I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
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Do the world a favor and commit justifiable homicide instead.
"There are four kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy." --Ambrose Bierce
Florida's Hold Your Ground style
You spelled hood rat wrong
"GURL I done saw Sha'Quanda outside the welfare office and we got into a fight! Yanked that bitch's weave CLEAN OFF. Mmm hmmmmm gurl oh you KNOW gurl. Mmm hmm gurl...GURL...mmm hmmm...uh-uh! Now gurl I KNOW you did NOT sleep with Tyrone!"
How have you not busted up laughing?
I voted up. Hit down by accident. I would have been laughing so hard they would have moved ME!! Or I would have had to have a convo with my home answering machine.
If she had only said three words in an hour, you're doing pretty good
Votes thumbs up on the you should commit suicide part.
Was it LSP or turtle princess?
Thank you! I saw LSP! Much cooler than these racist comments
no @dmoney its spelled ratchet