i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
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She probably wouldn't know what romantic was if you hit her over the head with it.
Try a brick.
And with mine own two inch longsword, I dub thee, now arise knight of apartment f
then u shoulda just turned her into a sword swallower
She's just insulted you knighted her with a dagger.
Maybe you shouldn't have name her Knight Sirsucksalot
Have your boyfriend knight u preppy... Unless it's too small
That is my new goal in life. Screw unromantic! I just wanna be a knight!
Maybe if you splashed her your holy water...
Start hanging with Ren Faire girls. That works many times.
We are the knights who say knee, KNEE!- monty python
it's Nee...knee's are the joint in yer leg...now, bring me a shrubbery!
its Ni! if your gonna correct someone do it right
Who let her out of the kitchen?
Shit that's unhealthy
.......aaaaaaand C U Next Thursday.....
Female saying...I would laugh my ass off if my man did this to me. Epic.
Shoulda poked her eye after that comment.
u can knight me!
Maybe she took a cumshot to the knee