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  • Submitted by marsrover on Jun 5, 10 at 10:26am

    It is your destiny to fufil the prophecy. Become head bum.

  • Submitted by mordantmouth on Jun 5, 10 at 10:31am

    Sic semper hobonus!

  • Submitted by Kjenkins on Jun 5, 10 at 11:05am

    Use the force, Luke

  • Submitted by Phys on Jun 5, 10 at 12:06pm

    I didn't realize Wayne Brady was a bum

  • Submitted by Jaco823 on Jun 7, 10 at 12:12am

    When the bums turn to anarchy, what chaNce do the rest of us have?

  • Submitted by CaptainStabbin on Jun 5, 10 at 10:44am

    Please tell me this is a fellow Walgreens employee lol

  • Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 5, 10 at 8:16pm

    Quick!!! Time for a coup!!!

  • Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 6, 10 at 10:30am

    There can be only one...

  • Submitted by aussie69 on Jun 5, 10 at 11:01pm

    Vince from sham-wow... lol...

  • Submitted by Samia on Jun 5, 10 at 10:57am


  • Submitted by purplenugs on Jun 6, 10 at 10:14am

    finally! funny texts, this site/app has been slippin up

  • Submitted by kingjoker54 on Jun 5, 10 at 6:04pm

    Long live King Bum...

  • Submitted by moohaffey on Jun 5, 10 at 7:01pm

    Best text in a long time.

  • Submitted by alaskan_blue on Jun 13, 10 at 12:28am

    Lo, how the mighty hath fallen!

  • Submitted by cornbread921 on Jun 5, 10 at 11:48am

    remibds me of ppl at my school lol

  • Submitted by jimmy25 on Jun 6, 10 at 11:51am

    Lol wow how I envy the new KING BUM!

  • Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Jun 5, 10 at 11:47am

    Looks like it might "go to mattresses".

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 10 at 4:45pm

    One of the funniest texts I've ever seen!

  • Submitted by kmomokbs on Jun 7, 10 at 7:50pm


  • Submitted by jerseygirl22 on Jun 9, 10 at 3:53am

    Loveee this too funny

  • Submitted by dallas78 on Jun 12, 10 at 12:33am

    This is so awesome.....if I die, it's from laughing so hard

  • Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Jun 5, 10 at 11:57pm

    nice word choice

  • Submitted by Brokenboost on Jun 5, 10 at 1:52pm


  • Submitted by sumyungguy on Jun 5, 10 at 4:01pm

    That's Fucking hilarious

  • Submitted by IDontWantOne on Jun 5, 10 at 6:23pm

    Ok so I hate to ruin the party... but if you were one being choked, this would not be a good night. Assault should never acceptable, whatever the assaulter's place in the bum hierarchy.

    • Submitted by FistedSister on Jun 6, 10 at 12:47am

      He probably paid the tranny an extra $5 dollars or a cheeseburger.

    • Submitted by kingjoker54 on Jun 8, 10 at 1:20am

      She must have givin King bum an std or something...That ho is obviously guilty of high treason

    • Submitted by kingjoker54 on Jun 8, 10 at 1:27am

      And besides she was a hooker, getting beat up is just an occupational hazard, like if a police officer gets shot in the line of duty

  • Submitted by ztucker on Jun 5, 10 at 7:58pm

    This is funny as shit.

  • Submitted by deckard on Jun 24, 10 at 6:24pm

    wow someone else listens to the 'tell em stevedave' from walt flannigan and bryan johnson.\n\nnice attempt at passing this off as your own though...

  • Submitted by Beaglehead on Jul 14, 10 at 3:47pm

    Very old text... Funny, but done before

  • Submitted by hymn on Jan 27, 12 at 4:38pm