Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
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I must be a nymphomaniac; Cause I had to go to planned parent--hood; Yes I went ahead and banged that guy; though I knew that i-dea wasn't goooood; well at least I don't have AIDS; though I should feel my shame in spades; for if I were to contract AIDS; and my mom were to find out; she'd be quite upset with me; and pout this holiday under the Christmas tree; so thank God for planned parenthood; sound decision making I need not learn; now where's that special creme; my vagina is
starting to burn.
Shouldn't have fucked those grenades.
Shouldn't have fucked the Mexican maid.
But I gotta get paid.
Regal, let's do a collaboration. We could be unstoppable.
Can I get spayed?
stay classy san diego
I feel great I finally got laid thankful I don't have aids because this babe was kinda a skank you should of seen her face when I had to explain that sometimes condoms break and it's still in her body, now she's at wake praying she doesn't go from naughty to mommy
Please people, be more white
I got laid, laid, laids
How about "as a slut I am made."
Exactly how does lays rhyme with AIDS?
I dressed up as a slutty french maid, just tryin' to get laid, dude even paid, thank god I didn't get aids, all the shit I do to get laid, I shoulda just stayed, with my first baby daddy, but I'm known to get pretty catty
my dick needs bandaids
Looking cool in my shades cus I don't have aid's
You could say "I don't have HIV, only clean dicks for me!"
It's the oldest of trades.
dudes only want ass, that's why I got so much cash, along with sass, ain't no dude that I'll pass, you want some I'm game, so next month the scare will be the same
"What if I came"
Want good grades?
King of spaides
Thank the slutty maid rhymes
"Won't get laid"
King of spades.
Lets get laid
Even though I fucked the maid.
Now I'll remember to wear a condom the next time I get laiiiiiid
Just eat more Lays
Please lets get laid.
Fine ass babes
Eating marmalade in the shade?