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  • 80 71
    Submitted by unclestuffy on Mar 4, 12 at 4:18pm

    Word.

  • 63 40
    Submitted by sepperly on Mar 4, 12 at 7:01pm

    your 30's fucking rock cock!! don't ever doubt it!

  • 59 43
    Submitted by Kevin201 on Mar 5, 12 at 7:38am

    I ain't sayin whoreable's a gold digger, but she ain't messin with no broke...

  • 63 60
    Submitted by whoreable on Mar 4, 12 at 8:31pm

    if you ever need a date let me know. ;-)

  • 34 33
    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Mar 6, 12 at 8:40am

    Growing old is compulsory,\nGrowing up is optional!

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Waterboard on Mar 5, 12 at 8:59am

    Text from last night? Or midlife crisis email from last night?

  • 37 46
    Submitted by coumtryboy99 on Mar 4, 12 at 10:17pm

    I read this one last year.

  • 42 58
    Submitted by woopigsooie on Mar 4, 12 at 11:06pm

    my late 30's brought me a surprise teenage daughter. be careful.

    • 36 56
      Submitted by TampaDave on Mar 4, 12 at 11:50pm

      That's why to get a vasectomy at age 28!

      • 27 47
        Submitted by nunubeest on Mar 5, 12 at 12:55am

        vasectomy ftw gentlemen and you can still bukkake

        • 33 38
          Submitted by woopigsooie on Mar 5, 12 at 6:57am

          that wouldnt have mattered because i was 36 when i found out i had a 13 year old daughter.