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  • 83 78
    Submitted by porksword on Dec 8, 11 at 1:18pm

    She's NOT the jerky fairy.

    • 60 80
      Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 8, 11 at 1:30pm

      Halloween costume idea...

      • 67 86
        Submitted by porksword on Dec 8, 11 at 2:02pm

        A fairy dress, hand lotion, tissues, and a shake weight= best costume ever!

        • 65 57
          Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 8, 11 at 9:57pm

          Does said fairy have a halo like an angelic gift from god, or just wings? And wouldn't it be a protein shake?

  • 67 55
    Submitted by theoldguy on Dec 8, 11 at 10:39am

    if she can shake it hard enough to get a scar she could jack off a rhino, it could be fun the first time, painful after that

  • 74 69
    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 8, 11 at 10:38am

    If it just happened, how is it a scar?

  • 72 68
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 8, 11 at 11:16am

    Suddenly, I'm mildly afraid of hand jobs.

    • 54 68
      Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 8, 11 at 12:30pm

      No you're not!!!

    • 75 55
      Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 8, 11 at 9:21pm

      Some of us are quite good at giving those

      • 59 59
        Submitted by gostrong on Dec 9, 11 at 12:16am

        Really? Prove it.

        • 75 73
          Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 9, 11 at 1:05am

          Gostrong, I hope you're a guy....

          • 73 61
            Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 9, 11 at 1:40am

            I think so. Or a lesbian with a strap-on. Not really sure.

            • 64 78
              Submitted by gostrong on Dec 9, 11 at 1:55am

              Male. Are u 2 a thing?

              • 64 56
                Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 9, 11 at 2:20am

                No, we're not. Gostrong, are u single? I don't deal with married guys.

                • 78 72
                  Submitted by gostrong on Dec 9, 11 at 2:29am

                  Yes = single

                  • 60 68
                    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 9, 11 at 2:43am

                    OK. Are you over the age of 25 and good looking? Because I'm a hot blond. LOL. And are you flirting with me?

                    • 59 49
                      Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 9, 11 at 2:54am

                      LOL! Deja vu...

                      • 70 75
                        Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 9, 11 at 2:56am

                        LOL I know.

                      • 61 47
                        Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 9, 11 at 2:57am

                        But I'm curious as to Gostrong's answer..

                        • 61 74
                          Submitted by gostrong on Dec 9, 11 at 3:29am

                          In my late 30s. Modeled my way through college and have never had problems with women finding me unattractive. At least not to my face.

                          • 83 56
                            Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 9, 11 at 3:31am

                            OK, what's your email? LOL!

                    • 62 45
                      Submitted by gostrong on Dec 9, 11 at 3:27am

                      Don't forget modest.

                      • 66 67
                        Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 9, 11 at 3:29am

                        You didn't answer my question, Gostrong. Are you over 25 and flirting with me? LOL

                        • 64 76
                          Submitted by gostrong on Dec 9, 11 at 3:42am

                          i1aplay2@sbcglobal.net. Send me a pic. I'll see if you're worthy. lol.

                          • 59 90
                            Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 9, 11 at 3:45am

                            How do you type the upside ! ?

                            • 50 56
                              Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 9, 11 at 3:46am

                              That was a joke....

                          • 76 59
                            Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 9, 11 at 3:48am

                            E mailed you and I AM worthy....

                            • 59 78
                              Submitted by Nolanathan on Dec 9, 11 at 10:39am

                              This.just.happened.wtf

              • 56 61
                Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 9, 11 at 2:37am

                No. It's a fun place to visit, but I don't want to live there.

                • 57 51
                  Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 9, 11 at 2:41am

                  Lmfao!!

                • 60 49
                  Submitted by gostrong on Dec 9, 11 at 3:34am

                  Can I watch?

                  • 60 62
                    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 9, 11 at 3:35am

                    No. Email please. LOL I gotta see what you look like. ;-)

                    • 68 59
                      Submitted by gostrong on Dec 9, 11 at 4:02am

                      Thought you weren't into that kind of thing? She is.

                  • 57 69
                    Submitted by gostrong on Dec 9, 11 at 4:05am

                    Please hedonist. I thought that was the magic word

                    • 69 72
                      Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 9, 11 at 4:11am

                      Wow, you sound like a pig. I guess YOU'RE not worthy.

                      • 55 70
                        Submitted by gostrong on Dec 9, 11 at 4:25am

                        Don't get your panties in a twist. I'm not a pig. I just have a weakness. All men do.

                • 69 54
                  Submitted by gostrong on Dec 9, 11 at 4:00am

                  Please?

                  • 57 62
                    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 9, 11 at 4:03am

                    Ugh, no. Because she and I are not together. Did u get my email?

                    • 58 55
                      Submitted by gostrong on Dec 9, 11 at 4:12am

                      No email. I see that she is not with you but she is into girls.

                    • 72 51
                      Submitted by gostrong on Dec 9, 11 at 4:18am

                      How old are you Boo?

                      • 65 65
                        Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 9, 11 at 4:25am

                        I emailed u again. I'm 36

                        • 66 59
                          Submitted by gostrong on Dec 9, 11 at 4:38am

                          There aren't any naked pics in my email.

                          • 72 58
                            Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 9, 11 at 4:41am

                            I didn't send you any naked pics. But I emailed you twice. With pictures of me.

                        • 55 59
                          Submitted by gostrong on Dec 9, 11 at 4:39am

                          Are you high maintenance?

                          • 60 73
                            Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 9, 11 at 4:43am

                            No. But I'm a woman that gets what she wants

  • 63 51
    Submitted by mizlickzalot on Dec 8, 11 at 11:22am

    If you can get a scar from a Shakeweight, you deserve the scar.

  • 51 56
    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 8, 11 at 9:20pm

    A shake weight scar? Really? How do you manage that?