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  • 81 47
    Submitted by lilkymama on Feb 16, 12 at 12:22pm

    If a girl is old enough to fuck, then she's too old to have a doll collection.

  • 72 30
    Submitted by BirdDog on Feb 16, 12 at 12:46pm

    And it isn't statutory until you've had sex with a porcelain doll owner

  • 74 42
    Submitted by porksword on Feb 16, 12 at 12:31pm

    I'd rather give her the win than try to jerk it on some creepy little doll. He should just be happy he's rid of a chick who has them.

  • 55 42
    Submitted by balletballet on Feb 16, 12 at 7:15pm

    Porcelain dolls are creepy as fuck. It must have been a terror boner. Congrats.

  • 53 39
    Submitted by AllFuggedUp on Feb 16, 12 at 12:14pm

    but a pearl necklace with a pink eye says it all.

  • 49 40
    Submitted by arthurlux on Feb 16, 12 at 6:16pm

    I thought my ex was the only girl who called her list of lesbian fuck buddies that.

  • 43 34
    Submitted by trey11230 on Feb 16, 12 at 8:34pm

    It's isn't

  • 51 50
    Submitted by chubbydigits on Feb 16, 12 at 1:42pm

    Oh man. Not only do you fuck up her doll collection but the price of them. Hahaha

  • 44 39
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 16, 12 at 7:32pm

    I bet it is not the first time for that doll collection. Sure they could say a lot about her mom and grandma if the dolls could talk.

  • 42 36
    Submitted by sevensevenseven on Feb 17, 12 at 8:03am

    Creepy.

  • 42 39
    Submitted by D71 on Feb 16, 12 at 12:09pm

    NICE

  • 41 41
    Submitted by Mizz_Kitteh on Feb 17, 12 at 12:36am

    That sounds like it could turn into a fetish...

  • 44 48
    Submitted by deezknight on Feb 16, 12 at 12:28pm

    THIS... FUCKING... RULES.

  • 38 43
    Submitted by danmendoza702 on Feb 16, 12 at 6:14pm

    mommy issues

  • 37 42
    Submitted by Thard on Feb 19, 12 at 9:26am

    For some reason, this is immensely funny to me. At least, it was, until I thought of my grandmothers' collection of porcelain figurines.

  • 34 39
    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Feb 18, 12 at 2:42am

    Said Pedobear.