One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
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Doesnt necessarily mean she gets laid frequently...coulda been one big gangbang and by gangbang I mean orgy and by orgy I mean cum dumpster
wow, if 10 were at the same place, how many have you actually slept with?
Your dad didn't hug you enough, did he?
I'm going with 100 plus
Portland, Oregon: the littlest big city. It's a huge place but you can't go five blocks without seeing someone familiar!
So either you can't count straight or you're getting laid as you're texting.
My area code! Not sure how proud I am. But way to go anyway.
No, actually, not at all. Takes two to tango. If she's a whore, then what would you call the guys she slept with ? (I'd even go so far as to say, WOW! They had sex, too! Must be whores.) -- and the writer may or may not be a girl to begin with. Gasp...
Shut up Chuck.
But what if the guys who humped her only had sex once in their life? I guess they wouldnt be whores.
Remember, A key who opens a lot of locks is a master key, but a lock opened by many keys is a shitty lock.
My question is were these men attractive. I love Portland but its seriously lacking.
...and by reality I mean dream.
I think she means they keep showing up....
Maybe you should stop being a whore
never stop being a whore
Maybe she went to college in Portland!
Ron Jeremy's Club Sessions?
die in a fire
Sarajay, they can't keep showing up if she saw them last night. I think she was either just being silly or actually did forget who she saw.
I don't mean to be judgemental but....SLUT!
no, 11.... no, 12..... oh fuck they're all here! DEAR LORD THE HUMANITY
C.c..c...c COMBO BREAKER!!!!!
Gotta love the sluts
What a hor-ible person.
What in the world has this person done wrong? You're a horrible person to judge.
ill mt. her hood
Double kill.... Triple kill.... Kill-tacular...OWNAGE!!
Ohhh that's were my Herps cam from
You had sex with ten guys last night at a party? Fun party
Hey, at least you're getting laid frequently. More than most of us can say.
Maybe you shouldn't be a slut.
I appreciate this. Of course I also liked Chelsea handler's "My Horizontal Life" where she talked about all her one nights. How about calling Chels a whore? Dare ya?
One does what one can.
And by guys, I mean girls.
And by 10 I mean.... O f**k it I lost count
Hahaa this is actually written in a very funny manner
How do you tell the area code?
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!
Humm I live in Portland, and this sounds like a very whorish girl I know, she works at the Venue.
No one is ever from sandy in these damn things.... Im from sandy
Oregon...everybody knows everybody and the dating pool gets very small very quickly if you start checking out your family tree.
That's a whore for ya.
Ha I fucking love Oregon text nothing better to do here then fuck and smoke pot
By last night you mean you were gangbanged followed by screwing each of them individually right?
well played, tangerineballs, well played,
the op is comparable to a pincushion -- that is to say, she's been pricked many times.
Portland Texas!? I live there! It's a freakin small town, I feel your pain:/
You should post some contact info. Im coming up to portland and might need some sex. Do you have a price sheet as well?
Hahaha good 1
Why are we assuming that the OP is a 'she'?
And by 10 I mean a raging case of genital warts.