Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
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I must be a nymphomaniac; Cause I had to go to planned parent--hood; Yes I went ahead and banged that guy; though I knew that i-dea wasn't goooood; well at least I don't have AIDS; though I should feel my shame in spades; for if I were to contract AIDS; and my mom were to find out; she'd be quite upset with me; and pout this holiday under the Christmas tree; so thank God for planned parenthood; sound decision making I need not learn; now where's that special creme; my vagina is
starting to burn.
Shouldn't have fucked those grenades.
Shouldn't have fucked the Mexican maid.
Regal, let's do a collaboration. We could be unstoppable.
But I gotta get paid.
Can I get spayed?
I feel great I finally got laid thankful I don't have aids because this babe was kinda a skank you should of seen her face when I had to explain that sometimes condoms break and it's still in her body, now she's at wake praying she doesn't go from naughty to mommy
How about "as a slut I am made."
I dressed up as a slutty french maid, just tryin' to get laid, dude even paid, thank god I didn't get aids, all the shit I do to get laid, I shoulda just stayed, with my first baby daddy, but I'm known to get pretty catty
Please people, be more white
I got laid, laid, laids
stay classy san diego
my dick needs bandaids
You could say "I don't have HIV, only clean dicks for me!"
Exactly how does lays rhyme with AIDS?
Looking cool in my shades cus I don't have aid's
It's the oldest of trades.
"What if I came"
Want good grades?
dudes only want ass, that's why I got so much cash, along with sass, ain't no dude that I'll pass, you want some I'm game, so next month the scare will be the same
King of spaides
Thank the slutty maid rhymes
Even though I fucked the maid.
Lets get laid
"Won't get laid"
Just eat more Lays
Please lets get laid.
King of spades.
Fine ass babes
Now I'll remember to wear a condom the next time I get laiiiiiid
Eating marmalade in the shade?