This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
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Maybe. Some ice. Would serve. Him better.
ice for a severed finger would work better duct tape should be saved for severed limbs and gun shot wounds.
Is this the kid from Malcom in the Middle who pauses after every word?
Probably fingered a sharks vagina
A for fraudulent hilariousness
did you ask him for an inhaler?
Duct tape fixes EVERYTHING.
Well what finger was it? If it was his left ring finger you've saved him a life of servitude. If it was a thumb, then he's just playing life on hard mode. Hardcore mode would be without both thumbs.
I say. This is too. Obviously fake. That it's. Not even. Fuckin funny.
That's fucking stupid the bitch so of lost his whole fucin hand
Get off the phone and help the dude. And no, not with tape
Take some tylonol and you'll be fine.