I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
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drunken words are sober thoughts.
So disregard this text and answer the phone later. Got it.
Considering you think you might say that to me while drunk, I assume you've thought about it more than a few times sober!
bet he got some that night
Any bitch that writes something this long to a guy, he has a hook in her somehow.
That's definitely going to work.
Or she has a weird fetish of dressing as herself and being a bitch.
She really wants to fuck his brains out but she's pissed at him at the moment.... Easy fix talk to her after she's been drinking
Rejection: You're doing it right.
The heart has its reasons, of which reason knows nothing.
Oh but why not!!!!! Jeez what a bitch
Oh dear lord.