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  • I wanna make a joke about calling on the power of greyskull and getting head from a senior citizen but I am just too damn hungover..so fuck it

    Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 26, 11 at 6:27pm
    • same here nu. good idea tho

      Submitted by reeln on Nov 26, 11 at 9:16pm
    • Hey!! I had the hots for He-Man many MANY years ago.... He was awesome. (Although I did just get the old cartoons for my boys and I can't quite figure out why I thought he was so hot.)

      Submitted by threeoneseven on Nov 28, 11 at 12:19am
      • he's hot beefy and g a y therefore unattainable thus you want him

        Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 28, 11 at 1:00am
  • Damnit TFLN, enough with the GILF texts!

    Submitted by bttrdenu on Nov 26, 11 at 1:42pm
  • Uncanny how he just happened to mistakenly text another bro.

    Submitted by JJdoggie on Nov 26, 11 at 1:32pm
  • I'm ashamed to be from Illinois...

    Submitted by novaleigh89 on Nov 27, 11 at 9:17am
  • @jibbs91 it's a MILF only with grandmas

    Submitted by texastomboy on Nov 27, 11 at 9:26am
  • What's a GILF text?

    Submitted by jibbs91 on Nov 26, 11 at 2:14pm
  • GILF Granny I'd Like to F%ck\nI've met a few incredibly hot ones but haven't felt adventurous enough for that lmao

    Submitted by Dr_Rod on Nov 26, 11 at 4:37pm