think you need to take care of this..." "NOT THE A WORD!!" "yes... im not gonna say the real word because of little baby ears over there but it rhymes with shmashmorshin."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:25pm
  • It's spelled wrong on purpose. That's what makes it funny. The "father" texted back an error message to evade the whole "being a daddy" ordeal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 4:07am
  • ahh this is hilarious, maybe she sent him the text late at night and he was drunk so when he got it he had the 'amazing' idea of sending her an error msg, but unfortunately his plan couldnt really transfer to his hands and he fucked up the spelling and now we have this wonderful msg and the OP to thank. this is good shit!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:21am
  • What a dick, but then again she's the one that fell for it

    Submitted by person on May 30, 10 at 9:29pm
  • Automated texts are not spelled wrong

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 4:48pm
  • 12:26- once it dries, it's dead.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:33pm
  • 10:46 - the second 9:22 didn't understand the context of the reply to this text and who it was from. I guess you don't either? The error was not from TFLN. Not sure how hard it is to understand this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:01pm
  • Omg I think this is so funny. It might have actually fooled her if he spelled it right. Do error texts really exist? Don't think I've ever gotten one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:22pm
  • lmfaoooooooooooooooo

    Submitted by suckmyknee on Aug 14, 10 at 3:21am
  • You're natural selection.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 6:25pm
  • Bahaha, I'm sorry, I'm a girl and I think that was fucking hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:24pm
  • Haha only in the 504

    Submitted by yatfalife on Nov 30, 10 at 7:28pm
  • oh nola...you naughty naughty city.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:32pm
  • as stupid as that play was, it was a good shot. respect. of course, you have to help raise that baby, but still, nice move.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:03am
  • Fuck you 9:43, you're honestly a moron.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 3:48am
  • ALL BABIES WANT TO GET BORNED!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:49am
  • shut the hell up 10:58

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:07pm
  • Hey, 10:56, just though you should know the word "dat" does not exist, and your repeated use of it makes it obvious what an illiterate FUCK HEAD you are. Got dat?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:21am
  • The guy's text is one digit different from my area code. Phew, dodged a bullet there.

    Submitted by joshemane on Feb 27, 10 at 3:03am
  • don't kill the baby just cuz the dads a dumbass. Babies are so precious and innocent and don't deserve to be murdered.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:58pm
  • hahaha what a dumb ass!! Couldnt even spell it right!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 3:42am
  • Loooove<3

    Submitted by katelyn99 on Jul 2, 10 at 11:28pm
  • Amazing ha. Just learn how to spell next time.

    Submitted by XxVVIREDxX on Apr 15, 10 at 10:53am
  • doh!!!! hopefully she was just late and not pregnant

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:28pm
  • I am going to have unprotected sex tonight just so I can use this line

    Submitted by chinballwizard on Oct 11, 11 at 8:04pm
  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_QDGdbg-QQ&feature=related

    Submitted by crazyman217 on May 24, 11 at 5:27pm
  • @ 7:23 - for real. but some people just like to share the misery I guess.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:13pm
  • and this is why i love this site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:08am
  • oh my god do not pass those genes on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:14pm
  • this i effing hilarious....sad, but funny as hell!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:29am
  • WTF? Learn to use birth control you dumb bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:17pm
  • Hm. Kinda think the errors are what make it funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:12am
  • to 3:07...abortion isn't natural selection, dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:55am
  • Lmao! This would have been more believeable if the words were spelled right. Hahaha. Still funny though!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 9:08pm
  • This text is an instant classic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:02pm
  • If attach wheels to shoes, do you have wheels? Or just shoes?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:31am
  • AE Damn that's fucking funny as hell! Hey people better her than you lol!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 5:16am
  • Haha dat area code is new orlenas n dat sound jus like wat sumbody from da no wud do HA gotta love new orleans

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 10:56pm