omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
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They're not sluts cause they like it rough. Being a slut means you sleep around with no hesitation. I loooove rough sex but I've only had one partner, that doesn't make me a slut.
To the OP: i'm jealous!
I'm a chick, and I love it hot and rough, and I get that the girl says it was great- but this text makes me cringe and my skin crawl. Reading this makes me react the way guys do at the sheer mention of getting kicked in the nuts. Sounds like she needed lube. Ug. Never ever ever EVER would I want my gina literally ripped. Ow. No way.
Where are all the sexy, open-minded, freaky girls in here from ?? You have no idea what I want to do to your vaginas
this post is hilarious, it's just chicks egging on guys and guys biting, getting pissed off. Look to all the fellas out there, obviously the ladies are fuckin with you. straight up i have a 6 inch dick, and i have NEVERRRR, NEVERRR been hated on by a chick. And no its not because "they want to be nice" its because when im in bed I know what the fuck im doing and i know how to please my girl. all you little dicked dipshits need to learn a thing or two about foreplay, its not all about sex.
Coming from a girl, THIS statement ^^ has never been truer. I've been with Huge dicks that were a disappointment cause they didn't know wtf they were doing (even though they thought they were gods in bed)
oh, and to the dude with small cock - I am about 7 inches and I still pop out doggy style and other positions - if you want to go hard and full length I think you will always pop out.
I ripped my poor girlfriend's vagina the first night we had sex. And the next day, when she was sitting in a bath tub full of cold water to numb it, I got in with her because I'm a nice guy, all vagina ripping aside... ;)
If you're the one who posted 3:31, then you do realize you're the first women to actually be nice about this on this entire thread, right?
lol tht sounds like it should hurt
agreed with everyone, you haven't met a perverted woman now have you? if not i'd like to introduce you to me. and pussy tearin' is where it's at. high five. ;D
I read about someone who had tried putting a sex toy on a power tool. It ended with the gal being airlifted to the ER.
Girls do talk like this.
Um sounds painful and ewww!
I almost got insecure about my dick reading through this.
Then I remembered that I cum every time, and happily went on my way.
Oh god, that's terrible. Good sex does not mean that your vagina rips, that's bad sex. Now you're just going to be really loose
that's funny you say it makes you loose? my ex ripped me and im not loose, maybe you are?
are you a dude? then
"every girl ive talked to has agreed that up to a point, its the way its used that matters most"
is not contradictory with
"they'll still be two-faced because they want all the benefits of big dick without admitting that it's the only thing they can get off on."
The Girth to move the Earth
op: oh my god, thats not true at all....every girl ive talked to has agreed that up to a point, its the way its used that matters most....and a guy with a really big dick usually relies on it to do all the work for him....sometimes youll find one that drives you nuts, but typically its the average sized guys who try really hard...dont count on size to make a woman scream....practice, practice, practice :)
12:19 I love that quote
"Sex is the consolation for not finding enough love." -Marquez
Because honestly I actually have fallen truely in love with my girlfriend and we have sex about a third to half as much as I have in past relationships. But here it's actually making love and it's been the best sex of my life. And to go along with the rest of the thread, I'm average sized and get her screaming every single time. Tease tease tease then go deep.
Damn I love guys like you and my boyfriend :) Keep up the good work
no, I'm pretty sure he ripped her vagina. i've done it, there is blood
he probably just hasn't been with the girls he should be with. no one likes a mousey chick, bro.
oh dear god. hahahahahaha
no one thinks kegels will "always" keep them tight. thats dumb.
some women use it, like after childbirth.
the vagina, obviously, has major elasticity...so yea, it works for some women.
not every women uses it. most don't care cause they are fine with their bodies.
so no....you don't know something we don't or have some inner wisdom.
Gotta love the long beach girls nothing like em... Lol
your mom = my most recent. just saying.
whoever posted this..........dont hook up with these lil dicked bastards
1:23 you are wrong.
me too, it was kinda of entertaining tho
hotdog down a hallway
To the tightness guy: Every vag is perfectly tight if you can fill the hole. Think about it.
girth definitely matters most, and length doesn't matter as much its if the guy knows how to use it...don't let these girls get you down boys keep doing your thing ;-)
lol, it looks bigger up close. she won't care when the deed is done and if she does then she may just be a whore and your penis size is the least of her worries.
i exercise my kegels everyday:) i take pride in my teeny vag ;)
To each their own, but not my cup of tea.
i'm a girl
and i talk like this
Pretty much. Being average sucks because not only are you not good enough for today's women, they'll still be two-faced because they want all the benefits of big dick without admitting that it's the only thing they can get off on.
god i need to get laid. you go girl
wow, I just burnt over an hour at work reading this thread, bravo all. This is what this site is all about ha ha
Not when you're all two-faced bitches about it
You know it was awesome sex when you need to sit on a fbag of frozen vegetables the entire next day. Word.
big dick laziness sucks! don't count on size to get you by guys. so disappointing when a guy, no matter what size, doesn't know what to do with it.
I think what some guys end up getting pissed about is when they're "let go" and told it's for some paticular reason, then he hears through the grape vine that he was let go for some explicitly sexual reason that was never even mentioned to him, I think that happens often, and it is 2 faced, however 3:31's explination seemed to sum up the whole issue pretty well
Such a gratifying feeling when you drop your girl off and get to watch her hobble/limp up to her front door. A job well done!
well it all depends on the depth and width of a womans vaginal canal. Some would prefer not to have their guts stirred up, while others relish in the pain caused by the constant thumping on their cervex. Bottom line, just fuck them like you have the biggest cock in the world, and if you have to ask..........yes she has had bigger
Oh they burned you dude. Girls love that stuff. You live in a damn cave or something?
Funniest shit ever! I want to fuck dan regen. Im 29/m/germany. Dan regan im going to find you I want to uck you and make you shout mangarangadang. you will love me.
FUN FACT: the average penis is 5.1 inches long. according to this IM HUGE!!!!!!
i hope she has meat curtains now
SHUT UP with penis size already. It matters more to the boys than to the girls.
This is the most boring disucssion EVER.
Do you have a penis? Great, use it and use it well.
Now seriously...STFU with all the whining about size.
Dick size doesn't matter. The urethra basically shrinks or wraps up closer to the peen, so pleasure is the same either way. Who knew...I swear, look it up.
ugh but the thought of a rip...
ahahh thats how we do in long beach!
This whole thread has been entirely predictable
some of the best sx of my life has been with an average sized penis....most of us girls know were never gonna live up to your dream girl, but we know we still turn you on....cant you be satisfied knowing you please us at all? :)
whatever... great sex is great... in whatever shape or form you want it to be.
haha everyone is entitled to their opinion.
JEALOUS. You go girl. I have only had 1 guy able to do this...Damn I miss that boy...Where is his number........
Awwww, someone hurt his little penis' feelings...:(
well, it must be small, right...cause why else would he still be crying and trying to make himself feel better by then trying to make girls feel bad about themselves?
What a winner!
you obviously have extremely little experience with talking to women if you think none of us talk like this...
No, I'm pretty sure she meant that she loved it.
And ladies, if you ask us, yes we've had tighter
that MANGARANG thing... it must have been BANGARANG!! like they say in the movie Hook starring Robin Williams.
this has caused quite the stir....haha
That's why my original post still stands, in that average isn't good enough for the vast majority of today's girls, even if some of them are tight at all (emphasis on some).
calling women who like good sex sluts is not logical. Sex is good fun. Good sex is great. Enjoy it while as often as you can.
What's with dudes getting pissy when girls talk about what kind of dick they like? Nothing better than girls being honest about what turns them on.
Girls - is there a difference between a dick you'd want for a one nighter verse the dick you'd want 'till death do you part? I'm thinking huge would be fun for y'all to have once in a while... but doesn't sound ideal for every day sexin'... no?
man, you seriously believe you can't satisfy a chick with an average penis? it's called foreplay. diversify your bedroom talents son
my bf does this all the time... i love it XD lol
The really funny thing is that girls think this is a one way street. The even funnier thing is that they think kegels will always keep them tight.
It's so hard to find guys that will go to such awesome lengths ; )
Now thats a good night LOL
You don't know the half of it. I've -literally- been shit talked and laughed at right behind my back. And yeah, any girl who would do something like laugh at a guy right behind his back is low. But that still doesn't mean girls aren't allowed to have their preferences.
What a classy girl...
maybe im old fashioned, but really? size matters, yeah, but it also matters if its the right person.
and when you are done with the chips if you are big enough you can fuck the empty can...........ingenious
It's definatly demoralizing to hear girls get all excited about an unusually large guy, and you can see that excitment in her girlfriends, and know that you can't create that, no matter how hard you work
I had my gina split so wide open, i couldn't have sex for another 2 weeks
This thread is really confusing lol. But from what I've read, can I sum everyone's opinions up with this: Size is a plus, but not must, it depends on how we use it? And when the term "big dick" is used, can us guys have some actual numbers? What is considered big by most girls?
Ya for the record we do like to do that and for the guys wondering how well one of the easiest ways to do that is doggie at least depending on the gurl
haha 4:51 you sound exactly like my boyfriend. cheers
My dick is pretty fucking big. I do this to my GF almost everytime we have sex. She is tight as hell too.
Most slut bags have un-rippable vaginas dude.
When you can't walk the next day, you know it was some DAMN good sex.
I'm a girl, I talk like this, and WORSE.
LOL 11:26 makes me laugh cause "he got a big dick ya kno?"
the kind of name paxes is... it's a rave name dbag!
Big dick= awesome
Average dick= totally acceptable
Small dick= HUGE problem. Perfect your oral technique- that's your only hope. Sorry.
Omg. This happened to me twice. And I agree.
That's some bullshit. Seriously. Look, I'm a woman, I'm not saying ladies don't like it rough (some women, some of the time, I'm not generalizing here) but like.... did anyone else read this, KNOW that she didn't mean he literally ripped it, but still just got an awful mental image and had the same sympathy reaction that guys have when they witness another guy getting hit in the balls and just go "OUCH WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME THAT MENTAL IMAGE?!" .... cuz that's what I did.
Women don't understand measuables, they can only measure relative to their experience, numbers mean nothing to them
4:43 as much as I'd like to talk about every girl I've made scream it still doesn't stop them from backstabbing.
fat chicks and whores talk like this. go fat chicks!!!
11:46...you're right about 1.23....went straight back to the dick size again.
SIZE does matter, but I cant make it grow........thats why im in it for me \,,/rock out with your averaged sized cock out \,,/
He is the beard of Zeus covered in lady juice
Ripping your vagina a good thing? Ummm.
love all the unstable boys in here making this about them. evidently a girl loving some big cock or rough sex makes them "two-faced" and "sluts"...stop projecting your insecurities, buck up, no woman likes a whiny insecure asshole. Yeah, guess what, it's not about you, no one gives a fuck about your sob story. get laid more. fyi: average dicks don't usually present a problem.
dude, just cuz chicks like it rough does not make them a slut. get it sraight.
Was it the best night ever because your titties got torn or because you got laid?
what the fuck kind of name is paxes?
To the people near the top....
1- yes girls do talk like that, and trust me i would know. really, get out of the house haha.
2- although i will admit, in the guys defense, it does annoy me when girls talk to other girls about sex, i will admit. whether its good or bad aside, SOME stuff should be kept between the 2 lol.
3- you girls are pretty skanky lmao
I just like hearing you girls talk about cock
she said it was her best night ever... why is ANYONE saying bad night...?
this was total bullshit. NO GIRLS TALK LIKE THIS............NONE
no no your wrong ur talkin to the wrong girls =p
ive done that but this isnt a 602 code
ahahaha I'm from the 562. Who the hell is this!
If 6.3 makes you laugh, then you need to do some kegels
8 does not fit for me, my ex was that big and even with his cock up against my cervix, there was still about two inches left over, no matter what position we tried. In a way that was hot, but my current bf is a little smaller, 6.5, and I honestly like it much better. More versatility. It can rough when we want it, it still bangs against my cervix, depending on the angle. Or not so rough, for times when I don't want to roll over and feel like I was assaulted by a freight train.
Vaginas don't have many nerves inside, so it wouldn't hurt during. But you're going to be sore as hell afterwards. And that's when you notice and go "sweet Jesus, that was awesome!"
DAN REGAN, BEST FUCK EVER! Except he shouted out MANGARANG when he came up my crack. Still trying to work out what he mean't, Think it mean't I LOVE YOU?!? I mean he cried afterwards he was so happy.
OH MY GOD. That's my fucking dream! haha(:
8 is the perfect size.
who cares if you got a small dick? don't let that stop you from enjoying pussy.
or marry one of them christian bitches haha.
I can do beter than rip it I can destroy it
Lmao..only in long beach hahaha
@ 2:01 am ^
i like you & your post.
you have the right idea.
hahahah girls definately talk like this..i work at hooters were perverted as hell. get out in the world a little more buddy!
did that to my ex. she walked bowlegged for two days. and i'm not gigantic. it's all about the motion, brawskee's.
aww:) haha, ya that would be me...im the one who posted originally too...haha
been there, bf ripped me wide open was with him for a year before he broke it, broke it again a week later, hurt like a bitch, o well was still fun lol
girls like this who enjoy getting their pussies ripped must be so loose that they enjoy fisting or believe that pain afterwards = good sex.
as a woman, i personally prefer average sized penises. the problem with huge penises is that sure they're fun inside a vagina, but they're too big for (sexy, sloppy, deep) oral or anal. (for me personally, not sure about other girls.) for me, average size is 5-6 inches, but i don't know if that is considered average by others or not. and personally, i find girth more important than length- a fat 4 incher is more appealing to me than a skinny 7.
that's the best sex.
This happened to me last night. It hurts so good until the morning. The only thing that sucks is that my husband and I can't have rough sex all the time because I prefer to be able to walk the next day.
My god.... This comment board is stuffed with bitches and insecure dicks...
I sure hope that isn't meant to be taken literally, if so all you whores are gonna LOVE childbirth. Nothing tears a vag like 8 pounds of baby.
(continued) because it would be rude for a girl to reject you last minute, cuz of your dick. Once you've made out and gotten her hot and heavy, she'll fuck you regardless.\n\nIf someone makes a joke about small dicks? Laugh with them. If a girl mentions she hates them? Agree, say small dicked ppl should die. Be secure in knowing size doesnt matter at all- its only THE GAME that matters. Play the game right, and you always win. Even size itself is just an ILLUSION- women THINK they w
sorry buddy but you're fooling yourself. there is of course too big to feel good, but that's not common. bigger than average is better every time and as a mature sexually secure woman I can assure you its physical not psychological.
Whatever you say, sweetheart...
i love condoms and lots of cum
HAHAHA If i wasn't married with kids id put this as my facebook status "I did anal last night and now i have one hole! :D Benefits are that I use less loo roll!"
And you saw the reaction that you got from all the other girls. And men are the ones who are pigs...
Done it. Chick bled on my sheets. Still came back for more though. :-)
ehh, we'll that just a mess for everyone to deal with now!
Ok then... So at a glance I've noticed this dumb fucking argument about dick size and how girls are evil to lie to a dude about her real opinion about his dick and all that shit... Just outta curiosity and pure truth, how often do u tell the person u just fucked "I kinda wish u had been tighter... Or get better with ur mouth"??? Never, we all lie now let's all get our panties out of a knot and gget back to fucking ;) hahaha
So how do you guys have sex? You'd have to like, scissor or something....
Alright so question to the lesbian: Why do you guys use dildos if you hate the penis so much?
To simplify: If you give sex to the guys that screw to the best/roughest, you toss in the guys who make love to you and call you "darling" for the guy who calls you SLUT while he nails you.
Is this Vanessa? Are you talking about Greg?
LMAO!!!!! I had a chick ask me if she was the prettiest i had ever had!!!! BWA HAHAHAHA i told her she was the most recent. LMAO
hahaha, i'm a guy and i talk to my chick friends AND my guy friends about alllll kinds of this shit. oooooooh.
holy shit, i cant believe i just read this whole damn thread lol.
people say it's for "old ladies" and guys who dont get girls horny enough... but it makes your sex like 10x better. especially if you have a big dick. and if you have a small one, it can help you bring her there.
hahaha....what a dick :) bitch, you dont know my life
op: im not fat or a whore, i just had some damn good sex...i swear to god, it was like fucking a horse
we have another date next weekend ;)
girls talk like this with other girls
Whenever I start my period mid sex I just blame it on him ripping me. Lol. Might as well make hi feel good about earning his red wings.
Size does matter. When my 6.5" ex and I did it, I couldn't even do it doggie because it hurt too bad, but I loved it. Rough sex is what's uppp. :) And to you guys will small dicks, stop defending yourselves by saying that we could be tighter, or better with our mouths, or have bigger tits. Because 99.9% of the time, we'll never meet your dreamgirl standards. So if a girl likes a big dick every once in a while, LET HER HAVE IT.
Sweet Jesus, that would be the best night...gotta love if when you have to weeble wobble into work the next day and tell them you fell :D
......And this is why I'm a lesbian. Ouch.
3:22, isn't there something in between, like say, honesty?
Girls do talk like this. We just spare you from hearing it so you won't get your feelings hurt to realize that SIZE DOES MATTER!
i would consider 6.3 above average. but i just get tired of guys wanting to know girl's opinions on dick sizes. yes, it really weighs heavily on how you use it, but if you have nothing to work with then...you call it being two-faced bitches, but it's us trying to spare your feelings. my last bf had, literally, a 3 inch dick that couldn't get hard. would you rather i insult him?
i dont think men in general are pigs....i think some are swiney lil assholes, but i like boys:)
sluts make the world go round, not money haha I LOVE FREAKY BITCHES!! dont let these dudes hate on you, whore it up everyday!
You better keep a suture kit by your badside girl! Must've had a dick like a tuna can. It ain't gonna scrape the back, but it sure as he'll tore up the sides!!
seriously. i love that guys think girls are so pure and innocent all the time.
3:33 definitely won't ever please a woman.... especially if he keeps referring to them as 'bitches'
Might be funny if it wasn't physically impossible.
I'm a woman and from my experience being w/ an above average penis equals less work for the most part, but the average/below average guys are better @ incorporating foreplay. I can honestly say I've enjoyed all of my sexual encounters, be them large or small.
ohhh yeah. i've been there. good times. and yeah i'm a hugeeee slut even though i was with my boyfriend
@ the guy bragging about his dick thank you for your unrelated comment.
That was your belly button.....
honestly....it might have been me who wrote this haha
I aint never had a problem tearin it up. I'm average. But I'm not insecure.
Dude I think this might have been me..
Good point, does true average equal subpar to most women? Girls, are you disappointed with average? If so, that means most of you are disappointed most of the time, is that the case?
My dick is a nuke... Booom :)
BAWWWW TINY PENIS BAWWW VIRGIN BAWWWWW FUCK YOU ALL BAWWWWW
Meredith, is that you?
i wish i didn't have such a small penis
8:59, im not actually 562...im 714...but i got nervous and changed it before i posted it...hahahaha
my moms dead dude.......thats low
two-faced? thats stupid....haha...youre not listening to anything ive been saying...so if you wanna wallow and assume youll never please a woman, be my guest
Oh, Whittier... Why do you never surprise me? Haha!
well this little spat was quite entertaining...it's sad that some guy can't get it in his head that a girl likes a big dick but it's not like we don't like anything else. JUST WORK IT, that's all you need to do.
@9:01....this is not the website for you, tightassed pansy
i didnt think her vagina could get any bigger...guess iw as wrong
fucking errors I've been trying to post in this for weeks
I love sex, so you go girl! I would totally text my girls like that. However, I personally don't like big dicks. I don't even like 6 inches. 5 inches is the perfect size. =]
backstabbing will happen even if you're penis is the size of a pringles can. btw....pringles are fucking awesome
this looks like something i've sent out. great nights
I'm 7:07...so no big ones for me.
Some girls would probably like a big one evey now and then...just like guys would want something different, maybe try an Asian for the firs ttime.
There is NO difference...poeple have the tendency to want and try new things. VARIETY.
Y'all need to stop trying to make this ony about the girls focusing on dick size...cause we don't...YOU DO...and just as the post 11:40 said, this post makes it clear AGAIN, that men fixate on size more than women.
You don't need a huge dick to rip it. Just skills. Rough sex is the best sex. If I can't walk afterward... hurts so good!
I make love to my girls w/ my 8x5 inch dick. I would never call them sluts
Going to look up Dan Regan on myspace.
Holy shit, Ow. D:
Skanks definitely talk like this. And just so you know, ripping it is more about workin' angles and going real hard while having a blatent disregard for your own balls. If GOOD sex took place both parties should be in wonderful pain afterwards.
i wil google dan regan
ripped it like a 9-pound baby.
freakin awesome haha.
Oh and I'm not fat, a slut, whore, or any of that shit.
I talk dirty and play hard.
Where are all the sexy, open-minded, freaky girls in here from ?? You have no idea what I want to do to your vaginas
May 28, 2009 10:24AM
I'm from Eugene Oregon!!!
Soooo allie was paxes really that huge? I mean it looks like he's packin man meat but really?!!!
Had a girlfriend who brought up one time that she likes feeling pulled out. True probably, but I'm a well-endowed guy with a big ego and it was enough to break me. I dumped her and spent a semester in college with girls as nothing more than numbers. She cries because we're not together.
"Sex is the consolation for not finding enough love." -Marquez
Here here 4 13, since when are those the only 2 options? From what Ive sermozed here these women are saying they can enjoy sex with average guys, but bigger is better and to be the best you've got to be huge
big dicks scare me!! and i feel sorry for the guys on here that think all women want huge cock! and are 2 faced bitches..... maybe you can speak for the women you have encountered, but dont stereotype.... i feel sorry for the next woman you fuck! you insecure little bitches
I didn't realize that insulting or lying were the only two options.
And guys keep asking because girls keep lying.
Mmm...been there before! Jealous =)
WITH A BEARD OF ZEUS COVERED IN LADY JUICE, DAN REGAN IS A LEGEND
well, would you rather we stroke your ego and make you feel better about your sub-par dick, or look at you naked and laugh? the choice is yours...please, let us know...
So that's the deal huh? Girls are just out looking for the biggest dick possible and the majority of us are just never going to really get a girl off?
He didn't literally "rip" her vagina. It's just a phrase used when a guy has a huge dick and is great in bed.
was he hot? just put a tampon in it...
Why are ppl so angry with theese coments...u girls need to hit me up forsure ;)
dont worry, i had my asshole ripped open last weekend and that was not the best night ever.
hahahaha this has got to be one of the funniest things ive ever read, the whole thing...girls talk dirty as shit, some of the girls i know try to tone it up around us, but to actually hear them talk the shit they do, but still being a guy, guys just go the extra mile...and size only matters when you want to cover the fact that you have no clue what the hell youre doing
wow i havent ripped one in years. this chick must be a virgin
From a male perspective i think that is awesome...the only disadvantage of tearin up a pussy like that is you have to wait a while before you can hit it again. its worth it if it keeps that freak nasty around tho. And if you are lucky maybe she will bring a hot friend with her next time
Person who said girls dont talk like that = VIRGIN (or close to it)
Girl who can't handle 8 inches = SMALL VAGINA...girl, you must be TIIGGGHT!
Thanks to who ever hit it representin' the big dicks around the world
haha i know exactly how that feels!!!
it doesnt hurt during, only after lol. good sex=bomb
weve been talking about this for 4 months. i propose we all drop it and find something new to argue about. :D
i had mine broken twiceee!!!!! :D hahhah loved ittt!
What if all these girls posting these texts are just guys that fantasize about it? O.o
in my experience girls talk way dirtier than guys, i swear to god, i don't tell my guys the details just the rough sketch...women talk a lot of shit because they have no penis
Also, I believe that a huge part of women thinking a big dick feels good is social/in their head- they hear that big dicks are better, they feel bigger dicks are more manly, so that may get them off- not the actual dick itself. Obviously being ripped doesn't "feel good"- it's the psychological aspect of "being taken by a big dicked alpha male" that gets them off. \n\nAdvice to small-dicked guys? ACT as if you have the big one. You'll get into the bedroom more
Damn all the guys sayin girls dont like that and that guys dont wanna date girls who like good sex must have some damn small dicks
426 and 1031 wtf are you finding 8-8.5" and how huge is ur vag. Im 6.5 and not the biggest but i know what im doing and how to use it and idc if girls want big dicks but if ur expecting 8-8.5 youll be rather disappointed majority of the time. and to 1224 uhhh idk who uve been sleepin with but you PEE with ur URETHRA you have SEX with ur VAGINA...just a little sex education for yea
If women actually knew that tightness plays a significant role then they wouldn't write size matters in all caps
Holy shit! I wish I was you. My man did it said he would never do it again but I would
i agree 8-8.5 is perfect. 5 or 6?! wayyy too small. 7 might be ok if the guy can do some terrific tongue tricks beforehand
Done it I have Been really cocky ever since
I'll just reiterate that I said it sucks being average and 3:22 translated that into "sub-par." Case in point.
@9:01- Don't hate just because you have a little dick. Really. It's okay. Just use your fist. Or buy your girl a toy. Or buy some extenze. Just don't hate on us rippers....
Ripped? Really it's not fun when he rips it and you have to go to the ER because you are bleeding and can fill a super tampon and pad within seconds! Ripped is not the proper word. Yes I've been there!
My dick is 8 1/2 inches long, and 5 inches wide. No joking what so ever, that's a big dick10:00 pm
I used to think that was true until girls starting acting like, you know, girls.
DAN REGAN IS A LEGEND
how is this a good night????
If by 'rip' you mean you bleed, my boyfriend rips me everytime we have sex. We do it about every three weeks, and hes pretty big.
Lol sounds like la habra to me haha love doing this shit to girls (:
5:40.. Who r u????? I kno who ur talking about
big is reallly hard to please during oral.
otherwise its nice =)
All my girl friends are dirty as hell (in a good way).
As far as my experience, my current girlfriend can't do doggy style with me unless we are drunk because it hurts her too much. Not saying Im a monster, but big enough to satisfy anyone I have been with. Size matters, but not everything. I have found the trick is to get a girl off at least once orally, that way they can never be disappointed.
That's the most thoughtful thing anyone has ever posted on here!
Amen 3 43!!
And fucking hilarious op. Love it!
save it for childbirth you dirty slut
It's not the preferences that bug me, it's the two-faced backstabbing cunts, which takes up a significant portion of women.
Personally I like my penii 8-10 ft long but thats just me
Sounds fun. =P
It happens to me almost every time.
Makes having sex more than once kind of a pain...
Still fun though.
Some of these comments are legendary for differant reasons mostly it's legendary stupidity
I've had one of those nights. Roughest sex I've had since I moved out of the apartment where I lived upstairs from an S&M club.
haha rough sex is good and yummy..but the ripping part..ouch..ive experienced that with my bf and its not too pleasant afterward..but still definately a job wellllll done during ;)
i done this twice to women!
Why is she a slut? If a guy would say something similar he's a player? Fuck you\nExpress your sexuality girls :)
MEN- One word.....CLITORIS
get it straight. you have to stimulate the clitoris before and during sex! or buy your girl a vibrator!
ehhh i've ripped two vaginas in my day and neither of the girls have talked to me since... im 8.5 inches ... 3 inches wide and 2 inches deep
i can imagine their are girls out there who would like that size but so far either girls don't want it, or its too big after it goes in... or RIPPPP... im only 20 years old so maybe the older i get the better
You boys are all such idiots. It's all about the width, the length is hardly important after it reaches the g spot.
haha the fact that guys think girls dont talk like this made me laugh harder than the original text.
People, it ain't about quantity, it's the quality. Just last Thursday I threw down for 6 and a half hours. Gal came back to hang out, and I took a peek at her txts - a lot of stuff sounded just like the OP.
Wow. Girl's dirty hehehe :)
That shit hurts real good :)
Explain what you mean and what that has to do with penis size.
11:58....Yo man, tighness (or lack of) will never stop a bro from gettin some.
This you will not be able to turn around onto them because you're crying about what the girls said about your dick.
Most chicks are just fine and we all know it. After birth or an actual porn star yea....but in reality, get real and stop crying and whining.
Pretty sure this was because of me.
I have a 9.5". Does this mean your like...12?
this has totally happened to me before...fucking guys who don't know how to use their own penis...
I've had that happen. It doesn't hurt at the time.
But the next few days...goddamn. Sitting isn't pleasant.
Big dicks are fun and so are average ones.
The most depressing thing is big guys who have NO idea what they're doing.
op: no, if you know what youre doing and how to use, i can cum from 4 inches....but finding a guy with a monster dick is like finding two prizes in your box of cereal....you wouldve been totally satisied with one, but two? unheard of
I've seen texts like this from friends phones
haha ibeen there done that.. about an hour ago to be exact:P
I've been told that if a girl likes you a lot she usually will not talk about your dick size being on the smaller side to her friends. It's like if you really liked a girl and her box was on the smelly side or she had big floppy meat curtains or her shit was all purple looking.. you'd keep that shit to yourself because you wouldn't want your boys knowing a girl you were with had a smelly box, same for girls.
12:33, you've definitely been shit talked behind your back, even if you never deserved it.
Its the same guy. He's been hoffing and puffing ever since some ladies who like it bigger came on here. He went bersack....turned it right onto them.
"and yes, we've had tighter".
"tightness plays a significant role".
Its just so transparent what he's trying to do, its kind of pathetic. Does he really think he can make his small dick ok by blaming the girl because she isn't tight??
So do guys like tight girls? Cuz like I'm tight and I never seem to loosen up. But the guys I've fucked seem to really like it. Just wondering.
This is so me! I did anal last night and now i have one hole! :D Benefits are that I use less loo roll!
Ha this is great. I've got 7.5 and know how to use it. Ripped my girl, felt bad about it but pretty pleased with myself. especially when she said how much she loved it
Bunch a slut bags in here! You all may talk like this and it may be fun to fuck you but no guy wants to date whores like all of you...just saying...but keep having your fun...
were not whores, we just like sex
And for all the talk about kegels, a lot of you ladies sure as hell haven't tried using them.
I'm a guy with an average sized dick. It doesn't bother me at all that women want a bigger d*ck- or that they *think* they do bcuz thats whats *popular*- we're all born with what we have. The only thing that bothers me is when girls are blatantly rude about it (aka, ex-gfs).\n\nWith that said, I don't buy into size mattering at all. I've made all of my girls cum 2-3x or more everytime. I'm IN SHAPE and can go for an hour straight.. that matters more than &quo
Congrats on your ripped vagina. hopefully someone rips it sum more lol
I still want a response from 3:22 on whether 6.3 is sub par to her
I think I may have slept with the same guy.
for a guy, a girl telling you that you ripped her is the best feeling in the world.
Yep, did that to my ex...though she couldn't handle it and stopped putting out, I guess that's why she's my ex now.
Okay who the fuck bad-nighted this??? It clearly says right in the fucking text "best. Nigh. Ever" dumb assholes
haha....dirty lil ravers :)
D: omg why the fuck is that good?!
One of my ex's had this exact conversation with one of her friends over the phone after we finished... Unfortunately it also meant I was cockblocked till she wasnt sore
8:25pm...shuttt the fuck up? You. Are a fucking slut bitch. You have no idea how hard I want to slap you right now.
fake and sick. go figure
i freaked out during sex with my fiance. i thought she started her period but i didn't want to stop since she didnt notice........ it was an od conversation to have after sex..... "are you having your period?" "it kinda hurts i think you tore it" ........ i was like hay way to go for me! then the next day i didnt get any cuz she was in pain >.>
OMFG who did that?!?!!?!?!?!??!
i am well endowed. have tore a few chicks. even if its wet as a slip n slide sometimes its just gonna tear anyways
no joke i was pounding some girl with my huge dick and her shit ripped and she was crying and shit. i kept going and started to laugh. i broke up with her later cause her vagina was like 10 times loser and like since i gotta big dick i need a tight vag ya know. anyway she cried about it and shit and brought it up to my parents lol. stupid bitch
best night ever? uhh no.
He might have just caused a few little tears. If you ever really ripped your vagina you would know it's NOT the best night ever.