One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
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Doesnt necessarily mean she gets laid frequently...coulda been one big gangbang and by gangbang I mean orgy and by orgy I mean cum dumpster
wow, if 10 were at the same place, how many have you actually slept with?
Your dad didn't hug you enough, did he?
I'm going with 100 plus
Portland, Oregon: the littlest big city. It's a huge place but you can't go five blocks without seeing someone familiar!
So either you can't count straight or you're getting laid as you're texting.
My question is were these men attractive. I love Portland but its seriously lacking.
My area code! Not sure how proud I am. But way to go anyway.
...and by reality I mean dream.
No, actually, not at all. Takes two to tango. If she's a whore, then what would you call the guys she slept with ? (I'd even go so far as to say, WOW! They had sex, too! Must be whores.) -- and the writer may or may not be a girl to begin with. Gasp...
Shut up Chuck.
But what if the guys who humped her only had sex once in their life? I guess they wouldnt be whores.
Remember, A key who opens a lot of locks is a master key, but a lock opened by many keys is a shitty lock.
Ron Jeremy's Club Sessions?
I think she means they keep showing up....
Maybe you should stop being a whore
never stop being a whore
Maybe she went to college in Portland!
I don't mean to be judgemental but....SLUT!
no, 11.... no, 12..... oh fuck they're all here! DEAR LORD THE HUMANITY
Ohhh that's were my Herps cam from
ill mt. her hood
Double kill.... Triple kill.... Kill-tacular...OWNAGE!!
die in a fire
Gotta love the sluts
What a hor-ible person.
What in the world has this person done wrong? You're a horrible person to judge.
Sarajay, they can't keep showing up if she saw them last night. I think she was either just being silly or actually did forget who she saw.
C.c..c...c COMBO BREAKER!!!!!
You had sex with ten guys last night at a party? Fun party
Hey, at least you're getting laid frequently. More than most of us can say.
Hahaa this is actually written in a very funny manner
I appreciate this. Of course I also liked Chelsea handler's "My Horizontal Life" where she talked about all her one nights. How about calling Chels a whore? Dare ya?
Maybe you shouldn't be a slut.
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!
Oregon...everybody knows everybody and the dating pool gets very small very quickly if you start checking out your family tree.
And by 10 I mean.... O f**k it I lost count
And by guys, I mean girls.
One does what one can.
That's a whore for ya.
How do you tell the area code?
By last night you mean you were gangbanged followed by screwing each of them individually right?
Ha I fucking love Oregon text nothing better to do here then fuck and smoke pot
well played, tangerineballs, well played,
No one is ever from sandy in these damn things.... Im from sandy
Humm I live in Portland, and this sounds like a very whorish girl I know, she works at the Venue.
the op is comparable to a pincushion -- that is to say, she's been pricked many times.
Hahaha good 1
Why are we assuming that the OP is a 'she'?
Portland Texas!? I live there! It's a freakin small town, I feel your pain:/
You should post some contact info. Im coming up to portland and might need some sex. Do you have a price sheet as well?
And by 10 I mean a raging case of genital warts.