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  • And it isn't statutory until you've had sex with a porcelain doll owner

    Submitted by BirdDog on Feb 16, 12 at 12:46pm
  • If a girl is old enough to fuck, then she's too old to have a doll collection.

    Submitted by lilkymama on Feb 16, 12 at 12:22pm
  • I'd rather give her the win than try to jerk it on some creepy little doll. He should just be happy he's rid of a chick who has them.

    Submitted by porksword on Feb 16, 12 at 12:31pm
  • Porcelain dolls are creepy as fuck. It must have been a terror boner. Congrats.

    Submitted by balletballet on Feb 16, 12 at 7:15pm
  • Oh man. Not only do you fuck up her doll collection but the price of them. Hahaha

    Submitted by chubbydigits on Feb 16, 12 at 1:42pm
  • Creepy.

    Submitted by sevensevenseven on Feb 17, 12 at 8:03am
  • I thought my ex was the only girl who called her list of lesbian fuck buddies that.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Feb 16, 12 at 6:16pm
  • It's isn't

    Submitted by trey11230 on Feb 16, 12 at 8:34pm
  • but a pearl necklace with a pink eye says it all.

    Submitted by AllFuggedUp on Feb 16, 12 at 12:14pm
  • I bet it is not the first time for that doll collection. Sure they could say a lot about her mom and grandma if the dolls could talk.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 16, 12 at 7:32pm
  • mommy issues

    Submitted by danmendoza702 on Feb 16, 12 at 6:14pm
  • Said Pedobear.

    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Feb 18, 12 at 2:42am
  • THIS... FUCKING... RULES.

    Submitted by deezknight on Feb 16, 12 at 12:28pm
  • That sounds like it could turn into a fetish...

    Submitted by Mizz_Kitteh on Feb 17, 12 at 12:36am
  • NICE

    Submitted by D71 on Feb 16, 12 at 12:09pm
  • For some reason, this is immensely funny to me. At least, it was, until I thought of my grandmothers' collection of porcelain figurines.

    Submitted by Thard on Feb 19, 12 at 9:26am