Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
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And you didn't even think to put a towel down or something? Do it in the shower, maybe? This is why hotels are so disgusting..
that is seriously the fucking grossest thing ever. when i have a heavy flow day, and my ovaries feel like they're being stabbed, the LAST thing i want is a penis shoved up there. are you kidding.
It does seem gross, but every woman feels different on her period. Some get really horny around that time (poor them!) and for some, sex helps relieve the cramping.
And besides, some people are into hemoplay and/or are excited by blood. Maybe the actual blood was sort of a thrilling thing for them.
Taipan, yep. And it was their honeymoon, could have been one of those I'll be damned if I'm not getting laid on my honeymoon (said by her). Still, towel would've been nice but it could've been an 'oh fuck it' moment.
During your period, the amount of blood varies. Heavy flow is referring to the day that the most amount of blood is, cough, exiting. That's the day you need super or super-plus tampons.
I don't have a problem with the fact that they had sex during her period, but I am horrified that they would do this in a hotel and leave the bloody evidence for the housekeeper to find. Way to start your marriage off with an act of thoughtlessness.
Looks to me like you two are setting yourselves up for quite the sex life ;)
Better hope PETA doesn't get word of what you all did to that kitty! JS saying
If you skip ur sugar pills and go straight to the new pack you won't get it
yea-yuh do that fairly often. but you can't do it on tri-cyclens (pills where each week is a different color/dosage).
@pawes yes it will. If you skip your placebo week and start a new pack, it skips your period. I've done it several times.
Feel bad for the detective that responded to this and discovered the truth..guess the office is laughing now.
That's why you take birth control pills that week
Birth control wont stop your flow. As for the op I hope they made you buy a new mattress.
if you're already on the pill, and it's not a tri-cyclen, and you skip the placebos and go right to the next pack you won't get your period.
way to not let that heavy flow ruin ur honeymoon bonestorm
That sounds hot!!
You explained it five times or your fucked five times?
I gotta wonder if maybe she can't take hormonal birth control. I know if Shark Week was the same week as my honeymoon, I'd be getting rid of it.
Freaking gross, period sex gives me the chills. Like everyone else said, for your next special occasion take birth control pills back to back
I'm throwing up.....
That. Is. Disgusting.
That is the most disgusting thing. Fucking while you have your period. Ewwwww...
So gross that you thought it was okay to get vag blood all over your hotel room....if I were the maid I'd dunk your toothbrush in the toilet!
"What kind of f*cked up hotel is this?!"
hahahahaha i love your name
aunty flow visited for the weekend
.....Can you say threesome?!
Ugh iPhone app cuts off my comments. Any ideas?
If I were to have crazy period sex I'd rather do in in a hotel than on my own nice sheets
Have fun now cause all this sex stops after the honeymoon!
Good luck in the divorce.
Omg the same thing happened to me!
Blood in, blood out...
For the studious 11 year olds here trying to learn about adulthood, and me, what's a heavy flow day again?
the day you have the heaviest flow!
When your uterus falls out, bleeds, releases spent eggs, and your husband is supposed to push it back in with his cock. Unless I got that wrong