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  • Submitted by Ahhaynie on Apr 20, 12 at 11:37am

    Until you talk about babies. Then we're out.

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      Submitted by Griffmaster01 on May 18, 12 at 2:25pm

      Girl has to be hot in the first place otherwise "guy won't fuck you" would be the starting point of this game.

  • Submitted by GloriousBlue49 on Apr 20, 12 at 12:17pm

    "you could show me a picture of you cutting my mothers head off, and I would still fuck you" -Louis CK

  • Submitted by thegreatwhite on Apr 20, 12 at 11:39am

    A women finally understands it. A lays a lay

  • Submitted by BobLoblaw138 on Apr 20, 12 at 1:43pm

    Glad you were finally able to definitively conclude this for us, the several thousand years of human history wasn't enough proof...

  • Submitted by dumsumbitch on Apr 20, 12 at 1:02pm

    Obviously none of you are in your 30s.

    • Submitted by BobLoblaw138 on Apr 20, 12 at 1:44pm

      Obviously not, because what 30 year old would be pathetic enough to frequent and comment on a website of immature texts targeted mainly at college students...

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        Submitted by ralphmacio on Apr 21, 12 at 4:07am

        This guy!

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        Submitted by Malicius on Apr 21, 12 at 8:48am

        Cause your suposed to be boring and stop having adventures at 29?

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        Submitted by rimmion on Apr 21, 12 at 12:49pm

        Hell I'm 45.

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          Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Apr 21, 12 at 1:08pm

          I'm 46 and now get off my lawn, all of you.

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            Submitted by AsOldAsYourMom on Apr 23, 12 at 12:47am

            I'm 48, and really pathetic. That's why I'm here.

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    Submitted by dothewave on Apr 22, 12 at 12:41pm

    Please stop making dictionaries compensate for general stupidity. The word you're looking for is "deduce." and before any of you go look it up in an online dictionary and "prove" me wrong, deduct means deduce as much as literally means figuratively.\nWhich is not at all.

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Apr 21, 12 at 1:10pm

    Are you kidding? That'd make me *more* attracted. Crazy sex is the best sex. Just don't tell her your real name or where you live. (Bets are off, of course, if I'm visiting Australia from the USA.)

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    Submitted by WilliamD314 on Apr 21, 12 at 3:31am

    A more relevant test is if he'll fuck you, call you or even acknowledge you AFTER he fucks you in the shadow of all that crazy.

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      Submitted by reeln on Apr 21, 12 at 12:22pm

      true story. fuck and run

  • Submitted by bigdickplaya on Apr 20, 12 at 11:45am

    I'm out if she's so retarded or def that she sounds like a wookie. I don't care what she looks like.

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    Submitted by Namenlos on Mar 16, 14 at 7:14pm

    Some even find it to be a turn on.