At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
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Condoms, duct tape, garbage bags, and a hammer
Nice to see you all are twisted fuckers like myself
Check out with condoms, Nutella and whip cream.
It's more fun to buy random stuff like condoms, a frozen pizza, and shoe polish
Grab the largest tube of prep H and smile.
making a impromptu water balloon eh?
condoms, laser pointer, glitter eye shadow, and a few Easy Macs
If you're not mature enough to look the clerk in the eyes while purchasing condoms, you're not mature enough to be using them.
Or how about condoms and fiber pills
Condoms, chloroform, and a Barbie doll.
lmao, your screenname is binders of women haha
One time I bought birth control pills, lube, and redbull at cvs.
change out of the outfit your pimp dressed you in this morning, and you're all good.