He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
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if he was asleep, its called sexsomnia, I have it, its pretty fun. my wife likes it lol
is it sexsomnia if it happens rarely?
I'm not sure, but I would guess so, its most common when alcohol is consumed, or when the person is overly tired. there was an episode on tv about it a few weeks ago, I missed it, but I'm sure it can be googled
def gonna check this out
Chris,you are too easy to spot!!!!!
You should have just held it while he thrust into your hand.
Who wants cream? Nobody? Okay, no cream.
so, r@pe though?
Ah r@pe... The never-ending joke
Joke will be in your ass soon enough when you're a prison bitch.
if you dont think r@pe can be funny then imagine porky pig r@ping elmer fudd
still not funny...
lmao he deserved it...dumbass
You just shocked him because he was dreaming about fucking someone who wasn't an asshole. Your voice made him flaccid.
I think you have bigger things to be worried about than getting dumped.
Yeeeeea Washington ;))