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  • I don't care if it's an act, I want him. Now. In my pants.

    Submitted by queef on Jan 24, 11 at 1:05pm
  • i respect you so much now she will love you enough to do anal. smart man

    Submitted by limes on Jan 24, 11 at 10:52am
    • My boyfriend is like this and I let him do whatever the hell he wants to me. And if he wants to watch football, I watch football. If he cringes when I suggest Black Swan for the movies, I suggest something else. We see how much you appreciate us and we give it back!!

      Submitted by mystomachurts on Jan 25, 11 at 1:06am
      • I can only imagine what you must look like with the screenname you picked.

        Submitted by thebatman on Jan 25, 11 at 2:52am
  • Blah Blah whipped blah blah man card blah blah. Guess what? You know what a girl wouldn't do for a guy like this? Nothing. Gotta give if you wanna get, and there ain't no end to what this guy's gonna be getting.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Jan 24, 11 at 1:10pm
  • You gave your cat oral? Gross

    Submitted by mccl2231 on Jan 24, 11 at 1:21pm
  • I feel like the people who are hating on this guy are the people who know they will never have anyone in their lives who like them enough to do nice things for them just because they can, and that makes their lonely black hearts just that much lonelier and blacker so they seek comfort in going online and trolling websites about funny texts. I feel sorry for these people. Not that sorry, though.

    Submitted by butterf1yy on Jan 24, 11 at 4:01pm
  • She likes brownies. That guy likes sex. I see the connection.

    Submitted by tmccleaf1171 on Jan 24, 11 at 1:18pm
  • Marry me <3

    Submitted by silverlining on Jan 24, 11 at 3:25pm
  • You girls sound perfect for each other.

    Submitted by harbqll on Jan 24, 11 at 3:32pm
  • i think its funny when guys think they turn into bitches and pussies when they act like this... when the truth is guys that do these kinds of things get laid whenever they want it.

    Submitted by averizzle556 on Jan 25, 11 at 1:16am
  • Psst... hey, all you sluts who think relationships are stupid... your asses get kicked back on the street in the morning while OP's girl gets this little slice of heaven. Bravo OP.

    Submitted by Taipan on Jan 24, 11 at 11:32pm
  • marry me? u don't have to feed my cat or make me brownies. but I love oral and eggs.

    Submitted by andthelion on Jan 24, 11 at 9:54pm
  • best boyfriend ever.

    Submitted by NataSept on Jan 25, 11 at 1:40am
  • that dude totally cheated on her...

    Submitted by Wiggity on Jan 24, 11 at 3:21pm
  • hey hitinthc i bet she wont cheat on him. so he wins....right?

    Submitted by ilovewhores on Jan 24, 11 at 11:02am
  • Anyone thinkin.... Maybe this is a chick??

    Submitted by MrEccles on Jan 24, 11 at 11:37pm
  • oh and for all you people saying its an act or he's not a man, you've obviously never had true love. my boyfriend treats me like a princess. You dont have to be whipped to Want to treat someone like this and get the same in return.

    Submitted by all_nighter on Jan 25, 11 at 1:03am
  • Respect.

    Submitted by lopez101 on Feb 21, 11 at 10:29am
  • Here's the deal: doing lots of really nice things for this girl will get this man appreciation, and that's it. If that's all he's looking for, then he's a decent human being, and I applaud him for it. If he's trying to ingratiate himself to this woman to get sexual favors, he's a jerk, and a dumb one at that. Making a girl breakfast will not get you laid. Being attractive, having a big dick, and knowing how to use it will.

    Submitted by irishcowboy on Jan 25, 11 at 10:04am
  • Most of you are sexist pigs but then again TFLN is a community of either sexist or overly bored losers so not surprising;)

    Submitted by chemi on Jan 25, 11 at 7:19am
  • it takes very little. this man is getting what he wants whenever now.

    Submitted by miscellany on Jan 26, 11 at 5:00am
  • What time do you get your balls back?

    Submitted by jrm261 on Jan 30, 11 at 8:15pm
  • I used to take care of my girl like this until the bitch cheated. I fucked her bestfriend as revenge and now we're happily married! (her EX bestfriend and me :) )

    Submitted by DuFF12891 on Jan 28, 11 at 2:10pm
  • Sounds like either you love her,or she's your 1st piece of ass,or you're just plain whipped. You take your pick.

    Submitted by hitinthc1 on Jan 24, 11 at 10:52am
  • When I first read this I totally thought he gave the cat oral o.O

    Submitted by gaterhog on Jan 25, 11 at 11:02pm
  • Does she keep your testicles in a jar on her night stand as well?

    Submitted by Eazy187 on Jan 26, 11 at 6:37pm
  • If it weren't for the area code, I'd swear this one was posted by my boyfriend. He knows how to get what he wants ;)

    Submitted by LickinChickin on Jan 26, 11 at 5:08am

    Submitted by cornelius on May 2, 11 at 12:50am
  • None of it matters. You forgot the green specks in the brownies.

    Submitted by Squall on Jan 24, 11 at 12:31pm
  • Haha sounds like my boyfriend

    Submitted by all_nighter on Jan 25, 11 at 12:59am
  • Worddddd.

    Submitted by valetta on Jan 29, 11 at 2:05am
  • Way to many girls on this site. Some men run there house, some men run around there house( you ) whippy

    Submitted by chinballwizard on Sep 30, 11 at 1:12pm
  • U r a bitch

    Submitted by chinballwizard on Sep 30, 11 at 1:09pm
  • Lol mccll

    Submitted by wafflecopter on Jan 24, 11 at 3:40pm
  • You sir, are a bitch.

    Submitted by osirisfrost on Jan 24, 11 at 9:21pm
  • time to rework your priorities nobody has pussy that good

    Submitted by asdfljk on Feb 9, 11 at 7:57pm
  • he forgot to mention the part where he cut off his balls and framed them in her bedroom

    Submitted by spanktank on Jan 24, 11 at 8:21pm
  • The only way you justify this is you just got caught fucking her friend last night.

    Submitted by chinballwizard on Sep 30, 11 at 2:10pm
  • Not good..... You did that shit and there was no mention of her paying back at any point..... Slippery slope

    Submitted by bignaked on Jan 24, 11 at 6:20pm
  • Grammar issues aside (making cats scrambled eggs?), this guy makes no mention of trying to get laid for what he does. To me, this sounds like a long-term relationship from the point of view of an awesome boyfriend. I would love to find one of my very own.

    Submitted by lostinalaska on Aug 30, 12 at 10:05am
  • u must want a bj badly

    Submitted by TBONEa on Jan 24, 11 at 11:24am
  • She'll be over you shortly. Noone likes a spineless man

    Submitted by Blackmane on Jan 24, 11 at 11:29am
  • I hope the OP is a female otherwise you need your man card revolked!

    Submitted by hacker201 on Jan 24, 11 at 11:23am
  • If she's not retarded, she'll know it's all an act. Good luck keeping up the charade.

    Submitted by leafyleafster on Jan 24, 11 at 12:15pm