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  • Submitted by SpartanSaint on Jun 24, 12 at 11:59am

    drunken words are sober thoughts.

  • Submitted by Thompson11 on Jun 24, 12 at 12:42pm

    So disregard this text and answer the phone later. Got it.

  • Submitted by Phys on Jun 24, 12 at 1:21pm

    Considering you think you might say that to me while drunk, I assume you've thought about it more than a few times sober!

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    Submitted by DemonicDuck on Jun 24, 12 at 12:27pm

    bet he got some that night

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 24, 12 at 2:39pm

    Any bitch that writes something this long to a guy, he has a hook in her somehow.

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    Submitted by grizzlewhisker on Jun 24, 12 at 12:00pm

    That's definitely going to work.

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    Submitted by killzberryboeboy on Jun 24, 12 at 8:53pm

    Or she has a weird fetish of dressing as herself and being a bitch.

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    Submitted by karazyboys on Jun 25, 12 at 11:01am

    She really wants to fuck his brains out but she's pissed at him at the moment.... Easy fix talk to her after she's been drinking

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    Submitted by kin_in_in on Jun 25, 12 at 11:42am

    The heart has its reasons, of which reason knows nothing.

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    Submitted by partyrok on Jun 25, 12 at 6:30pm

    Rejection: You're doing it right.

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    Submitted by fatboyexpress on Jun 25, 12 at 9:01am

    Oh but why not!!!!! Jeez what a bitch

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    Submitted by girlsRbumd on Jun 25, 12 at 12:06am

    Oh dear lord.