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  • 47 14
    Submitted by Phys on Jul 27, 12 at 9:40pm
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    So he uses stupid lines and you have weird thoughts, sounds like a perfect match to me!

  • 39 27
    Submitted by indyainkk on Jul 28, 12 at 3:53am
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    ...what political belief keeps you from eating veal?

  • 35 22
    Submitted by boogerbutt on Jul 27, 12 at 5:37pm
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    Sounds like you should get with Mr. Vegan Chocolate Syrup

  • 37 31
    Submitted by bewbz_n_laserz on Jul 27, 12 at 4:37pm
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    "liberate his beef?" Does saying shit like this ever work?

    • 16 13
      Submitted by GA_Peach on Jul 28, 12 at 6:08am
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      It did for Lorena Bobbitt, she liberated his penis right off.

      • 19 23
        Submitted by MzKitty08 on Jul 28, 12 at 11:12pm
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        an then threw it at a stop sign from a moving vehicle... maybe men should stop saying this shit

  • 23 17
    Submitted by kin_in_in on Jul 27, 12 at 9:29pm
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    Right. Be a libertarian!

  • 23 24
    Submitted by on_the_clock on Jul 27, 12 at 5:22pm
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    Obviously not on liberals.

  • 20 26
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 28, 12 at 1:22am
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    His pecker is kept confined in a really tiny pen? Kinky.