Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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That guy is unbeeleivable.
definitely get an abortion... that guy's genes should not be passed on!
Who is pro-abortion? Really? Is there a group of people that argue to kill all unborn babies? Pro-choice is NOT pro-abortion, because there is no such thing as pro-abortion. Being pro-choice is believing that the individual has the right to make decisions about her body and family and not be told what she can or cannot do by the government .
Hahahaha! She fucked a retard! A sneaky one, but still. Retard.
Uh-oh. . .here we go. Jesus Patrol in 3. . .2. . .1. . .
I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die
im preeeeetty sure someone in life has already said that dickface
Please please please get an abortion.
fail at those failing 12:04 as they have made a Billy Madison reference that everybody else failed to recognize!! but of course you recognized something from a recent Judd Apatow movie.
fix that. ^
Hahaha, the guy is a ra-tard.
maybe if you are stupid enough to sit naked on a cum pile... i just don't think that happens though hahaha
He's got no clue about spelling and grammar, but this dude gets an A in playin!
Considering she's from NV and he's a brother from NOLA, she should probably go to the clinic or gear up for the joys of being a single mom, because she will never hear from this dude again.
I'm Pro-Life, but with these two I think I could make an exception
if you're a minor in montana you dont have to notify parents about an abortion
@12:26 - Sperm will live outside the body for about 2-3 minutes. Even if you sat in the largest pile of cum on a toilet seat, it's not going to travel very far up the vag.
hahahahahahahahahaha, thats great
rofl. funny. simply funny.
I am a Christian..and this site cracks me up...so incorrect 9:58...
Just because I am doesn't mean I can't laugh along...and actually, this one is hilarious.
Wow, people are mean here.
I'm a Bible thumper AND Pro-Life AND pretty sensitive about it AND I think this text and the "get a giant abortion" response were fucking hilarious.
thats an amazing way to text someone to fuck off. love you nola!
Please get a giant abortion
not gunna lie he may not have had book smarts put that was a really good try!
and what kind of fucked up person tells sum1 that via txt!
I can think of one person who supposedly never had sex and still had a baby. Abstinence isn't 100% either hahaha
I'm pretty sure this must either be fake, or she isn't pregnant. Because...I can't imagine getting knocked up by somebody that stupid and then telling the whole world about it.
@ 11:41 Didn't work for Mary!
you slept with a dumbass.
i feel sooooo bad for you .
Geez, I hope this guy was just drunk when he wrote that. Because if that's his normal level of literacy, you do not want him teaching your child how to read and write.
Lady, you're gettin none of that child support.
Maybe they were actually in a relationship and he was joking? I mean, let's give them the benefit of the doubt. And no need to call her a dumb bitch....there's no 100% effective form of birth control.
Dude should have just ignored her texts and calls lol
haha thats funny but kinda fucked up
this took me FOREVER to understand.
....11:41. I'm not sure how to respond to that other than hysterical laughter..
If you are going to try to blow a girl off who you just knocked up, at least do it CORRECTLY.
All y'all saying to get an abortion are terrible!
But, this text is funny. That guy is kind of a retard! haha
943 you voted for bush? Twice. Proves you are an asshole
Sperm does not fucking live outside of the body unless you proceed to keep it alive.
Fuck TFLN and their unknown error right up the ass with no lubrication.
3:07 it's artificial selection. natural selection happens... well naturally.
i'm betting money he drops a coathanger off at her house anonymously.
Wouldn't you take a pregnancy test to confirm your suspicion before you hit the guy with something this big? I mean, that's just the considerate thing to do, unless of course you really are an attention whore.
You people are all fucktards. What's the best argument for a shmashorshion? Everyone that's reply'd to this post, and for those that might call me a hypocrite, I include myself, clearly either lacks the intelligence, grace, or life experience to either A) get the joke; B) understand other peoples' jokes; or C) realize when it's best to keep your mouth shut.
I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Learn how to spell, dumb arse
10:44 thanks for your story. Adoption is not an easy answer at all. Props to you. I'm pro-choice & respect how tough either decision is.
11:37 pro-choice: right on. Abortion prevents child abuse.
the only one who should be awarded any points is 12:59, that was more hilarious than the actual text. :D
Hmm he seems smart. Spells area wrong. What a loser.
TFLN needs a favorites bar, where you can add the perfect ones like these.
you're an idiot 12:41. are you 12?
i was gonna say..mary a virgin? thats called god made me pregnant..actually i slept with your friend i just didnt wanna tell you.
Oh, New Orleans. You're so classy.
hey hey bible thumper number 1 has shown up....ya cunt
2:22 what the fuck are you talking about? Your not a fucking priest
Hahaha that's fucking hilarious. Wrong, but hilarious
fuck you all- laugh at the god damned text message, you stuck up motherfuckers
Perhaps Christians should cease to be stereotypes then...
wow... fail. major major fail.
9:22 #1. The error was sent from the guy who knocked her up. I hope you aren't serious.
Hilarious text! Personally, I don't agree with abortion unless it'll endanger the mother or the child. I guess having an idiot dad is a danger so go for it!! Oh and by the way can't sperm live outside the body for 24 hours?? Isn't that right? Well I do give the dude props for the error message, it's priceless.
i used to be pro life now im pro choice all the way. u dont even know what happens to kids in foster care its terrible. and also so many parents out there who cant even take care of kids instead they abuse them. id rather kill a sperm then abuse an innocent baby.
That was FICTION though. TFLN is REAL!!!
Why are you all saying poor girl? shes also a part of the problem. she didnt want to use a condom either. its her fault too lol you people really amaze me. you always blame the guy in the situation. if a girl get pregnant you say "he should have used a condom!" or some stupid thing. why do you always say HE? u should say she should have made sure he used one. OR you should say THEY should have used a condom. stop blaming other people when you fuck up too =)
learn how to spell your at least
LOLOLOOLOLOL omg best idea ever.
11:41, then how is it 100% effective if you can still get pregnant?!
9:51 - I vote that 9:48 was using this amazing new literary device that the academic circles are calling "sarcasm". It's a new concept, and only the well read and moderately intelligent can catch it, so don't feel too bad.
Also... what, pray tell, would "bible thumpers" be doing on THIS site?
thats sooooo funnny dude.
you got to admit.
had he past 5th grade and you know, learned how to spell, and done it right, this would be soo much more awesome.
this is why i advocate buttsekz
You can't talk about the shmishmortion clinic in front of the shmishmortion baby eaters!
all i can say is that for the retards out there who do not understand this text----please smash your head against a wall and then go get sterilized in the morning so you do NOT reproduce----fucking retards. your mothers should have learned how to swallow.
WOWWWW. That's pretty bad. Sucks. Get an abortion, hunny, if you like.
I agree 3:30!!!! and 12:04 needs to suck a dick.
but he's still stupid.
9:36- the girl thinks she's preggers, so she texts the guys. Then the guy texts back a fake error message that's full of typos because he doesn't want to deal with it.
wow im woulda bet money that the fuckin bible thumpers would have pounced all over that abortion thing by now....theyre slacking, thank "the fuckin guy nailed to a wooden post"
i hope this dude was drunk when he texted that back...if not than god damn it...
What a dick this 504 is! Probably drunk knocking up some other girl...
Just imagine scooby doo saying the undeeliverable part.
o no you poor girl. he's a dumbass, you don't want him near a child any way
Yes, clearly natural selection has not happened here because the "father" would not exist otherwise.
(this post is actually relevant to the TFLN above, not abortions-which shouldn't be the topic at hand?)
anyway, i used to send fake error texts to people i didn't wanna deal with. except i was smart enough to save them to my phone as an auto-text (you know how they have presets, like "Sorry I missed your call." and shit) and use the same one everytime.
it's drunk-text-proof, trust me.
Agree with both 9:22s. Also, kill this idiot.
I love how 1684C: makes a smiley face. its so ironic!
Better wear a latex
Because you dont want that late text
The "i think i am late text"
Wait a second - who the hell tells someone that they think they're pregnant via text anyway?
Hahahahahahahahha seriously, made my day.
That sucks though, hope everything turns ouut okay..
o'reiley should see this page
July 11, 2009 10:58PM they do when they are concieved by this shit head.
um, I'm all for the bible and abortions... stop being so stereotypical.
i mustbe just as dumb, but i dont fucking get it haha
Fakest fake of them all.
its SMISHMORTION!!! stupid ass.. watch knocked up again..this time dont be so doped up on hash
stuck up motherfuckers?
this site is solely for entertainment...lighten up 1:08!
this guy was definitely drunk...i've been there before.
hahahahahahhahhahhaahhaha good try
it happens. That's how I happened..
Maybe he put the typos on purpose so she would "get it" that he's blowing her off.
I thought 9:11 said "Please get a giant abortion" the first time I glanced at that post.
It's not even Pro-choice, would you REALLY want his baby?
I'm with 12:38. Seems like something that serious warrants a phone call at least.
haha trying to give the guy the benefit of he doubt, im guessing he was drunk!
Hay vats up!! im bruno!
bwuahahahahahahahahahaha - classic!!!!
technically there is 100% effective brith control..its called abstinance..just dontt have sex! then you can only get pregnant from a toilet seat!
i just got that.
" @12:26 - Sperm will live outside the body for about 2-3 minutes. Even if you sat in the largest pile of cum on a toilet seat, it's not going to travel very far up the vag. "
thats from 11:37.. what if the pile of cum was dick shaped?
wow. if that doesn't scream "I didn't graduate middle school", I don't know what does.
is it sad to say that i might use this one one day, without the errors though.
Thank you 9:47.
There is a failrate on every method, just because someone has an unplanned pregnancy that doesn't mean they weren't beaning cautious.
If she bought a watch she wouldn't be late...
alright so i don't get this. i know he spelled something wrong but what was he trying to say?
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA omg this made my night!!!
i love this country!!!!!!!
FAHLCON PUHNCH DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS!
hahah thats SAD.
i cant stop crying over this!! holy fuck this is hilarious!
atleast she waited until she was late before she said something..some girls say OMG I think im pregnant the day after sex..its like really? not only are you a whore but you're an attention whore too?...women..haha
If you can't spell it, you shouldn't be having it, 11:37.
hahahahahaha this is so funnyyyyy.
Everyone encouraging her to abort, I wish your mothers received the same advice.
Get a life, assholes.
Goood shit! Hhahhahha. Thats amusing.
i think 9:48#2 is just trying to screw with people...
POOR GIRL. Hysterical. though.
Unless you have gone through this..had an abortion or chosen not to..then why the hell are you giving your opinion?? You can research something all you want,but unless you experience it then shut the F up! You immature assholes don't know a damn thing about this topic,so stop acting like you do...
hahahahah 12:41 - as long as you're not serious, you're my favorite.
yeah 10:58, shut the hell up because11:07 doesn't want to hear your opinion because their right about this neverending debated subject...gahhh, annoying
11:58 -ha ha..love a man who can quote southpark!
July 11, 2009 10:25PM"
"i'm not going to say that word for the little baby here but it starts with an 'a' and rhymes with shamshortion"
I'm a Christian and veryyyy Pro-Choice.
love you 11:37!
Many people don't even understand the seriousness of an abortion in some cases it so inhumane
lol that was fuckin amazing
12:38 is right. If the bitch wanted to talk, she should've called the dude. He is a genius. And anyone ever hear of adoption? You don't have to thump a bible to think conception means life.
hahahahahaha I LOVE YOU 9:14
Not abortion ! Thats a sin !
9:43 is a retard.
Unlucky for you! Ditch the loser
rhymes with shmashortion ....
VEST TEXT BEVER@@@@@###
12:08 please be fucking kidding.
9:11PM -- ahahaha. yes, do the world a favor, honey.
Thank you, 10:44! I've always thought that about adoption...it is an alternative to abortion, but it's not the nice, concise solution that pro-lifers want it to be.
Take care of it, i'll give you a little hint, it rhymes with shma-shmortion.
- Please dont tell me you want him to get an A-word.
I'm not gonna say it because of little baby ears over there but you should get a shma-shmortion at the shma-shmortion clinic.
This is why more girls should SWALLOW!!!!
12:25 - its actually possible though...if cum gets anywhere near ur vag there's a chance that u might get pregnant
ps: girl should get abortion. too many people in world as is, and most are as retarded as 12:47 and should be aborted. i am pro-abortion, and anti-choice
the 12:59 who said this...you are fucking awesome =)
check out the "ijustwanttotellyou" site!
Glad to see you gave some thought to who you fucked. Do you always pick winners?
I've said it once and I am sure I will say it a million more before I die....."some people's children".
Smell rank pussy asshole
Since NOLA has a lot of blacks, it is probably an Obama supporter. Stay classy liberals!
9:58, please stop trying to sound smart.
Oh gawd. undeeliverable. He's a moron dear. Let's hope the baby is slightly more intelligent.
12:44 you're a fucking moron, buy a sense of humor or proceed to follow the instructions of 12:38
12:47 nice use of the word "proceed" where it is totally fucking inappropriate. was that you showing off your uber sweet vocab? not to mention the retarded use of "fuck"...
ps: girl should get abortion. too many people in world as is, and most are as retarded as 12:47 and should be aborted. i am pro-abortion, and anti-choice
11:01 - straight out of The Hangover. Good reference.
hahahah 10:25 "i think you need to take care of this..." "NOT THE A WORD!!" "yes... im not gonna say the real word because of little baby ears over there but it rhymes with shmashmorshin."
It's spelled wrong on purpose. That's what makes it funny. The "father" texted back an error message to evade the whole "being a daddy" ordeal.
ahh this is hilarious, maybe she sent him the text late at night and he was drunk so when he got it he had the 'amazing' idea of sending her an error msg, but unfortunately his plan couldnt really transfer to his hands and he fucked up the spelling and now we have this wonderful msg and the OP to thank. this is good shit!!!!
What a dick, but then again she's the one that fell for it
Automated texts are not spelled wrong
12:26- once it dries, it's dead.
10:46 - the second 9:22 didn't understand the context of the reply to this text and who it was from. I guess you don't either?
The error was not from TFLN. Not sure how hard it is to understand this?
Omg I think this is so funny. It might have actually fooled her if he spelled it right. Do error texts really exist? Don't think I've ever gotten one.
You're natural selection.
Bahaha, I'm sorry, I'm a girl and I think that was fucking hilarious.
Haha only in the 504
oh nola...you naughty naughty city.
as stupid as that play was, it was a good shot. respect. of course, you have to help raise that baby, but still, nice move.
Fuck you 9:43, you're honestly a moron.
ALL BABIES WANT TO GET BORNED!
shut the hell up 10:58
Hey, 10:56, just though you should know the word "dat" does not exist, and your repeated use of it makes it obvious what an illiterate FUCK HEAD you are. Got dat?
The guy's text is one digit different from my area code. Phew, dodged a bullet there.
don't kill the baby just cuz the dads a dumbass. Babies are so precious and innocent and don't deserve to be murdered.
hahaha what a dumb ass!! Couldnt even spell it right!
Amazing ha. Just learn how to spell next time.
doh!!!! hopefully she was just late and not pregnant
I am going to have unprotected sex tonight just so I can use this line
@ 7:23 - for real. but some people just like to share the misery I guess.
and this is why i love this site.
oh my god do not pass those genes on.
this i effing hilarious....sad, but funny as hell!!!!
WTF? Learn to use birth control you dumb bitch.
Hm. Kinda think the errors are what make it funny.
to 3:07...abortion isn't natural selection, dumbass.
Lmao! This would have been more believeable if the words were spelled right. Hahaha. Still funny though!
This text is an instant classic.
If attach wheels to shoes, do you have wheels? Or just shoes?
AE Damn that's fucking funny as hell! Hey people better her than you lol!!!
Haha dat area code is new orlenas n dat sound jus like wat sumbody from da no wud do HA gotta love new orleans