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  • Submitted by regalbeagle on Sep 5, 10 at 1:50pm

    I must be a nymphomaniac; Cause I had to go to planned parent--hood; Yes I went ahead and banged that guy; though I knew that i-dea wasn't goooood; well at least I don't have AIDS; though I should feel my shame in spades; for if I were to contract AIDS; and my mom were to find out; she'd be quite upset with me; and pout this holiday under the Christmas tree; so thank God for planned parenthood; sound decision making I need not learn; now where's that special creme; my vagina is

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    Submitted by The_Hamburgular on Sep 5, 10 at 2:43pm

    Shouldn't have fucked those grenades.

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    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Sep 5, 10 at 1:39pm

    Shouldn't have fucked the Mexican maid.

  • 72 54
    Submitted by blackhalfrican on Sep 5, 10 at 1:56pm

    Regal, let's do a collaboration. We could be unstoppable.

  • 76 69
    Submitted by JLa1 on Sep 5, 10 at 1:44pm

    Can I get spayed?

  • 61 63
    Submitted by patmans13 on Sep 6, 10 at 8:33am

    Please people, be more white

  • 53 49
    Submitted by kauaim on Sep 7, 10 at 6:30pm

    But I gotta get paid.

  • 62 69
    Submitted by iamchupacabra on Sep 6, 10 at 12:59am

    stay classy san diego

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    Submitted by DestruKto on Sep 5, 10 at 3:53pm

    I feel great I finally got laid thankful I don't have aids because this babe was kinda a skank you should of seen her face when I had to explain that sometimes condoms break and it's still in her body, now she's at wake praying she doesn't go from naughty to mommy

  • 59 65
    Submitted by abundantmango on Sep 5, 10 at 1:41pm

    I got laid, laid, laids

  • 49 53
    Submitted by xaviorisdeath on Sep 8, 10 at 10:24pm

    You could say "I don't have HIV, only clean dicks for me!"

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    Submitted by 401L0v3 on Sep 6, 10 at 8:20am

    I dressed up as a slutty french maid, just tryin' to get laid, dude even paid, thank god I didn't get aids, all the shit I do to get laid, I shoulda just stayed, with my first baby daddy, but I'm known to get pretty catty

  • 52 61
    Submitted by amonymous on Sep 5, 10 at 4:39pm

    Want good grades?

  • 48 55
    Submitted by DeathLeprKHAN on Sep 6, 10 at 10:09pm

    It's the oldest of trades.

  • 53 68
    Submitted by 1005gymrat on Sep 6, 10 at 10:59pm

    my dick needs bandaids

  • 48 59
    Submitted by rufasevach on Sep 7, 10 at 4:57pm

    "escapades"!

  • 53 69
    Submitted by andrewthegreat on Sep 5, 10 at 8:54pm

    Escapades.

  • 54 72
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 5, 10 at 9:25pm

    How about "as a slut I am made."

  • 45 61
    Submitted by virginiawolf63 on Sep 5, 10 at 9:17pm

    Please lets get laid.

  • 38 49
    Submitted by 69_Charger on Sep 8, 10 at 12:27pm

    Looking cool in my shades cus I don't have aid's

  • 44 61
    Submitted by shvirginia on Sep 6, 10 at 8:32pm

    Lets get laid

  • 41 56
    Submitted by heythereyou on Sep 6, 10 at 9:07am

    King of spades.

  • 51 76
    Submitted by 401L0v3 on Sep 6, 10 at 8:22am

    dudes only want ass, that's why I got so much cash, along with sass, ain't no dude that I'll pass, you want some I'm game, so next month the scare will be the same

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    Submitted by PolarBare on Sep 10, 10 at 1:23pm

    Exactly how does lays rhyme with AIDS?

  • 51 81
    Submitted by akodrea on Sep 5, 10 at 9:05pm

    Now I'll remember to wear a condom the next time I get laiiiiiid

  • 44 67
    Submitted by rceah on Sep 5, 10 at 4:13pm

    King of spaides

  • 45 69
    Submitted by 098 on Sep 5, 10 at 3:12pm

    Thank the slutty maid rhymes

  • 44 68
    Submitted by pokemon on Sep 7, 10 at 12:00am

    "What if I came"

  • 45 72
    Submitted by imdown on Sep 6, 10 at 10:16am

    "Won't get laid"

  • 43 70
    Submitted by InternetKilledTV on Sep 10, 10 at 12:06am

    Just eat more Lays

  • 46 77
    Submitted by jsledd35 on Sep 6, 10 at 2:13pm

    Fine ass babes

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    Submitted by hansolo22 on Sep 10, 10 at 4:59am

    Eating marmalade in the shade?

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    Submitted by shescalledhenry on Apr 8, 11 at 4:36pm

    Even though I fucked the maid.