I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
You must be Logged in to post a comment
Yep, that's how we Marines roll... Enjoy!
And the terrorists think they're the ones who get the virgins?
You really think a girl that would say something like that is a virgin?
These are their rifles, those are their guns. These are for fighting, those are for fun.
Listen ladies and gents we all know that Marines.. Me being one myself look the best in uniform,fuck like champs, an defend your fucking freedom so don't talk shit .. Thanks
also most likely a POG
Definitely, probably a FOBbit too.
you're a badass my friend
Lucky bitch I'm jealous :)
Porn stars have nothin on the military that girl might have twins by separate fathers in that place.
Yeah, no sense using protection. Preg with a handful of STIs. Enjoy.
Congratulations on using the proper STI's, good man.
Fortunately for her we Marines pride ourselves on our cleanliness and presentation. Now if it was a bunch of soldiers she might leave there with AIDS.
Even the (once) first lady, Eleanor Roosevelt said that Marines have "The cleanest bodies and the dirtiest minds".
clearly youre a boot, ask your doc how clean marines keep themselves
Not all southern girls sleep with random guys. Even if they ARE marines. We aren't all sluts thank u very much. And to the ass holes talking about our soldiers... Shut the hell up I have family over in Iraq fighting to give u ungrateful bitches the freedom to be assholes... Show some respect.
Strange that the most venerated branch of the armed forces is also the most shamelessly self-congratulatory in every online forum I come across. I don't "talk shit" to you guys because of a lack of admiration, I do it because a little humility goes a long way, regardless of your line of work.
EMTPirate, there is a difference between a soldier and a Marine. Dumb ass.
they both sell their lives to the government, they both die for nothing. dumb ass.
I didnt sell my life, I proudly served. Its unpatriotic fucks like you who should leave the country. Im in the Air Force and even I think YOU are the pussy.
im a 0311 in the Marine's, like many of my brothers I was wounded in combat and my career has been cut short, many of my frinds left mothers, fathers, sisters, brothers, wifes, and children to cry at there grave we do this so weak fucks like you will be free to say things like this. your welcome and FUCK YOU BITCH!!!
I was Army. Sorry that the genetic term for a military service member isn't good enough for you, and it offends you I'm guessing you got a 31% on your ASVAB. One team one fight. Calm the fuck down.
Hey docsticks I'm def not a POG and your obviously not even a Marine so how about u shut the fuck up and join a real branch rather than trying to act like your hardcore?
Plan B is 99% effective ;)
tag chasing slut
All the hopefully women yelling me too. It is not hard to get fucked by a soldier, trust me. Just ask them. They will take care of every thing else.
Lol marine week St Louis! Oorah
only thing marines are good for is having horny gfs and wives that i can satisfy while theyre out ass slapping each other
Definitely jealous lol. I need to find a hotel like that! Haha.
hey sjy...guess what...if you didn't fight, we'd still be free you idiot...its not like if you didn't ppl would roll up and be like...oh ok well now your my slaves and you have no rights...congratulations you're a dumbass...you are n the marines because they give you shirts with your name on them so you don't forget how to spell it...
Yes, yes you are! Hope you're happy with this revelation 9 months from now when this spawn is ripping your vag apart during labor.
So jealous! I need to find a hotel like that!
Ya cause we just had an incident in Japan where all the marines were raping the Asian women... Ha idiots
ALL of them???
Southern girls are so easy for us Marines. They never see what shape real men are supposed to be in. Here in Cali though...? Yeah it's a lot more difficult.
Also in parts of Cali, they don't understand what it means to have a real man. Then they meet a Marine. Oorah!
@turmoil. You really think that guy's not completely kidding?
God me too. I would be so full of sperm.
@joshz06. Hollywood marines aint shit.
Dude I'm Air Force and I know Marines take it. When you say they arent shit, compared to who, Delta Force? SEALS? Damn.
Wish I where with you!
Yes all of you people are marines congratulations cause the armed forces have certainly nothing better to do then get on something like this and start making big deals about it I applaud you *golf clap*
seems like you got quite a chip on your fat little shoulder
It's called birth control Use it!!