I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
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Nothing beats a Kreme filled cock ring.
Reminds me of that old joke, "Who's the most popular man at the nudist colony? The man who can carry a dozen donuts. Who's the most popular woman? The woman who can eat the last donut."
Isn't it the man who can carry a dozen donuts and two cups of coffee?
Details, details. :)
Has anyone actually had a Crispy Creme? That is one small dick to fit in the center even when limp!! Better luck next time.
Correct my if I'm wrong but, dont Krispy cream doughnuts have a small hole in them?? Hmmm...
Where there's a will, there's a lay
Krispy Kreme, like cocaine for a fat chick
"... And we have a wiener!"
Wow that's a case of the munchies