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  • 99 66
    Submitted by Kao on Oct 1, 12 at 3:38pm

    Am I the only one trying to figure out how this is even remotely possible?

  • 94 81
    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Oct 1, 12 at 2:33pm

    Lesson learned...NEVER fuck the birthday party clown.

  • 87 70
    Submitted by Micholder on Oct 1, 12 at 3:55pm

    The "Blow" in Blow Job is just a figure of speech...

  • 70 59
    Submitted by hurtsogood on Oct 2, 12 at 2:53am

    You let ANYONE try to twist your junk around in knots for even 30 seconds and YOU'RE the idiot here.

  • 72 80
    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Oct 1, 12 at 10:08pm

    I'm sure there is more to this story that we don't know but all I'm saying is why didn't you just get hard so then she could play with it that way. I think that would have been a lot more fun for you

  • 68 81
    Submitted by ashannen25 on Oct 1, 12 at 2:28pm

    Child molester.

  • 60 79
    Submitted by andstuff on Oct 1, 12 at 4:31pm

    I say congratulations you must have a rather large dick for her to play such games

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Perversion on Oct 2, 12 at 11:26am

    And now for my next trick: GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!

  • 52 76
    Submitted by keto06 on Oct 1, 12 at 5:34pm

    this is why I left houston