I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
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Do the world a favor and commit justifiable homicide instead.
"There are four kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy." --Ambrose Bierce
Florida's Hold Your Ground style
You spelled hood rat wrong
"GURL I done saw Sha'Quanda outside the welfare office and we got into a fight! Yanked that bitch's weave CLEAN OFF. Mmm hmmmmm gurl oh you KNOW gurl. Mmm hmm gurl...GURL...mmm hmmm...uh-uh! Now gurl I KNOW you did NOT sleep with Tyrone!"
If she had only said three words in an hour, you're doing pretty good
How have you not busted up laughing?
I voted up. Hit down by accident. I would have been laughing so hard they would have moved ME!! Or I would have had to have a convo with my home answering machine.
Votes thumbs up on the you should commit suicide part.
Was it LSP or turtle princess?
Thank you! I saw LSP! Much cooler than these racist comments
no @dmoney its spelled ratchet