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  • 77 71
    Submitted by jonathan171 on Jul 9, 11 at 11:29am

    "Name's Artemis. I have a bleached asshole."

  • 74 73
    Submitted by likeahoss on Jul 9, 11 at 9:30am

    I prefer maintaining the contrast. Anal bleaching is for the more milquetoast personality.

  • 79 85
    Submitted by Gibbss on Jul 9, 11 at 4:34pm

    Sure u can. I use that line all the time

  • 70 78
    Submitted by thomasck on Jul 9, 11 at 11:11pm

    Especially when your mother is on the other line asking for sexual advice.