A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
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lol wonder what he told the nurses.
As an ER nurse, he could have said I was masturbating...I would have been weirded out, but I would be more happy that he wasn't crashing. And no, I would not help him.
As a nurse I understand that completely.
Lol...I would pay good money to have this happen at one of my nursing clinicals...somebody come to Michigan and do it lol
Good move!!! Should of had the nurses do it for you!
Believe it or not I have had two different docs tell me to spank it in the hospital in one hospital stay.
Hey 11:02, no one may have said it was a man but I think we are all assuming it is as men would be stupid enough to masterbate in s hospital. Women are smarter than that. And I'm a guy so
I Can say that lol
Most women are smarter than that, but then, so are most men. There's always exceptions, though.
Fuck yeah Dallas :))
Thankfully my girl wasnt hooked up to a monitor when we did it in the hospital. Yes she was a patient and this was in Fort Worth. Funny these things happen so close
that's an awesome way of telling me you got laid last night. I bet you feel sweet!!!!!
haha, i broke my ankle a few weeks ago and this was the first ting that poped into my head, so i busted out laughing and everybody thought i was crazy
Heeheehee. If I'm ever in a nursing home on a life-support system, swear I will do that
pretty sure you wouldn't be able to do it if you were on life support...
Fuck yeah !!!!
Bahaha I love thia
Being a nurse... I can totally see how that would happen.
New goal to set, thx man
No one said this was a man.
Hell yeah Dallas!!!
haha that's pretty funny. :]
Oh wow kid lol I would have asked the nurses ;)
Scared seeing heart monitor or ?
Hahahahahahaha this would be coming from 214!
Next time if they freak out (if only if the nurse is a chick) ask her to do it for u :)
L. O. Mother#¥€%'n L.
Hah. Try masturbating after 2 days with no sleep. Talk about lightning them the thunder.
Did you ask for a sponge bath after?
been in the hospital 4 times (im very accident prone) and ive never thought to do this. =] love it
This is funny. Especially because my sister is a nurse that works in a Dallas hospital
I'm a nurse and this happens.,, a lot.
Ps. To the previous post - just bc you're on a heart monitor doesn't mean you're on life support.,.
Explains why ma grandpa was kick out thn :S
Lol I did that too.
Not code blue code white the cum is spraying out
Hahaha.....ICU Jack Tach. See that all too often.
Wonder if they fed it back through the IV to him...
Omg I'm a nurse n I woulda poured a jug of iced cold water on u! Ha
HOLY SHIT! i think my cousin works there and i think they figured out what was going on. 9721469
I hope they didn't stop him otherwise they'd have to call a code blue...ball!
Ask the nurses to help. It's the LAW
thats funny y would you masterbate in a hospital anyway? thats gross
Iv dun this!!
Pure awesomeness hahaha
Come in there like " sir are you ok?" ""yeah I just had an awsome orgasm!""
Im a nurse in ICU. Why on earth do you men masturbate in a hospital when ur sick?? What is turning you on???! Lol.
If I was one of those nurses I wouldn't be scared, more like turned on