I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
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Yes... There are those days when a little pussy just makes your day. Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
Who could vote this down? Cats are adorbs.
"Desire cats more": Future Cat Lady or Bestiality? I'm not sure... O_o Have you tried out Lesbianism? Ya need to explore all your options!
I also prefer a cute pussy to men
It's funny because the cats give about as much of a shit about you as all the men in your life.
Please leave the 541.
Cats are much more adorable. \nAnd of course this comes from Oregon.
And vibrators...cat ladies gotta have something phallic....
$100 says this in Eugene
This is disgusting.
Cats don't judge you when you eat a whole cheesecake in one night. In addition to 5 meals. And a quart of ice cream. They don't have to share you with the gym. And your fat rolls are warm.