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  • Better than a note and a sticky condom.

    Submitted by porksword on Jan 4, 12 at 8:56pm
  • good parenting right there...kids gunna do what there gunna do best you can do is teach them to be safe

    Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 4, 12 at 5:57pm
    • Not only that, but one ought to teach them to enjoy sex as they choose to, rather than looking upon it prudishly.

      Submitted by mad2physicist on Jan 5, 12 at 12:35am
    • I couldn't agree with you more, but some parents think they can control their kids. I keep a stash of condoms for my nephews. They always know where to get them, never any questions asked, and I always replenish the stash before it's empty. I'm their condom fairy because each of the mothers has a stick up her ass.

      Submitted by Hedonistic on Jan 5, 12 at 3:26am
    • Exactly what I was gonna say.

      Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Jan 5, 12 at 5:45am
  • Mom of the year?

    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Jan 4, 12 at 5:43pm
  • The first day of public school is so special.

    Submitted by WApple on Jan 4, 12 at 6:50pm
  • Reverse psychology: you'll be thinking of dear mom in the heat of the moment, and won't be able to get it up. Unless you're from the deep south, of course.

    Submitted by TubeSounding on Jan 4, 12 at 7:15pm
    • Pretty sure an oedipus complex isn't strictly north or south...more of a world wide phenomenon...

      Submitted by GA_Peach on Jan 5, 12 at 12:11am
      • I'm not sure that's going to hit home with the majority of this site

        Submitted by McFatty60 on Jan 5, 12 at 10:41am
    • Subliminal cock blockin is a lot of fun. When I know some friends are headin off to get busy, I tell them, "Just when yer about to get yet nut, think of THIS face." Then I make the ugliest face I can. I LOVE the phone calls I get late at night after that.

      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 5, 12 at 1:17pm
  • If if was your dad, I bet there would be a phone number on the stickie.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 4, 12 at 9:20pm
  • I'd take it out and be like "look what my mom got us" ^^

    Submitted by Nero905 on Jan 5, 12 at 11:09am
  • She probably didn't want you to end like her.

    Submitted by aawwsshheett on Jan 4, 12 at 6:55pm
  • @porksword that was amazing

    Submitted by adamd2p on Jan 6, 12 at 3:32am
  • So I left her a dildo and a sticky note that said "Mom, I'm 42 years old. Go fuck yourself."

    Submitted by Mactastic on Jan 4, 12 at 11:57pm
  • Just one? youre gonna need more then that.

    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Jan 4, 12 at 6:34pm
  • nominated for best mom for 2012 right there...

    Submitted by awkwardpalmtree on Jan 5, 12 at 1:54am
  • She made that mistake once... Wouldnt want an accident to have an accident

    Submitted by ComboBreaker28 on Jan 5, 12 at 10:32am
  • Love it! Sensible mom :)

    Submitted by badgirl72 on Jan 6, 12 at 11:13am
  • All parents should be this awesome.

    Submitted by mad2physicist on Jan 5, 12 at 12:31am
  • Best\nMom\nEver

    Submitted by donnym4133 on Jan 5, 12 at 10:47pm
  • This is the mom I wanna be when I start having kids

    Submitted by smiche516 on Jan 5, 12 at 4:52pm
  • Hedo, I love you now. They're going to do it anyway, they might as well do it safely.

    Submitted by AbsynthiaFae on Jan 5, 12 at 3:35am
  • Fake

    Submitted by phips on Jan 5, 12 at 2:38am
  • Funny she slipped one outta mah pocket

    Submitted by PHD1026 on Jan 4, 12 at 11:30pm
  • Awesome.

    Submitted by Thatzwhatshesaid on Jan 4, 12 at 9:52pm
  • Story of my life

    Submitted by lalo0600 on Jan 4, 12 at 9:36pm
  • Legend!

    Submitted by snugglebunnii on Jan 5, 12 at 8:31am
  • My wife did this for me once too.

    Submitted by dthbrngr on Jan 4, 12 at 6:51pm
  • as she slipped off her skirt

    Submitted by mmmmbop on Jan 4, 12 at 6:42pm