my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
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if she can shake it hard enough to get a scar she could jack off a rhino, it could be fun the first time, painful after that
Suddenly, I'm mildly afraid of hand jobs.
No you're not!!!
Some of us are quite good at giving those
Really? Prove it.
Gostrong, I hope you're a guy....
I think so. Or a lesbian with a strap-on. Not really sure.
Male. Are u 2 a thing?
No, we're not. Gostrong, are u single? I don't deal with married guys.
Yes = single
OK. Are you over the age of 25 and good looking? Because I'm a hot blond. LOL. And are you flirting with me?
LOL! Deja vu...
LOL I know.
But I'm curious as to Gostrong's answer..
In my late 30s. Modeled my way through college and have never had problems with women finding me unattractive. At least not to my face.
OK, what's your email? LOL!
Don't forget modest.
You didn't answer my question, Gostrong. Are you over 25 and flirting with me? LOL
email@example.com. Send me a pic. I'll see if you're worthy. lol.
How do you type the upside ! ?
That was a joke....
E mailed you and I AM worthy....
No. It's a fun place to visit, but I don't want to live there.
Can I watch?
No. Email please. LOL I gotta see what you look like. ;-)
Thought you weren't into that kind of thing? She is.
Please hedonist. I thought that was the magic word
Wow, you sound like a pig. I guess YOU'RE not worthy.
Don't get your panties in a twist. I'm not a pig. I just have a weakness. All men do.
Ugh, no. Because she and I are not together. Did u get my email?
No email. I see that she is not with you but she is into girls.
How old are you Boo?
I emailed u again. I'm 36
There aren't any naked pics in my email.
I didn't send you any naked pics. But I emailed you twice. With pictures of me.
Are you high maintenance?
No. But I'm a woman that gets what she wants
She's NOT the jerky fairy.
Halloween costume idea...
A fairy dress, hand lotion, tissues, and a shake weight= best costume ever!
Does said fairy have a halo like an angelic gift from god, or just wings? And wouldn't it be a protein shake?
If it just happened, how is it a scar?
If you can get a scar from a Shakeweight, you deserve the scar.
A shake weight scar? Really? How do you manage that?