He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
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I had to read "slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old" three times before I understood it wasn't a disparaging (and disturbing) reference to the 7 year old.
Pick your clothes up off the floor and that won't happen.
Least of all the child.
Yep he got the country, inbread mother of four and I got our daughter and the fucked up thing is he thinks it's s fair trade!!! WTF. Should've seen it coming though when I pulled up to his house on first date in that teeny tiny trailer park in KS!
Slutty, ugly, mother of a seven year old.
Actually LOL'd at this one, it's been awhile TFLN
Except the mom
At least you can drop the dog off at the pound.