My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
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Better than a note and a sticky condom.
good parenting right there...kids gunna do what there gunna do best you can do is teach them to be safe
Not only that, but one ought to teach them to enjoy sex as they choose to, rather than looking upon it prudishly.
I couldn't agree with you more, but some parents think they can control their kids. I keep a stash of condoms for my nephews. They always know where to get them, never any questions asked, and I always replenish the stash before it's empty. I'm their condom fairy because each of the mothers has a stick up her ass.
I congratulate you, madam/sir. You give me some faith in humanity.
Exactly what I was gonna say.
Yawn!!! Less common sense and more inappropriate filth please.
My-my, you get testy without your morning dose of smut, don't you?
hehehe...she said teste
LMFAO! Sometimes you get me with the most random and cheesy shit! Thanks!
Mom of the year?
The first day of public school is so special.
Reverse psychology: you'll be thinking of dear mom in the heat of the moment, and won't be able to get it up. Unless you're from the deep south, of course.
Pretty sure an oedipus complex isn't strictly north or south...more of a world wide phenomenon...
I'm not sure that's going to hit home with the majority of this site
Lol...google is a wonderful tool! Btw you just called most people on here stupid and no one caught on...
Hooya calling stoopid?
Subliminal cock blockin is a lot of fun. When I know some friends are headin off to get busy, I tell them, "Just when yer about to get yet nut, think of THIS face." Then I make the ugliest face I can. I LOVE the phone calls I get late at night after that.
If if was your dad, I bet there would be a phone number on the stickie.
I'd take it out and be like "look what my mom got us" ^^
So I left her a dildo and a sticky note that said "Mom, I'm 42 years old. Go fuck yourself."
She probably didn't want you to end like her.
@porksword that was amazing
nominated for best mom for 2012 right there...
Just one? youre gonna need more then that.
She made that mistake once... Wouldnt want an accident to have an accident
Love it! Sensible mom :)
All parents should be this awesome.
This is the mom I wanna be when I start having kids
Hedo, I love you now. They're going to do it anyway, they might as well do it safely.
Funny she slipped one outta mah pocket
Story of my life
My wife did this for me once too.
as she slipped off her skirt