i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
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She probably wouldn't know what romantic was if you hit her over the head with it.
Try a brick.
And with mine own two inch longsword, I dub thee, now arise knight of apartment f
then u shoulda just turned her into a sword swallower
She's just insulted you knighted her with a dagger.
That is my new goal in life. Screw unromantic! I just wanna be a knight!
Maybe you shouldn't have name her Knight Sirsucksalot
Have your boyfriend knight u preppy... Unless it's too small
Maybe if you splashed her your holy water...
Start hanging with Ren Faire girls. That works many times.
We are the knights who say knee, KNEE!- monty python
it's Nee...knee's are the joint in yer leg...now, bring me a shrubbery!
its Ni! if your gonna correct someone do it right
.......aaaaaaand C U Next Thursday.....
Who let her out of the kitchen?
Shit that's unhealthy
Female saying...I would laugh my ass off if my man did this to me. Epic.
Shoulda poked her eye after that comment.
u can knight me!
Maybe she took a cumshot to the knee