No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
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How do you know Jesus? That's my landscaper. He's the one that gave me herpes.
Clearly "somethingawful" failed out of EMT school and is bitter... Maybe next time champ.
Actually laughed out loud on this one...!
I give'th but cannot take'th away.
Not many people remember that verse in the Book of Ke$ha.
@ something awful: emts can do a lot more than just put on oxygen and drive the ambulance. And paramedics do need a doctors order. They have call the doctor to get permission to do and give a lot. Also, the only thing nurses can't do that medics can is intubate and even then a lot of hospitals train their nurse to tube
Mr. Flinstone you're right. You have my respect for knowing wtf you're talking about! :)
Haha just like we can't fix stupid-
Good ol' nasty ass Texas Tech
Should have contacted her before this happened since she would be able to advise you on prevention: wear a condom
@somethingawful what an idiot
Technically, something awful is right. EMT's can't do much more than give oxygen and drive; it's the Paramedics that can do all of the cool skills. Actually more than nurses can without a doc's permission.
@julialynne as paramedics we have standing orders which means we can do things under our protocols without calling for permission every thing we do for each patient. We are an extension of our medical director. Should we need something outside of those protocols that's when we call for orders.
Herpes= the new leprosy
Ahh my bf is an emt...gotta love them.
but since your also a stripper you sure can give them
EMT's can't do shit. They just put oxygen on everyone. But they do drive the ambulance.