I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
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went home at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2
Stay golden ponyboy
friends don't let friends bang ugly
10 was the length of her singular eyebrow.
I never banged a 10, but one night I banged 5 twos.
George Carlin Ftw!
Why is this a bad night? Are we considering the position of the recipient?
@Porksword: Love it! And your name makes me chuckle. Teehee.
Reasons two, three, four and five: the set of cock and balls between her legs.
Freshman Steve? Is this text about you?