I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
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Don't forget to drop off your application.
The future is dismal
The future is bright.
Now if that's not a glowing recommendation for a college education, I don't know what is.
that's how yer supposed to prepare for graduation...I had to leave mid-ceremony to throw up, I was so hungover
Better put on your shades...\nThe future's looking bright.
I believe what happened between you and your parents was a failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. Get your life straightened out kid.
Smoke a bowl right before you walk.