The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
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Raise that flag!
Oh sweet Jesus. Beautiful.
USA! USA! USA!
Needs to get tested that has to be nasty STDs.
That's not what they should look like
He had a tiny pecker proudly raised in salute?
That's not an Eagle, that's The Flying Squirrel
Hopefully it was a Bald Eagle.