One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
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Doesnt necessarily mean she gets laid frequently...coulda been one big gangbang and by gangbang I mean orgy and by orgy I mean cum dumpster
wow, if 10 were at the same place, how many have you actually slept with?
Your dad didn't hug you enough, did he?
I'm going with 100 plus
Portland, Oregon: the littlest big city. It's a huge place but you can't go five blocks without seeing someone familiar!
So either you can't count straight or you're getting laid as you're texting.
My area code! Not sure how proud I am. But way to go anyway.
...and by reality I mean dream.
My question is were these men attractive. I love Portland but its seriously lacking.
No, actually, not at all. Takes two to tango. If she's a whore, then what would you call the guys she slept with ? (I'd even go so far as to say, WOW! They had sex, too! Must be whores.) -- and the writer may or may not be a girl to begin with. Gasp...
Shut up Chuck.
But what if the guys who humped her only had sex once in their life? I guess they wouldnt be whores.
Remember, A key who opens a lot of locks is a master key, but a lock opened by many keys is a shitty lock.
Ron Jeremy's Club Sessions?
Maybe you should stop being a whore
never stop being a whore
Maybe she went to college in Portland!
I think she means they keep showing up....
I don't mean to be judgemental but....SLUT!
Ohhh that's were my Herps cam from
ill mt. her hood
die in a fire
Sarajay, they can't keep showing up if she saw them last night. I think she was either just being silly or actually did forget who she saw.
no, 11.... no, 12..... oh fuck they're all here! DEAR LORD THE HUMANITY
Double kill.... Triple kill.... Kill-tacular...OWNAGE!!
What a hor-ible person.
What in the world has this person done wrong? You're a horrible person to judge.
Gotta love the sluts
C.c..c...c COMBO BREAKER!!!!!
You had sex with ten guys last night at a party? Fun party
Hey, at least you're getting laid frequently. More than most of us can say.
I appreciate this. Of course I also liked Chelsea handler's "My Horizontal Life" where she talked about all her one nights. How about calling Chels a whore? Dare ya?
Maybe you shouldn't be a slut.
And by 10 I mean.... O f**k it I lost count
And by guys, I mean girls.
One does what one can.
That's a whore for ya.
Hahaa this is actually written in a very funny manner
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!
How do you tell the area code?
Oregon...everybody knows everybody and the dating pool gets very small very quickly if you start checking out your family tree.
By last night you mean you were gangbanged followed by screwing each of them individually right?
well played, tangerineballs, well played,
Ha I fucking love Oregon text nothing better to do here then fuck and smoke pot
No one is ever from sandy in these damn things.... Im from sandy
the op is comparable to a pincushion -- that is to say, she's been pricked many times.
Why are we assuming that the OP is a 'she'?
Hahaha good 1
Humm I live in Portland, and this sounds like a very whorish girl I know, she works at the Venue.
Portland Texas!? I live there! It's a freakin small town, I feel your pain:/
And by 10 I mean a raging case of genital warts.
You should post some contact info. Im coming up to portland and might need some sex. Do you have a price sheet as well?