Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
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Likely case scenario, hot bartender doesn't want you anyway, you're probably not a blip on tattooed boyfriend's radar, you go home and jerk it alone while thinking of said bartender while tattooed boyfriend tattoos hot bartender's ass
Better make it a double...
That's a pretty wide range of outcomes.
Awesome case scenario: tattooed guy is boyfriend and they want you in on a threesome.
Yeah, except for all those who don't like sword fights
Is that even a thing? I mean... it's 2013
yourallstupid is correct