His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
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...said Luna Lovegood after waking up in Draco Malfoy's bed.
She needs to get a wand, point at his dick, and say "Engorgio!"
Worst, he's a Twilight fan.
Run, girl. A man who doesn't like Harry Potter isn't a man worth your time!
Bounce. It's not worth the effort.
He just doesn't want to catch the Hogwarts.
I feel like this comment deserves more thumbs up lol
Get out girl. Get out now
You're suffering from the Imperius curse my dear.
Run, sweetheart. Like your feet were on fire and your ass was catching.
Yes. Mfbkt has it right.
You could take pics of his penis and send it to your friends... At least get some laughs!
i got 8 thick for ya
You'd think "he doesn't like Harry potter" would be a redeeming quality
So according to this: anyone who likes Harry Potter has a small penis
...how does that make sense?
IT DOESN'T HAVE TO MAKE SENSE!!!!!