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  • They're not sluts cause they like it rough. Being a slut means you sleep around with no hesitation. I loooove rough sex but I've only had one partner, that doesn't make me a slut. To the OP: i'm jealous!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:43am
  • I'm a chick, and I love it hot and rough, and I get that the girl says it was great- but this text makes me cringe and my skin crawl. Reading this makes me react the way guys do at the sheer mention of getting kicked in the nuts. Sounds like she needed lube. Ug. Never ever ever EVER would I want my gina literally ripped. Ow. No way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:24pm
  • Where are all the sexy, open-minded, freaky girls in here from ?? You have no idea what I want to do to your vaginas

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:24am
  • this post is hilarious, it's just chicks egging on guys and guys biting, getting pissed off. Look to all the fellas out there, obviously the ladies are fuckin with you. straight up i have a 6 inch dick, and i have NEVERRRR, NEVERRR been hated on by a chick. And no its not because "they want to be nice" its because when im in bed I know what the fuck im doing and i know how to please my girl. all you little dicked dipshits need to learn a thing or two about foreplay, its not all about sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:53pm
    • Coming from a girl, THIS statement ^^ has never been truer. I've been with Huge dicks that were a disappointment cause they didn't know wtf they were doing (even though they thought they were gods in bed)

      Submitted by phantomb on Jul 3, 11 at 1:58pm
  • I ripped my poor girlfriend's vagina the first night we had sex. And the next day, when she was sitting in a bath tub full of cold water to numb it, I got in with her because I'm a nice guy, all vagina ripping aside... ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 10:15am
  • Oh god, that's terrible. Good sex does not mean that your vagina rips, that's bad sex. Now you're just going to be really loose

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:07am
    • that's funny you say it makes you loose? my ex ripped me and im not loose, maybe you are?

      Submitted by lmsunshinex3 on Mar 29, 10 at 5:26am
  • The Girth to move the Earth

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:06am
  • lol tht sounds like it should hurt

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:44am
  • Such a gratifying feeling when you drop your girl off and get to watch her hobble/limp up to her front door. A job well done!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:48am
  • If you're the one who posted 3:31, then you do realize you're the first women to actually be nice about this on this entire thread, right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:42pm
  • I almost got insecure about my dick reading through this. Then I remembered that I cum every time, and happily went on my way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:10am
  • oh, and to the dude with small cock - I am about 7 inches and I still pop out doggy style and other positions - if you want to go hard and full length I think you will always pop out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:11am
  • agreed with everyone, you haven't met a perverted woman now have you? if not i'd like to introduce you to me. and pussy tearin' is where it's at. high five. ;D

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:24am
  • oh dear god. hahahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:42am
  • When you can't walk the next day, you know it was some DAMN good sex. I'm a girl, I talk like this, and WORSE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:23am
  • i exercise my kegels everyday:) i take pride in my teeny vag ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:37pm
  • i'm a girl and i talk like this

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:24am
  • well it all depends on the depth and width of a womans vaginal canal. Some would prefer not to have their guts stirred up, while others relish in the pain caused by the constant thumping on their cervex. Bottom line, just fuck them like you have the biggest cock in the world, and if you have to ask..........yes she has had bigger

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:17pm
  • no, I'm pretty sure he ripped her vagina. i've done it, there is blood

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:42am
  • he probably just hasn't been with the girls he should be with. no one likes a mousey chick, bro.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:52am
  • To the tightness guy: Every vag is perfectly tight if you can fill the hole. Think about it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:27am
  • Girls do talk like this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:20am
  • Um sounds painful and ewww!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:34am
  • I read about someone who had tried putting a sex toy on a power tool. It ended with the gal being airlifted to the ER.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 5:07pm
  • 1:23 you are wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:48pm
  • SHUT UP with penis size already. It matters more to the boys than to the girls. This is the most boring disucssion EVER. Do you have a penis? Great, use it and use it well. Now seriously...STFU with all the whining about size.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:40am
  • 12:19 I love that quote "Sex is the consolation for not finding enough love." -Marquez Because honestly I actually have fallen truely in love with my girlfriend and we have sex about a third to half as much as I have in past relationships. But here it's actually making love and it's been the best sex of my life. And to go along with the rest of the thread, I'm average sized and get her screaming every single time. Tease tease tease then go deep.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:01am
  • whoever posted this..........dont hook up with these lil dicked bastards

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:24pm
  • To each their own, but not my cup of tea.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 7:38pm
  • Dick size doesn't matter. The urethra basically shrinks or wraps up closer to the peen, so pleasure is the same either way. Who knew...I swear, look it up. ugh but the thought of a rip...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:24am
  • god i need to get laid. you go girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:59pm
  • some of the best sx of my life has been with an average sized penis....most of us girls know were never gonna live up to your dream girl, but we know we still turn you on....cant you be satisfied knowing you please us at all? :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:31pm
  • op: oh my god, thats not true at all....every girl ive talked to has agreed that up to a point, its the way its used that matters most....and a guy with a really big dick usually relies on it to do all the work for him....sometimes youll find one that drives you nuts, but typically its the average sized guys who try really hard...dont count on size to make a woman scream....practice, practice, practice :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:00pm
  • no one thinks kegels will "always" keep them tight. thats dumb. some women use it, like after childbirth. the vagina, obviously, has major elasticity...so yea, it works for some women. not every women uses it. most don't care cause they are fine with their bodies. so no....you don't know something we don't or have some inner wisdom.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:34am
  • girth definitely matters most, and length doesn't matter as much its if the guy knows how to use it...don't let these girls get you down boys keep doing your thing ;-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 8:40am
  • You know it was awesome sex when you need to sit on a fbag of frozen vegetables the entire next day. Word.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 11:34pm
  • No, I'm pretty sure she meant that she loved it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:53pm
  • hotdog down a hallway

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:37pm
  • lol, it looks bigger up close. she won't care when the deed is done and if she does then she may just be a whore and your penis size is the least of her worries.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:21pm
  • Not when you're all two-faced bitches about it

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:33pm
  • Vaginas don't have many nerves inside, so it wouldn't hurt during. But you're going to be sore as hell afterwards. And that's when you notice and go "sweet Jesus, that was awesome!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:23pm
  • man, you seriously believe you can't satisfy a chick with an average penis? it's called foreplay. diversify your bedroom talents son

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:43pm
  • are you a dude? then "every girl ive talked to has agreed that up to a point, its the way its used that matters most" is not contradictory with "they'll still be two-faced because they want all the benefits of big dick without admitting that it's the only thing they can get off on."

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:02pm
  • Pretty much. Being average sucks because not only are you not good enough for today's women, they'll still be two-faced because they want all the benefits of big dick without admitting that it's the only thing they can get off on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:17pm
  • That's some bullshit. Seriously. Look, I'm a woman, I'm not saying ladies don't like it rough (some women, some of the time, I'm not generalizing here) but like.... did anyone else read this, KNOW that she didn't mean he literally ripped it, but still just got an awful mental image and had the same sympathy reaction that guys have when they witness another guy getting hit in the balls and just go "OUCH WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME THAT MENTAL IMAGE?!" .... cuz that's what I did.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:44pm
  • haha 4:51 you sound exactly like my boyfriend. cheers

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:55pm
  • your mom = my most recent. just saying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:35pm
  • ive done that but this isnt a 602 code

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 12:14am
  • Women don't understand measuables, they can only measure relative to their experience, numbers mean nothing to them

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:51pm
  • I think what some guys end up getting pissed about is when they're "let go" and told it's for some paticular reason, then he hears through the grape vine that he was let go for some explicitly sexual reason that was never even mentioned to him, I think that happens often, and it is 2 faced, however 3:31's explination seemed to sum up the whole issue pretty well

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:44pm
  • Funniest shit ever! I want to fuck dan regen. Im 29/m/germany. Dan regan im going to find you I want to uck you and make you shout mangarangadang. you will love me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:39pm
  • Oh they burned you dude. Girls love that stuff. You live in a damn cave or something?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:38am
  • FUN FACT: the average penis is 5.1 inches long. according to this IM HUGE!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:48pm
  • aww:) haha, ya that would be me...im the one who posted originally too...haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:43pm
  • been there, bf ripped me wide open was with him for a year before he broke it, broke it again a week later, hurt like a bitch, o well was still fun lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:31pm
  • maybe im old fashioned, but really? size matters, yeah, but it also matters if its the right person.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 7:56pm
  • calling women who like good sex sluts is not logical. Sex is good fun. Good sex is great. Enjoy it while as often as you can.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:11am
  • And ladies, if you ask us, yes we've had tighter

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:30pm
  • wowww

    Submitted by CoonBabble on Feb 15, 10 at 2:44am
  • that MANGARANG thing... it must have been BANGARANG!! like they say in the movie Hook starring Robin Williams.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:58pm
  • Gotta love the long beach girls nothing like em... Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:46pm
  • Is this Vanessa? Are you talking about Greg?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:40pm
  • JEALOUS. You go girl. I have only had 1 guy able to do this...Damn I miss that boy...Where is his number........

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 7:20pm
  • That's why my original post still stands, in that average isn't good enough for the vast majority of today's girls, even if some of them are tight at all (emphasis on some).

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:55pm
  • To the people near the top.... 1- yes girls do talk like that, and trust me i would know. really, get out of the house haha. 2- although i will admit, in the guys defense, it does annoy me when girls talk to other girls about sex, i will admit. whether its good or bad aside, SOME stuff should be kept between the 2 lol. 3- you girls are pretty skanky lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 10:07pm
  • The really funny thing is that girls think this is a one way street. The even funnier thing is that they think kegels will always keep them tight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 9:03am
  • big dick laziness sucks! don't count on size to get you by guys. so disappointing when a guy, no matter what size, doesn't know what to do with it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 7:49pm
  • i hope she has meat curtains now

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:59pm
  • love all the unstable boys in here making this about them. evidently a girl loving some big cock or rough sex makes them "two-faced" and "sluts"...stop projecting your insecurities, buck up, no woman likes a whiny insecure asshole. Yeah, guess what, it's not about you, no one gives a fuck about your sob story. get laid more. fyi: average dicks don't usually present a problem.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 6:12pm
  • haha what the fuck kind of name is paxes?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:37pm
  • It's so hard to find guys that will go to such awesome lengths ; )

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:44am
  • Ok then... So at a glance I've noticed this dumb fucking argument about dick size and how girls are evil to lie to a dude about her real opinion about his dick and all that shit... Just outta curiosity and pure truth, how often do u tell the person u just fucked "I kinda wish u had been tighter... Or get better with ur mouth"??? Never, we all lie now let's all get our panties out of a knot and gget back to fucking ;) hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 3:31am
  • I just like hearing you girls talk about cock

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 12:12pm
  • hahahah girls definately talk like this..i work at hooters were perverted as hell. get out in the world a little more buddy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 7:45pm
  • Whenever I start my period mid sex I just blame it on him ripping me. Lol. Might as well make hi feel good about earning his red wings.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 8:03pm
  • this has caused quite the stir....haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:45pm
  • wow, I just burnt over an hour at work reading this thread, bravo all. This is what this site is all about ha ha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:46am
  • It's definatly demoralizing to hear girls get all excited about an unusually large guy, and you can see that excitment in her girlfriends, and know that you can't create that, no matter how hard you work

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:21pm
  • my bf does this all the time... i love it XD lol

    Submitted by Cabbage on Feb 2, 10 at 8:22pm
  • Soooo allie was paxes really that huge? I mean it looks like he's packin man meat but really?!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:45am
  • dude, just cuz chicks like it rough does not make them a slut. get it sraight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 6:05pm
  • OH MY GOD. That's my fucking dream! haha(:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:55pm
  • To simplify: If you give sex to the guys that screw to the best/roughest, you toss in the guys who make love to you and call you "darling" for the guy who calls you SLUT while he nails you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:20am
  • Most slut bags have un-rippable vaginas dude.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:53am
  • Meredith, is that you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 1:32pm
  • LOL 11:26 makes me laugh cause "he got a big dick ya kno?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:18am
  • seriously. i love that guys think girls are so pure and innocent all the time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 7:35pm
  • Big dick= awesome Average dick= totally acceptable Small dick= HUGE problem. Perfect your oral technique- that's your only hope. Sorry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 8:25pm
  • fat chicks and whores talk like this. go fat chicks!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:01pm
  • you obviously have extremely little experience with talking to women if you think none of us talk like this...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:34am
  • 8 is the perfect size.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:26pm
  • Oh, Whittier... Why do you never surprise me? Haha!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:01pm
  • me too, it was kinda of entertaining tho

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:13am
  • holy shit, i cant believe i just read this whole damn thread lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:16am
  • 12:14: Girls do talk like this. We just spare you from hearing it so you won't get your feelings hurt to realize that SIZE DOES MATTER!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:56pm
  • Now thats a good night LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:05am
  • Why are ppl so angry with theese coments...u girls need to hit me up forsure ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 3:15am
  • hahaha, i'm a guy and i talk to my chick friends AND my guy friends about alllll kinds of this shit. oooooooh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:47am
  • i wish i didn't have such a small penis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:21pm
  • Awwww, someone hurt his little penis' feelings...:( well, it must be small, right...cause why else would he still be crying and trying to make himself feel better by then trying to make girls feel bad about themselves? What a winner!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 3:31pm
  • What's with dudes getting pissy when girls talk about what kind of dick they like? Nothing better than girls being honest about what turns them on. Girls - is there a difference between a dick you'd want for a one nighter verse the dick you'd want 'till death do you part? I'm thinking huge would be fun for y'all to have once in a while... but doesn't sound ideal for every day sexin'... no?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 1:23am
  • He is the beard of Zeus covered in lady juice

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:48pm
  • this was total bullshit. NO GIRLS TALK LIKE THIS............NONE

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:14am
  • Was it the best night ever because your titties got torn or because you got laid?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:06pm
  • girls like this who enjoy getting their pussies ripped must be so loose that they enjoy fisting or believe that pain afterwards = good sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:11pm
  • Holy shit! I wish I was you. My man did it said he would never do it again but I would

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:09am
  • Lmao..only in long beach hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 6:01pm
  • use lube. people say it's for "old ladies" and guys who dont get girls horny enough... but it makes your sex like 10x better. especially if you have a big dick. and if you have a small one, it can help you bring her there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:56pm
  • and when you are done with the chips if you are big enough you can fuck the empty can...........ingenious

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:56pm
  • she said it was her best night ever... why is ANYONE saying bad night...?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 7:56am
  • ohhh yeah. i've been there. good times. and yeah i'm a hugeeee slut even though i was with my boyfriend

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:34am
  • Owwww??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 10 at 2:57am
  • ehh, we'll that just a mess for everyone to deal with now!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:07am
  • You better keep a suture kit by your badside girl! Must've had a dick like a tuna can. It ain't gonna scrape the back, but it sure as he'll tore up the sides!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:58am
  • I can do beter than rip it I can destroy it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 1:42am
  • Whatever you say, sweetheart...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:38pm
  • HAHAHA If i wasn't married with kids id put this as my facebook status "I did anal last night and now i have one hole! :D Benefits are that I use less loo roll!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:52pm
  • I had my gina split so wide open, i couldn't have sex for another 2 weeks

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 7:04am
  • i love condoms and lots of cum

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:33pm
  • Dude I think this might have been me..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 5:37pm
  • did that to my ex. she walked bowlegged for two days. and i'm not gigantic. it's all about the motion, brawskee's.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:26pm
  • 3:22, isn't there something in between, like say, honesty?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:26pm
  • (continued) because it would be rude for a girl to reject you last minute, cuz of your dick. Once you've made out and gotten her hot and heavy, she'll fuck you regardless.\n\nIf someone makes a joke about small dicks? Laugh with them. If a girl mentions she hates them? Agree, say small dicked ppl should die. Be secure in knowing size doesnt matter at all- its only THE GAME that matters. Play the game right, and you always win. Even size itself is just an ILLUSION- women THINK they w

    Submitted by anonymousdude84 on Jul 10, 12 at 4:21am
    • sorry buddy but you're fooling yourself. there is of course too big to feel good, but that's not common. bigger than average is better every time and as a mature sexually secure woman I can assure you its physical not psychological.

      Submitted by road2nowhere on Sep 16, 12 at 11:40am
  • This happened to me last night. It hurts so good until the morning. The only thing that sucks is that my husband and I can't have rough sex all the time because I prefer to be able to walk the next day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 7:50pm
  • This whole thread has been entirely predictable

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:05am
  • @ 2:01 am ^ i like you & your post. you have the right idea.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:35am
  • hahahaha this has got to be one of the funniest things ive ever read, the whole thing...girls talk dirty as shit, some of the girls i know try to tone it up around us, but to actually hear them talk the shit they do, but still being a guy, guys just go the extra mile...and size only matters when you want to cover the fact that you have no clue what the hell youre doing

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:03pm
  • Skanks definitely talk like this. And just so you know, ripping it is more about workin' angles and going real hard while having a blatent disregard for your own balls. If GOOD sex took place both parties should be in wonderful pain afterwards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:19pm
  • SIZE does matter, but I cant make it grow........thats why im in it for me \,,/rock out with your averaged sized cock out \,,/

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:04pm
  • And you saw the reaction that you got from all the other girls. And men are the ones who are pigs...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:45pm
  • two-faced? thats stupid....haha...youre not listening to anything ive been saying...so if you wanna wallow and assume youll never please a woman, be my guest

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:38pm
  • So that's the deal huh? Girls are just out looking for the biggest dick possible and the majority of us are just never going to really get a girl off?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:05pm
  • in my experience girls talk way dirtier than guys, i swear to god, i don't tell my guys the details just the rough sketch...women talk a lot of shit because they have no penis

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:56am
  • This thread is really confusing lol. But from what I've read, can I sum everyone's opinions up with this: Size is a plus, but not must, it depends on how we use it? And when the term "big dick" is used, can us guys have some actual numbers? What is considered big by most girls?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:00pm
  • honestly....it might have been me who wrote this haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:10pm
  • I sure hope that isn't meant to be taken literally, if so all you whores are gonna LOVE childbirth. Nothing tears a vag like 8 pounds of baby.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:32pm
  • I love sex, so you go girl! I would totally text my girls like that. However, I personally don't like big dicks. I don't even like 6 inches. 5 inches is the perfect size. =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 3:21pm
  • sluts make the world go round, not money haha I LOVE FREAKY BITCHES!! dont let these dudes hate on you, whore it up everyday!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:34am
  • ahahaha I'm from the 562. Who the hell is this!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 8:59pm
  • 4:43 as much as I'd like to talk about every girl I've made scream it still doesn't stop them from backstabbing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:50pm
  • Omg. This happened to me twice. And I agree.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:38am
  • i agree 8-8.5 is perfect. 5 or 6?! wayyy too small. 7 might be ok if the guy can do some terrific tongue tricks beforehand

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 10:31pm
  • backstabbing will happen even if you're penis is the size of a pringles can. btw....pringles are fucking awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:55pm
  • 3:22 i would consider 6.3 above average. but i just get tired of guys wanting to know girl's opinions on dick sizes. yes, it really weighs heavily on how you use it, but if you have nothing to work with then...you call it being two-faced bitches, but it's us trying to spare your feelings. my last bf had, literally, a 3 inch dick that couldn't get hard. would you rather i insult him?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:10pm
  • ahahh thats how we do in long beach!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:16pm
  • 8 does not fit for me, my ex was that big and even with his cock up against my cervix, there was still about two inches left over, no matter what position we tried. In a way that was hot, but my current bf is a little smaller, 6.5, and I honestly like it much better. More versatility. It can rough when we want it, it still bangs against my cervix, depending on the angle. Or not so rough, for times when I don't want to roll over and feel like I was assaulted by a freight train.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:21am
  • WITH A BEARD OF ZEUS COVERED IN LADY JUICE, DAN REGAN IS A LEGEND

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 6:46pm
  • 11:46...you're right about 1.23....went straight back to the dick size again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:49am
  • hahaha....what a dick :) bitch, you dont know my life :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:39pm
  • op: im not fat or a whore, i just had some damn good sex...i swear to god, it was like fucking a horse we have another date next weekend ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:58pm
  • Might be funny if it wasn't physically impossible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 3:33pm
  • I'm a woman and from my experience being w/ an above average penis equals less work for the most part, but the average/below average guys are better @ incorporating foreplay. I can honestly say I've enjoyed all of my sexual encounters, be them large or small.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:01pm
  • it doesnt hurt during, only after lol. good sex=bomb

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:00am
  • You don't know the half of it. I've -literally- been shit talked and laughed at right behind my back. And yeah, any girl who would do something like laugh at a guy right behind his back is low. But that still doesn't mean girls aren't allowed to have their preferences.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:27pm
  • Good point, does true average equal subpar to most women? Girls, are you disappointed with average? If so, that means most of you are disappointed most of the time, is that the case?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:31pm
  • My dick is a nuke... Booom :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:35am
  • 3:33 definitely won't ever please a woman.... especially if he keeps referring to them as 'bitches'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 5:28am
  • I didn't realize that insulting or lying were the only two options. And guys keep asking because girls keep lying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:13pm
  • DAN REGAN, BEST FUCK EVER! Except he shouted out MANGARANG when he came up my crack. Still trying to work out what he mean't, Think it mean't I LOVE YOU?!? I mean he cried afterwards he was so happy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:32pm
  • girls talk like this with other girls

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:05am
  • My god.... This comment board is stuffed with bitches and insecure dicks...

    Submitted by Florida_pride on Jun 15, 12 at 12:15pm
  • hahahah godddamn. whatever... great sex is great... in whatever shape or form you want it to be. haha everyone is entitled to their opinion.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:22pm
  • So how do you guys have sex? You'd have to like, scissor or something.... Alright so question to the lesbian: Why do you guys use dildos if you hate the penis so much?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 6:40am
  • Ripping your vagina a good thing? Ummm.

    Submitted by AllisonS on Feb 14, 11 at 3:25am
  • this looks like something i've sent out. great nights

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 8:37am
  • ......And this is why I'm a lesbian. Ouch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 6:08am
  • Ya for the record we do like to do that and for the guys wondering how well one of the easiest ways to do that is doggie at least depending on the gurl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 8:00am
  • If 6.3 makes you laugh, then you need to do some kegels

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:23pm
  • was he hot? just put a tampon in it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:25am
  • My dick is pretty fucking big. I do this to my GF almost everytime we have sex. She is tight as hell too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:51pm
  • Here here 4 13, since when are those the only 2 options? From what Ive sermozed here these women are saying they can enjoy sex with average guys, but bigger is better and to be the best you've got to be huge

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:16pm
  • i dont think men in general are pigs....i think some are swiney lil assholes, but i like boys:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:47pm
  • 1:23.... I'm 7:07...so no big ones for me. Like, ever. Some girls would probably like a big one evey now and then...just like guys would want something different, maybe try an Asian for the firs ttime. There is NO difference...poeple have the tendency to want and try new things. VARIETY. Y'all need to stop trying to make this ony about the girls focusing on dick size...cause we don't...YOU DO...and just as the post 11:40 said, this post makes it clear AGAIN, that men fixate on size more than women.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:46am
  • I make love to my girls w/ my 8x5 inch dick. I would never call them sluts

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:40am
  • 5:40.. Who r u????? I kno who ur talking about

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:21pm
  • freakin awesome haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:04am
  • Classy....Jesus. Or...Classy Jesus?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:06pm
  • haha i know exactly how that feels!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:29pm
  • the kind of name paxes is... it's a rave name dbag!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:55am
  • big is reallly hard to please during oral. otherwise its nice =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 5:15pm
  • haha the fact that guys think girls dont talk like this made me laugh harder than the original text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 1:05pm
  • as a woman, i personally prefer average sized penises. the problem with huge penises is that sure they're fun inside a vagina, but they're too big for (sexy, sloppy, deep) oral or anal. (for me personally, not sure about other girls.) for me, average size is 5-6 inches, but i don't know if that is considered average by others or not. and personally, i find girth more important than length- a fat 4 incher is more appealing to me than a skinny 7. -cbh

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:26am
  • That was your belly button.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:25pm
  • wow i havent ripped one in years. this chick must be a virgin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 7:14am
  • If women actually knew that tightness plays a significant role then they wouldn't write size matters in all caps

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:58am
  • 8:59, im not actually 562...im 714...but i got nervous and changed it before i posted it...hahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:20pm
  • my moms dead dude.......thats low

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:36pm
  • Done it. Chick bled on my sheets. Still came back for more though. :-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:53am
  • BAWWWW TINY PENIS BAWWW VIRGIN BAWWWWW FUCK YOU ALL BAWWWWW

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 8:02pm
  • Oh and I'm not fat, a slut, whore, or any of that shit. I talk dirty and play hard. Anonymous said... Where are all the sexy, open-minded, freaky girls in here from ?? You have no idea what I want to do to your vaginas May 28, 2009 10:24AM I'm from Eugene Oregon!!! lol. jp.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:19am
  • @9:01....this is not the website for you, tightassed pansy

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:11am
  • I aint never had a problem tearin it up. I'm average. But I'm not insecure.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 8:51pm
  • Mmm...been there before! Jealous =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 7:56am
  • ripped it like a 9-pound baby.

    Submitted by TangledUpInBlue on Apr 4, 10 at 9:18pm
  • @9:01- Don't hate just because you have a little dick. Really. It's okay. Just use your fist. Or buy your girl a toy. Or buy some extenze. Just don't hate on us rippers....

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:10am
  • Damn all the guys sayin girls dont like that and that guys dont wanna date girls who like good sex must have some damn small dicks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 9:58pm
  • JEALOUS! that's the best sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:03am
  • Ripped? Really it's not fun when he rips it and you have to go to the ER because you are bleeding and can fill a super tampon and pad within seconds! Ripped is not the proper word. Yes I've been there!

    Submitted by 1wannabaa on Jun 30, 10 at 1:57am
  • Lol sounds like la habra to me haha love doing this shit to girls (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:24am
  • big dicks scare me!! and i feel sorry for the guys on here that think all women want huge cock! and are 2 faced bitches..... maybe you can speak for the women you have encountered, but dont stereotype.... i feel sorry for the next woman you fuck! you insecure little bitches

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 8:09pm
  • All my girl friends are dirty as hell (in a good way). As far as my experience, my current girlfriend can't do doggy style with me unless we are drunk because it hurts her too much. Not saying Im a monster, but big enough to satisfy anyone I have been with. Size matters, but not everything. I have found the trick is to get a girl off at least once orally, that way they can never be disappointed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 7:55pm
  • i had mine broken twiceee!!!!! :D hahhah loved ittt!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 8:17am
  • He didn't literally "rip" her vagina. It's just a phrase used when a guy has a huge dick and is great in bed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:50am
  • how is this a good night????

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:53am
  • Its the same guy. He's been hoffing and puffing ever since some ladies who like it bigger came on here. He went bersack....turned it right onto them. "and yes, we've had tighter". "tightness plays a significant role". Its just so transparent what he's trying to do, its kind of pathetic. Does he really think he can make his small dick ok by blaming the girl because she isn't tight??

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 3:44pm
  • 11:58....Yo man, tighness (or lack of) will never stop a bro from gettin some. This you will not be able to turn around onto them because you're crying about what the girls said about your dick. Most chicks are just fine and we all know it. After birth or an actual porn star yea....but in reality, get real and stop crying and whining.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 3:28pm
  • Not cool...

    Submitted by maynard on Apr 12, 10 at 7:09am
  • Had a girlfriend who brought up one time that she likes feeling pulled out. True probably, but I'm a well-endowed guy with a big ego and it was enough to break me. I dumped her and spent a semester in college with girls as nothing more than numbers. She cries because we're not together. "Sex is the consolation for not finding enough love." -Marquez

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:19am
  • well this little spat was quite entertaining...it's sad that some guy can't get it in his head that a girl likes a big dick but it's not like we don't like anything else. JUST WORK IT, that's all you need to do.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 6:55pm
  • What if all these girls posting these texts are just guys that fantasize about it? O.o

    Submitted by party5150 on Nov 20, 12 at 10:12pm
  • Ummmmmm.... Ow?

    Submitted by maverick2512 on Mar 28, 12 at 10:16pm
  • I have a 9.5". Does this mean your like...12?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:13pm
  • What a classy girl...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 6:55am
  • My dick is 8 1/2 inches long, and 5 inches wide. No joking what so ever, that's a big dick10:00 pm

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:09am
  • And for all the talk about kegels, a lot of you ladies sure as hell haven't tried using them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:35pm
  • If by 'rip' you mean you bleed, my boyfriend rips me everytime we have sex. We do it about every three weeks, and hes pretty big.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 10, 12 at 8:14am
  • i wil google dan regan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:07am
  • haha ibeen there done that.. about an hour ago to be exact:P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:36am
  • LMAO!!!!! I had a chick ask me if she was the prettiest i had ever had!!!! BWA HAHAHAHA i told her she was the most recent. LMAO

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:33pm
  • well, would you rather we stroke your ego and make you feel better about your sub-par dick, or look at you naked and laugh? the choice is yours...please, let us know...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:22pm
  • i didnt think her vagina could get any bigger...guess iw as wrong

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 6:24am
  • Size does matter. When my 6.5" ex and I did it, I couldn't even do it doggie because it hurt too bad, but I loved it. Rough sex is what's uppp. :) And to you guys will small dicks, stop defending yourselves by saying that we could be tighter, or better with our mouths, or have bigger tits. Because 99.9% of the time, we'll never meet your dreamgirl standards. So if a girl likes a big dick every once in a while, LET HER HAVE IT.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 3:43pm
  • So do guys like tight girls? Cuz like I'm tight and I never seem to loosen up. But the guys I've fucked seem to really like it. Just wondering.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:47am
  • fucking errors I've been trying to post in this for weeks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:21pm
  • I've had that happen. It doesn't hurt at the time. But the next few days...goddamn. Sitting isn't pleasant. Big dicks are fun and so are average ones. The most depressing thing is big guys who have NO idea what they're doing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:22am
  • I used to think that was true until girls starting acting like, you know, girls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 7:11pm
  • Done it I have Been really cocky ever since

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 2:28pm
  • Going to look up Dan Regan on myspace.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:05pm
  • YIKES.

    Submitted by greenbumho on Jan 16, 10 at 10:55am
  • ehhh i've ripped two vaginas in my day and neither of the girls have talked to me since... im 8.5 inches ... 3 inches wide and 2 inches deep i can imagine their are girls out there who would like that size but so far either girls don't want it, or its too big after it goes in... or RIPPPP... im only 20 years old so maybe the older i get the better

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:34am
  • Also, I believe that a huge part of women thinking a big dick feels good is social/in their head- they hear that big dicks are better, they feel bigger dicks are more manly, so that may get them off- not the actual dick itself. Obviously being ripped doesn't "feel good"- it's the psychological aspect of "being taken by a big dicked alpha male" that gets them off. \n\nAdvice to small-dicked guys? ACT as if you have the big one. You'll get into the bedroom more

    Submitted by anonymousdude84 on Jul 10, 12 at 4:17am
  • Some of these comments are legendary for differant reasons mostly it's legendary stupidity

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 4:58am
  • That shit hurts real good :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 12:40am
  • Personally I like my penii 8-10 ft long but thats just me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:51am
  • You don't need a huge dick to rip it. Just skills. Rough sex is the best sex. If I can't walk afterward... hurts so good! :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:31pm
  • @ the guy bragging about his dick thank you for your unrelated comment.

    Submitted by reddraggon on Jun 24, 11 at 4:19am
  • DAN REGAN IS A LEGEND

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:47pm
  • Bunch a slut bags in here! You all may talk like this and it may be fun to fuck you but no guy wants to date whores like all of you...just saying...but keep having your fun...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:01am
  • To 8:47: ABSOLUTELY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:47am
  • Sounds fun. =P It happens to me almost every time. Makes having sex more than once kind of a pain... lol. Still fun though. = ]]

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:13am
  • who cares if you got a small dick? don't let that stop you from enjoying pussy. or marry one of them christian bitches haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:56pm
  • i done this twice to women!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 5:05am
  • haha rough sex is good and yummy..but the ripping part..ouch..ive experienced that with my bf and its not too pleasant afterward..but still definately a job wellllll done during ;)

    Submitted by kaitybug on Aug 14, 10 at 7:32pm
  • Explain what you mean and what that has to do with penis size.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 7:31pm
  • You boys are all such idiots. It's all about the width, the length is hardly important after it reaches the g spot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:38am
  • Ha this is great. I've got 7.5 and know how to use it. Ripped my girl, felt bad about it but pretty pleased with myself. especially when she said how much she loved it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 8:02am
  • I've seen texts like this from friends phones

    Submitted by BUffMasterFlex on Jan 16, 10 at 12:37am
  • Sweet Jesus, that would be the best night...gotta love if when you have to weeble wobble into work the next day and tell them you fell :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:16pm
  • It's not the preferences that bug me, it's the two-faced backstabbing cunts, which takes up a significant portion of women.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 5:13pm
  • MEN- One word.....CLITORIS get it straight. you have to stimulate the clitoris before and during sex! or buy your girl a vibrator!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:07am
  • op: no, if you know what youre doing and how to use, i can cum from 4 inches....but finding a guy with a monster dick is like finding two prizes in your box of cereal....you wouldve been totally satisied with one, but two? unheard of

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:12pm
  • I think I may have slept with the same guy.

    Submitted by Derpina_Alex on Apr 13, 12 at 12:59pm
  • weve been talking about this for 4 months. i propose we all drop it and find something new to argue about. :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 3:08pm
  • That's the most thoughtful thing anyone has ever posted on here!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:33pm
  • Holy shit, Ow. D:

    Submitted by Wondering_W on Jul 27, 12 at 1:20am
  • Yep, did that to my ex...though she couldn't handle it and stopped putting out, I guess that's why she's my ex now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:48pm
  • Amen 3 43!! And fucking hilarious op. Love it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 2:11am
  • People, it ain't about quantity, it's the quality. Just last Thursday I threw down for 6 and a half hours. Gal came back to hang out, and I took a peek at her txts - a lot of stuff sounded just like the OP. Wow. Girl's dirty hehehe :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:54pm
  • I've had one of those nights. Roughest sex I've had since I moved out of the apartment where I lived upstairs from an S&M club.

    Submitted by AbstractSteel on Aug 1, 11 at 5:29am
  • I'll just reiterate that I said it sucks being average and 3:22 translated that into "sub-par." Case in point.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:27pm
  • Why is she a slut? If a guy would say something similar he's a player? Fuck you\nExpress your sexuality girls :)

    Submitted by yeahokay on Nov 2, 10 at 4:34pm
  • From a male perspective i think that is awesome...the only disadvantage of tearin up a pussy like that is you have to wait a while before you can hit it again. its worth it if it keeps that freak nasty around tho. And if you are lucky maybe she will bring a hot friend with her next time Person who said girls dont talk like that = VIRGIN (or close to it) Girl who can't handle 8 inches = SMALL VAGINA...girl, you must be TIIGGGHT! Thanks to who ever hit it representin' the big dicks around the world

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:35pm
  • this has totally happened to me before...fucking guys who don't know how to use their own penis...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 8:05pm
  • 426 and 1031 wtf are you finding 8-8.5" and how huge is ur vag. Im 6.5 and not the biggest but i know what im doing and how to use it and idc if girls want big dicks but if ur expecting 8-8.5 youll be rather disappointed majority of the time. and to 1224 uhhh idk who uve been sleepin with but you PEE with ur URETHRA you have SEX with ur VAGINA...just a little sex education for yea

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:46am
  • 12:33, you've definitely been shit talked behind your back, even if you never deserved it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:23pm
  • This is so me! I did anal last night and now i have one hole! :D Benefits are that I use less loo roll!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:29pm
  • I'm a guy with an average sized dick. It doesn't bother me at all that women want a bigger d*ck- or that they *think* they do bcuz thats whats *popular*- we're all born with what we have. The only thing that bothers me is when girls are blatantly rude about it (aka, ex-gfs).\n\nWith that said, I don't buy into size mattering at all. I've made all of my girls cum 2-3x or more everytime. I'm IN SHAPE and can go for an hour straight.. that matters more than &quo

    Submitted by anonymousdude84 on Jul 10, 12 at 4:14am
  • I've been told that if a girl likes you a lot she usually will not talk about your dick size being on the smaller side to her friends. It's like if you really liked a girl and her box was on the smelly side or she had big floppy meat curtains or her shit was all purple looking.. you'd keep that shit to yourself because you wouldn't want your boys knowing a girl you were with had a smelly box, same for girls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 10:20pm
  • haha....dirty lil ravers :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:33pm
  • Congrats on your ripped vagina. hopefully someone rips it sum more lol

    Submitted by 6Rockstar9 on Jul 9, 11 at 7:56am
  • save it for childbirth you dirty slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 8:27pm
  • One of my ex's had this exact conversation with one of her friends over the phone after we finished... Unfortunately it also meant I was cockblocked till she wasnt sore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 9:48pm
  • Pretty sure this was because of me.

    Submitted by waternickel on Jan 28, 13 at 4:47pm
  • I still want a response from 3:22 on whether 6.3 is sub par to her

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:49pm
  • dont worry, i had my asshole ripped open last weekend and that was not the best night ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:03am
  • fake and sick. go figure

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 5:53pm
  • for a guy, a girl telling you that you ripped her is the best feeling in the world.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:28am
  • 8:25pm...shuttt the fuck up? You. Are a fucking slut bitch. You have no idea how hard I want to slap you right now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 11:42pm
  • Okay who the fuck bad-nighted this??? It clearly says right in the fucking text "best. Nigh. Ever" dumb assholes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:48pm
  • D: omg why the fuck is that good?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 3:21am
  • i freaked out during sex with my fiance. i thought she started her period but i didn't want to stop since she didnt notice........ it was an od conversation to have after sex..... "are you having your period?" "it kinda hurts i think you tore it" ........ i was like hay way to go for me! then the next day i didnt get any cuz she was in pain >.>

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:55am
  • OMFG who did that?!?!!?!?!?!??!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:30pm
  • best night ever? uhh no.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 2:33pm
  • i am well endowed. have tore a few chicks. even if its wet as a slip n slide sometimes its just gonna tear anyways

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:02pm
  • He might have just caused a few little tears. If you ever really ripped your vagina you would know it's NOT the best night ever.

    Submitted by SmartCookie on Dec 12, 13 at 1:48pm
  • no joke i was pounding some girl with my huge dick and her shit ripped and she was crying and shit. i kept going and started to laugh. i broke up with her later cause her vagina was like 10 times loser and like since i gotta big dick i need a tight vag ya know. anyway she cried about it and shit and brought it up to my parents lol. stupid bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 11:16pm