i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
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She probably wouldn't know what romantic was if you hit her over the head with it.
Try a brick.
then u shoulda just turned her into a sword swallower
And with mine own two inch longsword, I dub thee, now arise knight of apartment f
She's just insulted you knighted her with a dagger.
Have your boyfriend knight u preppy... Unless it's too small
That is my new goal in life. Screw unromantic! I just wanna be a knight!
Maybe you shouldn't have name her Knight Sirsucksalot
Start hanging with Ren Faire girls. That works many times.
Maybe if you splashed her your holy water...
We are the knights who say knee, KNEE!- monty python
it's Nee...knee's are the joint in yer leg...now, bring me a shrubbery!
its Ni! if your gonna correct someone do it right
Who let her out of the kitchen?
Shit that's unhealthy
.......aaaaaaand C U Next Thursday.....
Female saying...I would laugh my ass off if my man did this to me. Epic.
Shoulda poked her eye after that comment.
u can knight me!
Maybe she took a cumshot to the knee