so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
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It is your destiny to fufil the prophecy. Become head bum.
Sic semper hobonus!
Long live King Bum...
Use the force, Luke
Quick!!! Time for a coup!!!
When the bums turn to anarchy, what chaNce do the rest of us have?
There can be only one...
I didn't realize Wayne Brady was a bum
Please tell me this is a fellow Walgreens employee lol
Vince from sham-wow... lol...
finally! funny texts, this site/app has been slippin up
Best text in a long time.
remibds me of ppl at my school lol
Lo, how the mighty hath fallen!
Lol wow how I envy the new KING BUM!
ALL HAIL KING BUM
That's Fucking hilarious
One of the funniest texts I've ever seen!
Looks like it might "go to mattresses".
Loveee this too funny
This is so awesome.....if I die, it's from laughing so hard
nice word choice
Ok so I hate to ruin the party... but if you were one being choked, this would not be a good night. Assault should never acceptable, whatever the assaulter's place in the bum hierarchy.
He probably paid the tranny an extra $5 dollars or a cheeseburger.
She must have givin King bum an std or something...That ho is obviously guilty of high treason
And besides she was a hooker, getting beat up is just an occupational hazard, like if a police officer gets shot in the line of duty
This is funny as shit.
wow someone else listens to the 'tell em stevedave' from walt flannigan and bryan johnson.\n\nnice attempt at passing this off as your own though...
Very old text... Funny, but done before