During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
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It really wouldn't take much to ruin those movies #teamgetalife
One other thing that might break the magical fantasy shit: if the vampire has no heartbeat how does he get hard?
Excellent question! I've never thought of it that way...
Ann rice answers that...they have to feed first before they can screw to get the excess blood needed to get aroused..also they can't breed..the plumbing doesn't work..since..you know..there dead...see good writers actually answer questions that present giant plot holes...Meyers writes at a 4TH grade level and actually needed her publishing companies to clean up her work
You are so informative
I was a huge vampire fan back when they were tortured damned abominations against god not Mary sue sparkling ambercrombie models...back when they sucked blood not cock
The same way he walks around and talks without a heartbeat: Magic. Or plotholes. Take yer pick.
he actually makes a really good point..
Umm no. Just because I love beer, doesn't mean I would drink it out of someone's vagina.
So the shitty storyline, silly plot, terrible acting, and piss poor character progression didn't do it?
Fuck you for seeing twilight, fuck you for bringing anyone to see it, fuck you for even considering that that horrid shit could ever be enjoyed. I hate you.
Yay for ruining Twilight
You need a new boyfriend anyway. One that will fuck the retarded thoughts of your head that twilight is even remotely enjoyable.
@decks What's the point? I'd love to ruin this for some people.
because rigor mortis has set in, they're dead, everything's hard all the time, the question should be where the sperm came from.
rigor mortis goes away after a few hours...what you really gotta look out for are the gasses that build up during decomp...you thought a queef was bad before...
Huh... I guess that string in his teeth isn't dental floss after all.
This is fucking priceless haha
Though I'm not a Twilight fan, that's a pretty good way to ruin it...
I love the porns that cane out of Twilight lol Twatlight is a classic
He went to see a Twilight movie with you. That earns him the right to say any stupid thing he wants for at least a week. Boyfriend of the year right there.
Yey!! You all hate sparkily vampires and obviously know all the mechanics of Meyer vampire style sparkily sex lmao
I would firebomb that backalley abortion of a movie if it wouldn't get me arrested...read the ruthless.com review for it..it expressed my hate in ways I never could in well thought out arguments
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Yr boyfriend watches The Vampire Diaries. I think you have bigger problems haha