She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Am I the only one trying to figure out how this is even remotely possible?
Lesson learned...NEVER fuck the birthday party clown.
The "Blow" in Blow Job is just a figure of speech...
You let ANYONE try to twist your junk around in knots for even 30 seconds and YOU'RE the idiot here.
I'm sure there is more to this story that we don't know but all I'm saying is why didn't you just get hard so then she could play with it that way. I think that would have been a lot more fun for you
I say congratulations you must have a rather large dick for her to play such games
And now for my next trick: GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!
this is why I left houston