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  • You just compared sex with a children's card game that was modeled after "magic: the gathering"...the only possible conclusion is that you will never get laid ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 1:01am
    • You just proved that you're one of 20 people who knew that pokemon was modeled after magic the gathering, get laid virgin

      Submitted by Meaty_McSausage on Jan 18, 12 at 2:32am
      • I would just like to point out here that Pokemon was NOT modeled after Magic: The Gathering. Yugioh was.

        Submitted by GottaBeKittenMe on Jul 25, 13 at 1:17am
  • the fact that you know pokemon is modeled after magic: the gathering also proves you don't get laid

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 7:13am
  • hope it was not a snorlax lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 1:40pm
  • Anonymous said... the fact that you know pokemon is modeled after magic: the gathering also proves you don't get laid>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! BURN!!!!!!!!!! This made me laugh...I thought the same thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 10:20am
  • Yea more like STDs: gotta catch em all

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 7:47pm
  • gotta keep it classy in the central valley. i feel like someone from galt would definitely say this. maybe lodi.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 7:26pm
  • I actually said this same response to my friend the other day to the same accusation. Yikes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 4:19am
  • More like GOTTA POKE'EM ALL!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 8:00pm
  • We are NOT. Enjoy your fucking Syphilis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 3:29am
  • 209 sucks! fuck modesto/stockton/lodi! fuck all of it! 707 bitches!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 1:01pm
  • I'm a chick and love this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:47am
  • For the STD comments - EXACTLY what I was going to say. =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 12:31pm
  • That could have been someone's mother... was it sloppy?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 8:28pm
  • july 3, 11:59.. chelsea lately. love it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 11:43am
  • Some of my favorite memories are of trying to catch all the polka men...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:02pm
  • I'm not sure if this amuses me as much as it repulses me not not... It's pretty close.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 10:14pm
  • hahahah "gotta catch em all". how do people come up with shit like this

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 2:28am
  • that's funny, because i call my vagina my pikachu.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:59pm
  • i wanna cry this is so funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:34pm
  • This sounds like it came from my town. I love it!

    Submitted by vaneessa on May 12, 10 at 12:06am
  • anybody up for some misty action? XD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:58pm
  • haha 209. thats whats upppp.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:58am
  • To anon who said that he related sex to pokemon: No, you idiot, he used the main quote of pokemon, which is popular, to express how he wants to find his women

    Submitted by Serec on May 26, 10 at 9:58pm
  • Gotta catch 'em all? We're talkin' about girls here and not STD's?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 11:51am
  • The fact that you losers know that pokemon is based of magic whatever means YOUR never getting laid..douche bags

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 10:18pm
  • 10:18 obviously grew up in 1997.

    Submitted by Serec on Apr 6, 10 at 6:52pm
  • OMg I am laughing so hard right now that I'm crying a little. Ty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 2:03am
  • 209 is where it's at!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 12:44am
  • HAHAHA thats actually rly funny pokemon haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 7:42pm
  • this sounds like something my boyfriend would say...which worries me..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:05pm
  • priceless

    Submitted by Chefty3210 on Jan 21, 10 at 4:49pm
  • Classsssssic. Central Valley bitches!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 4:49pm
  • Hahaha! So fucking funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 3:42am
  • ummm pokemon? really AND HOW MANY GIRLS HAVE U FUCKED?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 12:30am
  • hahahahah gotta catch em all to be a master

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 5:35pm
  • Douchebags! Awesome!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:48pm
  • yeah um i think you got that confused with STD's

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 9:46pm
  • haha so are std's apparently

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:42pm
  • Hahaha anon 7:26- not Lodi. Stockton for SURE. Hahahahahaha!

    Submitted by dubbie209 on Jan 17, 11 at 4:03am
  • 209 fersure (;

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 12:57am
  • Apparently, so are VD's

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 12:27pm
  • Ouu shit WTF.....hahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 12:01pm