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  • 82 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 4:11pm

    In soviet russia cancer gives free cigarrettes to everyone

  • 80 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 4:24am

    Yes!

  • 85 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 3:43pm

    In soviet Russia, there is no cancer

    • 47 79
      Submitted by sdrgdkftfulf on Feb 18, 10 at 12:17am

      chernobyl?

    • 61 59
      Submitted by youuuuuuuuuu on Feb 18, 10 at 1:07am

      In Soviet Russia, cigarette smokes you.

  • 78 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:01pm

    That's amazing!

  • 62 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 1:30am

    I love you.

  • 61 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:04pm

    8========>

  • 65 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 10:15am

    Scuzzzzzzy Nassau.....rep suffolk moths fuckkaa

  • 59 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:31pm

    7:30 Do you mean "you're" and "stereotype?" Go away.

  • 65 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:08am

    I bet this person pissed ALOT of people off...

  • 54 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:51am

    Nassau county bitches are fucking retarded

  • 57 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:30pm

    5:57 Go fuck yourself. I do think smoking cigarettes is useless. It's disgusting and all it does it hurt you. Smoking weed is fine with me though. It makes you feel good. I smoke weed and I still am a productive member of society. Fuck you.

  • 65 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 6:40pm

    5:57 way to buy into stereotypes, not all people who smoke weed are lazy hoodlums. It has different effects on everyone, for some it wakes them up, others it puts them to sleep. Alcohol is much worse for you than smoking weed. Don't talk about stuff you have never experienced

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 3:16pm

    I smoke weed a lot but ugh I can't stand the taste or smell of cigarettes. It burns my lungs.

  • 64 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 6:03pm

    5:57 pull the stick out of your ass

  • 63 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 6:09pm

    5:57 stfu not all potheads sit around doing nothing a lot of people do hw, chores, go places and do lots of productive things while high maybe if you smoked you wouldnt have such a stick up your ass

  • 56 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:37pm

    Good start! Thanks for the effort. At least it will not smell as shitty.

  • 62 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 3:15pm

    Second

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 4:07pm

    Lol..... I think it is a repeat!

  • 58 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:16pm

    Good for you!

  • 63 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 3:46pm

    I agree w 3:33.

  • 57 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 3:17pm

    I bet.

  • 58 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 2:36am

    Sounds like me try breaking them while your at it

  • 56 72
    Submitted by Texasroadhouse19 on Feb 17, 10 at 3:17pm

    Thirty Second !

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:53am

    This maybe the most selfless thing I've ever heard :')

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:30pm

    Hey 6:40, your a fucking retard, smoking anything is bad for you and everyone around you and that isn't a sterio type!!

  • 58 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 3:15pm

    First

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:40pm

    4:52 you rock :)

  • 46 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 7:42pm

    6.34 you need to quit smoking and get a life. Thanks.

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 1:04am

    Best idea yet!

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 4:03am

    Maybe you should all step outside. You're more likely to die that way than by smoking. You're also more likely to die from obessity and drinking. So you self righteous assholes should get off the people who smoke.

  • 32 35
    Submitted by msizzyk on May 20, 11 at 12:14am

    #thingsiwishidid

  • 48 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 1:26am

    Keep up the good work:)

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:46pm

    Yesss finally smart people!!

  • 50 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 3:59pm

    Isn't this a repeat? I mean, an EXACT repeat of another text??

  • 54 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 5:25am

    I've done this a few years ago :)

  • 54 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 5:24pm

    If you smoke u should be declared retarded

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 4:52pm

    smoking is so useless. it doesn't get you high or anything, it makes your teeth yellow and you smell and taste like shit. it's bad for you and it's bad for everyone else. and now that society has such a stigma agains it you don't even look cool. what a waste of money.

  • 50 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 4:42pm

    Hahahahhahahah good job!

  • 48 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 3:55pm

    3:33...3:46...also agreed

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:23pm

    can we just enjoy the comedy of this site please and not get in fights on comments for a drunk text?.... sounds like a good idea to me

  • 49 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 12:29am

    Ha ha stupid but you have to admit it'd Be funny to see the peoples reactions

  • 49 80
    Submitted by ecivresfosmret on Feb 19, 10 at 6:34pm

    You can't do that to people. Whether or not you think it's a waste of money or that it's gross, those people spent money on cigs. That is someone elses property. Honestly, it's really rude.

  • 52 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:38pm

    GRAMMUR NAZI!!! U GUYZ HAD BETTIR LURN TOO SPEEL SRSLY. THIS IS AN APP FOR TEXTING.

  • 50 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 3:25pm

    I can't stand cigarette smoke! Weed smells a lot better. TG for Cali, cigarettes are illegal in public but you can light up a joint!

  • 44 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 4:43pm

    Fail.

  • 41 68
    Submitted by mynamesjane on Feb 18, 10 at 9:36am

    Yeah this person is pissing people off, but hey. He's curing cancer :)\n\nnassau county!! yeaaahhhh

  • 41 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:27am

    Wow stfu i think it's hilarious

  • 44 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 6:15pm

    I have smoked, I did everyday for 3 years and I was productive when I did, but I know more people that have fucked their shit up from smoking than people that are productive. If you are one of the few people that isn't worthless while high, or doesn't use any other drugs congrats. Everyone else sucks.

  • 48 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 1:46am

    Hero status

  • 42 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:33am

    Safety first!!!!

  • 43 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:57pm

    I remember my first beer. Lamr

  • 48 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:16pm

    I remember my first beer.

  • 45 91
    Submitted by TRansom on Apr 21, 10 at 9:40pm

    Ahahah omg!! Possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen on here!! Not as funny if u don't imagine someone doing it!

  • 47 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 5:57pm

    If you smoke weed or cigarettes you should be declared retarded. I don't care why you smoke weed it's pathetic how many people don't do shit because they spend all day getting high.

  • 33 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 7:10pm

    Good job u did cure cancer

  • 37 82
    Submitted by socialmoose on Mar 10, 10 at 10:13pm

    Well....she's right......

  • 33 77
    Submitted by Jaimondo on Feb 24, 10 at 3:36am

    I used to do that! haha

  • 32 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:58am

    I love this :)