Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
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America doesn't want or need that gold medal
You get class credits for being a virgin if have an Engineering major.
No, you didn't win gold. You tripped on one of the low hurdles and fell face first
To all you virgins...thanks for nothing!
I've gone almost 22 years of being a virgin. Someone stop this streak ASAP.
I'm with you, 26 years and counting my friend...by now I think I'm asexual.
What I got outta all that was...he/she is fugly.
Hey it's my area code :D\n\n...and my life's story too D=
Thats not a title you want to hold..... Being a virgin in college and all.
I lasted a semester and a half!...
Keepin it classy in northeast Ohio.
Be sure to keep your rapier sharp wit away from your date...wouldn't want her to deflate.
Made it through college and still good. Then again I'm religious so that may disqual me lol
this is the winner of the gold medal of the self-imposed hurdle event of said virgin Olympics.
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