apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
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DO NOT MAKE MY BUNGHOLE ANGRY!!!!
no, but saying you're Cornholio might
I am the captain! Wait, I am Jack Sparrow. Or the king of the world. One of those.
Mm. Worked for me\n You must be doing it wrong.
Should of said you are captain jack sparrow...
Butt pirate by the sound of it.
hmm.... what was your first clue? douche bag.
Did you do the Captain Morgan pose?