It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
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And it isn't statutory until you've had sex with a porcelain doll owner
I'd rather give her the win than try to jerk it on some creepy little doll. He should just be happy he's rid of a chick who has them.
If a girl is old enough to fuck, then she's too old to have a doll collection.
Oh man. Not only do you fuck up her doll collection but the price of them. Hahaha
Porcelain dolls are creepy as fuck. It must have been a terror boner. Congrats.
I thought my ex was the only girl who called her list of lesbian fuck buddies that.
but a pearl necklace with a pink eye says it all.
I bet it is not the first time for that doll collection. Sure they could say a lot about her mom and grandma if the dolls could talk.
THIS... FUCKING... RULES.
That sounds like it could turn into a fetish...
For some reason, this is immensely funny to me. At least, it was, until I thought of my grandmothers' collection of porcelain figurines.