At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
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Condoms, duct tape, garbage bags, and a hammer
Nice to see you all are twisted fuckers like myself
Check out with condoms, Nutella and whip cream.
It's more fun to buy random stuff like condoms, a frozen pizza, and shoe polish
Grab the largest tube of prep H and smile.
If you're not mature enough to look the clerk in the eyes while purchasing condoms, you're not mature enough to be using them.
making a impromptu water balloon eh?
condoms, laser pointer, glitter eye shadow, and a few Easy Macs
Or how about condoms and fiber pills
Condoms, chloroform, and a Barbie doll.
lmao, your screenname is binders of women haha
One time I bought birth control pills, lube, and redbull at cvs.
change out of the outfit your pimp dressed you in this morning, and you're all good.