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  • I hope your girlfriend high-fives your face.

    Submitted by mazerati on Aug 14, 11 at 4:05pm
  • Way to be classy, douche bag.

    Submitted by babygirl363 on Aug 14, 11 at 2:37pm
  • Be sure and high five her, she's fuckin me

    Submitted by Vagenius420 on Aug 14, 11 at 4:38pm
  • Please do the world a favor amd don't EVER breed. In fact, I think you should just cut your own balls off and throw them in a bonfire.

    Submitted by destructo on Aug 14, 11 at 3:10pm
  • You're a disgusting human with no morals. I feel bad for both of those females.

    Submitted by melissalovely on Aug 14, 11 at 3:19pm
  • Wow, you're so awesome for cheating on your girlfriend. Make sure all of your friends give you the fat, stupid props you deserve. Idiot. Your mother and father should be ashamed.

    Submitted by MsSilverScreen on Aug 14, 11 at 6:36pm
  • Promptly kill yourself, removing your genetics from the pool

    Submitted by parsons41286 on Aug 14, 11 at 5:43pm
  • I'm oh-so sure you'd feel the same way if the roles were reversed...

    Submitted by anonymouse4 on Aug 14, 11 at 9:35pm
  • I bet your girlfriends clit could please the 'fine bitch' more than your tiny dick. Asshole.

    Submitted by stephie1393 on Aug 14, 11 at 8:45pm
  • Ooooh- sooo macho!! Guess that means the kind of woman that would actually stay longer than one night is an ugly, insecure, ho bag...

    Submitted by mamasugartots on Aug 14, 11 at 10:57pm
  • Well then you should tell her while I'm there, I'm sure that'll end well for you

    Submitted by Phys on Aug 14, 11 at 3:41pm
  • Well I thought it was funny

    Submitted by Brennan856 on Aug 15, 11 at 12:09am
  • Sadly people like you are the reason that STD's are running rampant, and why girls have such low self esteems. Learn to keep it in your pants while you're still clean dude.

    Submitted by redhead1076 on Aug 17, 11 at 2:01am
  • Lol so many fat girls that dont get any commenting on this lol

    Submitted by zombiebite on Aug 15, 11 at 10:46am
  • All the women are hating

    Submitted by smitttyyy on Aug 15, 11 at 11:55am
  • Nice bro. I'm sure John Wayne Bobitt would high five ya!

    Submitted by swallows on Aug 15, 11 at 2:28am
  • Sadly it's easier to get pussy (especially fine pussy) when you have a gf. It's like they can smell her on you and get excited.

    Submitted by MadF00L on Aug 15, 11 at 11:41pm
  • is this where all the clits hangout? dam, like your all so perfect

    Submitted by CaptionDickHead on Aug 15, 11 at 1:53am
  • Hahaha love it

    Submitted by KH2011 on Aug 14, 11 at 7:57pm
  • Don't cheat have her participate :-)

    Submitted by mzpndq on Aug 17, 11 at 12:29pm
  • Hahahah thats rad !! Props

    Submitted by fuckswitme on Aug 15, 11 at 12:16am
  • Silverscreen, shut the fuck up...hitlers parents should be ashamed boohoo the bloke is living

    Submitted by fullcream on Aug 14, 11 at 8:23pm
  • Wow..a lot of uptight, humorless people, on an App that specifically caters to crude humor, of a 20 year old's drunken escapades last night..

    Submitted by CrissyGirl79 on Aug 15, 11 at 7:20pm
  • At least 3some

    Submitted by Michguy on Aug 14, 11 at 3:09pm
  • LOL at all these haters. give me a break.

    Submitted by strubbbb on Aug 17, 11 at 11:02pm
  • I hope you have a daughter so she can be the 1 to high five me later on cuz I fucked a bitch that was that fine!!!

    Submitted by KrAzY_Mx on Aug 14, 11 at 10:00pm
  • *<3*

    Submitted by BklynAngel2 on Sep 10, 11 at 11:02pm
  • Haters gon hate. Who cares if this guy cheated on his gf? If YOU ain't his gf, then shut the fuck up. Why dose everybody think that they have the right to dictate morality to other people? WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?!

    Submitted by gotemagain on Aug 15, 11 at 11:52pm
  • I had something similar happen to me back in fifty-eight. I was courting this girl when I was asked to take part in a covert anti-Castro spy operation based out of Louisiana. She never knew, but totally would've slept with me had she known.

    Submitted by enormoustard on Aug 15, 11 at 12:56am
  • I chuckled...

    Submitted by strongisland on Aug 16, 11 at 12:30am
  • Sheesh such hatred, not like he's married, engaged, or even serious. People are too uptight sometimes when it comes to having a bf/gf. \n\nSleep around, wear a rubber and have fun before you get married.

    Submitted by AgnoParxi on Aug 16, 11 at 5:13am
  • I bet she would give you a high five. In the face. With a chair.

    Submitted by Namenlos on Sep 28, 13 at 10:53pm
  • either his girlfriend is that ugly or the other girl was that fine... props either way fu ck the haters

    Submitted by ck24 on Aug 14, 11 at 3:50pm

    Submitted by fivestarmovement on Aug 17, 11 at 6:30am
  • Hell yea son rep

    Submitted by wmwood2010 on Aug 14, 11 at 3:31pm