She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
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a most logical conclusion
I believe you meant moist logical conclusion.
At least you get a hilarious story outta the deal
Yeah throwing menstruation into any pick up line is basically gonna guarantee that. What a fucktard...
I'm stealing this costume idea.
Your Spock ears were showing too.
I applaud your imagery
Invoking Star Trek in any conversation with a woman is sure to end with a lonely night. Unless she's a Trekkie then idk of u would want that anyways.
You keep thinking female Star Trek fans aren't worth getting to know. More for me....
even without the bloody Vulcan vag comment....pretty sure you were going home all by your lonesome, anyway.