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  • Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jun 28, 10 at 12:20pm

    But she only lets me bang her when she's high...

  • Submitted by Beaglehead on Jun 28, 10 at 8:39am

    No wonder you turned out so fucking retarted

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      Submitted by AnonyMissFTW on Jul 3, 10 at 9:16pm

      ... "retarted" ... \nJus'say'n'.

  • Submitted by peterteamrowski on Jun 28, 10 at 10:21am

    I've sold weed to parents before, awkward.

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    Submitted by fleischer911 on Jun 28, 10 at 9:02am

    No some of us have jobs.

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    Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 28, 10 at 12:46pm

    That's when you snatch her stash and smoke it yourself in spite...

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    Submitted by ashPOON_sucks on Jun 28, 10 at 7:47pm

    I have to yell at my best friend for this exact same thing

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    Submitted by missjordynx3 on Jun 28, 10 at 11:43am

    What a fucking dumbass!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 10 at 12:11pm

    These Pretzels are making me thirsty!

  • Submitted by honda555 on Jun 28, 10 at 7:35am

    wish my mum would do that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 10 at 7:12am

    First

  • Submitted by Domo929 on Jun 28, 10 at 7:28am

    Second, I think were the only ones awake cause we were drunk last night, that's depressing

  • Submitted by NYSE on Jun 28, 10 at 10:23am

    Aren't all people?

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    Submitted by ariloa on Jan 5, 13 at 2:00am

    #storyofmylife