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  • Yep, that's how we Marines roll... Enjoy!

    Submitted by Devil_Dog_84 on Jun 19, 11 at 9:44am
  • And the terrorists think they're the ones who get the virgins?

    Submitted by Jughead on Jun 19, 11 at 10:21am
    • You really think a girl that would say something like that is a virgin?

      Submitted by turmoil on Jun 19, 11 at 10:56am
  • These are their rifles, those are their guns. These are for fighting, those are for fun.

    Submitted by haliganbar on Jun 19, 11 at 3:35pm
  • Listen ladies and gents we all know that Marines.. Me being one myself look the best in uniform,fuck like champs, an defend your fucking freedom so don't talk shit .. Thanks

    Submitted by odc25 on Jun 20, 11 at 5:43am
  • Oorah!

    Submitted by Silent on Jun 19, 11 at 12:19pm
  • Semper Fi

    Submitted by CrashR6 on Jun 19, 11 at 9:55am
  • Lucky bitch I'm jealous :)

    Submitted by imthatchick44 on Jun 19, 11 at 1:00pm
  • Porn stars have nothin on the military that girl might have twins by separate fathers in that place.

    Submitted by gecko83 on Jun 19, 11 at 5:28pm
  • Yeah, no sense using protection. Preg with a handful of STIs. Enjoy.

    Submitted by Michguy on Jun 19, 11 at 10:27am
    • Congratulations on using the proper STI's, good man.

      Submitted by EMTPirate on Jun 19, 11 at 3:09pm
    • Fortunately for her we Marines pride ourselves on our cleanliness and presentation. Now if it was a bunch of soldiers she might leave there with AIDS.

      Submitted by Stotan1228 on Jun 19, 11 at 8:11pm
      • Even the (once) first lady, Eleanor Roosevelt said that Marines have "The cleanest bodies and the dirtiest minds".

        Submitted by Dragonfire on Jun 20, 11 at 5:19am
      • clearly youre a boot, ask your doc how clean marines keep themselves

        Submitted by docsticks on Jun 20, 11 at 9:04am
  • Not all southern girls sleep with random guys. Even if they ARE marines. We aren't all sluts thank u very much. And to the ass holes talking about our soldiers... Shut the hell up I have family over in Iraq fighting to give u ungrateful bitches the freedom to be assholes... Show some respect.

    Submitted by southernbelle12 on Jun 21, 11 at 12:52am
  • Strange that the most venerated branch of the armed forces is also the most shamelessly self-congratulatory in every online forum I come across. I don't "talk shit" to you guys because of a lack of admiration, I do it because a little humility goes a long way, regardless of your line of work.

    Submitted by nonphotoblue on Jun 20, 11 at 5:52pm
  • EMTPirate, there is a difference between a soldier and a Marine. Dumb ass.

    Submitted by randomname on Jun 19, 11 at 3:48pm
    • they both sell their lives to the government, they both die for nothing. dumb ass.

      Submitted by fucksyourmother on Jun 19, 11 at 10:21pm
      • I didnt sell my life, I proudly served. Its unpatriotic fucks like you who should leave the country. Im in the Air Force and even I think YOU are the pussy.

        Submitted by 1n1_4now on Jun 20, 11 at 1:23am
      • im a 0311 in the Marine's, like many of my brothers I was wounded in combat and my career has been cut short, many of my frinds left mothers, fathers, sisters, brothers, wifes, and children to cry at there grave we do this so weak fucks like you will be free to say things like this. your welcome and FUCK YOU BITCH!!!

        Submitted by sjy0311 on Jun 20, 11 at 10:36pm
    • I was Army. Sorry that the genetic term for a military service member isn't good enough for you, and it offends you I'm guessing you got a 31% on your ASVAB. One team one fight. Calm the fuck down.

      Submitted by EMTPirate on Jun 24, 11 at 9:19pm
  • Hey docsticks I'm def not a POG and your obviously not even a Marine so how about u shut the fuck up and join a real branch rather than trying to act like your hardcore?

    Submitted by odc25 on Jun 21, 11 at 3:02am
  • Plan B is 99% effective ;)

    Submitted by sdpq1 on Jun 20, 11 at 8:25pm
  • Bitch

    Submitted by tucks on Jun 19, 11 at 11:35am
  • tag chasing slut

    Submitted by srh480 on Jun 19, 11 at 12:10pm
  • All the hopefully women yelling me too. It is not hard to get fucked by a soldier, trust me. Just ask them. They will take care of every thing else.

    Submitted by EMTPirate on Jun 19, 11 at 3:12pm
  • Lol marine week St Louis! Oorah

    Submitted by Kneel4duhmeal on Jun 24, 11 at 12:29pm
  • only thing marines are good for is having horny gfs and wives that i can satisfy while theyre out ass slapping each other

    Submitted by babyshaker on Jun 21, 11 at 10:30pm
  • Definitely jealous lol. I need to find a hotel like that! Haha.

    Submitted by Ms_Aimee00 on Jun 20, 11 at 3:10am
  • hey sjy...guess what...if you didn't fight, we'd still be free you idiot...its not like if you didn't ppl would roll up and be like...oh ok well now your my slaves and you have no rights...congratulations you're a dumbass...you are n the marines because they give you shirts with your name on them so you don't forget how to spell it...

    Submitted by hippiesgotohell on Jun 24, 11 at 12:03am
  • Yes, yes you are! Hope you're happy with this revelation 9 months from now when this spawn is ripping your vag apart during labor.

    Submitted by jprincess on Jun 24, 11 at 5:23pm
  • So jealous! I need to find a hotel like that!

    Submitted by Lissi on Jun 20, 11 at 2:18am
  • Ya cause we just had an incident in Japan where all the marines were raping the Asian women... Ha idiots

    Submitted by nyynks288 on Jun 20, 11 at 4:17am
  • Haha funny!

    Submitted by breanna_6 on Jun 26, 11 at 12:29am
  • Southern girls are so easy for us Marines. They never see what shape real men are supposed to be in. Here in Cali though...? Yeah it's a lot more difficult.

    Submitted by JoshZ06 on Jun 19, 11 at 5:55pm
    • Also in parts of Cali, they don't understand what it means to have a real man. Then they meet a Marine. Oorah!

      Submitted by Dragonfire on Jun 20, 11 at 5:22am
  • @turmoil. You really think that guy's not completely kidding?

    Submitted by jdude51 on Jun 19, 11 at 6:44pm
  • God me too. I would be so full of sperm.

    Submitted by xyguy04 on Jun 19, 11 at 2:32pm
  • @joshz06. Hollywood marines aint shit.

    Submitted by mikaeltyson on Jun 19, 11 at 9:16pm
    • Dude I'm Air Force and I know Marines take it. When you say they arent shit, compared to who, Delta Force? SEALS? Damn.

      Submitted by 1n1_4now on Jun 20, 11 at 1:24am
  • Wish I where with you!

    Submitted by LatinaDiva on Jun 19, 11 at 1:13pm
  • Yes all of you people are marines congratulations cause the armed forces have certainly nothing better to do then get on something like this and start making big deals about it I applaud you *golf clap*

    Submitted by Onyourwifesface on Jun 20, 11 at 11:30am
    • seems like you got quite a chip on your fat little shoulder

      Submitted by docsticks on Jun 20, 11 at 2:00pm
  • It's called birth control Use it!!

    Submitted by Rashal5 on Jun 19, 11 at 5:24pm