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  • No, you need to go to the registrar's office and find a program that will get you a job when you graduate.

    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Dec 17, 12 at 2:04pm
  • Now it makes sense why that dolphin is always lurking in the shadows across the street.

    Submitted by Liquidgenius on Dec 17, 12 at 6:54pm
  • Now that you mention it.. Dolphins are suspicious little bastards.

    Submitted by HippyChick on Dec 17, 12 at 2:29pm
  • So long, and thanks for all the fish.

    Submitted by Bloomfield on Dec 18, 12 at 11:59am
  • Im suspicious of dolphins, dinosaurs, and other random species... sneaky bastards.

    Submitted by WhiskeyBarbie on Dec 17, 12 at 7:57pm
  • This made me cackle loudly on the train. Brilliant text

    Submitted by Leigh_ofkent on Dec 18, 12 at 4:45am
  • Maybe he's seen the Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy too many times?

    Submitted by Authiel on Dec 18, 12 at 3:44am
  • Your philosophy professor has read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

    Submitted by slucketlist on Dec 21, 12 at 11:59pm
  • Those dolphins are up to something... with their huge brains and all pretending they don't understand a word we say

    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Dec 17, 12 at 8:31pm
  • Dolphins have been known to rap3 people... And they're the only known animal other than humans that have sex just for fun. ... Pretty damn suspiscious lol.

    Submitted by RDR_Dan on Jan 4, 13 at 9:15pm
  • Any species that can kill sharks and circles humans having sex is pretty high on the creep list.

    Submitted by dictatorforlife on Dec 19, 12 at 11:55am
  • I'm beginning to think their sonar is really an experimental WMD they a working on. Serious.. they are dolphins. They are up to something.

    Submitted by Liquidgenius on Dec 17, 12 at 10:53pm
  • Those fishy smiles they always wear are creepy also. Looking right at you with one eye and smile.

    Submitted by funkhmmmm1 on Dec 18, 12 at 1:34am
  • Went stoned to philosophy everyday, participated so much more

    Submitted by stikybriches on Dec 18, 12 at 3:44am
  • Eightyeigt

    Submitted by eightyeigt on Dec 17, 12 at 10:55pm