I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
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that shit is real
Another bitch whining about a breakup? My day is now complete!
Actually, this "bitch" is perfectly happy without him, but thought it would be a funny text to send to my friends. Guess one of them thought it WAS funny (or pathetic) enough to put on here.
More likely to be the latter.. But if this is true, hooray for sarcasm!