It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
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And it isn't statutory until you've had sex with a porcelain doll owner
If a girl is old enough to fuck, then she's too old to have a doll collection.
I'd rather give her the win than try to jerk it on some creepy little doll. He should just be happy he's rid of a chick who has them.
Oh man. Not only do you fuck up her doll collection but the price of them. Hahaha
Porcelain dolls are creepy as fuck. It must have been a terror boner. Congrats.
I thought my ex was the only girl who called her list of lesbian fuck buddies that.
but a pearl necklace with a pink eye says it all.
I bet it is not the first time for that doll collection. Sure they could say a lot about her mom and grandma if the dolls could talk.
THIS... FUCKING... RULES.
That sounds like it could turn into a fetish...
For some reason, this is immensely funny to me. At least, it was, until I thought of my grandmothers' collection of porcelain figurines.