I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
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I don't care if it's an act, I want him. Now. In my pants.
i respect you so much now she will love you enough to do anal. smart man
My boyfriend is like this and I let him do whatever the hell he wants to me. And if he wants to watch football, I watch football. If he cringes when I suggest Black Swan for the movies, I suggest something else. We see how much you appreciate us and we give it back!!
I can only imagine what you must look like with the screenname you picked.
Blah Blah whipped blah blah man card blah blah. Guess what? You know what a girl wouldn't do for a guy like this? Nothing. Gotta give if you wanna get, and there ain't no end to what this guy's gonna be getting.
You gave your cat oral? Gross
Made it eggs too. That's just twisted.
im pretty sure cats arent supposed to eat brownies either
She likes brownies. That guy likes sex. I see the connection.
I feel like the people who are hating on this guy are the people who know they will never have anyone in their lives who like them enough to do nice things for them just because they can, and that makes their lonely black hearts just that much lonelier and blacker so they seek comfort in going online and trolling websites about funny texts. I feel sorry for these people. Not that sorry, though.
I wish I could thumb up this one!
oh...they want me to type more than FOUR characters so im just tryna waste some space here
Marry me <3
You girls sound perfect for each other.
i think its funny when guys think they turn into bitches and pussies when they act like this... when the truth is guys that do these kinds of things get laid whenever they want it.
Psst... hey, all you sluts who think relationships are stupid... your asses get kicked back on the street in the morning while OP's girl gets this little slice of heaven. Bravo OP.
marry me? u don't have to feed my cat or make me brownies. but I love oral and eggs.
Oral and Eggs needs to be the name of a lesbian singing duet on YouTube.
best boyfriend ever.
that dude totally cheated on her...
hey hitinthc i bet she wont cheat on him. so he wins....right?
Anyone thinkin.... Maybe this is a chick??
oh and for all you people saying its an act or he's not a man, you've obviously never had true love. my boyfriend treats me like a princess. You dont have to be whipped to Want to treat someone like this and get the same in return.
Here's the deal: doing lots of really nice things for this girl will get this man appreciation, and that's it. If that's all he's looking for, then he's a decent human being, and I applaud him for it. If he's trying to ingratiate himself to this woman to get sexual favors, he's a jerk, and a dumb one at that. Making a girl breakfast will not get you laid. Being attractive, having a big dick, and knowing how to use it will.
Most of you are sexist pigs but then again TFLN is a community of either sexist or overly bored losers so not surprising;)
it takes very little. this man is getting what he wants whenever now.
What time do you get your balls back?
I used to take care of my girl like this until the bitch cheated. I fucked her bestfriend as revenge and now we're happily married! (her EX bestfriend and me :) )
Sounds like either you love her,or she's your 1st piece of ass,or you're just plain whipped. You take your pick.
Does she keep your testicles in a jar on her night stand as well?
When I first read this I totally thought he gave the cat oral o.O
If it weren't for the area code, I'd swear this one was posted by my boyfriend. He knows how to get what he wants ;)
Haha sounds like my boyfriend
None of it matters. You forgot the green specks in the brownies.
OMG I THOUGHT THIS WAS ALL ABOUT THE CAT, then reread it.
Way to many girls on this site. Some men run there house, some men run around there house( you ) whippy
U r a bitch
You sir, are a bitch.
Grammar issues aside (making cats scrambled eggs?), this guy makes no mention of trying to get laid for what he does. To me, this sounds like a long-term relationship from the point of view of an awesome boyfriend. I would love to find one of my very own.
The only way you justify this is you just got caught fucking her friend last night.
time to rework your priorities nobody has pussy that good
he forgot to mention the part where he cut off his balls and framed them in her bedroom
u must want a bj badly
Not good..... You did that shit and there was no mention of her paying back at any point..... Slippery slope
I hope the OP is a female otherwise you need your man card revolked!
She'll be over you shortly. Noone likes a spineless man
If she's not retarded, she'll know it's all an act. Good luck keeping up the charade.