My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
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No, you need to go to the registrar's office and find a program that will get you a job when you graduate.
Have you ever heard of prerequisite electives, good sir?
Now it makes sense why that dolphin is always lurking in the shadows across the street.
Now that you mention it.. Dolphins are suspicious little bastards.
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
This made me cackle loudly on the train. Brilliant text
Maybe he's seen the Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy too many times?
Im suspicious of dolphins, dinosaurs, and other random species... sneaky bastards.
Those dolphins are up to something... with their huge brains and all pretending they don't understand a word we say
Your philosophy professor has read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Dolphins have been known to rap3 people... And they're the only known animal other than humans that have sex just for fun. ... Pretty damn suspiscious lol.
Any species that can kill sharks and circles humans having sex is pretty high on the creep list.
I'm beginning to think their sonar is really an experimental WMD they a working on. Serious.. they are dolphins. They are up to something.
Those fishy smiles they always wear are creepy also. Looking right at you with one eye and smile.
Went stoned to philosophy everyday, participated so much more