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  • So he uses stupid lines and you have weird thoughts, sounds like a perfect match to me!

    Submitted by Phys on Jul 27, 12 at 9:40pm
  • "liberate his beef?" Does saying shit like this ever work?

    Submitted by bewbz_n_laserz on Jul 27, 12 at 4:37pm
    • It did for Lorena Bobbitt, she liberated his penis right off.

      Submitted by GA_Peach on Jul 28, 12 at 6:08am
      • an then threw it at a stop sign from a moving vehicle... maybe men should stop saying this shit

        Submitted by MzKitty08 on Jul 28, 12 at 11:12pm
  • Sounds like you should get with Mr. Vegan Chocolate Syrup

    Submitted by boogerbutt on Jul 27, 12 at 5:37pm
  • ...what political belief keeps you from eating veal?

    Submitted by indyainkk on Jul 28, 12 at 3:53am
  • Right. Be a libertarian!

    Submitted by kin_in_in on Jul 27, 12 at 9:29pm
  • His pecker is kept confined in a really tiny pen? Kinky.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 28, 12 at 1:22am
  • Obviously not on liberals.

    Submitted by on_the_clock on Jul 27, 12 at 5:22pm