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  • Submitted by Devil_Dog_84 on Jun 19, 11 at 9:44am

    Yep, that's how we Marines roll... Enjoy!

  • Submitted by Jughead on Jun 19, 11 at 10:21am

    And the terrorists think they're the ones who get the virgins?

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      Submitted by turmoil on Jun 19, 11 at 10:56am

      You really think a girl that would say something like that is a virgin?

  • 98 46
    Submitted by haliganbar on Jun 19, 11 at 3:35pm

    These are their rifles, those are their guns. These are for fighting, those are for fun.

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    Submitted by CrashR6 on Jun 19, 11 at 9:55am

    Semper Fi

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    Submitted by imthatchick44 on Jun 19, 11 at 1:00pm

    Lucky bitch I'm jealous :)

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    Submitted by Silent on Jun 19, 11 at 12:19pm

    Oorah!

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    Submitted by odc25 on Jun 20, 11 at 5:43am

    Listen ladies and gents we all know that Marines.. Me being one myself look the best in uniform,fuck like champs, an defend your fucking freedom so don't talk shit .. Thanks

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      Submitted by docsticks on Jun 20, 11 at 9:05am

      also most likely a POG

      • 46 35
        Submitted by stackjr on Jun 21, 11 at 5:39pm

        Certainly is.

      • 42 34
        Submitted by EMTPirate on Jun 26, 11 at 7:58pm

        Definitely, probably a FOBbit too.

    • 35 36
      Submitted by CherokeeKid48 on Jun 22, 11 at 1:17am

      you're a badass my friend

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    Submitted by gecko83 on Jun 19, 11 at 5:28pm

    Porn stars have nothin on the military that girl might have twins by separate fathers in that place.

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    Submitted by randomname on Jun 19, 11 at 3:48pm

    EMTPirate, there is a difference between a soldier and a Marine. Dumb ass.

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      Submitted by fucksyourmother on Jun 19, 11 at 10:21pm

      they both sell their lives to the government, they both die for nothing. dumb ass.

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        Submitted by 1n1_4now on Jun 20, 11 at 1:23am

        I didnt sell my life, I proudly served. Its unpatriotic fucks like you who should leave the country. Im in the Air Force and even I think YOU are the pussy.

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        Submitted by sjy0311 on Jun 20, 11 at 10:36pm

        im a 0311 in the Marine's, like many of my brothers I was wounded in combat and my career has been cut short, many of my frinds left mothers, fathers, sisters, brothers, wifes, and children to cry at there grave we do this so weak fucks like you will be free to say things like this. your welcome and FUCK YOU BITCH!!!

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      Submitted by EMTPirate on Jun 24, 11 at 9:19pm

      I was Army. Sorry that the genetic term for a military service member isn't good enough for you, and it offends you I'm guessing you got a 31% on your ASVAB. One team one fight. Calm the fuck down.

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    Submitted by southernbelle12 on Jun 21, 11 at 12:52am

    Not all southern girls sleep with random guys. Even if they ARE marines. We aren't all sluts thank u very much. And to the ass holes talking about our soldiers... Shut the hell up I have family over in Iraq fighting to give u ungrateful bitches the freedom to be assholes... Show some respect.

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    Submitted by Michguy on Jun 19, 11 at 10:27am

    Yeah, no sense using protection. Preg with a handful of STIs. Enjoy.

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      Submitted by EMTPirate on Jun 19, 11 at 3:09pm

      Congratulations on using the proper STI's, good man.

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      Submitted by Stotan1228 on Jun 19, 11 at 8:11pm

      Fortunately for her we Marines pride ourselves on our cleanliness and presentation. Now if it was a bunch of soldiers she might leave there with AIDS.

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        Submitted by Dragonfire on Jun 20, 11 at 5:19am

        Even the (once) first lady, Eleanor Roosevelt said that Marines have "The cleanest bodies and the dirtiest minds".

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        Submitted by docsticks on Jun 20, 11 at 9:04am

        clearly youre a boot, ask your doc how clean marines keep themselves

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    Submitted by jprincess on Jun 24, 11 at 5:23pm

    Yes, yes you are! Hope you're happy with this revelation 9 months from now when this spawn is ripping your vag apart during labor.

  • 50 41
    Submitted by EMTPirate on Jun 19, 11 at 3:12pm

    All the hopefully women yelling me too. It is not hard to get fucked by a soldier, trust me. Just ask them. They will take care of every thing else.

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    Submitted by srh480 on Jun 19, 11 at 12:10pm

    tag chasing slut

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    Submitted by nonphotoblue on Jun 20, 11 at 5:52pm

    Strange that the most venerated branch of the armed forces is also the most shamelessly self-congratulatory in every online forum I come across. I don't "talk shit" to you guys because of a lack of admiration, I do it because a little humility goes a long way, regardless of your line of work.

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    Submitted by odc25 on Jun 21, 11 at 3:02am

    Hey docsticks I'm def not a POG and your obviously not even a Marine so how about u shut the fuck up and join a real branch rather than trying to act like your hardcore?

  • 58 62
    Submitted by LatinaDiva on Jun 19, 11 at 1:13pm

    Wish I where with you!

  • 51 50
    Submitted by babyshaker on Jun 21, 11 at 10:30pm

    only thing marines are good for is having horny gfs and wives that i can satisfy while theyre out ass slapping each other

  • 48 45
    Submitted by sdpq1 on Jun 20, 11 at 8:25pm

    Plan B is 99% effective ;)

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    Submitted by Ms_Aimee00 on Jun 20, 11 at 3:10am

    Definitely jealous lol. I need to find a hotel like that! Haha.

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    Submitted by Kneel4duhmeal on Jun 24, 11 at 12:29pm

    Lol marine week St Louis! Oorah

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    Submitted by nyynks288 on Jun 20, 11 at 4:17am

    Ya cause we just had an incident in Japan where all the marines were raping the Asian women... Ha idiots

    • 44 44
      Submitted by skeezer on Jun 20, 11 at 9:17am

      ALL of them???

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    Submitted by xyguy04 on Jun 19, 11 at 2:32pm

    God me too. I would be so full of sperm.

  • 52 67
    Submitted by tucks on Jun 19, 11 at 11:35am

    Bitch

  • 38 40
    Submitted by breanna_6 on Jun 26, 11 at 12:29am

    Haha funny!

  • 44 52
    Submitted by Lissi on Jun 20, 11 at 2:18am

    So jealous! I need to find a hotel like that!

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    Submitted by jdude51 on Jun 19, 11 at 6:44pm

    @turmoil. You really think that guy's not completely kidding?

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    Submitted by mikaeltyson on Jun 19, 11 at 9:16pm

    @joshz06. Hollywood marines aint shit.

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      Submitted by 1n1_4now on Jun 20, 11 at 1:24am

      Dude I'm Air Force and I know Marines take it. When you say they arent shit, compared to who, Delta Force? SEALS? Damn.

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    Submitted by Onyourwifesface on Jun 20, 11 at 11:30am

    Yes all of you people are marines congratulations cause the armed forces have certainly nothing better to do then get on something like this and start making big deals about it I applaud you *golf clap*

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      Submitted by docsticks on Jun 20, 11 at 2:00pm

      seems like you got quite a chip on your fat little shoulder

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    Submitted by JoshZ06 on Jun 19, 11 at 5:55pm

    Southern girls are so easy for us Marines. They never see what shape real men are supposed to be in. Here in Cali though...? Yeah it's a lot more difficult.

    • 41 52
      Submitted by Dragonfire on Jun 20, 11 at 5:22am

      Also in parts of Cali, they don't understand what it means to have a real man. Then they meet a Marine. Oorah!

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    Submitted by hippiesgotohell on Jun 24, 11 at 12:03am

    hey sjy...guess what...if you didn't fight, we'd still be free you idiot...its not like if you didn't ppl would roll up and be like...oh ok well now your my slaves and you have no rights...congratulations you're a dumbass...you are n the marines because they give you shirts with your name on them so you don't forget how to spell it...

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    Submitted by Rashal5 on Jun 19, 11 at 5:24pm

    It's called birth control Use it!!