I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
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oh, shit--look you guys, firstfirst was the first one to post a response to this post about someone hitting on someone drinking gravy, so I really think we should all just walk away and reconsider exactly what it is we're doing with our lives at this point....
Lindsey, Quit feeding the trolls you dumb sack of monkey cum.
Ah, fat people in love.
I'm proud of firstfirst for his diligence! *Hands him a pretzel*
Who needs conventional dating when drunken parties work better
What the hell is up with first? Does he seriously sit, refreshing the page every second so he can be first? Seriously. Grow. Up.