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  • America doesn't want or need that gold medal

    Submitted by Boxfac3 on Mar 4, 12 at 3:46pm
  • You get class credits for being a virgin if have an Engineering major.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 5, 12 at 3:11am
  • No, you didn't win gold. You tripped on one of the low hurdles and fell face first

    Submitted by haliganbar on Mar 4, 12 at 9:13pm
  • To all you virgins...thanks for nothing!

    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Mar 5, 12 at 12:19pm
  • I've gone almost 22 years of being a virgin. Someone stop this streak ASAP.

    Submitted by blackmetalcore on Mar 4, 12 at 11:31pm
    • I'm with you, 26 years and counting my friend...by now I think I'm asexual.

      Submitted by erisblake on Mar 5, 12 at 1:48pm
  • Thats not a title you want to hold..... Being a virgin in college and all.

    Submitted by 1980DirtNasty on Mar 5, 12 at 12:38am
  • I lasted a semester and a half!...

    Submitted by mazerati on Mar 4, 12 at 7:32pm
  • Hey it's my area code :D\n\n...and my life's story too D=

    Submitted by Blacksabbath211 on Mar 5, 12 at 1:33pm
  • What I got outta all that was...he/she is fugly.

    Submitted by temeriti on Mar 4, 12 at 5:49pm
  • Keepin it classy in northeast Ohio.

    Submitted by cvidmar99 on Mar 4, 12 at 1:07pm
    • Be sure to keep your rapier sharp wit away from your date...wouldn't want her to deflate.

      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Mar 5, 12 at 12:17pm
  • this is the winner of the gold medal of the self-imposed hurdle event of said virgin Olympics.

    Submitted by Kevin201 on Mar 5, 12 at 12:10am
  • Made it through college and still good. Then again I'm religious so that may disqual me lol

    Submitted by savvy102 on Mar 5, 12 at 1:56am