Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
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I wanna make a joke about calling on the power of greyskull and getting head from a senior citizen but I am just too damn hungover..so fuck it
same here nu. good idea tho
Hey!! I had the hots for He-Man many MANY years ago.... He was awesome. (Although I did just get the old cartoons for my boys and I can't quite figure out why I thought he was so hot.)
he's hot beefy and g a y therefore unattainable thus you want him
Damnit TFLN, enough with the GILF texts!
Uncanny how he just happened to mistakenly text another bro.
I'm ashamed to be from Illinois...
i would be too you fib
What's a GILF text?
@jibbs91 it's a MILF only with grandmas
GILF Granny I'd Like to F%ck\nI've met a few incredibly hot ones but haven't felt adventurous enough for that lmao