Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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That guy is unbeeleivable.
definitely get an abortion... that guy's genes should not be passed on!
Who is pro-abortion? Really? Is there a group of people that argue to kill all unborn babies? Pro-choice is NOT pro-abortion, because there is no such thing as pro-abortion. Being pro-choice is believing that the individual has the right to make decisions about her body and family and not be told what she can or cannot do by the government .
Uh-oh. . .here we go. Jesus Patrol in 3. . .2. . .1. . .
Hahahaha! She fucked a retard! A sneaky one, but still. Retard.
I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die
im preeeeetty sure someone in life has already said that dickface
Please please please get an abortion.
fail at those failing 12:04 as they have made a Billy Madison reference that everybody else failed to recognize!! but of course you recognized something from a recent Judd Apatow movie.
fix that. ^
maybe if you are stupid enough to sit naked on a cum pile... i just don't think that happens though hahaha
Hahaha, the guy is a ra-tard.
He's got no clue about spelling and grammar, but this dude gets an A in playin!
Considering she's from NV and he's a brother from NOLA, she should probably go to the clinic or gear up for the joys of being a single mom, because she will never hear from this dude again.
if you're a minor in montana you dont have to notify parents about an abortion
I'm Pro-Life, but with these two I think I could make an exception
@12:26 - Sperm will live outside the body for about 2-3 minutes. Even if you sat in the largest pile of cum on a toilet seat, it's not going to travel very far up the vag.
hahahahahahahahahaha, thats great
I am a Christian..and this site cracks me up...so incorrect 9:58...
Just because I am doesn't mean I can't laugh along...and actually, this one is hilarious.
thats an amazing way to text someone to fuck off. love you nola!
rofl. funny. simply funny.
Please get a giant abortion
Wow, people are mean here.
I'm a Bible thumper AND Pro-Life AND pretty sensitive about it AND I think this text and the "get a giant abortion" response were fucking hilarious.
you slept with a dumbass.
i feel sooooo bad for you .
I can think of one person who supposedly never had sex and still had a baby. Abstinence isn't 100% either hahaha
@ 11:41 Didn't work for Mary!
not gunna lie he may not have had book smarts put that was a really good try!
and what kind of fucked up person tells sum1 that via txt!
I'm pretty sure this must either be fake, or she isn't pregnant. Because...I can't imagine getting knocked up by somebody that stupid and then telling the whole world about it.
Lady, you're gettin none of that child support.
Maybe they were actually in a relationship and he was joking? I mean, let's give them the benefit of the doubt. And no need to call her a dumb bitch....there's no 100% effective form of birth control.
Geez, I hope this guy was just drunk when he wrote that. Because if that's his normal level of literacy, you do not want him teaching your child how to read and write.
....11:41. I'm not sure how to respond to that other than hysterical laughter..
this took me FOREVER to understand.
Dude should have just ignored her texts and calls lol
If you are going to try to blow a girl off who you just knocked up, at least do it CORRECTLY.
haha thats funny but kinda fucked up
All y'all saying to get an abortion are terrible!
But, this text is funny. That guy is kind of a retard! haha
Fuck TFLN and their unknown error right up the ass with no lubrication.
943 you voted for bush? Twice. Proves you are an asshole
3:07 it's artificial selection. natural selection happens... well naturally.
you're an idiot 12:41. are you 12?
i'm betting money he drops a coathanger off at her house anonymously.
Oh, New Orleans. You're so classy.
Sperm does not fucking live outside of the body unless you proceed to keep it alive.
Learn how to spell, dumb arse
Hmm he seems smart. Spells area wrong. What a loser.
i was gonna say..mary a virgin? thats called god made me pregnant..actually i slept with your friend i just didnt wanna tell you.
10:44 thanks for your story. Adoption is not an easy answer at all. Props to you. I'm pro-choice & respect how tough either decision is.
11:37 pro-choice: right on. Abortion prevents child abuse.
TFLN needs a favorites bar, where you can add the perfect ones like these.
the only one who should be awarded any points is 12:59, that was more hilarious than the actual text. :D
You people are all fucktards. What's the best argument for a shmashorshion? Everyone that's reply'd to this post, and for those that might call me a hypocrite, I include myself, clearly either lacks the intelligence, grace, or life experience to either A) get the joke; B) understand other peoples' jokes; or C) realize when it's best to keep your mouth shut.
I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
2:22 what the fuck are you talking about? Your not a fucking priest
fuck you all- laugh at the god damned text message, you stuck up motherfuckers
Wouldn't you take a pregnancy test to confirm your suspicion before you hit the guy with something this big? I mean, that's just the considerate thing to do, unless of course you really are an attention whore.
Hahaha that's fucking hilarious. Wrong, but hilarious
9:51 - I vote that 9:48 was using this amazing new literary device that the academic circles are calling "sarcasm". It's a new concept, and only the well read and moderately intelligent can catch it, so don't feel too bad.
Also... what, pray tell, would "bible thumpers" be doing on THIS site?
hey hey bible thumper number 1 has shown up....ya cunt
wow... fail. major major fail.
Perhaps Christians should cease to be stereotypes then...
9:22 #1. The error was sent from the guy who knocked her up. I hope you aren't serious.
Why are you all saying poor girl? shes also a part of the problem. she didnt want to use a condom either. its her fault too lol you people really amaze me. you always blame the guy in the situation. if a girl get pregnant you say "he should have used a condom!" or some stupid thing. why do you always say HE? u should say she should have made sure he used one. OR you should say THEY should have used a condom. stop blaming other people when you fuck up too =)
i used to be pro life now im pro choice all the way. u dont even know what happens to kids in foster care its terrible. and also so many parents out there who cant even take care of kids instead they abuse them. id rather kill a sperm then abuse an innocent baby.
this is why i advocate buttsekz
thats sooooo funnny dude.
you got to admit.
had he past 5th grade and you know, learned how to spell, and done it right, this would be soo much more awesome.
Hilarious text! Personally, I don't agree with abortion unless it'll endanger the mother or the child. I guess having an idiot dad is a danger so go for it!! Oh and by the way can't sperm live outside the body for 24 hours?? Isn't that right? Well I do give the dude props for the error message, it's priceless.
You can't talk about the shmishmortion clinic in front of the shmishmortion baby eaters!
11:41, then how is it 100% effective if you can still get pregnant?!
That was FICTION though. TFLN is REAL!!!
I agree 3:30!!!! and 12:04 needs to suck a dick.
9:36- the girl thinks she's preggers, so she texts the guys. Then the guy texts back a fake error message that's full of typos because he doesn't want to deal with it.
WOWWWW. That's pretty bad. Sucks. Get an abortion, hunny, if you like.
learn how to spell your at least
but he's still stupid.
LOLOLOOLOLOL omg best idea ever.
all i can say is that for the retards out there who do not understand this text----please smash your head against a wall and then go get sterilized in the morning so you do NOT reproduce----fucking retards. your mothers should have learned how to swallow.
i hope this dude was drunk when he texted that back...if not than god damn it...
What a dick this 504 is! Probably drunk knocking up some other girl...
wow im woulda bet money that the fuckin bible thumpers would have pounced all over that abortion thing by now....theyre slacking, thank "the fuckin guy nailed to a wooden post"
Agree with both 9:22s. Also, kill this idiot.
Wait a second - who the hell tells someone that they think they're pregnant via text anyway?
I love how 1684C: makes a smiley face. its so ironic!
o no you poor girl. he's a dumbass, you don't want him near a child any way
Just imagine scooby doo saying the undeeliverable part.
Better wear a latex
Because you dont want that late text
The "i think i am late text"
o'reiley should see this page
Hahahahahahahahha seriously, made my day.
That sucks though, hope everything turns ouut okay..
this guy was definitely drunk...i've been there before.
(this post is actually relevant to the TFLN above, not abortions-which shouldn't be the topic at hand?)
anyway, i used to send fake error texts to people i didn't wanna deal with. except i was smart enough to save them to my phone as an auto-text (you know how they have presets, like "Sorry I missed your call." and shit) and use the same one everytime.
it's drunk-text-proof, trust me.
um, I'm all for the bible and abortions... stop being so stereotypical.
Yes, clearly natural selection has not happened here because the "father" would not exist otherwise.
stuck up motherfuckers?
this site is solely for entertainment...lighten up 1:08!
i mustbe just as dumb, but i dont fucking get it haha
Fakest fake of them all.
I thought 9:11 said "Please get a giant abortion" the first time I glanced at that post.
haha trying to give the guy the benefit of he doubt, im guessing he was drunk!
hahahahahahhahhahhaahhaha good try
it happens. That's how I happened..
July 11, 2009 10:58PM they do when they are concieved by this shit head.
Maybe he put the typos on purpose so she would "get it" that he's blowing her off.
bwuahahahahahahahahahaha - classic!!!!
technically there is 100% effective brith control..its called abstinance..just dontt have sex! then you can only get pregnant from a toilet seat!
" @12:26 - Sperm will live outside the body for about 2-3 minutes. Even if you sat in the largest pile of cum on a toilet seat, it's not going to travel very far up the vag. "
thats from 11:37.. what if the pile of cum was dick shaped?
i just got that.
Thank you 9:47.
There is a failrate on every method, just because someone has an unplanned pregnancy that doesn't mean they weren't beaning cautious.
its SMISHMORTION!!! stupid ass.. watch knocked up again..this time dont be so doped up on hash
is it sad to say that i might use this one one day, without the errors though.
FAHLCON PUHNCH DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS!
hahah thats SAD.
It's not even Pro-choice, would you REALLY want his baby?
I'm with 12:38. Seems like something that serious warrants a phone call at least.
If she bought a watch she wouldn't be late...
Hay vats up!! im bruno!
wow. if that doesn't scream "I didn't graduate middle school", I don't know what does.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA omg this made my night!!!
i love this country!!!!!!!
yeah 10:58, shut the hell up because11:07 doesn't want to hear your opinion because their right about this neverending debated subject...gahhh, annoying
11:58 -ha ha..love a man who can quote southpark!
atleast she waited until she was late before she said something..some girls say OMG I think im pregnant the day after sex..its like really? not only are you a whore but you're an attention whore too?...women..haha
Goood shit! Hhahhahha. Thats amusing.
i cant stop crying over this!! holy fuck this is hilarious!
If you can't spell it, you shouldn't be having it, 11:37.
Many people don't even understand the seriousness of an abortion in some cases it so inhumane
Everyone encouraging her to abort, I wish your mothers received the same advice.
Get a life, assholes.
hahahahah 12:41 - as long as you're not serious, you're my favorite.
12:08 please be fucking kidding.
alright so i don't get this. i know he spelled something wrong but what was he trying to say?
Unless you have gone through this..had an abortion or chosen not to..then why the hell are you giving your opinion?? You can research something all you want,but unless you experience it then shut the F up! You immature assholes don't know a damn thing about this topic,so stop acting like you do...
I'm a Christian and veryyyy Pro-Choice.
love you 11:37!
12:38 is right. If the bitch wanted to talk, she should've called the dude. He is a genius. And anyone ever hear of adoption? You don't have to thump a bible to think conception means life.
hahahahahaha this is so funnyyyyy.
Unlucky for you! Ditch the loser
lol that was fuckin amazing
i think 9:48#2 is just trying to screw with people...
Not abortion ! Thats a sin !
POOR GIRL. Hysterical. though.
July 11, 2009 10:25PM"
"i'm not going to say that word for the little baby here but it starts with an 'a' and rhymes with shamshortion"
rhymes with shmashortion ....
Thank you, 10:44! I've always thought that about adoption...it is an alternative to abortion, but it's not the nice, concise solution that pro-lifers want it to be.
hahahahahaha I LOVE YOU 9:14
Take care of it, i'll give you a little hint, it rhymes with shma-shmortion.
- Please dont tell me you want him to get an A-word.
I'm not gonna say it because of little baby ears over there but you should get a shma-shmortion at the shma-shmortion clinic.
9:43 is a retard.
Since NOLA has a lot of blacks, it is probably an Obama supporter. Stay classy liberals!
VEST TEXT BEVER@@@@@###
hahahah 10:25 "i think you need to take care of this..." "NOT THE A WORD!!" "yes... im not gonna say the real word because of little baby ears over there but it rhymes with shmashmorshin."
9:11PM -- ahahaha. yes, do the world a favor, honey.
9:58, please stop trying to sound smart.
ps: girl should get abortion. too many people in world as is, and most are as retarded as 12:47 and should be aborted. i am pro-abortion, and anti-choice
the 12:59 who said this...you are fucking awesome =)
check out the "ijustwanttotellyou" site!
I've said it once and I am sure I will say it a million more before I die....."some people's children".
Smell rank pussy asshole
ahh this is hilarious, maybe she sent him the text late at night and he was drunk so when he got it he had the 'amazing' idea of sending her an error msg, but unfortunately his plan couldnt really transfer to his hands and he fucked up the spelling and now we have this wonderful msg and the OP to thank. this is good shit!!!!
12:25 - its actually possible though...if cum gets anywhere near ur vag there's a chance that u might get pregnant
Oh gawd. undeeliverable. He's a moron dear. Let's hope the baby is slightly more intelligent.
12:26- once it dries, it's dead.
This is why more girls should SWALLOW!!!!
11:01 - straight out of The Hangover. Good reference.
12:44 you're a fucking moron, buy a sense of humor or proceed to follow the instructions of 12:38
12:47 nice use of the word "proceed" where it is totally fucking inappropriate. was that you showing off your uber sweet vocab? not to mention the retarded use of "fuck"...
ps: girl should get abortion. too many people in world as is, and most are as retarded as 12:47 and should be aborted. i am pro-abortion, and anti-choice
Glad to see you gave some thought to who you fucked. Do you always pick winners?
It's spelled wrong on purpose. That's what makes it funny. The "father" texted back an error message to evade the whole "being a daddy" ordeal.
Automated texts are not spelled wrong
10:46 - the second 9:22 didn't understand the context of the reply to this text and who it was from. I guess you don't either?
The error was not from TFLN. Not sure how hard it is to understand this?
What a dick, but then again she's the one that fell for it
Bahaha, I'm sorry, I'm a girl and I think that was fucking hilarious.
oh nola...you naughty naughty city.
Omg I think this is so funny. It might have actually fooled her if he spelled it right. Do error texts really exist? Don't think I've ever gotten one.
Haha only in the 504
You're natural selection.
as stupid as that play was, it was a good shot. respect. of course, you have to help raise that baby, but still, nice move.
shut the hell up 10:58
The guy's text is one digit different from my area code. Phew, dodged a bullet there.
ALL BABIES WANT TO GET BORNED!
don't kill the baby just cuz the dads a dumbass. Babies are so precious and innocent and don't deserve to be murdered.
I am going to have unprotected sex tonight just so I can use this line
Fuck you 9:43, you're honestly a moron.
hahaha what a dumb ass!! Couldnt even spell it right!
Amazing ha. Just learn how to spell next time.
Hey, 10:56, just though you should know the word "dat" does not exist, and your repeated use of it makes it obvious what an illiterate FUCK HEAD you are. Got dat?
@ 7:23 - for real. but some people just like to share the misery I guess.
and this is why i love this site.
doh!!!! hopefully she was just late and not pregnant
this i effing hilarious....sad, but funny as hell!!!!
oh my god do not pass those genes on.
WTF? Learn to use birth control you dumb bitch.
Hm. Kinda think the errors are what make it funny.
This text is an instant classic.
Lmao! This would have been more believeable if the words were spelled right. Hahaha. Still funny though!
to 3:07...abortion isn't natural selection, dumbass.
Haha dat area code is new orlenas n dat sound jus like wat sumbody from da no wud do HA gotta love new orleans
If attach wheels to shoes, do you have wheels? Or just shoes?
AE Damn that's fucking funny as hell! Hey people better her than you lol!!!